What was Pinocchio punished by Malvina sitting on. The Golden Key or the Adventures of Pinocchio Pinocchio enters the country of fools

The fairy-tale film "The Golden Key, or the Adventures of Pinocchio" undoubtedly belongs to the golden fund of Russian cinema. The premiere on television took place on January 1-2, 1976, that is, 42 years ago.

The director of the film, Leonid Nechaev, found a boy for the role of Pinocchio in the Minsk underground passage. “I see a grandmother running with her grandson. A pipe under his arm, skates in his hands, - Nechaev recalls. - I introduce myself, I invite you to act in films, and she answers me: “Darling! What film? You see, we are running from music to figure skating!”

Dima Iosifov himself, who played the wooden boy, says that he didn’t really want to act. A brilliant cast gathered on the set - Vladimir Etush, Rolan Bykov, Rina Zelenaya, Nikolai Grinko, Yuri Katin-Yartsev, Vladimir Basov. Each of them was treated differently by the young actors.

At the studio, Dima was first tried for the role of Harlequin. But as soon as he undressed, everyone saw that the boy's body resembled a puppet, only there were not enough hinges. So he became a wooden boy. For greater persuasiveness, his hair and eyebrows were shaved off, and fake ones were pasted instead.

A separate story was with a long nose. They made it out of foam. At the same time, he had to be very mobile. During the entire shooting, Pinocchio's nose was changed 45 times. 45 noses - and all of them were made by a single master. The first nose did not quite fit, and gradually it was shortened to match the facial expressions of the actor. The make-up artist spent an hour and a half to glue the nose. Just imagine how perseverant an actor must be, besides a child of 9-10 years old. “If any of you were attentive, you might have noticed that at the beginning of the film my nose is 15 mm longer than at the end,” Dmitry shares his secrets.

Dmitry Iosifov recalls that Rolan Bykov, who played the cat Basilio, sometimes frightened him. Working for the result, he spared no one. “He brought his wife Elena Sanaeva, who played Lisa Alice, to tantrums. She was already falling exhausted, and he shouted: “You are a mediocre actress!”

However, Bykov himself did not give mercy either: “Remember when the cat Basilio slides down the stairs on his priest and says: “Give a blind cat food”? Dima continues. - This scene he came up with. I took a seat from the bus of the film crew, and went on it. Ripped it to smithereens! The driver, seeing this, got into a fight. They just separated them."

In Papa Carlo, played by Nikolai Grinko, and Giuseppe, performed by Yuri Katine-Yartsev, Pinocchio did not like the soul, and Etush - Barabas did not like. I was afraid. “I took revenge on Vladimir Abramovich during the scene when Pinocchio sits on a pine tree and throws cones at Karabas.”

After that, Etush complained to the director: “What an evil boy this Dimka is. He's not just throwing this bump, he's aiming at my head. Definitely hits. Outrageous!"

Pinocchio's meeting with Turtle Tortila was filmed near Minsk on a specially dug pond. It was in November, the film crew was desperately cold.

“The air temperature is plus eight, the water is plus four, and I’m sitting in a thin jacket on a sheet of a water lily, which lies on an ordinary inflated chamber. In general, he turned over a couple of times, ”says the former Pinocchio. “Every time the shooting was stopped, I was rubbed with alcohol.”

“The girls who portrayed frogs had it even worse. They regularly had to flounder into the water, and in the end, Tortila - Rina Zelenaya - told the director: “If you shoot a double again and make the children climb into cold water, I get into the car and leave!”

“Zelenaya flew to Belarus only for one day, her only sister died the day before,” Dmitry recalls. She was so sad, told sad stories. According to the recommendations of the doctors, she had to constantly move. She leaned on me, and we walked slowly around the pond.

At first, Nechaev offered the role of Turtle Tortila to Faina Ranevskaya, but she, having learned that the film would be shot in Belarus, said that, due to her already middle age, she agreed to act only if the shooting would take place in the entrance of her house.

The girl for the role of Malvina was also found quite by accident. Once the director's assistant was on a train to Minsk. The neighbors in the compartment turned out to be a mother with a very pretty little girl. Tanya was only 6 years old. On the road, like all girls of her age, she recited poems, sang songs, showed skits. At the same time, she announced: "People's artist of folk dance Tanya Protsenko is performing." The assistant gasped. That's how the young creature was invited to audition.

“The hardest part was crying while filming. For example, when I feel sorry for Pinocchio, planted in a dark closet. They put glycerin in my eyes, and brought onions to my eyes - but there was no sense. Everyone was very angry. Especially the director. He began to talk to me very strictly. I burst into tears from resentment. Leonid Alekseevich himself took the camera and shouted: “We are filming!” After that, he treated me to sweets and calmed down.

By the way, just when Tatyana was approved for the role of Malvina, her milk teeth began to fall out. There was no time to wait for new ones to grow. Therefore, I had to go to the clinic, insert porcelain prostheses.

According to Tatyana, she became famous only after a few years. When did the movie become popular? And they showed a finger in the street, and lovers walked under the windows under the windows. Thousands of letters came from all over the Soviet Union, in which they confessed their love and offered friendship.

The young actors did not have understudies - they performed all the tricks, including dangerous ones, themselves.

“Remember the scene in the tavern when they break the jug in which Pinocchio is sitting? Dmitry smiles. - It was huge and heavy - I fit into it entirely. Everyone was afraid to throw a mug at him - you never know, the child is inside! And it was necessary to shoot from the first take, the jug was the only one. When it split, the neck hung around my neck. Everyone on the set gasped!”

A separate story happened during the filming of the scene when the fox and the cat are hanging Pinocchio by the legs from a tree. Dima's mother categorically did not want her son to hang upside down: "We need an understudy!" In the end, she was wrapped around her finger. Nechaev later recalled: “I called Dima and said:“ Something needs to be done! He understood!" - and begins to whine: “I want to eat, I can’t! My stomach hurts!" While mom went to the store, we hung Pinocchio.

Answering the question whether there were romances between “youth” on the set, Iosifov laughs: “What is it, we played Indians in between filming! Tanya Protsenko, who played Malvina, was a real beauty. Romka Stolkarts - Piero - courted her not only according to the script.

Children received a hundred rubles a month for shooting. Pinocchio gave them to his parents. “There was no need to look after the girls, and they bought me ice cream anyway.”

By the way, according to director Leonid Nechaev, the golden key was the most valuable thing - everyone really wanted to steal it. Nechaev himself pulled it off: “On the last day of filming after the command “Stop! Taken!” I put it in my bosom and later just bought it. I still have a receipt in which it says: “Received from Nechaev for the props - key: 30 rubles.”

Bulat Okudzhava did not get the songs for the film for a long time. The deadlines were running out and, in despair, director Leonid Nechaev went to the Writers' Rest House, where the bard was resting. He rented a neighboring room and began to constantly knock Okudzhava on the wall. “He must have hated me to death then!” - Nechaev recalls. A couple of days later, the famous “Don’t hide your money in banks and corners!” was born!

Leonid Nechaev asked Alla Pugacheva to sing one of the songs for "The Adventures of Pinocchio", but she refused, saying: "I'm afraid I won't succeed." As a result, the song was performed by Irina Ponarovskaya.

The further fate of the child actors turned out differently - after the role of Malvina Protsenko fell while riding a bicycle and hit her head. As a result, a concussion was discovered, and the doctors forbade her to act in films. Tanya Protsenko graduated from the Faculty of Film Studies at VGIK, became a poetess, works at the Rolan Bykov Center.

Roma Stolkarts, who played Pierrot, became a pediatrician and lives in Israel.

Artemon (Tomas Augustinas) is a prosperous businessman living in Canada.

Grisha Svetlorusov, who played the role of Harlequin, graduated from the KGB High School.

And Dmitry Iosifov, aka Pinocchio, graduated from the acting department of VGIK and the directing department of the film department of the Belarusian Academy of Arts, starred in 15 films, worked on the projects “The Last Hero” and “Ten Little Indians”, directed two episodes of “Deadly Force”. Dmitry has two wonderful sons, who also watch a movie with dad's participation with great pleasure.

Good evening! Hello ladies and gentlemen! Friday! The capital show "Field of Miracles" is on air! And as usual, to the applause of the audience, I invite three players to the studio. And here is the task for this tour:

Question: The object on which Pinocchio, punished by Malvina, once sat in the closet.(The word consists of 6 letters)

Parsing the answer by letter:

• First letter: G
• Second letter: O
• Third letter: R
• Fourth letter: w
• Fifth letter: O
• Sixth letter: To

More definitions

• Caught in a grip.
• Dishes that are not burned by the gods.

Also, the word is the answer to the questions:

• Coals were usually stored in this container, for which it was called the “little forge”, but how does it sound in Slavic?
• Lived - fed many souls, but crashed, found himself under the wattle fence (mystery).
• A rounded earthenware vessel for cooking and storing food.
• Coals were usually stored in this container, for which it was called the "little forge", and how it sounds in Slavic.
• M. (from gornshek, gornchek, gornets. detracts from horn) rounded, rounded clay vessel of various types, burned on fire. Korchaga, south makitra, the largest pot, a turnip, with a narrow bottom; pots or pots for melting, glass-making, more or less the same; chanoy pot, tamb. estalnik, ryaz. needle case, of the same species, equal to kashnik, check, but only smaller. The pots are called: mahotka, potty, baby. High pots, narrow-necked, for milk: glek, balakir, krinka, Gornushka, Gorlach. A pot entwined with birch bark, swaddled, for dry supplies, molost. Pot with sock, pail; with two socks and handles, a washstand or a ram, for hanging. Flower pots are usually made with a straight crown, wider at the top, with a pallet or patch. Pots of sugar makers, watered jugs, for draining molasses into them, they are also cubes, coasters. Shchey pot, yes he is big. The mountain does not converge with the mountain, the pot will collide with the pot. The pot is small, but the meat is cooked. Small pot and pleaser. A pot with a cauldron will not argue. Do not beat the pot with the boiler. It was not ours to make pots, but our business was to beat the pots. Pour flour around the edge, so is your pot, from the custom of buying pots like that. The pot is empty (bad, thin, small), but the pot itself is big. Hood torzhok, but the pot is not empty. To be you in paradise, where the pots are fired. Khoromishki, that the pots stand neither a stake nor a yard, are not fenced. It is not good to pray to God, it is good to cover the pots, they tease the Bogomazes of Suzdal. There would be a pot, but there would be a tire. There is a tire for every pot. There would be a pot, but it would be in a pot, but we will find a tire. A small cricket, let the pot rot. The pot is big, but there is not much space. A blind man in a pot will not find his way. him a head from a tobacco pot. Rides like pots lucky. As if the pots are lucky for the auction. Like pots-by-pots! Angry with pots does not get along, because he will kill. Not so much a husband in a bag, but a wife in a pot, saves, brings into the house. The husband drinks, and the wife breaks pots. The grandfather broke the village, and the woman broke the pot. You can break many pots with one stone. It is not the gods who burn the pots, but the same people. Not a pot pleaser, but a cook. The wife is not a pot, you won’t break it (but you’ll break it, you won’t twist it with birch bark). The women pass pots across the street from window to window, so narrow is the street. What not to cook, not to throw into a pot. What is not boiled is not put in a pot. Put the pot or throw it on the stomach, the same as dry cans. A pot on the stomach, everything will heal. The pot of the belly will not spoil. Pots easily boil over the edge, to bad weather. iron boils in a meat pot? horse, bit. The light of koschey, lord of koschey, fed a hundred people, went for a walk, broke his head, threw out the bones, and the dogs didn’t sniff? pot. Carpenters without axes cut down a burner without corners? pot. Born, spinning, growing, furious, the road will die there! pot. There was a child, he did not know diapers, he became old, began to swaddle? Same. Not born, but taken from the earth, like Adam; accepted the baptism of fire, to overcome the waters; fed the hungry, sat down toiling, under the arms of the midwife's grandmother saw the light again; lived at rest, until another death, and his bones were thrown out at a crossroads? pot. Taken from the earth, like Adam; cast into a fiery furnace, like three youths; put on a chariot, like Elijah; lucky fast in the marketplace, like Joseph; bought by a wife for a coppersmith, live as a worker in the fire of hell and sit down; clothed quickly in colorful robes, and the beginning of the second age of life; in his decrepitude he fell apart, and the earth does not accept his bones? pot. Pots, empty, light bricks in a wedge, for laying vaults. Potted, pertaining to a pot, belonging to; sometimes used. potted. Potted, korchazhny beer, house cooking, mash, mash. Pot vault, folded, for ease, from empty bricks, pots. Pot tar, driven out in pots or pots; bad. The girls are red, the craftswomen are cakes, the pernicious are potted! wedding friend says. Gorshovik, Gorschevnik perm. vyat otymalka, a rag with which they take a hot pot from the hearth; hard. mustard, mustard, mustard. Potter, pottery m. working pots and earthen goods, skudelnik, potter; trading them. Novg. the nickname of the Demyants. The potter a potter's wife or a woman selling pots. Gorshenin or potters, -tsyn, to him, belonging to her; potter, rank or skill inherent in this. To potter, to trade in the craft of potting, to potter, to potter. Pottery cf. craft it.

BURATINO FINDS IN THE LAND OF FOOLS

A girl with blue hair walked up to the closet door.

Pinocchio, my friend, are you finally repenting?

He was very angry, besides, he had something else on his mind.

I really need to repent! Don't wait...

Then you will have to sit in the closet until the morning ...

The girl sighed bitterly and left.

The night has come. The owl laughed in the attic. The toad crawled out of the underground to slap its belly on the reflections of the moon in the puddles.

The girl lay down to sleep in a lace bed and sobbed for a long time in distress, falling asleep.

Artemon, with his nose under his tail, was sleeping at the door of her bedroom.

In the house, the pendulum clock struck midnight.

The bat flew off the ceiling.

It's time, Pinocchio, run! squeaked in his ear. - In the corner of the closet there is a rat passage to the underground ... I'm waiting for you on the lawn.

She flew out the dormer window. Pinocchio rushed to the corner of the closet, getting tangled in cobwebs. The spiders hissed angrily after him.

He crawled through the rat passage into the underground. The move was getting narrower and narrower. Pinocchio was now barely squeezing underground ... And suddenly he flew headfirst into the underground.

There he almost fell into a rat trap, stepped on the tail of a snake that had just drunk milk from a jug in the dining room, and jumped out through the cat's hole onto the lawn.

A mouse flew noiselessly over the azure flowers.

Follow me, Pinocchio, to the Land of Fools!

Bats do not have a tail, so the mouse does not fly straight, like birds, but up and down - on membranous wings, up and down, like a devil; her mouth is always open, so as not to waste time, along the way she catches, bites, swallows alive mosquitoes and night butterflies.

Pinocchio ran after her up to her neck in the grass; wet gruel lashed his cheeks.

Suddenly the mouse darted high to the round moon and from there shouted to someone:

Brought!

Pinocchio immediately flew head over heels down a steep cliff. Rolled, rolled and plopped into mugs.

Scratched, mouth full of sand, sat up with bulging eyes.

In front of him stood Basilio the cat and Alice the fox.

Brave, brave Pinocchio must have fallen from the moon, said the fox.

It's strange how he survived, - said the cat gloomily.

Pinocchio was delighted with his old acquaintances, although it seemed suspicious to him that the cat's right paw was tied with a rag, and the fox's entire tail was stained with swamp mud.

There is a blessing in disguise, - said the fox, - but you ended up in the Land of Fools ...

And she pointed with her paw at the broken bridge over the dry stream. On the other side of the stream, among the heaps of garbage, dilapidated houses, stunted trees with broken branches and bell towers slanting in different directions were visible ...

The famous hare-fur jackets for Papa Carlo are sold in this city, - the fox sang licking his lips, - ABCs with colored pictures ... Oh, what sweet pies and lollipop cockerels are sold on sticks! You haven't lost your money yet, chubby Pinocchio, have you?

Fox Alice helped him to his feet; thinking paw, cleaned his jacket and led him across the broken bridge. Basilio the cat hobbled grimly behind.

It was already the middle of the night, but no one slept in the City of Fools.

Skinny dogs in burrs roamed along the crooked, dirty street, yawning from hunger:

E-he-he...

Goats with torn hair on their sides nibbled on the dusty grass by the sidewalk, shaking their stubs of tails.

B-e-e-e-e-ye...

Hanging her head, a cow stood; her bones stuck through her skin.

Muuuchenie ... - she repeated thoughtfully.

Plucked sparrows sat on the hummocks of mud - they did not fly away - at least crush them with your feet ...

Chickens with torn tails staggered from exhaustion ...

But at the crossroads, ferocious police bulldogs in three-cornered hats and prickly collars stood at attention.

They shouted at the hungry and mangy inhabitants:

Come on! Keep right! Don't delay!..

The fat Fox, the governor of this city, was walking, importantly lifting his nose, and with him was a haughty fox, holding a night violet flower in its paw.

Fox Alice whispered:

Those who sowed money on the Field of Miracles are walking around ... Today is the last night when you can sow. By morning you will have collected a lot of money and bought all sorts of things ... Let's go quickly.

The fox and the cat led Pinocchio to a wasteland, where broken pots, torn shoes, holey galoshes and rags were scattered ... Interrupting each other, they chattered:

Dig a hole.

Put gold.

Sprinkle with salt.

Scoop up from a puddle, fields well.

Don't forget to say "crex, fex, pex"...

Pinocchio scratched his ink-stained nose.

My God, we don't even want to look where you bury your money! said the fox.

God forbid! - said the cat.

They moved a little and hid behind a pile of rubbish.

Pinocchio dug a hole. He said three times in a whisper: "Crex, fex, pex", put four gold coins in the hole, fell asleep, took a pinch of salt from his pocket, sprinkled it on top. He took a handful of water from a puddle and poured it.

And sat down to wait for the tree to grow...

THE POLICE GRAB BURATINO AND DO NOT ALLOW HIM TO SAY A SINGLE WORD IN HIS EXCUSE

Fox Alice thought that Pinocchio would go to bed, but he was still sitting on the garbage heap, patiently stretching his nose.

Then Alice ordered the cat to stay on guard, and she ran to the nearest police station.

There, in a smoky room, at a table covered in ink, the bulldog on duty was snoring thickly.

Mr. courageous duty officer, is it possible to detain one homeless thief? A terrible danger threatens all the rich and respectable citizens of this city.

The bulldog on duty barked so awake that a puddle appeared under the fox with fear.

Worrishka! Gum!

The fox explained that a dangerous thief-Pinocchio was found in a wasteland.

The attendant, still growling, called. Two Doberman Pinschers burst in, detectives who never slept, did not trust anyone, and even suspected themselves of criminal intent.

The duty officer ordered them to deliver a dangerous criminal alive or dead to the department.

The detectives answered shortly:

And they rushed to the wasteland with a special cunning gallop, bringing their hind legs to the side.

For the last hundred steps they crawled on their stomachs and at once rushed at Pinocchio, grabbed him under the armpits and dragged him to the department. Pinocchio dangled his legs, begged him to say - for what? for what? The detectives replied:

They'll figure it out...

The fox and the cat wasted no time digging out four gold coins. The fox began to divide the money so deftly that the cat had one coin, she had three.

The cat silently dug its claws into her face.

The fox hugged him tightly. And for a while they both rolled around in a ball in the wasteland. Cat and fox hair flew in tufts in the moonlight.

Having peeled off each other's sides, they divided the coins equally and disappeared from the city that same night.

Meanwhile, the detectives brought Pinocchio to the department.

The duty bulldog got out from behind the table and searched his pockets himself.

Finding nothing but a piece of sugar and crumbs of almond cake, the duty officer sniffed bloodthirstyly at Pinocchio:

You have committed three crimes, scoundrel: you are homeless, without a passport and unemployed. Take him outside the city and drown him in a pond.

The detectives replied:

Pinocchio tried to tell about Papa Carlo, about his adventures. All in vain! The detectives picked him up, dragged him at a gallop outside the city, and threw him off the bridge into a deep, dirty pond full of frogs, leeches, and water beetle larvae.

Pinocchio plopped into the water, and the green duckweed closed over him.

BURATINO MEETS THE RESIDENTS OF THE POND, LEARNS ABOUT THE MISSING OF FOUR GOLD COINS AND RECEIVES A GOLD KEY FROM THE TURTLE TORTILA

We must not forget that Pinocchio was wooden and therefore could not drown. Nevertheless, he was so frightened that he lay on the water for a long time, all covered with green duckweed.

The inhabitants of the pond gathered around him: black-bellied tadpoles, known for their stupidity, water beetles with oar-like hind legs, leeches, larvae that ate everything that came across, right up to themselves, and, finally, various small ciliates.

The tadpoles tickled him with hard lips and munched on the tassel on his cap with pleasure. The leeches crawled into the pocket of the jacket. One water beetle several times climbed onto his nose, sticking high out of the water, and from there threw himself into the water - like a swallow.

Small ciliates, wriggling and hastily trembling with the hairs that replaced their arms and legs, tried to pick up something edible, but they themselves fell into the mouth of the larvae of the water beetle.

Pinocchio was finally tired of this, he slapped his heels on the water:

Let's go away! I'm not your dead cat.

The inhabitants shied away in all directions. He rolled over onto his stomach and swam.

Large-mouthed frogs sat on the round leaves of water lilies under the moonlight, staring at Pinocchio with bulging eyes.

Some kind of cuttlefish is swimming, - one croaked.

Nose like a stork, - croaked another.

It's a sea frog, - croaked the third.

Pinocchio, in order to rest, climbed onto a large leaf of a water lily. He sat down on it, tightly clasped his knees and said, chattering his teeth:

All the boys and girls drank milk, sleep in warm beds, I'm sitting alone on a wet leaf ... Give me something to eat, frogs.

Frogs are known to be very cold-blooded. But it is vain to think that they have no heart. When Pinocchio, chattering his teeth, began to talk about his unfortunate adventures, the frogs jumped up one after another, flashed their hind legs and dived to the bottom of the pond.

They brought back a dead beetle, a dragonfly wing, a piece of mud, a grain of crustacean caviar, and a few rotten roots.

Putting all these edible things in front of Pinocchio, the frogs again jumped onto the leaves of water lilies and sat like stone, raising their large-mouthed heads with bulging eyes.

Pinocchio sniffed, tried the frog treat.

I was sick, - he said, - what a disgusting thing! ..

Then the frogs again all at once - flopped into the water ...

The green duckweed on the surface of the pond hesitated, and a large, terrible snake head appeared. She swam to the leaf where Pinocchio was sitting.

The tassel on his cap stood on end. He almost fell into the water from fear.

But it wasn't a snake. It was not afraid of anyone, an elderly turtle Tortila with blind eyes.

Oh, you brainless, gullible boy with short thoughts! said Tortila. - You should sit at home and study diligently! Has brought you to the Land of Fools!

So I wanted to get more gold coins for Papa Carlo ... I'm a very good and prudent boy ...

The cat and the fox stole your money,” said the turtle. - They ran past the pond, stopped to drink, and I heard how they boasted that they dug up your money, and how they fought because of it ... Oh, you brainless, gullible fool with short thoughts! ..

You don’t have to swear,” Pinocchio grumbled, “here you need to help a person ... What am I going to do now? Oh-oh-oh!.. How can I get back to Papa Carlo? Ah ah ah!..

He rubbed his eyes with his fists and whimpered so plaintively that the frogs suddenly sighed all at once:

Uh-uh... Tortila, help the man.

The turtle gazed at the moon for a long time, remembering something...

Once I helped one person in the same way, and then he made tortoise combs out of my grandmother and my grandfather, ”she said. And again she gazed at the moon for a long time. - Well, sit here, little man, and I'll crawl along the bottom - maybe I'll find one useful little thing.

She sucked in the snake's head and slowly sank under the water.

The frogs whispered:

Turtle Tortila knows a great secret.

It's been a long, long time.

The moon was already leaning behind the hills...

The green duckweed hesitated again, the tortoise appeared, holding a small golden key in its mouth.

She put it on a leaf at Pinocchio's feet.

Brainless, gullible fool with short thoughts, - said Tortila, - do not grieve that the fox and the cat stole gold coins from you. I give you this key. It was dropped to the bottom of the pond by a man with a beard so long that he put it in his pocket so that it would not interfere with his walking. Oh, how he asked me to find this key at the bottom! ..

Tortila sighed, was silent, and sighed again so that bubbles came out of the water ...

But I did not help him, I was then very angry with people for my grandmother and my grandfather, who were made into tortoiseshell combs. The bearded man talked a lot about this key, but I forgot everything. I only remember that I need to open some kind of door for them and this will bring happiness ...

Pinocchio's heart began to beat, his eyes lit up. He immediately forgot all his misfortunes. He pulled leeches out of his jacket pocket, put the key there, politely thanked the turtle Tortila and the frogs, rushed into the water and swam to the shore.

When he appeared like a black shadow on the edge of the shore, the frogs hooted after him:

Pinocchio, don't lose the key!

BURATINO RUNS FROM THE COUNTRY OF FOOLS AND MEETS A FRIEND IN UNFORTUNATE

Turtle Tortila did not show the way from the Land of Fools.

Pinocchio ran wherever his eyes looked. Stars glittered behind the black trees. Rocks hung over the road. A cloud of fog lay in the gorge.

Suddenly, a gray lump jumped ahead of Pinocchio. Now I heard the barking of dogs.

Pinocchio clung to the rock. Two police bulldogs from the City of Fools rushed past him, snuffling furiously.

A gray lump darted sideways from the road - onto a slope. Bulldogs are behind him.

When the stomping and barking had gone far, Pinocchio began to run so fast that the stars quickly swam behind the black branches.

Suddenly a gray lump again jumped the road. Pinocchio managed to see that it was a hare, and on top of it, holding him by the ears, a pale little man was sitting.

Pebbles fell from the slope - the bulldogs after the hare jumped the road, and again everything was quiet.

Pinocchio ran so fast that the stars were now rushing like crazy behind the black branches.

For the third time, the gray hare jumped over the road. The little man, hitting his head on a branch, fell off his back and plopped right under Pinocchio's feet.

Rrr-gaff! Hold it! - the police bulldogs galloped after the hare: their eyes were so filled with anger that they did not notice either Pinocchio or the pale little man.

Farewell, Malvina, farewell forever! - the little man squeaked in a whining voice.

Pinocchio leaned over him and was surprised to see that it was Pierrot in a white shirt with long sleeves.

He was lying head down in the wheel furrow and, obviously, considered himself already dead and squeaked out a mysterious phrase: "Farewell, Malvina, farewell forever!", parting with his life.

Pinocchio began to shake him, pulled his leg, - Pierrot did not move. Then Pinocchio found a leech that had fallen into his pocket and put it to the nose of a lifeless little man.

The leech without thinking twice bit him by the nose. Pierrot quickly sat up, shook his head, tore off the leech and groaned:

Oh, I'm still alive, it turns out!

Pinocchio grabbed his cheeks, white as tooth powder, kissed him, asked:

How did you get here? Why did you ride the gray hare?

Pinocchio, Pinocchio, - answered Pierrot, looking around fearfully, - hide me as soon as possible ... After all, the dogs were not chasing a gray hare, they were chasing me ... Signor Karabas Barabas pursues me day and night. He hired police dogs in the City of Fools and vowed to take me dead or alive.

In the distance, the dogs barked again. Pinocchio grabbed Piero by the sleeve and dragged him into a thicket of mimosa, covered with flowers in the form of round yellow fragrant pimples.

There, lying on the rotting leaves. Pierrot began to tell him in a whisper:

You see, Pinocchio, one night the wind roared, it rained like a bucket ...

PIERO TELLS HOW HE, RIDING ON A HARE, WAS INTO THE LAND OF FOOLS

You see, Pinocchio, one night the wind roared, it rained like a bucket. Signor Karabas Barabas sat near the hearth and smoked a pipe. All the dolls are already asleep. I didn't sleep alone. I was thinking about a girl with blue hair...

Found someone to think about, what a fool! interrupted Pinocchio. - I ran away from this girl last night - from a closet with spiders ...

How? Have you seen the girl with blue hair? Have you seen my Malvina?

Think - unseen! Crybaby and pestered ...

Pierrot jumped up, waving his arms.

Lead me to her... If you help me find Malvina, I will reveal to you the secret of the golden key...

How! - Pinocchio shouted joyfully. - Do you know the secret of the golden key?

I know where the key is, how to get it, I know that they need to open one door ... I overheard the secret, and therefore Signor Karabas Barabas is looking for me with police dogs.

Pinocchio was terribly tempted to boast right away that the mysterious key was in his pocket. In order not to let it slip, he pulled off the cap from his head and stuffed it into his mouth.

Piero begged to be taken to Malvina. Pinocchio, using his fingers, explained to this fool that it was dark and dangerous now, but when it dawned they would run to the girl.

Having forced Pierrot to hide again under the mimosa bushes, Pinocchio spoke in a woolly voice, as his mouth was covered with a cap:

Checker...

So, one night the wind roared...

You've already been talking about this...

So, - continued Piero, - I, you understand, am not sleeping and suddenly I hear: someone knocked loudly on the window.

Signor Karabas Barabas grumbled:

Whom did it bring in such doggy weather?

It's me - Duremar, - they answered outside the window, - a seller of medicinal leeches. Let me dry myself by the fire.

You know, I really wanted to see what kind of sellers of medicinal leeches are. I slowly pushed back the corner of the curtain and poked my head into the room. And I see:

Signor Karabas Barabas got up from his chair, stepped on his beard as usual, cursed and opened the door.

A long, wet, wet man entered with a small, small face, as wrinkled as a morel mushroom. He was wearing an old green overcoat, with tongs, hooks, and hairpins dangling from his belt. In his hands he held a tin can and a net.

If your stomach hurts,” he said, bowing as if his back was broken in the middle, “if you have a severe headache or a pounding in your ears, I can put half a dozen excellent leeches behind your ears.

Signor Karabas Barabas grumbled:

To hell with the devil, no leeches! You can dry by the fire as much as you like.

Duremar stood with his back to the hearth.

Immediately, steam began to rise from his green coat and smell of mud.

The leech trade is going badly,” he said again. - For a piece of cold pork and a glass of wine, I am ready to put a dozen of the most beautiful leeches to your thigh, if you have chunks in your bones ...

To hell with the devil, no leeches! shouted Karabas Barabas. Eat pork and drink wine.

Duremar began to eat pork, his face contracted and stretched like rubber. After eating and drinking, he asked for a pinch of tobacco.

Signor, I am full and warm,” he said. - To repay your hospitality, I will tell you a secret.

Signor Karabas Barabas snorted on his pipe and answered:

There is only one secret in the world that I want to know. Everything else I spit and sneezed.

Signor, - said Duremar again, - I know a great secret, it was told to me by the tortoise Tortila.

At these words Karabas Barabas bulged his eyes, jumped up, got tangled in his beard, flew straight at the frightened Duremar, pressed him to his stomach and roared like a bull:

Dearest Duremar, most precious Duremar, speak, speak quickly, what the turtle Tortila has told you!

Then Duremar told him the following story:

"I caught leeches in a dirty pond near the City of Fools. For four soldi a day I hired one poor man - he undressed, entered the pond up to his neck and stood there until the leeches were sucked on his naked body.

Then he went ashore, I collected leeches from him and again sent him into the pond.

When we had fished out a sufficient amount in this way, a snake's head suddenly appeared from the water.

Listen, Duremar, - said the head, - you frightened the entire population of our beautiful pond, you muddy the water, you don’t let me rest in peace after breakfast ... When will this disgrace end? ..

I saw that it was an ordinary tortoise, and, not at all afraid, answered:

Until I catch all the leeches in your dirty puddle...

I am ready to pay you off, Duremar, so that you leave our pond alone and never come again.

"Then I began to mock the turtle:

Oh, you old floating suitcase, stupid aunt Tortila, how can you buy me off? Is it with your bone lid where you hide your paws and head ... I would sell your lid for scallops ...

The turtle turned green with anger and said to me:

There is a magic key at the bottom of the pond... I know one person - he is ready to do everything in the world to get this key... "

Before Duremar had time to utter these words, Karabas Barabas yelled at the top of his lungs:

This person is me! I! I! Dear Duremar, why didn't you take the key from the Turtle?

Here's another! - answered Duremar and collected wrinkles all over his face, so that it looked like a boiled morel. - Here's another! - to exchange the most excellent leeches for some kind of key ... In short, we quarreled with the turtle, and she, raising her paw from the water, said:

I swear - neither you nor anyone else will receive a magic key. I swear - only the person who will make the entire population of the pond ask me for it will receive it ...

With its paw raised, the turtle plunged into the water.

Without wasting a second, run to the Land of Fools! shouted Karabas Barabas, hurriedly stuffing the end of his beard into his pocket, snatching up his hat and lantern. - I'll sit on the bank of the pond. I will smile sweetly. I will beg frogs, tadpoles, water bugs to ask for a turtle... I promise them one and a half million of the fattest flies... I will weep like a lonely cow, moan like a sick chicken, cry like a crocodile. I will kneel before the smallest frog... I must have the key! I will go into the city, I will enter a certain house, I will penetrate into a room under the stairs ... I will find a small door - everyone walks past it, and no one notices it. I put the key in the keyhole...

At this time, you understand, Pinocchio, - said Piero, sitting under a mimosa on rotten leaves, - I became so interested that I leaned all out from behind the curtain.

Signor Karabas Barabas saw me.

You're eavesdropping, you rascal! - And he rushed to grab me and throw me into the fire, but again he got tangled in his beard and with a terrible roar, overturning chairs, stretched out on the floor.

I do not remember how I found myself outside the window, how I climbed over the fence. In the darkness the wind roared and the rain whipped.

Above my head, a black cloud lit up with lightning, and ten paces behind me I saw Karabas Barabas and a leech seller running... I thought: "I'm dead", I stumbled, fell on something soft and warm, grabbed someone's ears .. .

It was a gray hare. He squealed with fear, jumped high, but I held him tightly by the ears, and we galloped in the dark through fields, vineyards, orchards.

When the hare got tired and sat down, resentfully chewing his split lip, I kissed him on the forehead.

Well, please, well, let's jump a little more, gray ...

The hare sighed, and again we raced unknown somewhere to the right, then to the left ...

When the clouds were blown away and the moon rose, I saw a town under the mountain with bell towers leaning in different directions.

On the way to the city, Karabas Barabas and a seller of leeches ran.

Hare said:

Ehehe, here it is, hare happiness! They go to the City of Fools to hire police dogs. Done, we're gone!

The hare lost heart. He buried his nose in his paws and hung his ears.

I begged, I cried, I even bowed at his feet. The hare did not move.

But when two snub-nosed bulldogs with black bandages on their right paws jumped out of the city at a gallop, the hare trembled finely with all his skin - I barely had time to jump on him, and he gave a desperate rattle through the forest ...

You yourself saw the rest, Pinocchio.

Pierrot finished the story, and Pinocchio asked him carefully:

And in what house, in what room under the stairs is there a door that opens with a key?

Karabas Barabas did not have time to tell about it... Ah, do we care, - the key is at the bottom of the lake... We will never see happiness...

Did you see this? - Buratino shouted into his ear. And, pulling a key out of his pocket, he turned it over in front of Pierrot's nose. - Here he is!

We bring to your attention a lesson on drawing a seated Pinocchio. As the main material, simple colored pencils are used. This illustration is perfect for the front of a greeting card for kids. But it is best if the child learns to draw a sitting wooden boy himself with colored pencils and transfers this finished picture to a blank postcard for his friend.

Necessary materials:

Drawing steps:

1. We draw the face of a wooden boy with a simple pencil. On the left side, draw an ear in the form of a circle.
   
   
2. We will schematically add hair and a silhouette of a cap on the upper part of Pinocchio's face. Do not forget about the bubo, which is placed on the tip of the fairy tale character's hat.
   
   
3. Now you need to draw the body of the boy. We draw a shirt with a short sleeve and a collar. Draw wooden arms to the sleeves. Let's depict the brushes with simple schematic lines. Next, add shorts and legs, consisting of two parts. We will also add shoes, but we will work out the details a little later.
   
   
4. Let's move on to the details. We draw the contour of Pinocchio's face, a cap with stripes, hair. We outline beautiful and expressive features on the face: a long nose, mouth, large eyes and thin eyebrows.
   
   
5. We will also work on the contour of the entire torso, where there are wooden legs and arms. We dress our hands in gloves, and our feet in comfortable shoes.
   
   
6. We detail the gloves where the fingers should be drawn.
   
   
7. Pinocchio's drawing in black and white is ready. So you should immediately paint it beautifully. Let's start with a red pencil. We apply it to the strips of the cap, alternating color. They should also give color to the shirt and shoes. We are working on these areas of the picture with a darker shade of red.
   
   
8. With a beige pencil, we work on the white areas of the stripes of the cap, collar with a tie, gloves, shorts and shoes. Next, color these areas with a dark brown pencil to give a more in-depth color.
   
   
9. With a yellow pencil we create the desired tone for the face, neck, arms and legs. Then with a brown pencil we create volume in these areas. We will also completely color the hair. With a dark brown pencil, create folds and corners on the wooden sections.
   
   
10. With a light blue pencil, color the iris of each eye, as well as the shorts.
    
    
11. We work out the outline of the entire step-by-step drawing of Pinocchio with a black pencil. But the pupils and small details can be completely painted with them.
    
    

Ready for your location is a bright and colorful drawing of Pinocchio, who sits and dreams of something.

Late in the evening Pinocchio, tired but satisfied, was returning from Malvina, when he suddenly noticed an ominous silhouette of a woodpecker on a roadside tree. "Pierrot hired a hitman..."

Pinocchio sits in the closet of Pope Carlo and thinks: “My conception is, in general, immaculate ... Yes, and my father is a carpenter ...”

School in the country of fools. Teacher: - Today we will be vaccinated. Malvina, Pierrot and the rest - to the doctor's office.
Pinocchio: - And me?
- And Michurin himself has been waiting for you since morning!

Pinocchio loved to make fun of poor Gerasim. It used to be that he would put on a dog's skin, sneak into the boat, fall apart in the stern and yell: - Come on, come on - drown me, you deaf nonentity!

The court is hearing the case of Karabas Barabas.
Malvina: - Karabas Barabas is a pervert. He made me some indecent proposals!
Pierrot: - Karabas Barabas is gay!! He also made indecent proposals to me!
Artemon: - Karabas Barabas is a zoophile! Well, do you understand what I'm talking about?!
Lawyer: - Gentlemen, think again .. What are you talking about?!! Karabas Barabas is a good person.. He loves nature!
Pinocchio: - Only this was not enough for me !!!

Where are you going to these charred firebrands?
- We'll grill the barbecue.
- Stupid, this is a hospital!?
- We're kidding. We carry Pinocchio to the burn room.

And at night, Malvina loved to look at the starry sky with one eye and remember that unforgettable kiss that Pinocchio gave her ...

And if Papa Carlo turned the log upside down - and everything could be completely different, - Malvina was sad, looking at Pinocchio's long nose ...

He continues to give us warmth even now, - Malvina sighed and threw the remains of Pinocchio into the hearth.

The grown-up Pinocchio asks Papa Carlo:
- Dad, why do I like Pierrot and not Malvina?
- Because you're made of blue spruce!

Pinocchio asks Papa Carlo:
- Papa Carlo, how old am I?
- Now we will cut and count!

First, Papa Carlo carved a girl out of a log. When the neighbors found out about this, they began to call him the old goat and other offensive words. Papa Carlo could not stand the gossip, bought two bottles of wine, and, drunk, performed a sex change operation on the child ... Still, the second bottle was clearly superfluous.

For Easter Pinocchio gave Malvina wooden eggs. "And why did Papa Carlo and not Faberge make you," Malvina sighed.

House. Pinocchio is burning down in the hearth, Tortilla soup is being cooked on the stove, Artemon is lying like a rag on the floor, Pierrot is nailed to the wall, the raped Malvina is lying on the bed. Karabas Barabas sits in the middle of the room: - Well, it's just some kind of holiday!

The Georgian theater staged the production of Pinocchio. Pinocchio, 50 years old, is lying on the stage, scratching his hairy belly. Knock on the door.
- Malvyn, you?
Silence.
- Artemon, you?
Silence.
- Who?
From behind the door:
- Karabas Barabas, katso!
Pinocchio: - Wah, boyus!

Pinocchio sat in an empty jug and howled in a bad voice: "Give-a-a-a-ay ta-a-ain!"
"No more pouring for that big-nosed bastard!" - ordered Karabas Barabas.

Chin up! - said Malvina, kissing Pinocchio.

Anthropomorphic dendromutant - that's what Pinocchio is called in the scientific language.

For the second week Pinocchio sat facing south. He grew a beard...

The conclusion of the medical expert on the causes of Pinocchio's death: "I drank, lit a cigarette."

Pinocchio was hit by a tram. Papa Carlo comes running to the intensive care unit:
- Doctor, how is he?
- He will live, but the cerebral cortex is seriously damaged.

Pinocchio: "Papa Carlo! Where did I come from?" Papa Carlo: "The woodpecker brought you!"