Good morning beloved erotic. Erotic good morning wishes for your beloved guy

Our passion and our meetings -
It's joy without worries!
Good morning! I'm waiting for the evening
Suddenly a date will bring!

You are so beautiful - still warm from sleep, I want you so much. I want to feel your warmth with myself, good morning, my angel!

I want to hug you, kiss you and wish you a tender good morning ... then merge with you in a sweet fight, so that everything is, as always, in order ...

Dear, let SMS wake you up like a gentle kiss. The day will fly by, and the night of love will spin us in a whirlwind of passion again.

I want to wish you a good morning and hug you tightly to me ... then gently stroke your back ... slide to where the butt halves are ...

The first ray of the sun glides over your body, and I envy him that I'm not doing it. But this is fixable, the evening will come and merge us into one with you!

Good is the morning only after those nights that I spend in your arms. I hope that each of my mornings will be kind and I wish the same to you, dear!

Well? Ready to indulge in tender passion? Then wake up faster in the morning ... quickly get dressed overnight and get ready to visit early in the morning ...

A night with you is the height of bliss. But then the morning comes and we are again far from each other. May my warmth and affection accompany you today! Good morning!

In the morning I want to caress you again and again and allow myself many times! I will only say two gentle words to you: good morning today, now ...

Good morning my girl, are you still in bed? Don't get up, I'll be right back, keep me warm under your blanket.

I'll send a good morning message, because I love you more than life! Well, I also want you passionately, I want you, I want you hourly!

In the morning, again, again, I remember how I caress you in the evenings ... how my fingers slide over smooth skin ... how you caress me gently too ...

Wake up soon, zaya, good morning! Rather, throw the blanket away ... flash your breasts with beautiful mother-of-pearl, and for now I will decide what will happen next ...

At night we burn without a trace, and during the day we only think about it. The day is long, the night is fast and sweet, and the morning will awaken with verse.

Of course, it is very difficult for you to wake up after our stormy night. But the night has passed and the day is already different, it will come soon, by the way.

You don’t dream, I’m writing this, how I wander through the body with my finger ... how I hug and kiss you tightly ... and how I hit you accurately ...

I woke up in the morning and I miss you and your all, all touches ... I want to accept you as soon as possible in order to overcome desire and excitement ...

With the rays of the first I am writing a message to you to tell you that I am full of desire to give myself only to you and without a trace, exhausted from sweet movements ...

Good morning, dear, wake up and try to get me ... as always, start caressing your lips, calling offensive words ...

And now, with the rays of the first dawn, I tell you directly about this ... I'm waiting for you naked in the crib ... come soon, otherwise I'll leave ...

Good morning, darling, wake up ... I missed you very, very much ... you soon appear before me, there will be a pose the way you want ...

Are you awake? A? Do not pretend! I know you haven't slept in a long time! Come to me soon get ready, my insatiable little baby!

The sun is gliding over smooth skin... morning has come, wake up bunny... my hero has been standing for a long time and is waiting for the hostess to take him!

You will now quietly open your eyes from my beautiful, wondrous caress ... you will bend a little more in your back a little more ... you will definitely smile from pleasure ...

Voice declarations of love on mobile

For many, waking up in the morning is a real torture, a bad mood and a terrible sound of an alarm clock. Very often, it is hard to force yourself to get out of bed and go to work or school. A guy can be cheered up with a pleasant poetic morning message. The first reaction, of course, will be surprise, and then a guaranteed smile and a great mood for the whole day. Waking up, the first thoughts of a person, as a rule, rush to beloved and dear people, and therefore such a morning verse will confirm that the girl is thinking about him, and this will definitely please, help maintain a romantic mood until the next meeting or even speed it up. There are no trifles in love, such a verse can be the beginning of something really beautiful and magical.

Do you remember how we tumbled with you!
Indefatigably gentle caresses indulged ...
How you playfully pretended to want to sleep
And five minutes later he began his game with passion again,
And I seemed to resist you ...
But with each time all the more desirable was given!
You, studying, kissed me every centimeter of the body,
And I, exhausted, under your torture, burned with fire ...
And the night was not enough for us with you ...
It's already dawn... Well, let's start over!

You got up already and your boy too,
The lower abdomen is a little disturbed,
I'll help with my mouth, of course,
And now I'll take the pressure off him.
And this morning will be remembered for a long time,
From pleasure you will howl like a wolf,
Come on, stop talking
Ready to quench your thirst.

Good morning my love,
Get him quickly
And enter me playfully
I want only one.
Stunned and in a passionate rhythm,
Cum together like always
Feeling the thrill of life
I'm already wet downstairs.

Don't wake me up at dawn
Don't wake me up at sunset...
Don't wake me up in the toilet
Don't wake me up in bed...
Don't wake me under the fence
And you don't wake me up.
Do without words and reproaches,
Lie down and sleep too.

Slugger, get up!
Don't get angry, don't get angry
Leave your bed
No need, my little baby sleep!
Good morning, how are you?
Put on your panties
And a sausage sandwich
Send it to your mouth
Drink coffee, smile
The sun shines up!
The new morning is coming
Brings us a lot of sex!
Raise your friend soon
Together will be more fun!

Wake up my master
I hasten to tell you -
What do you need today
Don't oversleep for work!
The sun shines outside the window
Blooms all around.
Wake up my master -
I am your phone.

I will hug you sleeping, kiss you,
I'll lay on your shoulder.
I admire you naked
And it gets hot inside!
I'll wake you up, caressing your dignity,
From my hands it is harder!
Kiss you below the belt -
And I will hide everything in my cave!

Waking up in the morning with you in bed...
Throwing your shirt over your shoulders,
Tiptoe into the kitchen without slamming the door.
Make you coffee, whisper to you: "I love ..."
Caressing your body... a little rough...
Surrendering to you, burning in the fire
Unbridled passion, bite your lips,
Moaning from orgasm, clinging to You ...
And then ... buried in the shoulder, burst into tears ...
Happy to have you by my side right now.
And fall asleep again, and smile in a dream.
And to know that You, the Sun, are only Mine ...

What SMS messages do you use to please your girlfriend? Wishes of good morning, good night, declarations of love, that you miss her even in a short separation, remember and cherish. In this section, we offer you several other SMS confessions - erotic. Tell your beloved frankly about your masculine feelings, about how sexy and attractive she is, how you dream of intimacy with her, what a wonderful bed partner she is. The main thing is that your confession should breathe with real passionate desire, attraction, craving for her attractive body. And when you meet, you will definitely appreciate how it affected the girl.

Bewitched by your figure
When you are completely naked
You are like an unearthly fairy
And I'm timid and excited.

You are like a princess from the fairy tales of the East
Big eyes and sensitive mouth
Firm breasts and a smooth tummy
You are an angel of heaven and a demon of vice

All-consuming passion
To you, drove me crazy
Ready for your feet to fall
Pray that you are mine

Enjoying the love game
And the warmth of gentle, affectionate phrases
Will cover us - bliss wave
We will come to mutual ecstasy

You spread your legs calling me
To a stormy night and caresses full of fire
Arched and sighing often
You whispered: - "My dear, come into me."

I will not keep silent about one
I have the courage to do so
Yes, I WANT you, I WANT you
But you know, less than I would like.

I'm always out of my mind
When I'm not in you.
I'm just insane
When I'm not screwed!

Thirst for sex is not a vice,
It only takes one call.
If you are interested,
SMS came instantly.

Your eyes have killed me
Your smile is captivating
your wonderful ass
It drove me completely crazy!

Because there's something between us
I want to tell you without pressure ...
The wise man said: "Love is a disease,
Which requires bed rest.

When I think about us
I see how next to me
You walk holding your hand
On a rainbow under starfall.
And all dreams come true
Hopes come true
When you're next to me!
Of course, better without clothes!

You are my dear, there is no dearer to me!
But now another says "hello" to me!
But the other does not give in the ear!
Which one of you is closer? Fuck you will understand!

Tonight to catch up
university debt,
My "leg" will crumple for a long time
Your hypotenuse!

Throw flowers at you
Tire you with verses
Not hinting at anything
Invite for a cup of tea
Serve vanilla cake
And then do...

What a juicy (Name),
You caught me in a trap
Tied tightly to the bed
And threw off her sundress.
Body pattern - like a guitar,
And the nerve is a stretched string,
You burn in crazy ecstasy
I'm smoldering next to you!

You are on the waves of aquaperine,
You lie like a mermaid,
I am a powerful tide on you
You're trembling in the arms of passion!
Wonderful cue volokim
I'll put the winning ball in the pocket,
I won't be cruel to you
And I will repeat the encore!

Well, at least a little fear of God!
Fourth hour: "A little more!"
And stop cursing
I'm a human, not a vibrator!

Morning, afternoon, evening and night.. Yesterday, today, tomorrow and always love you! Good morning, honey! May you have a good day today! 13

Smile - and the day will start well! Good morning, honey! 21

Let this day be the most fun, brightest and most incredible! Good morning, love! 17

Good morning to you and good mood for the whole day! I want morning tenderness and a joint breakfast! Morning without you is simply unbearable! 9

Good morning my soul mate! I wish you creative inspiration, inner harmony, good news, a new meeting and many smiles! May today turn from ordinary to special! I love you, gently hug and kiss! 10

Beloved, the sun shines through the window, hoping to see you! The whole world is waiting, and I long to hear your voice! 17

The world is beautiful because there is you! Good morning my most adored person in the universe! 12

Good morning and even better day, my love! I convey to you in this message a good mood, my tenderness, warmth and love! 18

Darling, my heart is sad without you! Wake up and charge the world with your positive energy! May you have only good news today! :) 10

I want today to take you one step closer to realizing your dream! With love and tenderness I wish you a good morning and a wonderful day! 11

My love, are you awake? I love you so much, miss you and dream to see you soon! Good positive morning! I'll kiss you when we meet! 11

Sonya, good morning! I want to see you soon and pamper you with gentle kisses! Have a good day! 10

My sunshine, get up! The sky is blue, the birds are singing, flowers are blooming, somewhere the sea is rustling, it’s a pity that it’s not with us. I wish you a great day! Happy new morning! 10

Oh, how I will now wake up my beloved with a gentle kiss on the cheeks, then on the nose, then on the ear and, of course, on the lips! 6

Life is too short to wallow in bed! Beloved, smile to the new day! Good morning, my beloved! I love you! 13

I hope you have already got out from under the covers? May this day give you lots of strength and energy! Kiss you! Waiting for our meeting! 14

It's great that I have you! I want the day to be interesting, a little quirky and wildly successful! 8

I hope you slept well today and feel cheerful, cheerful and energetic! Well, if not, then I still wish you to be in an excellent mood today and successfully solve all problems. And remember that there is a girl who misses you and wants to see you soon! 17

While I'm not around, enjoy the good mood that I send you along with this message! smack! 6

I wish you to be in a good mood all day today! React to everything with a smile, look at all problems through rose-colored glasses. Love you! May your day be bright and amazing! 10

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Erotic good morning wishes for a girl

If you have deep feelings for a girl and don’t know how to express your sympathy or love to her - send her a beautiful good morning poem, which will give her a great mood and emphasize that you have the most tender feelings for her and think about her when you wake up. Choose a beautiful poem that you associate with a girl and that you like so much that you want her to read it and send it to her! If you are in a relationship with a girl and do not know how to please her in the morning, then in your case the sent poem is the best solution that will return your relationship to a possibly lost romance!

Why is beer better than a woman?

In other words, a nomination for a "prize" is the death of a candidate as a result of his own stupidity or mutilation, which deprives reproduction. Pan Tadeusz entered the first handshake Door closed ah! How many players are considered a football team? - Before the game or after?

Legend: La - lamer Ha - hak Lu - Loser. In a computer store, a salesperson yells at a customer about his newest product. - This computer will do the job for you! - Then two biors. Agility Summit: Catch a mosquito behind the left egg with your right hand on the left ear while wearing boxing gloves.

I wake up and don't believe
God, what a beauty!
You lie in my bed
Immaculate and pure.
Sleep and smile on your face
Opening your mouth a little.
Sleep is not strong, very unsteady
Your body is waiting for affection.

A ray of sunshine darts through the window.
I am not sleeping. I woke up. With you.
The blanket dangles down.
You curled up with me.
You purr in your sleep.
I admire. Your lips, eyelashes, eyes...
Your ass sticks out, arousing...
And your nose sniffs as always.
You are a beautiful sweet Miracle!
I'll fix your bangs a little.
Kiss you gently
And I hold my breath.
Sleep my Angel. I admire you.
Don't rush us this morning.
Bunny plays with your ass...
Hey! Don't touch!!! This is my butt!!!
Here is Butthole!!! Doesn't want to get up.
She turned and continued to sniff.
And moves effortlessly ass.
And I'm already on fire!
Enough! That's it!... I've had enough...!
I'll land! I can't lie down like this!
I'll crawl to us .. under the covers ...
And I'll start... There... kissing you!
You snort... you wiggle your ass...
From goosebumps in secluded places!
To me, what ... In this matter, I deftly ...
Slippery fear is not a hindrance to me!
I caress you to shiver...!
Good morning! Stop lying down!
We will hug with Zhuzha lying ..
And in passion... let's knock over the bed!
Well, figs with her! .. Not really necessary! ...
We would have a fulcrum!
The closet is shaking and pouring lipstick...
On our hungry bodies!
We are laughing. We capture the moment...
Give each other kisses...
Love has no time...
So wake me up tomorrow Love!!!...

It was the only way to get rid of the bigos that the chef made a week ago! Murphy Ego's golden rule - the rules determine who has the gold. If something can go wrong, it won't work for sure. The Polish village was self-sufficient: women brought milk, meat and skin to Borina in the choirs, but only solo parts.

Why is it good to be a guy?

What is "nothing"? - half a liter for two. What does a soldier feel when he sees a waving banner? - Wind. An Uncomfortable Guest If you have a sixth appointment, don't expect it to be before the seventh. Adam - boring and little Adrian - usually stocky and watching cartoons Albert - cute and funny, but a pedal.

Oh morning! storm of flavors!
The intoxicating air, the glare of the sun!
Fragments of dreams are flying somewhere ...
Your breath... and the first cry of the birds!
And you, O slumbering maiden!
Scattering gold hair ...
Here! torn!! torn!!!
Up!!!
The abysses of the subconscious opened up,
Screams, sighs, groans, beats
My wish:
Fall into your arms
and - enjoy to your heart's content!

On the first day at home A new man at home is a joy for a woman, but also new responsibilities. You can't forget that we often don't know the pedigree or even the previous owner of our new pet. We do not know how he was treated and what his habits are.

Why read women's magazines?

Where are the muslims suicidal

  • Only in them you will see men who amaze women.
  • You will be stimulated intellectually by solving crossword puzzles with valuable prizes.
  • You will learn the true causes of Princess Diana's death and her afterlife.
Beating with a hammer: - hammer: strike with full force between the eyes or around the eyes; - chopper: cut head. Side effects: Guaranteed remorse and nausea.

Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
Desire for pleasure and desire.
And if suddenly a series of fantasies
To you will come, then obey them, yes!
Let languid bliss - a premonition of love -
Will cover you. I'll come, call!

A ray of sun falls through the window
Bunny caressing your eyelids.
But to wake up completely is not given,
You are still in captivity of beautiful bliss.
Hair scattered everywhere
On the pillow, and on the thin neck.
You lie naked in a dream
And this one is even nicer to me.
How magnificent in nakedness,
All your captivating forms.
I admire you, I'm sorry
Disturb the dream of a beautiful maiden.
But it's time to get up, I'll wake you up
You with a long, tender kiss,
Wake up the sun, I'll say quietly
Honey, I love you alone.

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Jokes about girls and women

What three buttons have a blonde on her forehead? - Laundry, cooking, off. At some point, they see a wolf attack Little Red Riding Hood. Let's help this girl! one of them says. - Why? After all, we are not from this fairy tale! The count became the Polish ambassador to London.

"Administration Gay.ru"

“Congratulations! Your profile has been successfully placed on gay.ru! You will definitely find your blue soulmate! You won't have long to wait, you little brat!"
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"What beautiful eyes"

What beautiful eyes, what passionate lips! What a beautiful walk, and this body ... this ass ... m-m-m-m-m-m-m! Okay, enough about me, how are you doing?

Jokes about Paul, Ruska and the Germans

What happens if you break one of the ten commandments? asks the catechist student. Stay nine! What to do when you see epileptics in the bathroom? - Put the laundry and powder. A Russian soldier is talking to an American. The American praises how well they are in the army, they have good equipment, their school is good, etc. az came to the topic: food. Americans say they get 80,000 calories a day. No one can eat 30 kilos of potatoes a day!

Jokes about farmers and miners

Hit the! - instructs the police detained driver. Where are you burdened? A student from a poor African state comes to a plumber. - A simple saucepan. The water is cold and not soaked. What can be downloaded from the naked secretary? Scott: - You should buy this car, burn only a teaspoon of gasoline. - Table or tea.

"I wanted to send you..."

I wanted to send you something beautiful, tender, erotic, smart and fun, but I can't fit on the screen.

"I've already started talking..."

I've already started talking to the armchair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the toaster... give me a call before I get serious with the vacuum cleaner!

"Cow"

I squeeze it in my hands, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good it is, it squirts out a white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow!

"Your little mosquito!"

I'll run to you at midnight, crawl under the covers. I will find your most delicious place and suck it for a long time.
Your little mosquito!

"I undress you with a timid hand"

I undress you with a timid hand,
I would like to see the desired body.
You are the most beautiful, the only one in the world,
My favorite jacket potato.

"I'm waiting, but you still don't come"

I'm waiting, but you still don't come.
I'm waiting, you're driving me crazy.
Numb hands, feet, body.
I wanted to ENTER you so much!
But ahead is only the door of a dream.
Oh elevator, when are you coming?

"I want you again and again..."

I want you again and again... How to imagine that I light you up and we merge together... I get high... Never... Never quit... SMOKING!!!

"Congratulations, you've won a prize!"

Congratulations, you've won a prize! From tonight you will be entertained by the authors of the Blue Evenings tariff for free! Good evening to you!

"You stroke me and caress me"

You stroke me and caress me
You know all my intimate places,
You hug me erotically
You bring me pleasure.
I drown in your foam
I call you a washcloth.

"I love your hills and hollows"

I love your hills and valleys
I will decorate them with sweet cream,
I'll lay out then drunk cherries,
I'll lick everything - my sweet!

And then I spread the beef stroganoff
I will pour them gloriously with mustard,
The umbilical cord will be my salt shaker,
I can't imagine more erotic!

"My Favorite Ice Cream"

I want to suck you... lick you... I want to go deep with my tongue... I want to feel you in my mouth... yes, that's how I eat my favorite ice cream!

"Can't tune the antenna!"

Change position. Spread your legs. Get up. Pull out. More to the left. More to the right. Higher. Below. Fine. Do not rush. Well, it ruined everything again! Also a man for me - you can’t tune the antenna!

"We will do it together"

You are my most beloved friend
Oh, how hot, beautiful and resilient you are!
We will do this together
There is a delicious sausage in the dough!

"And we are digging POTATOES"

Close your eyes and imagine how, far from everything, we listen to the singing of birds, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our naked bodies... and we dig POTATOES.

"TELEPHONE"

Night fell, silence.
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't you hold it so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

"He's so slippery"

It's so slippery when you squeeze it, pink like my body, so soft in my hand! No, it's not what you thought! This FA soap is with me in the shower!

“First I took off her skirt”

First I took off her skirt, then pulled off her blouse, unbuttoned her bra, and I slowly fell at her feet, and then took off her panties. Now I have a bare clothesline in front of me.

"If you don't want kids..."

Honey, take care
Do me a favor, go bust
For me a pack of pills
If you don't want kids.

"Night falls and silence"

Night falls and silence, and where is your hand now? What are the thoughts in your head, what do you want in the dark? You don't hold it so tight, because it's your phone, baby!!!

"Spring Is Coming"

Spring is coming.
The birds do it
The bees do it
And even butterflies do it.
FORGET - PEOPLE CAN'T FLY!

"Ancient Spell"

We read together: “Roproc la bouvé talana lampra tampre”, now you can sleep peacefully, you just managed to activate the ancient indefinite spell from sexual intercourse, and by the way, the second part of the spell has not yet been found, lost, so good night!

"I want to lie on you all night"

I want to lie on you all night, warm you and gently hug you. So that you feel comfortable and hot with me, my blanket!

"You have eyes like a cat"

You have eyes like a cat; figure like a cat; you are gentle like a cat and your name is even like a cat - Masha!

"I've been given something..."

They put something in me... It hurts... AAA... It's my first time... Come on... Finally they pulled it out... I'm covered in blood... God, it hurts!. .To pull out a tooth!

"Vazel in"

Night. Street. Flashlight. Pharmacy. I buy vaseline. There are two other people with me. One is Armenian, the other is Georgian.

"We're so tired..."

We were so tired... we were so panting... we were both drenched in sweat, our bodies were sticky... when they took the old couch to the basement.

"We sat talking..."

We sat talking... And I already imagined how he would start kissing me, undressing me... But he only drank tea and didn't leave until he ate the whole cake!

"I just adore you!"

[Female name]!
I just adore you, love, adore your tomatoes!

"Hold your wallets, men"

Chest number three, big hips
Legs with ears on a par,
You can't see the eyes behind the black mascara,
A miracle is coming my way...

Hold your wallets men
They empty before your eyes
Rubbing in the crotch cause
Just a python, neither give nor take!

“You won’t understand, Ensky limiters”

You will not understand, Ensky limiters,
Much body you are friends,
But a little suddenly we will meet the villagers,
I dare not offer my hand!

"In bed for the first time..."

In bed for the first time with a girl
What to do with it, I do not understand!
I'm trembling like a leaf, here I am from fear,
I'll probably take it and run!

"... well, come on, cutie"

So he asked - well, give me, my dear,
And she's all hahanki
My shirt is already sweaty
Dancing in the eyes of a butterfly!

I'm probably angry
I'll tear it all to rags,
This is what awaits, cholera!
Certainly not a sweetheart!

“I always want to... chat with you!!!”

I'll tell you, I won't say anything
I always want it.
I want even in the field, even on the road,
I want at least in the tundra, even in a den.
I want it anywhere and everywhere.
Let the sun shine, let the rain fall.
I want when I go to bed
And in the morning before you get up.
On the bedside table and on the sofa
Squatting and upside down
On land, in the air, in water.
I want to go to Moscow and Vologda.
And in the cold and in the summer heat.
I want to always... chat with you!!!

"Every day you take in your mouth"

Every day you take in your mouth
Move gently back and forth
And the mouth burns in orgasm,
White liquid flows.
True, great find.
That toothbrush of yours? :))

"If you become cancer - call"

Become a bird - fly!
Become a fish - swim!
Become a cat - come running!
Become a cancer - call!!!

"I will come to you at night"

I will come to you at night, I will crawl under the covers. I will find your sweet spot and suck it for a long time. Your bad mosquito.

"My tongue is mischievous"

My mischievous tongue wants to play with you. He wants to enter your mouth and start a little.

If you want what I want, call me.

"I want you!"

I want you! I want to turn your head, drag you into bed and make you hot and moan for a whole week! your flu.

"I feel bad without you"

I feel bad without you, I'm all burning and I'm on fire, I only dream of you. I want you, I want to drink and quench the thirst of the body. Come to me, because I'm on the edge. You are my favorite juice in a glass.

"Take off my dress"

Take off my dress, take off my bra, take off my panties... And never wear my things again!

"You undress, lie down and wait"

I want to visit you
Well, right after lunch,
You undress, lie down and wait,
So let's start the conversation!

"Peak hour"

Do you want to hug your body? Feel hot breath? Sweating from exhaustion? Enter, exit, move back and forth? What's the matter, get on the bus at rush hour!

"You're like a delicious peach"

You're like a delicious peach. I always stick out from you and, leaving the ground, I want you like a popsicle... I want you like Coca-Cola, I always have fun with you!!!

"Everyone Has Children"

Everyone has children: butterflies have children, fish, birds and even dogs. Only the pencil has no children, because it has an elastic band on the end!

"He will give me an orgasm..."

Gotta make it progressive
In private life, turn,
New - in bed with a sweetheart,
He doesn't expect this!

I will entangle with straps
I’ll teach a little with a whip,
He will give me an orgasm
Will do what I want!

"Take it in your hands"

Take it in your hands
Touch your lips
He's hard as a rock
Taste and press your bare cheek,
My favorite glass of Coca-Cola!

And she's still laughing...

Doesn't walk, doesn't drink
What, in kind, for business?
And she's still laughing
Glad - I didn’t give it at night!

"My favorite bed."

Today I will come to you, strip naked
And I will spend the night with you in bliss until morning. It's so good to be with you
My favorite bed.

"Where are you tonight?"

Where are you tonight? Where are you when I need you the most? Where are you, I want to feel you, your gentle touch on my naked body? Where are you, my damn pajamas?!

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