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- famous and popular Soviet theater and film actress. Today, many critics and journalists consider her one of the greatest Russian actresses of the 20th century. She has about 30 films and countless performances to her credit. In 1992, the English encyclopedia "Who's Who" included her in the list of the ten most outstanding actresses of the 20th century.
But there is one more distinctive feature by which the actress is remembered by millions - these are the sayings, quotes and aphorisms of Ranevskaya. They instantly became winged and spread throughout the country and beyond. And even many years after years, after she passed away, these words do not lose their relevance!

We present you the best phrases and quotes from Faina Ranevskaya. There are more than a hundred of them:
1. I don’t know how to express strong feelings, although I can express myself strongly.
2. Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you get one, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
3. I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, or drink beer with fish, your face becomes smaller, but sadder.
4. My favorite disease is scabies: I scratched it and want more. And the most hated thing is hemorrhoids: you can’t see it for yourself, you can’t show it to people.
5. Ladies, don't lose weight. Do you need it? It’s better to be a ruddy donut in old age than a dried-up monkey!
6. Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house and the alarm clock rings.
7. All my life I have been swimming in the toilet butterfly style.
8. The soul is not an ass, it can’t take a shit.
9. In old age, the main thing is a sense of dignity, and I was deprived of it.
10. I was smart enough to live my life stupidly. I live only by myself - what self-restraint.
11. We have been accustomed to single-cell words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after this!
12. A Russian person does not want to do or think anything on an empty stomach, but on a full stomach he cannot.
13. If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
14. It’s very hard to be a genius among boogers.
15. Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, ensures a calm and happy life.

16. 85 years with diabetes is not sugar.
17. I wish I had her legs - she had lovely legs! It's a shame - now they'll disappear.
18. The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around.
19. Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
20. Let go of idiots and clowns from your life. The circus must tour.
21. The companion of glory is loneliness.
22. Growing old is boring, but it is the only way to live long.
23. Nothing but despair from the inability to change anything in my destiny.
24. Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
25. I hate it when a whore pretends to be innocent!
26. Is my shallow thought clear?
27. You must live in such a way that even bastards remember you.
28. Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this very talent that made me unhappy...
29. All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.
30. Understand once and for all that the character of your woman is a reflection of your attitude towards her. For those who don’t understand: it’s not her who’s a bitch, it’s you who’s an asshole.

31. I’m like eggs: I participate, but I don’t enter.
32. I hate cynicism for its general availability.
33. Why are all women such fools?
34. Eating alone is as unnatural as shitting together!
35. So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as our eyes.
36. Talent is like a wart - either it is there or it is not.
37. What kind of world is this? There are so many idiots around, how much fun they make!
38. It has always been unclear to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
39. A woman, in order to succeed in life, must have two qualities. She must be smart enough to please stupid men, and stupid enough to please smart men.
41. If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means that she understands that she will not find another such fool.
42. God created women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.
43. Life passes without bowing, like an angry neighbor.
44. Pioneers, go to hell.
45. Many people complain about their appearance, but no one complains about their brains.

46. ​​My life is terribly sad... and you want me to stick a lilac bush in my ass and do a striptease in front of you!
47. God seems to love those who suffer. Have you ever seen a happy genius? No, everyone was tossed about by life, like a blade of grass in the wind. Happiness is a concept for average citizens in all respects, and there is no justice here.
48. Loneliness as a condition cannot be treated.
49. Animals, of which there are few, are included in the Red Book, and of which there are many - in the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food.
50. In my old head there are two, at most three, thoughts, but at times they make such a fuss that it seems like there are thousands of them.
51. You cannot learn to be an artist. You can develop your talent, learn to speak, express yourself, but not shock. To do this, you need to be born with the nature of an actor.
52. Do you know what it is to act in films? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.
53. Success is the only unforgivable sin towards your loved one.
54. Life is a long leap from the ass to the grave.
55. Starring in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity!
56. Darling, if you want to lose weight, eat naked and in front of a mirror.
57. There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.
58. For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you in the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
59. I’m like an old palm tree at a train station - no one needs me, but it’s a shame to throw it away.
60. No one except dead leaders wants to tolerate my breasts dangling idly.

61. I spoke for a long time and unconvincingly, as if I was talking about the friendship of peoples.
62. Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards.
63. There are no disadvantages for an actress if it is necessary for the role.
64. If I often looked into Gioconda’s eyes, I would go crazy: she knows everything about me, but I know nothing about her.
65. I can't eat meat. It walked, loved, looked... Maybe I'm a psychopath? No, I consider myself a normal psychopath. But I can't eat meat. I keep meat for people.
66. The brain, the ass and the pill have a soul mate. And I was initially whole.
67. A child from the first grade of school should be taught the science of loneliness.
68. Loneliness is a state that you have no one to tell about.
69. When I start writing memoirs, beyond the phrase: “I was born in the family of a poor oil industrialist...”, I can’t do anything.
70. Spelling errors in a letter are like a bug on a white blouse.
71. Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
72. Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - which means life is coming to an end.
73. To gain recognition, one must, even must, die.
74. Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.
75. Beautiful people shit too.

76. There are people whom you just want to approach and ask if it’s difficult to live without a brain.
77. Just now I looked at the photo for a long time - the dog’s eyes are surprisingly human. I love them, they are smart and kind, but people make them evil.
78. My God, how old I am - I still remember decent people!
79. Women die later than men because they are always late.
80. I do not recognize the word “play”. You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You need to live on stage.
81. I'm tired of pretending to be healthy.
82. Do you know, my dear, what shit is? So it’s like jam compared to my life.
83. They haven’t told me for a long time that I’m a whore. I'm losing popularity.
84. Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.
85. Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad mood.
86. The main thing is to live a living life, and not rummage through the nooks and crannies of memory.
87. My God, an unfortunate country where a person cannot manage his ass.
88. Men are after boobs from the beginning of their days until their end.
89. I hate you. Wherever I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, it’s Mulya, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming.”
90. You can’t fart happily with a sad ass.

91. Everyone is free to dispose of their ass as they wish. So I pick mine up and fuck off.
92. There are no fat women, only small clothes.
93. When I die, bury me and write on the monument: “Died of disgust.”
94. Either I’m getting old and stupid, or today’s youth are like nothing else! Previously, I simply did not know how to answer their questions, but now I don’t even understand what they are asking.
95. I don’t get along with everyday life! Money bothers me both when it is not there and when it is there.
96. I receive letters: “Help me become an actor.” I answer: “God will help!”
97. Cinema is a tramp establishment.
98. How I envy the brainless!
99. Old age is the time when candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes for tests.
100. There are a million fans, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
101. There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; And there are people that live only worms.
102. When a jumper’s legs hurt, she jumps while sitting.
103. Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
104. Pee-wee on the tram - everything he did in art.
105. I feel, but not well.
106. Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
107. His voice sounds like he’s pissing in a zinc bucket.
108. Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s shortcomings, which I have never encountered in mediocrity.
109. I’m watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
110. I am a provincial actress. Wherever I served! Only in the city of Vezdesransk she didn’t serve!..
111. If you have a person to whom you can tell your dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely...
112. Damn nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can’t stand when men are sitting.
113. Oh, these obnoxious journalists! Half the lies they spread about me are not true.
114. People are like candles: they either burn or fuck them.
115. Let this be a small gossip that must disappear between us.
116. He will die from the expansion of his fantasy.
117. I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
118. Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.
119. Old age is when it is not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
120. It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.

121. I’m already so old that I’ve begun to forget my own memoirs.
122. At the theater, talented people loved me, untalented people hated me, mongrels bit me and tore me to pieces.
123. March 8th is my personal disaster. With every card with flowers and bows, I tear out a clump of hair from grief that I was not born a man.
124. Everything will come true, you just need to stop wanting...
125. Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts!
126. Old age is just disgusting. I believe that it is ignorance of God when he allows people to live to old age. Lord, everyone has already left, but I still live. Birman died too, and I never expected this from her. It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, but it’s time for you, you haven’t managed to do anything, you’re just starting to live!
127. A person’s passport is his misfortune, because a person should always be eighteen, but a passport only reminds you that you can live like an eighteen-year-old.
128. The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to a mother-heroine. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man gives birth to a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.

Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya- famous and popular Soviet theater and film actress.
Today, many critics and journalists consider her one of the greatest Russian actresses of the 20th century.
She has about 30 films and countless performances to her credit.
In 1992, the English encyclopedia "Who's Who" included her in the list of the ten most outstanding actresses of the 20th century.
But there is one more distinctive feature by which the actress is remembered by millions - these are the sayings, quotes and aphorisms of Ranevskaya. They instantly became winged and spread throughout the country and beyond.
And even many years after years, after she passed away, these words do not lose their relevance!

We present you the best phrases and quotes from Faina Ranevskaya. There are more than a hundred of them:

1. I don’t know how to express strong feelings, although I can express myself strongly.

2. Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you get one, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.

3. I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, don’t drink beer with fish
- the muzzle becomes smaller, but sadder.

4. My favorite disease is scabies: I scratched it and want more.
And the most hated thing is hemorrhoids: you can’t see it for yourself, you can’t show it to people.

5. Ladies, don't lose weight. Do you need it? It’s better to be a ruddy donut in old age than a dried-up monkey!

6. Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house and the alarm clock rings.

7. All my life I have been swimming in the toilet butterfly style.

8. The soul is not an ass, it can’t take a shit.

9. In old age, the main thing is a sense of dignity, and I was deprived of it.

10. I was smart enough to live my life stupidly. I live only by myself - what self-restraint.

11. We have been accustomed to single-cell words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after this!

12. A Russian person does not want to do or think anything on an empty stomach, but on a full stomach he cannot.

13. If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.

14. It’s very hard to be a genius among boogers.

15. Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, ensures a calm and happy life.

16. 85 years with diabetes is not sugar.

17. I wish I had her legs - she had lovely legs! It's a shame - now they'll disappear.
18. The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around.
19. Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist... It would be better to kill the memory forever.

20. Let go of idiots and clowns from your life. The circus must tour.

21. The companion of glory is loneliness.

22. Growing old is boring, but it is the only way to live long.

23. Nothing but despair from the inability to change anything in my destiny.

24. Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.

25. I hate it when a whore pretends to be innocent!

26. Is my shallow thought clear?

27. You must live in such a way that even bastards remember you.

28. Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this very talent that made me unhappy...

29. All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women.
You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.

30. Understand once and for all that the character of your woman is a reflection of your attitude towards her.
For those who don’t understand: it’s not her who’s a bitch, it’s you who’s an asshole.

31. I’m like eggs: I participate, but I don’t enter.

32. I hate cynicism for its general availability.

33. Why are all women such fools?

34. Eating alone is as unnatural as shitting together!

35. So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as our eyes.

36. Talent is like a wart - either it is there or it is not.

37. What kind of world is this? There are so many idiots around, how much fun they make!

38. It has always been unclear to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.

39. A woman, in order to succeed in life, must have two qualities.
She must be smart enough to please stupid men
and 40. stupid enough to please smart men.

41. If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest,
This means that she understands that she will not find another such fool.

42. God created women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.

43. Life passes without bowing, like an angry neighbor.

44. Pioneers, go to hell.

45. Many people complain about their appearance, but no one complains about their brains.

46. ​​My life is terribly sad...
and you want me to stick a lilac bush in my ass and do a striptease in front of you!

47. God seems to love those who suffer. Have you ever seen a happy genius?
No, everyone was tossed about by life, like a blade of grass in the wind.
Happiness is a concept for average citizens in all respects, and there is no justice here.

48. Loneliness as a condition cannot be treated.

49. Animals, of which there are few, are included in the Red Book, and of which there are many - in the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food.

50. In my old head there are two, at most three, thoughts, but at times they make such a fuss that it seems like there are thousands of them.

51. You cannot learn to be an artist. You can develop your talent
learn to speak, express yourself, but not shock. To do this, you need to be born with the nature of an actor.

52. Do you know what it is to act in films?
Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.

53. Success is the only unforgivable sin towards your loved one.

54. Life is a long leap from the ass to the grave.

55. Starring in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity!

56. Darling, if you want to lose weight, eat naked and in front of a mirror.

57. There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.

58. For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you in the words you use.
But I sincerely hope that when you return home,
your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.

59. I’m like an old palm tree at a train station - no one needs me, but it’s a shame to throw it away.

60. No one except dead leaders wants to tolerate my breasts dangling idly.

61. I spoke for a long time and unconvincingly, as if I was talking about the friendship of peoples.

62. Women are not the weaker sex, the weaker sex are rotten boards.

63. There are no disadvantages for an actress if it is necessary for the role.

64. If I often looked into the eyes of Gioconda,
I would go crazy: she knows everything about me, and I know nothing about her.

65. I can't eat meat. It walked, loved, looked... Maybe I'm a psychopath?
No, I consider myself a normal psychopath. But I can't eat meat. I keep meat for people.

66. The brain, the ass and the pill have a soul mate. And I was initially whole.

67. A child from the first grade of school should be taught the science of loneliness.

68. Loneliness is a state that you have no one to tell about.

70. Spelling errors in a letter are like a bug on a white blouse.

71. Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.

72. Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - which means life is coming to an end.

73. To gain recognition, one must, even must, die.

74. Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions.
Actually, there are only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.

75. Beautiful people shit too.

76. There are people whom you just want to approach and ask if it’s difficult to live without a brain.

77. Just now I looked at the photo for a long time - the dog’s eyes are surprisingly human.
I love them, they are smart and kind, but people make them evil.

78. My God, how old I am - I still remember decent people!

79. Women die later than men because they are always late.

80. I do not recognize the word “play”. You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You need to live on stage.

81. I'm tired of pretending to be healthy.

82. Do you know, my dear, what shit is? So it’s like jam compared to my life.

83. They haven’t told me for a long time that I’m a whore. I'm losing popularity.

84. Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.

85. Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad mood.

86. The main thing is to live a living life, and not rummage through the nooks and crannies of memory.

87. My God, an unfortunate country where a person cannot manage his ass.

88. Men are after boobs from the beginning of their days until their end.

89. I hate you. Wherever I go, everyone looks around and says:
“Look, it’s Mulya, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming.”

90. You can’t fart happily with a sad ass.

91. Everyone is free to dispose of their ass as they wish. So I pick mine up and fuck off.

92. There are no fat women, only small clothes.

93. When I die, bury me and write on the monument: “Died of disgust.”

94. Either I’m getting old and stupid, or today’s youth are like nothing else!
Previously, I simply did not know how to answer their questions, but now I don’t even understand what they are asking.

95. I don’t get along with everyday life! Money bothers me both when it is not there and when it is there.

96. I receive letters: “Help me become an actor.” I answer: “God will help!”

97. Cinema is a tramp establishment.

98. How I envy the brainless!

99. Old age is the time when candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes for tests.

100. There are a million fans, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.

101. There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives;
And there are people that live only worms.

102. When a jumper’s legs hurt, she jumps while sitting.

103. Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman
who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

104. Pee-wee on the tram - everything he did in art.

105. I feel, but not well.

106. Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.

108. Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s shortcomings,
which I have never seen in mediocrity.

109. I’m watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.

110. I am a provincial actress. Wherever I served!
Only in the city of Vezdesransk she did not serve!

111. If you have a person to whom you can tell your dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely...

112. Damn nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can’t stand when men are sitting.

113. Oh, these obnoxious journalists! Half the lies they spread about me are not true.

114. People are like candles: they either burn or fuck them.

115. Let this be a small gossip that must disappear between us.

116. He will die from the expansion of his fantasy.

117. I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.

118. Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.

119. Old age is when it is not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.

120. It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.

121. I’m already so old that I’ve begun to forget my own memoirs.

122. At the theater, talented people loved me, untalented people hated me, mongrels bit me and tore me to pieces.

123. March 8th is my personal disaster.
With every card with flowers and bows, I tear out a clump of hair from grief that I was not born a man.

124. Everything will come true, you just need to stop wanting...

125. Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts!

126. Old age is just disgusting. I believe this is God's ignorance,
when it allows you to live to old age. Lord, everyone has already left, but I still live.
Birman died too, and I never expected this from her.
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting,
but it’s time for you, you haven’t managed to do anything, but are just starting to live!

127. A person’s passport is his misfortune, because a person should always be eighteen, but a passport only reminds you that you can live like an eighteen-year-old.

128. The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to a mother-heroine.
The union of a stupid woman and a smart man gives birth to a single mother.
The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family.
The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.

Faina Ranevskaya was a magnificent comedic actress, and she didn’t just play a comedy. She lived it, although her life was more reminiscent of a tragicomedy rather than a light vaudeville. She was one of those women who would not mince words and would easily bash her opponent with a sharp word.

From a hundred or two aphorisms scattered by Ranevskaya along the way - sometimes inadvertently, sometimes in the heat of the moment - we have chosen 30 that would be the envy of any satirist writer:

Optimism is a lack of information.

There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; And there are people that live only worms.

There are a million fans, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.

Loneliness is a condition that you have no one to tell about.

Many people complain about their appearance, but no one complains about their brains.

If a person has done you harm, give him some candy. He is evil to you - you give him candy. And so on until this creature develops diabetes.

The woman is, of course, smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?

Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.

If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, it means she understands that she will not find another such fool.

Frame: Lenfilm

Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.

Starring in a bad movie is like spitting into eternity!

I receive letters: “Help me become an actor.” I answer: “God will help!”

Do you know what it's like to act in a movie? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.

- How is life, Faina Georgievna? “I told you last year that it’s shit.” But then it was marzipan.

There are people whom you just want to approach and ask if it’s difficult to live without a brain.

Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.

Animals, which are few in number, are included in the Red Book, and those that are numerous are included in the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food.

In my old head there are two, at most three, thoughts, but at times they create such a fuss that it seems like there are thousands of them.

If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.

frame: Mosfilm

It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.

Even under the most pretentious peacock tail there is always an ordinary chicken ass.

I do the hardest part before breakfast. I get out of bed.

Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, are prone to greater fidelity: brunettes or blondes?” Without hesitation, she answered: “Grey hair!”

There are no fat women, only small clothes.

Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with oneself and one’s shortcomings, which I have never encountered in mediocrity.

I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, or drink beer with fish, your face becomes smaller, but sadder.

Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya(née Feldman) went down in the history of culture and cinema as “one of the greatest Russian actresses of the 20th century” and “queen of the supporting cast.” She played in the theater more often than in films, ironizing about this that “the money will be eaten up, but the shame will remain forever.” She did not have major roles, but she played even small, sometimes episodic roles in such a way that they went down in history forever. And we remember her every time we hear her “housekeeper” Freken Bock from the cartoon about Carlson speaking in a low voice on TV.

After her, a huge number of aphorisms and “strong expressions” remained, most of which became popular - people felt their capacious imagery and fell in love with the absence of her so-called “internal censorship.”

A collection of golden quotes and “strong expressions” from the Russian actress:

1. Do you know what it's like to act in a movie? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there..
2. To gain recognition one must, even must, die.
3. Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
4. To the question: “Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?” - she usually answered: “No, I just look like that.”
5. It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
6. Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
7. Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
8. Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.
9. Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
10. Why are all women such fools?
11. What I do? I feign health.
12. If you expect someone to accept you “as you are,” then you are just a lazy idiot. Because, as a rule, “the way it is” is a sad sight. Change, you bastard. Work on yourself. Or die alone.
13. Old age is a time when the candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half the urine goes for testing.
14. If a patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
15. When I don't get a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands were cut off.
16. Success is the only unforgivable sin towards your loved one.
17. The companion of fame is loneliness.
18. The brain, the ass and the pill have a soul mate. And I was initially whole.
19. A Russian person doesn’t want to do or think anything on an empty stomach, but on a full stomach he can’t..
20. Everything will come true, you just have to stop wanting it.
21. All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.
22. A child from the first grade of school should be taught the science of loneliness.
23. My God, how old I am - I still remember decent people!
24. There are no fat women, there are tight clothes.
25. There are people in whom God lives, there are people in whom the devil lives, and there are people in whom only worms live.
26. If a person does evil to you, you give him candy, he does evil to you, you give him candy... And so on until this creature develops diabetes mellitus.
27. We have been accustomed to single-cell words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after this!
28. Growing old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
29. The fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. But reality is when it’s the other way around.
30. - When you arrive, knock your feet.
    - Why with your feet?
    - Well, you’re not going to go empty-handed!
31. Optimism is simply a lack of information.
32. I noticed that if you don’t eat bread, sugar, fatty meat, or drink beer with fish, your face becomes smaller, but sadder.
33. Once you get married, then you will understand what happiness is. But it will be too late.
34. Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
35. Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you get one, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
36. To help us see how much we are overeating, our stomach is located on the same side as our eyes.
37. Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, ensures a calm and happy life.
38. Women are not the weaker sex. The weaker sex are rotten boards.
39. People make their own problems - no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.

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website I decided to remember the witty statements of the great actress, which at one time silenced interlocutors for a long time.

Quotes

• I've been swimming in the toilet butterfly style my whole life.
• We have been accustomed to single-cell words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after this!
• Horseradish, based on the opinions of others, ensures a calm and happy life.
• Under the most beautiful peacock tail hides the most ordinary chicken ass. So less pathos, gentlemen.
• I'm like eggs: I participate, but I don't enter.
• Why are all women such fools?
• Do you know what it's like to act in a movie? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and they take you on a tour there.
• Life is a long leap from the ass to the grave.
• I’m like an old palm tree at a train station - no one needs it, but it’s a shame to throw it away.
• There are no disadvantages for an actress if it is necessary for the role.
• When I start writing my memoirs, beyond the phrase: “I was born into the family of a poor oil industrialist...”, I can’t do anything.
• To gain recognition one must, even must, die.
• Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet.
• Beautiful people shit too.
• I don't recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You need to live on stage.
• Everything pleasant in this world is either harmful, immoral, or leads to obesity.
• I hate you. Wherever I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, it’s Mulya, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming.”
• Everyone is free to dispose of their ass as they please. So I pick mine up and fuck off.
• I receive letters: “Help me become an actor.” I answer: “God will help!”
• Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
• Pee-wee on the tram is all he did in art.
• Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with oneself and one's shortcomings, which I have never encountered in mediocrity.
• This is the fourth time I’ve watched this film and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
• It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.

Stories about the actress

Once Ranevskaya stood in her makeup room completely naked. And she smoked. Suddenly, the director and manager of the Mossovet Theater Valentin Shkolnikov entered her without knocking. And he froze in shock. Faina Georgievna calmly asked: “Aren’t you shocked that I smoke?”

Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said: “Because white makes you look fat.”

Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, are inclined to be more faithful, brunettes or blondes?” Without hesitation she answered: "Grey-haired!".

Once at the theater, a young capricious actress said: “The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real.” “Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya reassures her, “ “That’s it: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last”.