Birthday prediction game. Comic predictions - wishes for the New Year
Voicing such predictions serves different purposes. Often people get psychologically tired from reading boring, strict predictions designed for a month or a year. They strive to defuse the situation, that is, to get acquainted with more funny, but instructive information. In this case, ordinary predictions tend to turn into a comic form, that is, information can be provided with humor, in the form of a cartoon, or real black humor. Getting acquainted with the contents of funny predictions, you can laugh heartily and take into account several warnings that will help prevent problems in the near future. Reading comic predictions makes it possible to perceive harsh reality with ease, thanks to which a person learns to look at life much easier. Each of us chooses for himself whether to believe such predictions or to abstain. Although sometimes it is useful to take into account such warnings.
Who uses funny predictions
Comic predictions tend to not always have a strict background. They often just help lift your spirits. A person armed with them quickly turns into the life of the party and an enviable joker. It is customary to use them in the office, at the workplace, at a party, and in any other place, but they should always be appropriate. Such predictions should not be regarded as serious things, as they are considered a form of entertainment. True, there are known cases of funny predictions, invented to amuse, come true. Funny predictions are often used at holidays - birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home celebrations.
What events are most suitable for announcing comic predictions?
Funny and instructive predictions were born at weddings, the guests of which dress up as gypsies on the second day. In order to raise the festive spirit of passers-by, the gypsy predicts the future of the bride and groom in a humorous manner. Funny predictions eventually began to be used on other holidays. A prediction made to the hero of the day, which mixes humor with wishes of happiness, ignites a sense of fun, makes the guests laugh and pleases the hero of the occasion. Cool predictions are used at children's parties. In their form they correspond to children's themes.
Funny comic predictions in verses in one line
New Year Wishes
Once on Epiphany evening the girls wondered... Well, the girls wondered with all seriousness, but you and I will indulge in funny comic fortune-telling games that will make a great laugh on the New Year or any holiday.
Let's tell fortunes using a book
To do this, take any fiction book, for example, from the classics or children's fairy tales, ask a question and name the page and line.
Questions for fortune telling from a book
Questions could be: 1. What does Mr. X think about me 2. What awaits me at the new job 3. Where will I meet my betrothed 4. How will we spend the next year 5. What do I need to pay attention to 6. How can I get the attention of Mrs. N 7. What will lead me to success 8. My biggest flaw 9. Who likes me 10. What will the New Year give me
What might happen:
Question: What to do at home together Answer: “The heat made her sleepy. Of course, weaving a wreath would be great” (Alice’s Adventure in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll) Question: Where will I meet my betrothed? Answer: "Would you like to join our expedition?" (Children of Captain Grant - Jules Verne)
Fortune telling by songs
Prepare a play-list (selected songs) in advance. Take interesting Russian songs, mix both folk and popular ones, you can add children's songs. It’s good if there are at least 100 songs. You can start comic fortune telling by songs.
- Open your player, where the entire list of songs (playlist) is visible - for example, Winamp.
- Ask a question (for example, as in the paragraph above for book fortune-telling),
- Close your eyes and roll the mouse wheel back and forth,
- Now poke at random.
- A song will sound - the answer to your question.
Predictions from a bag
A very easy to implement and pleasant element of the holiday is to arrange fortune telling from a bag; it can be just a beautiful bag or a specially sewn bag. There you put pre-rolled pieces of paper with short wishes for the guests and offer to pull them out.
Short New Year wishes in verse
- All the happiness in the world awaits you! And also - your own apartment!
- You have wonderful style! A car is waiting for you!
- Good luck will smile on you! There will be a new dacha for you!
- May adversity leave you. Your income will increase!
- New luck awaits you! There will be an addition to the family!
- You won’t be bored in vain, because there will be new friends!
- Inspirational impressions! Amazing travel!
- Don't let worry bother you. A new job is waiting for you!
- Happiness and success await you. You are the best to study!
- Catch your luck by the tail! Career growth awaits you!
Chinese fortunes for cookies
If you are a big crafter, you can bake fortune cookies.
There is a simpler option - bake a cake that you know how to do and print a circle on a plate with pictures-predictions by sector (keys, car, baby, money, love, etc.). Place this piece of paper on a dish (you can also cover it with thin transparent cellophane), and place the cake on top.
And so the person takes a piece of cake and at that moment sees what the prediction was under his sector.
It’s even easier - print out a circle with numbers in sectors, and attach the transcript on a separate piece of paper.
Wishes for Chinese cookies or magic bag
- To have success, you need to look externally and internally as if you already have it.
- The funniest desire is to please everyone. Remember - you are not a dollar
- A person deserves as much happiness as he himself is able to give to others
- Best the enemy of the good
- What we pray for is what we receive. Be afraid of your desires
- How does a winner differ from a loser? The winner was able to rise one time more than fall
- In life, everyone has a main and a secondary thing, don’t waste your energy on trifles
- Just do what you have to do and come what may.
- Don't be afraid of the crisis - it brings new opportunities
- Every person in your life will either become a friend or be your teacher.
- Take time for your home
- Between worries, between tasks, you will sometimes lie on the sofa
- Don't be surprised when an old friend suddenly comes back to you
- Look at everything positively. When God closes a door, he opens a window
- Don’t look back at authorities, act as you personally think is right
- Do what you can with what you have, from where you are.
How fun it is to guess with a group
If you treat comic fortune telling with humor, it becomes good entertainment for the company. Just don't make bad wishes, let them be everyone is kind, funny or philosophical. When a person pulls out a wish, he must read it out loud. It is imperative to involve every person, do not bypass anyone.
You can arrange fortune-telling for everyone, so that he can guess for himself and no one is to blame :) But there is funnier option, it is also suitable if a person is embarrassed to participate. Then you will have to involve third parties. It will look like this: Host: Sasha, what does Julia want to know? Sasha: where will she meet her betrothed in the new year! And now let Yulia herself name a line in a book or point at random to a song. The answer will amuse everyone and Yulia will be interested in learning about herself, but she did not have to reveal her innermost thoughts, Sasha did it for her.
Learn more about interesting ways to tell fortunes in the next video
New Year's Eve is the time when work colleagues, best friends, relatives, and loved ones get together. It is impossible to imagine the New Year without fun, congratulations and, of course, gifts. Many people expect something special from him. Comic predictions for the New Year 2019 can be a real surprise for those who decide to celebrate this event in your circle.
- for family;
- for work colleagues;
- for children;
- for your closest friends.
In fact, there are a huge number of such forecasts. They can be with jokes, in prose, in poetry, short quatrains, based on the signs of the Zodiac, etc. They can be presented after competitions as a gift, after dance competitions as surprises, said during a toast, etc. Short funny predictions for all guests can make New Year's Eve unforgettable.
New Year is the best time to lift the veil of mystery and find out. New Year's Eve is a time of miracles and therefore each of us is happy to know what will happen very soon.
When preparing for the New Year's Eve, you need to prepare predictions in advance for all participants in the New Year's Eve. They can be presented in a variety of forms. For example, in the form of beautiful postcards that need to be pulled from a colorful bag, a mysterious chest or a hat. Prophecies can be glued with tape to the back of New Year's toys so that they are not visible. At the right moment, you can invite guests to choose their favorite toy and read the predictions out loud. You can put a fateful forecast in cookies or candies that the hostess is preparing for New Year's Eve.
It’s better to have a little more options than guests. After all, for the one who ends up last in choosing predictions, it is very important to have a choice.
And yet, it is necessary to take into account that all prophecies are positive in nature, do not offend those present and do not touch them to the quick. In this regard, it is better to choose funny predictions with jokes. Each of us hopes only for the best in the coming year. Therefore, predictions should be kind and optimistic. Let us give examples of forecasts for various situations that are possible with .
Predictions for colleagues
Forget that the holiday is coming
You need to move forward in your career,
While colleagues are simply drinking heavily,
Hint your boss about career growth!
The coming year is prophesied for you
Fame, money and success!
A sea of crazy emotions
And recognition from everyone!
Today you are among friends,
Shout again: “pour, pour”
So that tomorrow you won’t be ashamed,
Today you need to be respectable!
Funny predictions
For all honest company,
But personally, personally for you
And the whole year will go by in jest!
In the works next year
It will bring you success!
And a lot of money to boot,
To buy you a dacha in the Moscow region!
Forecasts in verse
You will have a lot of money
You will have a successful journey!
There won't be any worries
But the main thing is to start working!
The stars are prophesying for you today
Be kinder to your friends!
Otherwise they are all together
They will put you in your place!
All wishes at this hour
Today is just for you.
Sleep more, relax,
Don't waste your bottle!
This is a prediction
Talks about your upbringing!
Why laugh at others?
Try to figure it out for yourself!
It will be quiet in your personal life,
If you make me angry!
And if you are obedient,
Everyone will fall in love with you!
Short prophecies according to the signs of the Zodiac
Aries
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Oh, what a stubborn sheep We'll tell you straight to your face! We need to give in more So as not to get caught all year! |
Taurus
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You don't have the strength of character Well, start digging the dacha, To stock up on low-fat food for you, So that you become thin at the end of the year! |
Twins
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Your character is loving Adventures abound for you Carries to point five, Oh, how would there be no adversity! |
Cancer
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Cancer, crawl forward Stop hiding behind everyone Otherwise you'll be here for a whole year Success will bypass! |
a lion
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Lions should be careful Drink a lot so as not to fight. To you all year long at all the parties, Be at different drinking parties less often! |
Virgo
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Stop sleeping or you'll oversleep Happiness, you are completely friends, Come on, wipe the dirt off your face, It's high time you became a prince! |
Scales
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Stop hanging around in the hole To be today, then not to be! It's time for you to be able to decide And start living actively! |
Scorpion
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They may run away from you All friends, keep this in mind! Refrain from biting Next year, do it! |
Sagittarius
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You are driven only by fire, Don't touch you in a fever, But you won’t burn when you’re blazing, More often than not you extinguish passions! |
Capricorn
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Capricorn in the Year of the Dog Get lucky in the lottery He's your soulmate He'll take you to the Canary Islands. |
Aquarius
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Let's celebrate the New Year! Retribution will come later... After all, drinking is dangerous for Aquarius, Your head will be crazy in the morning. |
Fish
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You fishes swim in a smooth stream And you shouldn’t give importance to the little things! Then luck will quietly float nearby, Moving you only forward! |
Short funny predictions
- I wish you not to be bored in vain. There will be new friends.
- Don't let worry bother you. A new job is waiting for you.
- There are many different impressions. On wonderful journeys.
- May success follow. You are the best to learn.
- Surrounded you for comfort. And incomes will increase.
- I wish you luck. A new addition to your family is waiting for you.
- A toast to your health. There will be career growth for you.
- Luck will not leave you. There will be a new dacha for you.
- I want to keep the style. You will have a car.
- Good luck, happiness, peace to you. You will have your own apartment.
Wishes for family and relatives
You have a lot of friends and acquaintances, and everyone will come to visit you soon.
Very soon from friends
Wait for good news!
You will soon be very lucky,
Fate will bring a surprise!
So that money flows like a river, so that you can have caviar for breakfast,
So that your career goes straight up, and in all matters - success!
So that you are loved and appreciated, so that you dig up a treasure in the forest,
To drink and not get sick, to eat and not get fat.
And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.
But in your family and in your personal life everything will work out great!
A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.
Let success follow! You are the best to study!
I wish you to live a pleasant and easy life!
And so that your wallet is tightly packed with money!
May you not live sadly,
Cabbage crunches in your wallet,
The key to the car is in my pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa.
Predictions for children
If you will help your mother
Wash dishes, put everything away,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!
You have a surprise, my friend,
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to deserve it
And be good all year!
There will be a feast for you my friend
Well, prepare your mouth,
Lots of delicious ice cream
Sweets, cakes, pastries!
If you don't eat porridge
You won't grow up, my friend,
You'll be weak all year
Like a pea pod!
My friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And don’t shed tears over him!
New Year is a holiday that is not complete without games, jokes, and fortune telling. We are all waiting for some miracle on New Year's Eve. To entertain guests and not let them get bored, you can organize a game with comic predictions. Comic funny predictions will cheer up your family, friends, guests, as well as colleagues and co-workers at corporate parties.
Predictions should be good, sound optimistic, positive, so that no one is offended.
Notes with a “prophecy” can be placed in magicnuts, “happiness” cookies, in glass bottles, in balloons...
Place fortune notes in a balloon and then inflate it. Each guest chooses a ball, bursts it and reads his prediction.
SHORT COOL PREDICTIONS ANDJOKING WISHES
FOR 2018 IN VERSES
You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great!
Unexpectedly for everyone, GREAT success awaits you!
Expect increased family income and vacations at your favorite time of year!
Many incidents and interesting journeys await you -
On courses, on vacation, abroad - wherever fate decides!
A journey awaits you and a plane ticket!
A trip to Europe and good luck according to your horoscope awaits you!
There are many different impressions on wonderful travels!
Many adventures and many thrills await you,
We all, sometimes, go somewhere, walk, swim, fly like birds,
There, where there is an unfamiliar shore... The road abroad awaits you.
A sea of luck awaits you and a cottage by the sea
A trip to the sea awaits you soon!
I wish to quickly run aground where the five-star hotel is located!
I wish you a lot of health, don’t get sick! Get a tan in the summer in the south!
Get more salary! Take your family for a ride in a red Porsche!
I wish you a vacation for ten months. Have fun over the hill!
A yacht, a new brand Lexus, and your own personal plane,
And may Santa Claus bring you all these gifts!
I wish: if it’s a dacha, then a big one,
if it’s a car, then it’s cool, if it’s money, then it’s green.
If it’s a vacation, then go to Miami, if it’s a beer, then go with friends!
I wish you a personal liner made of super steel
I regularly took you to Hawaii!
I wish you huge bouquets, gorgeous gifts,
trips to where it’s beautiful and hot.
It’s not a sin to indulge in secular entertainment off the Turkish coast!
In summer, your happiness will lie nearby on a nudist beach!
Let everything in life pass you by, except health, money and intimacy!
Virtual love will excite the blood
Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and
fulfillment of various whims!
I wish you a sea of happiness and an ocean of love,
but in this ocean, be careful not to drown!
If you fall in love once a week -
You will look fifteen years younger!
I wish you not to be bored in vain, there will be new friends!
From now on, you will continue to get prettier and younger!
Your hairstyle and appearance will pleasantly surprise us all.
You will join the cream of society.
Perhaps you will find a sponsor.
Your happy laughter will lead to success in secular society!
Every day and every hour someone thinks about you!
If you are suddenly captured before the New Year (what a shock!).
They will twist you, tie you up, glue your mouth shut, stuff you into a bag -
Don't swear and don't get angry, don't scream and don't be pathetic -
It’s just that someone Santa Claus ordered you as a gift!
Beautiful, divided and diverse love awaits you!
Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!
Everything will be fine in life,
Especially on the personal front!
In my personal life, without a doubt,
There will be changes soon!
Love will brighten your days and they will become bright.
Your whole life in winter and summer will be illuminated with magical light.
It's rare to be so lucky
Great love awaits you!
If you smile, all your dreams will come true
I wish your pocket was full of bananas and cabbage,
And smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!
Look ahead cheerfully, wealth awaits you there!
Good budget replenishment
Expects you throughout the summer!
Let the rustle of banknotes please you, life will be only “haute couture”.
Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
I wish you to save the style! You will have a car!
Luck will not leave you! There will be a new dacha for you!
May you always have cash,
What you spend it on is a personal matter.
Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha,
And then you can treat your friends for change!
I wish you a pack of shares, a new car and money to boot!
I wish you money so that there is no shortage of it,
And also health, so that you are in order!
I wish only what is especially important:
Larger bills and more in your wallet,
Better health, more luck
And don’t forget about real friends!
May you not live sadly,
Cabbage crunches in your wallet,
The key to the car is in my pocket,
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa.
There will be countless amounts of money! –
And not fake ones, but verified ones!
Roads without holes, without traffic jams, without traffic police,
So that there are dollars and rubles
So that everything is ok with your health
And to gather friends more often!
I wish you to live a pleasant and easy life!
And so that your wallet is tightly packed with money!
I wish you bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in your life.
A toast to your health! There will be career growth for you!
Don't let worry bother you! A new job is waiting for you!
Expect success in your work by next Saturday!
Let success follow! You are the best to study!
A treat for your heart awaits you - a big salary increase!
Fate will gild your pen and send you a handsome payday!
Or he’ll throw in his wallet... And all this in the near future!
A good family atmosphere awaits you
And a dizzying personal career.
Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And your income will increase!
I wish you good luck! A new addition to your family is waiting for you!
And a lot of household chores and household chores await you.
But in your family and in your personal life everything will work out great!
In the coming year, certainly
Your health will be simply excellent!
So that you are loved and appreciated, so that you dig up a treasure in the forest,
To drink and not get sick, to eat and not get fat,
1. If you take the initiative, success will follow.
2. Important news will come very soon.
3. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
5. Your hopes are not in vain!
6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
9. The results of the business you have in mind may disappoint, or they may greatly surprise you.
10. The problem is not where you think it is.
11. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
12. Your goal is achievable!
13. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
14. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don’t worry – everything will work out!
15. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
16. Live an ordinary life, but in an unusual way.
17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
19. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
20. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you consider right for yourself.
21. It's time to finish the old and start new.
22. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
23. Finish first what you started.
24. Be patient and if your decision is right, the Universe will support it.
25. Don't get emotional.
26. Take a closer look at your health.
27. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
28. Focus on the present.
29. Don't expect quick results.
30. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
31. Trust what happens to you.
32. Reflect and do not rush into action.
33. The time has come to take action, even if it requires you to jump into the void.
34. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
35. Unexpected news awaits you.
36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then your thoughts.
38. This week your wish will come true.
39. Be more careful on Thursday - an interesting event awaits you.
40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
43. All your wishes will definitely come true.
44. You will soon find your lost thing!
45. You will be very surprised by something!
46. You will do a useful thing!
47. If you want to have success, you have to look like you have it.
48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
49. The stupidest desire is to please everyone.
50. What we pray for, we receive.
51. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
52. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant, and we often waste our energy on trifles.
53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
54. Do what you must, and come what may.
55. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
58. Never be afraid to do what you don’t know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
59. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
60. He who stands still goes back.
61. Whatever is not done is for the better.
62. No one is defeated until he admits himself defeated.
63. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
64. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
65. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next depends on you.
66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
67. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
68. Evil is not what goes into a person’s mouth, but what comes out of them.
69. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
70. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
71. Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten, you at least have two options.
