Cool predictions and playful wishes. Comic predictions for the New Year for children: spend the holiday fun
Many people believe in horoscope predictions, signs, omens, superstitions. The practice of predictions is several thousand years old. What were the prophecies of the Delphic oracle, to which even the kings turned. Witches and prophets were able to "read" the fate of people in the palm of their hand, dreams, natural phenomena, events and omens. Today, for the most part, predictions for the future are perceived as comic, but they also make you think, change behavior and perception.
In the East, there is still a tradition of serving fortune cookies. Allegedly, a person can stretch his fate. Comic predictions, short and funny, can be great entertainment for a fun company. The person who prepared such “instructions” for the future for friends aims to cheer up, please the guests, and give a charge of positive emotions.
Comic predictions can be in verse and prose, have a direct meaning or carry an allegory. Of course, you should not take the predicted seriously, these are still cool, comic predictions. What can you wish for the future and how interesting to arrange? We offer several original examples.
Comic predictions for the future in verse
From payday to payday, life just keeps getting better!
Quit moping and upset
You need to smile more.
Who goes into the world with a smile,
Tom is lucky in all matters.
Wait another six months, you will find happiness in life!
There are only a couple of moments left before the summer, and there, as expected, a lot of fun!
Tomorrow, do not rush, but do not relax,
Get ready to work, but don't overwork yourself.
Save energy until the evening
To make the party fun.
Look around, you see - people are smiling.
These are true friends who rely on!
Go with your husband to the store - he received a salary!
Keep your nose to the wind and your tail to the gun.
Let the solution of the question "glass half empty or half full" be the only difficulty in your life!
From next week, every day will feel like Friday to you.
Don't have a hundred roubles, but have a hundred friends with a hundred roubles.
Learning is light, don't forget to take a flashlight.
Smile - it irritates everyone!
Tomorrow there will be a holiday on your street, do not miss the moment!
If life puts spokes in the wheels, it's time to take a walk.
Dreaming of a vacation? Dreams Come True!
Finally, you will receive the minister's salary. The main thing is that the minister should not be against it.
- The classic option is shell cookies. Knead the most common lean dough (it will bake faster). Roll out the cake, cut the same circles. Place prepared predictions on small pieces of paper in the center of each circle of dough. Now blind "dumplings" by folding them in the shape of a shell. Place the cookies in the oven for a few minutes to bake the dough.
- Place your wishes on long narrow strips of paper. Roll each into a roll. Attach candy to one end. Put it all in a candy bowl, mix.
- Wishes themselves can be wrapped in the same sweets under the label.
- Roll up rectangular sheets of colored paper (10x10 cm) with wishes into a tube. Tie each bundle with colored ribbon. For a beautiful presentation of wishes, find a beautiful vase.
- Decorate cardboard cards 6x8 cm beautifully, in the center of each write what you want. Cover the surface with a thin layer of colorless nail polish (to make it glossy). As the varnish dries, paint over the area with the text with a white clerical proofreader. To read the wish, you need to erase the white layer with a coin. Instead of a corrector, you can take PVA glue by adding a little paint to the solution.
- You can prepare miniature fabric bags and place notes with wishes in them. As well as decorated matchboxes, chocolate egg toy cases, plastic spinning balls, decorative perfume bottles with a cork. In general, there is no limit to the design fantasies.
Comic predictions for children are no less popular than adults. They will amuse children and help adults have a great children's holiday. Just print them on paper, cut them in such a way that one prediction fits on each piece of paper. Put them in a hat or a pretty vase and let everyone choose their own "destiny" for the upcoming 2017. Another interesting way is to put papers in Chinese cookies. It's not only fun, but also delicious.
Choose predictions in verses:
Predictions for preschool children
Predictions for preschool children are well suited for both large and small companies. Of course, such kids cannot cope without the support of adults who can organize festive fun for them.
If you listen to mom and dad,
You will eat sweets!
And not obedient for a whole year,
The ban on sweets is just waiting!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
All the surprises you oversleep
Just don't blame us!
My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And do not shed tears over him!
you next year
Be constantly in sight!
You will perform a lot
You will stand for kindergarten!
Today is a happy and cheerful day
Why did you hang your nose?
We promise you all year
Live only with the phrase "Lucky"!
The one who mom and dad
Does not listen stubbornly
Will stay at home for a year
And just look out the window!
If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow my friend
All year you will be weak
Like a pea pod!
If you don't sleep well
It will be hard to get up
You will be nervous, you will be angry,
And you won't grow big!
Fun awaits you all year long
Laughter, McDonald's, carousels!
adventure friends,
I guarantee you!
Many sweets prophesy
Prediction day and night!
The main thing is to make sure that the year
Your stomach didn't hurt!
Very soon you
There will be more friends!
Don't hurt their baby
Invite to visit!
The more you smile
The more you get
You have everything for a whole year
We are talking ahead!
You have to sleep at nap time
After laying in bed.
You don't like to do this
You will be standing in the corner!
There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Candies, cakes, pastries!
We're talking to you now
Completely unadorned
All wishes will come true
And all dreams will come true!
You have a surprise friend
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to earn
And be good all year long!
If you won't be lazy
You will work hard
Suddenly you open the planet
You will arrange a holiday for the whole world!
If you will work
If you are all in worries
You will become a friend of the president,
Get applause!
We are preparing for you
Sunny day in the middle of winter
You will walk all day
And "blame the loafer"!
Will bring you good luck
New sports record!
You will be a super hero
Fans will walk in formation!
Some evening you will fall asleep
As usual, we tell you.
And wake up and understand
Three foreign languages!
If you want some candy
Send your parents hello
In the form of washing floors,
And sweeping corners!
There will be a holiday in your garden
Lots of different gifts
They will give you at that hour
Everything you want with us!
If you will help your mother
Wash the dishes, clean everything,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!
Gifts are waiting for you
Loving from parents
But they must be earned.
Or right to ask!
Attention-attention-attention
Your wishes will come true!
But keep them a complete secret,
Then they will be fulfilled!
For your merits, for yours,
Waiting for a declaration of love!
You will be happy today
Because dreams will come true!
You will become famous
Everyone will give flowers
You write a book
For girls and boys!
If you brush your teeth at night,
Then the whole stomach will be clean,
Well, if it's the other way around
Your stomach hurts a lot!
Comic predictions for schoolchildren
Short predictions for children are fun entertainment that will suit any holiday event. Schoolchildren not only believe in miracles, but also expect them. And what if not predictions will help strengthen their faith? In addition, comic predictions for children will perfectly cheer up the whole company.
soon into you
Confessions will fly loving.
Maybe from the next desk,
The stars speak like cards!
You will have happiness
There will be new friends
Adventure awaits you
Predictions don't lie!
Everything will be fine at school.
Everything is good at home too.
Most importantly, don't forget
Help mom and dad!
Adventure awaits you
On vacation near
Confessions will be received by loving
From the prince (princess) of the present!
If you don't learn a lesson
You will get two right away.
For all your subjects,
And by star signs!
If you go to bed early
You are in your favorite bed
Stars in a dream for you
Growth will be added loving!
Literally very soon
Kiss you soon
But not on the lips, but on the cheeks
But still loving!
Congratulations you are with us
You will just learn!
Mom and dad will be happy
And they will give you a reward!
The stars say hello
And send you candy!
Eat them one at a time
Otherwise, your ears will curl up!
Make a wish soon
The stars favor you
The wait will be short.
They tell you honestly!
Soon you will have a holiday
They will give you different gifts!
Many guests will arrive
There will be many friends!
Rather open your heart
You are for love door!
Some people care about you
And to your beautiful eyes!
You will be writing a letter soon
It will be love!
And who, history will be silent,
Keep it secret!
Wait for a love confession
In drawing class!
Will paint your portrait
And send a big hello!
News is waiting for you
Happy news!
The house will be full of guests
The main thing is to clean up later!
Who will help mom
To receive gifts
If there is no help
You will be judged even at school!
You have to be able to dream
You are too serious with us,
Then you will fly
Straight to the beautiful stars!
You will be very lucky in life
After all, there are many gifts!
But they must be earned
Go shopping with mom!
A great vacation awaits you
You go to the sea with your dad, with your mom!
Will you swim, sunbathe
And play with the kids!
Waiting for you update
From my mother loving!
Don't forget to thank her
Tell your mommy!
Waiting for a transfer in class
And a new neighbor is waiting
Your friendship will be smooth
Peaceful, glorious and without trouble!
Happiness will come to your house
As a big gift
And don't forget mom later
Thank you to say its hot!
When you grow up my friend
Then you will find a treasure with money
You will become a millionaire
And buy all your dreams!
To be with your figure
exercise
And you are active in dancing,
After all, the age of transition is ahead!
To be able in the future
Get busy learning!
When you suffer for a long time,
At least something will work!
In summer you wind to the sea,
You will find fun there!
There will be new friends
Laughter, dating you!
Don't be sad, dreams will come true
After all, you are with luck "on you"!
But don't forget mom
You help, somehow!
You will receive from us soon
Secret declaration of love
Don't torment anyone anywhere
They don't know anything!
Remember that good will return
Happiness will turn into a long one,
Do a lot of it to everyone
Asking for nothing in return!
Comic predictions for teenagers
Teenagers love noisy parties and various games. He will offer them comic predictions and you will not hear them during the whole holiday.
Wait from your friends
You are awesome news!
There will be many kisses
It's going to be a long road!
To look great
You have to behave yourself!
Love will break into your days
And they will be great!
No need to be nervous in the morning
Happy time will come!
Make a wish for the night
Dreams will come true one day!
From love, love do not wait
Your happiness is ahead!
No need to run after anyone
You're running into a lot of problems!
Avoid bad company
These are bad undertakings!
Parents should not be rude
After all, they have a long life to live with!
Gossip you beware
Feel free to gossip!
Kisses are waiting for you soon
Not alone, but immediately the sea!
Kindle fires in the heart.
You a declaration of love.
He loves you not at all
Only with him happiness awaits you.
Make a cherished wish
The stars will help you in your endeavors!
Be more modest
So as not to lose friends!
Smile more often in life
Then it will be sweeter.
Will bring a lot of happiness
Happy New Year to you!
A fun journey awaits you
With friends from your school.
Your dreams will all come true
Offenses will be forgotten!
Don't forget about studying
Otherwise, you will be lost, you know!
Kohl did not learn the lesson
The duo is waiting for you my friend!
A sea of travel awaits you
And they are waiting for a sea of incidents!
We say again and again
A rare love awaits you!
A cool prize awaits you soon,
Surprise from parents!
Much happiness ahead of you
Long road ahead!
Don't waste your time
How friends do it!
Don't forget to help mom
She loves you very much, you know!
As soon as possible,
A happy burden awaits you!
Modesty makes a man
Even young people from the 21st century.
Predictions for the whole family
When the whole family gathers at the festive table, then the occasion is really serious. The home organizer of the holiday should definitely prepare for the holiday event. Short predictions for 2017 will help you maintain the holiday spirit and cheer up all your family members.
Who will offend mom
There are no gifts to be seen!
If you are lazy,
The sea will only dream of you!
If you all fight
You can't go on vacation!
Waiting for an increase in everyone's salary,
There will be a time of grace!
Happy times are coming
With a career perspective!
When you have a lot of work
Who will take care of family matters?
A lot of trouble awaits you
School small worries.
Happy is he who is not lazy
Smile all day long!
If the family is friendly,
They don't need anything else!
your family this year
Will be seen often!
Our stars prophesy to you
Be the best at work!
This coming year for you
Profit in money will bring!
Your family in the New Year,
Happiness will be in sight!
Wealth and success await you
And also waiting for you children's laughter!
A great vacation awaits you all
And a lot of joyful pleasures!
Buy a ticket and swimming trunks,
A pay raise awaits!
Who helps parents
He gets a lot of sweets.
Hello from the dentist
You don't have to eat so much candy.
Everyone will be happy for you
After all, you will soon find a treasure!
The year will be full of incidents
Adventure and travel!
One of the most interesting activities in celebrating new year, birthday or just tea parties with guests will be personally prepared Chinese fortune cookies.
These are such unpretentious cookies with surprise containing the paper.
And this paper says wish to the person who chose this cookie.
In fact, there are many options and topics for such predictions, but happiness will bring either positive wishes or humorous ones.
By the way, in some of the cookies you can bake notes with wishes, and in some - with the word “gift” (having prepared the appropriate amount of every little thing). At the same time, it will turn out to be a fun way to give everyone gifts.
Fortune Cookies will tell you a lot!
Someone - an apartment, someone - a road ...
Who wants to know more about Destiny?
There's enough cookies for everyone! And you!
Wishes for fortune cookies
1. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
2. The best is the enemy of the good.
3. The funniest desire is to be liked by everyone.
4. What we pray for is what we receive.
5. The only difference between the winner and the vanquished is that he rises one more time than he falls.
6. Remember that every day is the first day of the rest of your life.
7. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often waste our energy on trifles.
8. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could be!
9. Do what you must, and come what may.
People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
10. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
11. Not everyone can be your friend, but everyone can be your teacher.
12. If you truly want to be happy, learn to control your thoughts.
13. Everyone is entitled to as much happiness as he is able to give.
Chinese predictions for cookies
1. When God closes a door, he opens a window.
2. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
3. Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
4. It's better to regret what you did than what you didn't do.
5. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
6. What is not done is for the better.
7. No one is defeated until he admits he is defeated.
8. The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
9. The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you forget the main thing, and this is the main thing!
10. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
11. These people and these events of your life were here because you yourself brought them here. What happens next is up to you.
12. Never ask anything from anyone, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
13. Only fools get lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
14. Evil is not in what enters a person's mouth, but in what comes out of them.
15. Do what you can, using what is, where you are now.
16. Don't think.
17. If you think, don't speak.
18. If you think and speak, don't write.
19. If you think, speak, write, don't subscribe.
20. If you think, speak, write and subscribe, don't be surprised.
21. If you don’t believe in yourself, then you won’t start anything. And if nothing starts, then nothing will happen.
22. People love to win. If you have not decided on the final goal, you have no chance of winning.
23. Purpose determines success.
24. The goal is the main reference point for the investment of energy and time.
25. The success of a woman is not many men, but one.
26. The secret to successful promotion is the beginning.
27. The secret to getting started is breaking down your complicated tasks into small, easy-to-do tasks and doing them starting from the first one.
28. No matter how big and complex the problem is, take a small step towards solving it.
29. There is always a way out of a hopeless situation.
30. Never give up on your dreams.
31. When you want something, the whole Universe will contribute to making your desire come true.
32. Today, the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday has just arrived.
33. There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten, you have at least two options.
34. If you were born without wings, do not prevent them from growing.
35. A dog has so many friends because he wags his tail instead of talking with his tongue.
36. You are unique, just like everyone else.
37. Love your enemies ... this will definitely infuriate them!
38. There are no hopeless situations. Usually the exit is in the same place as the entrance.
39. It is not enough to know one's own worth - one must also be in demand.
40. You will be very successful in business.
41. Change awaits you.
42. If you have not met your love yet, then this year you will definitely meet.
43. Don't let anyone stand in your way to happiness.
44. Do not judge anyone so that they do not judge you.
45. Life is a miracle given to us from above.
46. Envy destroys the human soul.
The most common predictions for cookies
- You are blown by the wind of wanderings.
- The quieter you go, the further you'll get.
- Be carefull!
- Expect change.
— New spring, new love.
- Don't miss important news.
- Wait for the replenishment of the budget.
You are in danger of falling in love this week.
- Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
- Make time for your home.
- You will meet with an important person.
Predictions are longer and more interesting
1. If you take the initiative, success will not keep you waiting.
2. Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations.
3. Someone is trying to hinder or harm you.
4. Important news will come very soon.
5. Everything is the will of God: it is not in your power to influence the situation!
6. The answer to your question is related to some man, perhaps well known to you.
7. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
8. Be careful: they want to deceive you!
9. Take a close look at your surroundings: someone can let you down at the most decisive moment.
10. You hope not in vain!
11. Check all locks and locks: you can be robbed.
12. The problem is inside you!
13. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
14. Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
15. You are on the right track!
16. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
17. Anxiety and anxiety await you.
18. What you strive for is not worth your efforts.
19. The main characteristic of the current situation is ignorance.
20. The results of the business you have in mind will greatly disappoint you.
21. The problem is not where you think.
22. An offer that will be made to you will not suit you.
23. Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
24. Your goal is achievable.
25. You cannot solve your problems alone.
26. Success will come if you don't listen to anyone's advice.
27. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you.
28. Time must pass from the sowing of grain to the harvest.
29. The darkness in which you have lived until now has dissipated.
30. A break in personal relationships is now more likely than reconciliation.
philosophical predictions
1. Lead an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
2. Do not look for external enemies: to understand what hinders your development, look inside yourself.
3. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
4. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
5. If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it.
6. Winning comes from what you have to give up.
7. Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
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9. If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
10. Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
11. Do not expect too much and do not think about the end result.
12. Study your shadow sides; Understand what attracts unhappiness into your life.
13. Finish what you started.
14. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
15. Don't get emotional.
16. Look after your health.
17. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
18. Focus on the present.
19. Don't get along with quick results.
20. Accept: Your options are limited.
21. Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
22. Your energy drains due to thoughtless or untimely action.
23. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
24. Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
25. Events are completely out of your control.
26. Trust what happens to you.
27.
28. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
29. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
30. Open up and let the light into that part of your life that has been a mystery until now.
Chinese predictions for a children's holiday
Fairy fairy will give you a magical dream today.
Soon a new true friend will appear in your life!
All your wishes will surely come true.
You will be the most obedient child and you will be set as an example to everyone.
Soon you will have a new interesting book.
A fun trip awaits you during the holidays.
When you grow up, you will be a hedgehog trainer.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a pretty face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
You will become the commander of a toy submarine.
When you grow up, you'll be a captain.
You will definitely know the whole multiplication table!
Mom will buy you ice cream.
When it snows, you will grow one centimeter.
Your wish will come true this week.
On Friday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.
PREDICTIONS WITH HUMOR:
Your wallet will not be empty: there will be a daily crunch of money!
In the New Year, you will get rid of a bad habit and acquire two new ones.
In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
In the New Year, you will smile a lot and for a long time, and you will sign a contract with Blend-a-Med.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, and then you will give them all to charity.
In the New Year, you will be presented with such a gift that you can only dream of - "Goldfish", though it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
Between worries, between chores, you will diligently lie on the couch.
You will live easily all year long, eat, drink and sing, not to know worries.
In the New Year, you need to seriously think about procreation!
Drink less alcohol in the New Year, otherwise you will wake up the dragon in your spouse.
In the New Year, fulfill any whims of your soul mate, and you will be happy!
Predictions in alphabetical order!
Congratulations! You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming another ...
A surge of energy will help you cope with a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
It's time to act!
It's time to end the old and start the new.
May the world be filled with peace and goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very profitable.
Work on your diplomatic skills - they will be very useful for implementing ideas.
Think and don't rush into action.
Let compassion guide your decisions.
The result of your actions may be unexpected.
Romance will move you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to success.
Today is going to be a beautiful day for you.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with the world around you.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something new.
Patience! You are almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Those who do not expect gratitude will never be disappointed.
Good luck guides you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve your outlook on life today.
Good time to finish old beginnings.
Good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Although some try to stop you, you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the best.
This is the time to move. Your mood will improve.
You have to consider an unexpected offer
Do what your soul and body asks for
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
Poetic Wishes
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
To your health toast! You will have career growth!
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!
Let success accompany! You learn best!
There are many different impressions. Traveling is wonderful!
Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!
Predictions - tips
Do not look for external enemies: to understand what hinders your development, look inside yourself.
Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time to clean it.
The gain comes from what you have to part with.
Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks, analyze your attitude towards your own personality.
Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
Finish what you started.
Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
Don't get emotional.
Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
Focus on the present.
Be persistent in the battle with your own selfishness.
Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
Do not overestimate your strength: this can lead to overstrain.
Trust what is happening to you.
Think and don't rush into action.
Movie Quotes
1. Well, you know, you can, of course, teach a hare to smoke ... Nothing is impossible for a person with intelligence.
2. Today I will go on a spree. Fun, good-natured, with all sorts of harmless antics. Prepare the dishes ... plates - I'll beat it all. Remove the bread from the barn - I will set fire to the barn.
3. Live well! A good life is even better!
4. Let everyone hear that this is MY dacha!
5. Fly in, don't be stingy, buy painting!
6. I watched you for seven days and came to the conclusion that you deserve me!
7. We have forgotten how to do big good stupid things. We stopped climbing through the windows to our beloved women
8. Black caviar! Red caviar! Overseas caviar, eggplant!..
9. You shouldn't sit there, no apartments are expected until next spring!
10. Here I go I am beautiful along the street, and the men around fall and fall and fall ... And they themselves stack in piles !!!
11. I will command the parade!
12. Can I give you another key to the apartment where the money is?!!!
13. The ice has broken, gentlemen of the jury, the ice has broken!!
14. Whoever takes a pack of tickets will get a water pump!
15. Our people don't go to the bakery by taxi!
16. Play ping-pong Gena, you are good at it!
17. Sorry for stopping you from hiding money!
We have all heard about predictions. It is known that people who are in one way or another connected with various forces, still incomprehensible and unknown to man, are engaged in such a thing. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in any country and in various eras. Of course, in the modern world, predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them in life next. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their playful form appears. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.
Comic predictions - what is it
What is the difference between funny predictions and their more rigorous form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for various purposes. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes overflow into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. Reading funny predictions, you can laugh a lot and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions, of course, is the business of each person. But it will be useful to take warning into service.
Where funny predictions are used
However, comic predictions do not always have a strict background. They can also be used simply to cheer up. A person who takes them into service is able to quickly become the soul of the company and pass for an enviable joker. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction is not required to be taken on faith, it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also cases when even funny predictions invented for laughter came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, funny and funny predictions are often used on holidays and celebrations. It can be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.
At what events are comic predictions most often used?
The first events at which funny but instructive predictions were born were weddings. It is rare to see a wedding where the guests do not dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply cheer passers-by, the gypsy jokingly pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. After funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished long life, health, happiness. Everyone knows and is familiar with this. But here's a playful prediction, uttered at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes of happiness and longevity, can light it up with renewed vigor, make the guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often cool predictions are also used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.
Form of cool predictions
Comic predictions are used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast, wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can also become a great toast. Also, a fun prediction often becomes part of the game, entertainment. There are many board games in which you can guess in a comic way who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are held at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costumed masquerade for a similar purpose. Children who are interested in a riddle are always happy to accept jokes.
In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply will not work.
Comic predictions in verse in one line
1.
The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2.
A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3.
Let a tear of joy shed, soon an old friend will return!
4.
Down with anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5.
Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6.
Every day and every hour someone thinks of you.
7.
Look ahead more cheerfully, there wealth awaits you.
8.
Wait a bit, the road is waiting for you.
9.
Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10.
Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11.
Suddenly you have a new friend.
12.
Wait without crying, good luck will come to you.
13.
The sun again and happiness again - you will meet a new love.
14.
By next Saturday, expect success in your work.
15.
You will always have delicious food in the house.
16.
Try to rest in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17.
If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you.
18.
In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be ready.
19.
Changes are expected in early January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain.
20.
Try to carefully run at night in ice, and then it is quite possible that you will meet the New Year.
funny predictions
1.
When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
2.
Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3.
You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4.
When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
5.
Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
6.
Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
7.
Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8.
Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9.
Buy a book that you absolutely do not like - and you will find answers to all questions.
10.
During the first week after the meeting of the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11.
Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear with you.
12.
If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13.
In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give them all to charity.
14.
In the New Year, you can get rid of your bad habit, but you will acquire a couple more new ones.
15.
In the New Year, you will be given the most desired gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16.
In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
17.
In the New Year, You will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18.
In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and you will give the old one to a nursing home.
19.
If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
20.
If you come across a foreign body in bread, you should know - it's good luck!
Astrological comic predictions
1.
The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2.
Venus in the second house portends a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3.
Ritual dances on the table are contraindicated for your Zodiac sign, otherwise an impartial meeting in a state-owned house is possible.
4.
People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, laughing ... hey, dear, aren't you too heavy on champagne?
5.
Abuse of cries of "Happy New Year!" fraught with sore throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with only lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6.
The stars are not placed in the best way: the most prone to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints.
7.
Your patron planet Mercury portends you an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9.
Starting today, you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will bring you new unexpected love.
10.
This night the stars are arranged in the sky so that everything that you have dreamed of receiving for so long shines on you.
Wishes for the New Year
1.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2.
I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
3.
Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
4.
To your health toast! You will have career growth!
5.
I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
6.
Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!
7.
Let success accompany! You learn best!
8.
There are many different impressions! Wonderful travels!
9.
Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
10.
I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!
Hello! I saw here in contact the idea of a gift for the new year. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, twisted it into rolls and tied it with colorful ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, because she herself made it close to the original and here is the result.
I apologize for the quality of the photos, I didn’t want the camera to work
And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box
Here is a list of predictions, I slightly corrected it by replacing some predictions:
Such a sun can only have everything
depends on you!
Are you moving towards a better life?
situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but
delay may be favorable
think about health
Strong hugs await you
Ahead - a gentle kiss
You are lucky! So be humble
Don't get too relaxed
Come to the chief from the left foot - and you are waiting for
promotion.
Smile always! And no one will call you
gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one
call it boring.
Beware of the bald
Life is about to take a big turn
Today is the best day for you! Like all
rest!
You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming
A surge of energy will help you deal with
a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you
you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
It's time to act!
May the world be filled with peace and
benevolence.
Working with new partners will be very
beneficial.
Work on diplomatic
abilities - they are very useful for
implementation of ideas.
unexpected.
Romance will move you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to
Today is going to be a beautiful day for you.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with
the surrounding world.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something
Patience! You are almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Do what your soul and body asks for
He who does not expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed.
Good luck guides you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will greatly improve
your outlook on life today.
Good time to finish the old
undertakings.
Good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some try to stop you, you
you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New
knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done - all for the better.
Do what you must, and come what may.
This is the time to move. your mood
will improve.
You have to consider the unexpected
offer
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
If you want to be successful, you must look
just like you have it.
Best the enemy of the good.
The most ridiculous desire is to be liked by everyone.
What we ask for is what we receive.
The only difference between the winner and the loser is
that rises one time more than
Remember that every day is the first in the rest
parts of life.
In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, but we often
we waste energy on trifles.
Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either.
how could it be!
The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
When God closes a door, he opens a window
A journey of a thousand miles starts from the first
Never be afraid to do what you can't.
Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.
Professionals built the Titanic!
It's better to regret what you did than what you did
didn't.
Whoever stands still goes backwards.
What is not done, everything is for the better.
No one is defeated until they recognize
himself defeated.
The fight is always justified if you know what
strive.
The main thing is not to forget the main thing. And then you forget
the main thing, and this is the main thing!
Don't be a hero until they call you.
These people and these events of your life turned out to be
here because you yourself brought them here. That,
Never ask anyone for anything, especially those
who is stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything
Only fools get lucky once. Smart lucky
Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a man, but in
what comes out of them.
Do what you can with what you have
where you are now.
will happen.
Today, that tomorrow has just come, about which
you were worried yesterday.
There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten,
you have at least two choices.
If you were born without wings, don't disturb them
A dog has so many friends because it wags.
tail, not tongue
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies... that will surely lead them to
rabies!
There are no hopeless situations. Usually way out
is where the entrance is.
It’s not enough to know your worth - you still need to use it
You are blown by the wind of wanderings.
Be carefull!
Wait for change.
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget replenishment.
Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
Make time for your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Lead an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
Do not look for external enemies: to understand that
hinders your development, look inside
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time to
clear.
Winning comes from what you owe
breake down.
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks,
analyze your attitude towards your own
personality.
Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
Don't expect too much and don't overthink
end result.
Explore your shadow sides; understand that
attracts unhappiness into your life.
Finish what you started.
Be patient and if the decision is yours
That's right, the universe will support him.
Don't get emotional.
Take a look at your health.
Enjoy your luck and share it with
the people around you.
Don't expect quick results.
Important news will come very soon.
Be persistent in the battle with your own
selfishness.
Your energy is draining due to thoughtless or
untimely action.
Go with the flow of life without judgment and
trying to understand her.
Do not overestimate your strength: it can
lead to stress.
Events are completely out of your control.
Think and don't rush into action.
It's time to act, even if from you
you need to jump into the void.
Do not stubbornly exercise your will
a life that until now has been a mystery
Be alert and avoid trouble.
If you take the initiative, success will not
will make you wait.
Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all
expectations.
The problem is not where you think.
Someone is trying to interfere or harm
Everything is the will of God: to influence the situation is not in
Your power!
The answer to your question has something to do with
a man, perhaps well known to you.
Something new will come into your life
greatly affect your personality.
Take a close look at your
surroundings: someone can take you to the very
decisive moment.
You hope not in vain!
The result of your actions may be
unexpected.
Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
You will finally be able to unlock the rusty
What you strive for is not worth your
The main characteristic of the current situation
Ignorance.
The offer that will be made to you, you will not
Forward and only forward: the case that you
think it's right!
Alone you cannot cope with your
problems.
From sowing grain to reaping must pass
Wait a little, and the next day
will bring you unexpected long-awaited
You were aiming for a long time, but you made a mistake. Your
shot hit the wrong animal. However, this is your
booty, just try your best
appreciate it.
The storm is raging around. But in your house
cozy and warm.
To not feel very lonely
help others reach the top as well.
A better chance awaits you soon.
The more you hunt for the big ones
Stop thinking about wealth often and it will
will surely come to you
Show less pride and be
careful in actions.
The “seed” you sowed a year ago will sprout at
waning moon. Harvest is expected
rich, most importantly, make sure that no one
trampled.
People have repeatedly unsuccessfully tried to kindle
fire. You came and the long-awaited fire
flashed instantly - here it is, the hour has come
your triumph.
You have cared for the tree long and hard, and
finally, it gave many fruits. His branches
bend under their unbearable weight -
it's time to harvest the well-deserved harvest.
The one who in the coming days will make you
nice gift first, knows about you almost
All. It is he who will lead you through the long, difficult
path, but you can only reach its end
You have become an obstacle to someone's dream.
Step aside carefully
consider your dream - it is next to you.
He who does not expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed
Soon you will get rid of the bad habit and
get two new ones.
Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with
treasures. Be smart, don't take
everything - take exactly as much as you can
carry away. But give half, by all means,
You are lost in a deep, dark forest.
Look around you - a man who,
will certainly help you get out, is
very close to you at a distance of your
outstretched hand.
Open up and let the light into that part of your
life, which until now has been a mystery.
Whatever you heartily give to others will come back to you.
you doubly.
The dawn is coming, for which many are waiting
of people. But only you can catch the first
joyful sunshine. Lucky - you
live to be 100 years old!
You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason not
You can take a deep, full breath.
Take courage: and then luck will come to
you from magical countries.
Your soul mate thinks you're great
With great love you will be turned to the stormy
Something exciting awaits you
Carried away by feelings, you won't feel
his age
You will meet with your soul mate
Your soul mate will help you in everything
household chores
Your partner will show you their feelings
A romantic trip awaits you
first class
A special morning awaits you
You will be immensely happy
Something special awaits you
You will smell the scent of love
You will live without looking back
Your soulmate will not strictly judge you for
Your wrongdoings
you are the perfect couple
Ladies and gentleman - your roles this year
Many magical moments await you for solitude
A romantic dinner awaits you
Something cute and naughty awaits you...
Emotions will overwhelm you
An extraordinary trip awaits you
Trust your intuition, the more you will
think, the less you will understand
You will see your soul mate in everything
Something exciting awaits you both
A romantic walk awaits you
You will understand who is the love of your life
Something seductive awaits you
A homemade surprise awaits you
You will be in each other's heart
You should change your outlook on life
A responsible conversation awaits you
Someone is very concerned about your feelings and
Your spouse will invest everything in you
You will see everything with every glance
Many things will become clear to you
You will get answers to your questions
You will be warmed by the warmth of a loved one
You are at the start of something new
Together you will open a new chapter
You will receive a good sign
The world of a loved one will revolve around
You Can Easily Handle Relationship Complications
You will be inundated with gifts
Don't be afraid to fantasize what your
living together
A joint sports holiday awaits you
Your life will not be boring
Everything in your life will be for two
Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours
With your soul mate you will have more fun than with
someone else
A hurricane of emotions awaits you
Someone will take very good care of you
Confessions of love are waiting for you
Take photos together
The house will be the most comfortable place
Your soul mate will be the best support for you and
support
You will be the helmsman of the relationship
You don't have to collect heart pieces
You will be the perfect couple
Love will warm you from the inside
Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency
Love, love, love - that's what should be the main thing for you now
For your soul mate - you are something special
You will have someone to fool around with
Write a wish list
Your romantic dreams will come true
Catch a thousand kisses
waiting for an amazing reward
Someone is looking for a way to your heart
A chance meeting awaits you
You have to make the biggest bet in
of your life
You will shine brighter than the stars
You are in for a luxurious vacation.
Catch air kisses...
Wait for an unusual declaration of love
Take a closer look at your
environment
Thoughts of love will help you move mountains
Someone is looking forward to meeting you
Crazy fun awaits you
Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes
You will choose with your heart, not your mind
Wait for a romantic phone call
you will miss someone
Look at life from a different angle
The worst is over
Some problems remain, and solve them
better not alone
Concentrate all your strength on the realization of the main
Do not rush things - it will bring harm
Events are developing rapidly. Trust
their course
Don't change your course.
In love, you are currently subject to
a lot of things.
Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference
even sweeter.
Less complaints!
Avoid quarrels.
Don't deviate from your principles.
You are full of energy and in love you can move mountains.
Get important advice from others
Don't chase profit.
Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in your personal
life will be chaotic.
You have to make concessions. Forget old grudges
It's time for updates.
There is a lull in your life so far, but ahead
rise is expected.
Communication is needed more than ever.
You are at the cherished goal or very close to it.
Decide on your desires
A joyful event awaits you, but you need
be as friendly as possible.
Only well-thought-out plans will come true.
Appreciate what you already have.
The fulfillment of a cherished desire is already close.
Try not to take hasty
decisions - clarity will come soon.
It does not hurt to seek advice from the wise
and experienced person.
You are on your way to the top of a relationship.
Show courage and determination.
Make smarter plans!
Your slogan is patience and no haste.
Soon there will be a person who will help you.
If you follow the chosen direction,
the result will exceed all expectations.
A very good time to implement your
Take your desires seriously
halves!
Thoughts are more realistic.
Appreciate what may disappear
Give half of yourself to your loved one
Help your soul mate in work matters
You are made for each other
You will be thrown into the heat of feelings and emotions
Don't let stress dampen passion
Always be on the side of your loved one
Forget about the past and new doors will open
Don't let your relationship stagnate
Defeat yourself first, and then the enemies. How
can control others who does not control himself?
Ornament of a person - wisdom, decoration
wisdom - calmness, decoration of calmness
Courage, the adornment of courage is softness.
The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.
You can lead a camel to the water, but you can't
make him drink.
Lush foliage in those trees that have roots
deep.
He who treads softly will go far on
your way.
"It's better to light a small candle than a lifetime
curse the darkness"
"To learn how to run, you must first
learn to walk."
The wise walk without leaving a trace
High towers are measured in length
the shadow they cast, great people -
the number of envious people.
Today you confess your love.
Worth a boat going against the current
stop, as it immediately carries back.
A near neighbor is better than a distant relative
Don't do to others what you don't want to
Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they
promote the right actions; good
the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps
There will be minor conversations.
In the end - happiness.
Don't take medicine. There will be joy.
Stick to who you follow.
Don't take loss or loss to heart
acquisition
With the truth, you will go the right way
Rise up to the royal court
You will make your dwelling plentiful.
You are on the right track! Do not stop!
You hope not in vain!
Your goal is achievable!
Success will come if you don't listen to anyone
Act in accordance not with the old
right for yourself.
Be patient and if your decision is right
The universe will support him.
Focus on the present.
Trust what happens to you.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a charming
muzzle.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
Everything will be fine!
Do something useful!
If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A
if nothing starts, then nothing
will happen.
Remember, there is always tomorrow.
Pay attention to the beauty around you
You are unique - remember that!
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget replenishment.
The stars are favorable to you.
Make time for your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Think not only of yourself, but also of others.
Drop doubts.
Do not deviate from the chosen path.
There may be surprises.
Rethink your decision.
Only if you are collected and focused,
you will succeed both in business and at home.
To survive, stock up on strong threads
relationships.
Brilliant prospects promise you this day.
Don't even try to calculate plans for
coming week! Still she will
unpredictable.
Aunty will smile at you with a white-toothed smile
Today you will receive a worthy reward for
your courage.
At work and at home, everything will turn out very
successfully. Both colleagues and family members will be able to
to appreciate your extraordinary
capabilities.
Today is the best day for you! Like all
rest!
At work, everything is in your favor.
After the rain the sun shines brighter
Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself
have fun!
Today you will be, more than ever, inimitable! And on the spot you will defeat the opposite
Try to please your partner more often
cute gifts and nice
surprises!
Beautiful will open before you
opportunities to climb the career ladder.
Most importantly, be decisive! Otherwise you will miss
lucky chance.
If you pay more attention to the second
half, your relationship will be simple
fabulous!
Do not relax! Lucky case
will turn up, if only you will not be lazy.
Work at full strength, and then you are waiting for
well-deserved award.
The day is conducive to work, but not to excessive
activity.
What was previously not possible, can suddenly
get moving.
Creative energy combined with
pragmatic approach can give
results that will make you feel
inner satisfaction and positive
