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Scenario of the line dedicated to the opening of the week primary school

Performance of the song "Teach at school"

The school planet is spinning like the Earth,

Lessons go one after another hastily.

IN primary school we all learn, friends,

We are all looking forward to our week.

Elementary school week

We are happy every year.

We are preparing for it in advance,

We've got a lot of work to do.

The teacher leads us by the hand

By the wisdom of science.

All the good that we have

We take from his hands.

big program we have to

And it really will happen to us.

I'm glad to see you

And today at this hour

I will take you with me.

Over the seas, over the mountains

There is a magical land.

It has many different tests.

And it is full of miracles.

We will travel through it

A lot of days.

What is this country?

We have to find out.

I will now ask you questions, and you will answer: "for me."

Someone somewhere made a desk. For whom?

This steam locomotive is here. For whom?

Pencil in a pencil case. For whom?

Called for change. For whom?

Here comes the letter in the mail. For whom? (the presenter takes out an envelope with a letter)

Let's open the envelope and read the letter.

"Dear Guys!

We know that you know a lot and love to learn. And we were also told that you have smart heads, kind and fair hearts, keen eyes, skillful hands, quick feet. We would like to invite you to visit us. So that you do not get lost along the way, we send a map of our state.

Inhabitants of the country of Knowledge.

Guys, I think you don't mind going to the land of Knowledge. But let's take a good look at the map. Look how big she is. What mountains, forests, rivers and meadows.

All week we will travel through this land of Knowledge.

We will cross the Pisma River and climb to the top of the Russian language. The Russian language is called grammar. Do you love magic and transformations? We invite Queen Grammar to visit us.

Grammar, grammar -

Science is very strict!

Grammar textbook

I always take it with concern.

Let it be difficult, but without it

Life would be bad.

I love you grammar

You are smart and strict.

You my grammar

I'll get by a little.

We must be friends with grammar,

Learn the rules, and if you're not lazy,

You can learn anything and everything.

Grammar Queen. Guys, mastering your native language is a difficult task. I hope that you are not afraid of difficulties on the way to knowledge.

I have the key to all sciences,

I am familiar with the entire universe.

It's because I own

Russian inclusive language.

We invite you to …………………………………………………………………….

And now the floor is given to Mr. Storyteller from Reading Island.

Storyteller:

I came to you from fairy tales

I found my own way!

I'll say a little later.

I only know every hour

Full fabulous wonders.

In classrooms, at your school

There will be more miracles!

We need to go through the fairy forest.

It is full of secrets and wonders.

And the book will help us in this.

1 student (with a book in hand)

In every house, in every hut -

In cities and in the countryside -

Novice Reader

Keeps a book on the table.

We are friendly with the printed word:

If it weren't for him,

Neither old nor new

We didn't know anything!

You read books about the seas,

About the snowy peaks

About stars, birds and beasts,

Plants and cars.

We invite you to …………………………………………………………………………..

The word is given to Queen Mathematics - the mistress of the castle.

Math, friends

It is impossible not to love.

Very rigorous science

Very exact science

This is mathematics.

And I'm proud of it!

I'm good for addition!

I am a good sign of connection, And that is my purpose.

Also a good sign!

After all, it’s not from evil that I take away,

And I'm just playing my part.

We wish you success.

Think, think, don't yawn,

We invite you to …………………………………………………………………………

At the edge of the forest, the Old Man-forester settled. He is the guardian of the forest and the animals living in it.

Student:

Good in the green forest!

Grasses carpet,

And carved maple leaves

Cover us with a tent.

We walk along the forest path

We look around -

Smells like herbs and pine

Glare roams the trunks.

Old Man-Lesovichok:

Apchi! Finally, I got to you for the holiday, kids, whole year I haven't seen you But it seems like yesterday.

Hello! I am the Old Man-Forest Man There is a patch of grass in his beard, I walk around with a stick, I guard both the forest and the meadow, And the trees and flowers, As well as berries, mushrooms.

I didn't take long. Games, jokes - everything added up! And put them in a cherished knapsack for gifts.

We invite you to ……………………………………………………………………….

You can find out the plan for holding events for the week of primary school from the train that will take us to fairyland Knowledge.

You will find assignments for each class there.

Well, well, my friends,

It's time to finish our line. Thank you for your attention.

Let's start the week

Scenario

Holiday

"Opening Week of Primary School"

Prepared by:Khlebnikova V.D.

Head of the Ministry of Defense of Primary School Teachers

Target : activation cognitive interest to the subjects studied inschool.

Tasks : repetition of acquired knowledge, their application;creation of creative

initiatives, erudition;fostering a culture of communication;

MO primary school teachers -2017 (March 13-17)

Hello kids,

Girls and boys!

If everything is fine with you:

School desks, books and notebooks,

Friendship with a book forever, -

We invite you here.

For a long time there is a rumor going around,

What a wonderful country.

At least bypass the whole White light,

But better school ours is not!

We love to write well

Examples are difficult to solve

Learn beautiful poems

And different at the board.

Reading poems (Grade 2)

Ulyana: The school planet is spinning like the Earth,

Lessons go one after another hastily.

In elementary school, we all learn, friends,

We are all looking forward to our week.

Nikita: Elementary school week

We are happy every year.

We are preparing for it in advance,

We've got a lot of work to do.

Lera U.: We have a big program

We will sing, dance, have fun,

Write, draw, develop, work,

And it really will happen to us.

4. Masha:

The floor is given to the head of the methodological association of primary school teachers

· Getting to know the plan of activities for the week.

Presentation of the task plan to each class.

Today we open the week of primary classes. All week we will travel around the country of Knowledge. It will proceed according to the following plan.

On Monday, "Day of the Arts" will be held under the motto: "Draw, dance,

create". Exhibition of drawings and photos "My favorite village". Exhibition "My hobbies and family hobbies". During the breaks, a creative mother's room will work.

Tuesday is Math Day. The motto of the day is "Count, dare, guess!" The guys are waiting for fun mathematical problems and examples, mathematical relay races.

Defense of the projects "Class life in numbers", "Mathematics around us"; and competition

"Best math book"

On Wednesday Day literary reading. Motto of the day: "Read, think, tell!" Defense of the presentations “And the book has an anniversary!” ; Competition of fairy tales and poems of one's own composition; and literary quizzes.

Thursday "Russian Language Day" will be held under the motto "Think, check, write." We will visit the tournament of experts in the Russian language. Let's take part in calligraphy course "Kings of Letters" and choose the best literate in the class.

Let's watch the cartoon "Vovka in the country of unlearned lessons." Let's choose

The best notebook on the Russian language.

Friday - the final day - World Environment Day, will be held under the motto "Take care of nature!" Eco-tales (theatrical performances). Ecological games and relay races.

Elementary School Week Closing Line. Summarizing. Awarding the most active, friendly and skillful.

V.D . Tasks you will know

Your teachers.

And everyone be careful

We will judge strictly.

The holiday begins, the guests smile,

Children will try to show in a week

Everything we learned, everything we aspired to

Because there is a lot to know in the world.

- Can you guess the school riddles? Now let's check!

Riddles on school theme

The cost of the house:
Who will enter it
He will acquire the mind. (School)

If you sharpen it
Draw whatever you want!
Sun, sea, mountains, beach...
What is it? .. (Pencil)

If you give her a job
The pencil worked in vain. (Rubber)

White hare in the black sky
Jumped, ran, made loops.
The trail behind him was also white.
Who is this hare? (Chalk)

Now I'm in a cage, then in a line.
Feel free to write on them!
You can also draw...
What am I?.. (Notebook)

Not a bush, but with leaves,
Not a shirt, but sewn
Not a person, but tells. (Book)

Black, crooked, all mute from birth.
They will stand in a row - now they will speak. (Letters)

There is, friends, such a bird:
If it sits on the page
I am very glad
And my whole family is with me. (Five)

There is a completely different bird.
If it sits on the page
That with a bowed head
I return home. (Deuce)

The new house is carried in hand,
The doors of the house are locked.
Here the tenants are paper,
All are terribly important. (Briefcase and textbooks)

Well done! Today is the first day of our week. It is dedicated to art. This is the technology art, music, etc. We are waiting for your manifestations creative talents. And we open this day with a poem (The poem is read by Protasov Nikita)

Skillful to be any of you

After all, he can learn

And this is many times in life

Guys will come in handy!

Get down to business together!

I wish from the bottom of my heart

So that the work of skillful hands

Were very good.

(dance "Kapitoshka" 2nd class)

Happy week of our school
We congratulate you all!

May you be happy today
Everyone in the room is a person.

Student or teacher
Are you excellent or not?

Congratulations to everyone,
There are none we don't need here.

And no matter what you're doing
Prodigy or athlete

Get involved in the business
And you will be successful here.

V.D . So, friends, it's time for you to go!

Try not to turn off the difficult road!

Achieve victories, but such weighty ones,

So that the school can be proud of you!

We wish everyone: no fluff, no feather!

Shout all: "Hurrah"

Karaoke song "This is my family"

V.D.

That's all,
What have we done
Show you today.
But we have a week ahead of us.
And we want to wish you:
Health, success and mood,
good grades
And more luck!
Always smile,
Do good -
To become famous

You are destined!

We wish you success!

Happy week of our school
We congratulate you all!

May you be happy today
Everyone in the room is a person.

Student or teacher
Are you excellent or not?

Congratulations to everyone,
There are none we don't need here.

And no matter what you're doing
Prodigy or athlete

Get involved in the business
And you will be successful here.

Scenario

holiday line

opening week of the elementary school "Conquerors of the Peaks"

Goals: creating a holiday atmosphere; increase interest in studying primary school subjects; encourage the development of curiosity in children.

Leading: Little by little snow fell from the sky. The watchman cleared the path to the school. November morning, Monday, dawn...

Children tourists come out to the song "We are going, we are going ..."

1- We have overcome already big way, ahead of the archipelago "Primary School" with mountains and impregnable peaks.

2- Nothing, we have good luggage behind us! With him, all the peaks will submit to us.

Leading Guys, who are you, tourists?

3. We are not just tourists, we are conquerors of peaks.

Nimble, athletic. Bold, active...

Smart, inquisitive…

4.In general, attractive.

Everyone is smart, beautiful,

Kind, active.

As they say, obedient.

Together:

ELITE! IN GENERAL - THE BEST!

Leading: How interesting? What do you have in your luggage?

1. We have a lot of things there. (pull out toys, textbooks)

Leading: Each of our students has these items!

2. So we are from the same team - the “Elementary School” team. Really guys? And together it will be more interesting for us to overcome the heights of our school science.

3. Guys, look! The school is gone!

4. Instead of a huge school building - a dilapidated house in poor condition.

5 Instead of a school, the house is strange ... Two legs, wooden itself.

1. Let's knock on the window - knock-knock. Come out, since you are our friend!

2 Together we will decide how to return the school to us!

Baba Yaga. I can't hear the knock on the window! I am deaf and...

You knock harder, don't knock on the window, knock on the door.

WITH Good morning, Guys!

3. Well, this is Grandma Yaga ...

Baba Yaga. Yes Yaga! So what?

4. Answer, Yaga, where is the school?!

Baba Yaga(sarcastically). The school is here, not far, Seven kilometers in total.

Behind the river stands in the forest. Resting... on vacation!

5. (decisively). Schools don't go on vacation! Teachers go on vacation

In the summer they go, not in a snowstorm. Give us back school!

(The girls start crying.)

Baba Yaga. Don't cry, kids! I'm bored in the wilderness

And from this terrible boredom I hid the temple of science. I don't go to theaters, I don't watch TV

You cheer me up, lift my spirits. Here is my task for you Fairy tale - for me.

You - the school building. Do you agree?

All: Unanimously!

Fairy tale

1 .It stands in the village of Teremok. He is bright and tall.

It is neither narrow nor wide. He is not close, not far.

It is not visible from the road. And the facade is not noticeable.

But as soon as at dawn a call is heard in it,

Children add speed and rush at full speed.

B.Ya. Who lives in a teremochka? Who lives in such a bright place?

2. Many different kids: Both girls and boys,

We are not too lazy to work, we can study all day

There are only fives in the diaries, fours rarely visit them.

3 .The tower is full of talents: needlewomen and athletes,

The children at the school are very friendly.

We are different,

Everyone in the school is very important. We need everyone.

B.I.. Who is in charge here? Answer without embellishment!

4 .And my word is: Look for the main thing in the dining room.

All who live in the tower, Lead only with their nose,

How to smell the smell of buns. Everyone runs to the dining room.

5 .And with technical beauty: Light, warmth and purity,

And, fluttering like a bird, the technician creates comfort.

B.Ya. . Who is responsible for all of you. And makes decisions?

1. Yes, this is our school principal.

She has a hundred thousand worries, but she knows everyone by sight.

Everyone needs references and reports, they don’t know when to work!

2. In our school, teachers are: Good, smart and strict

Knowledge is given to children, frames are forged for the Motherland.

Our school is the best in the world

That the teacher is a star.

And in all of Russia you will never find better.

Baba Yaga. You told everything now, About yourself, about you.

Now it is known without embellishment that your school is top class!

Do you know poems about school, and can you tell?

Children: Yes

B.Ya.: Well then, let's have a reading contest! Come out bold!

Reader Competition.

I'm already big
I know all the numbers and letters.
I can count for you
Read the book aloud to you.

For a long time there is a rumor going around,

What a wonderful country.

At least go around the whole wide world,

But there is no better school than ours!

3 .We love to write correctly,

Examples are difficult to solve

Learn beautiful poems

And different at the board.

4. Learning lessons is hard work.
The students will understand me.
All read and write
Remember, do something.

Retell and explain.
Everything needs to be successful. How to be?
Still gotta take a walk
You need to shoot at the "shooter".

And watch TV.
So how do you get it all done in one evening?
Education is the most important thing of all.
And all you need to think about is her.

5. And although it seems difficult for us sometimes
Learn and do something.
And for each other to be always a mountain.
Go forward and do not stray from the goal.

But still the school teaches us everything,
What can be useful in the life of an adult.
And it should probably because
Without laziness and despondency to study.

B.Ya.: We coped with my task, I return the school building.

Children

All: It's good with us, it's gratifying!

Baba Yaga(in desperation).

I won't go anywhere!

I'll be at school for free

Clean floors with a mop.

All agree?

Children

Unanimously!

Leading: We have a big program

We will sing, dance, have fun,

Write, draw, develop, work,

And it really will happen to us.

Song "If there were no schools"

Leading: Children will try to show in a week

Everything we learned, everything we aspired to

Because there is a lot to know in the world.

You try to comprehend everything in the world,

Study turning into an adventure.

With knowledge comes skill

To reach the heights of knowledge.

Learning should always be interesting. Only then can teaching be successful. Primary school teachers are firmly convinced of this.

The increase in the subject load in the classroom makes us think about how to maintain the interest of younger students in learning. One of the most effective ways to form a new attitude to cognition is to hold subject weeks.

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C scenario line dedicated to the opening of the week of primary school

I. Construction. roll call

II. Main part.

1. Performance of the song "Teach at school"

2. Reading poems.

1 . The school planet is spinning like the Earth,

Lessons go one after another hastily.

In elementary school, we all learn, friends,

We are all looking forward to our week.

2. Elementary school week

We are happy every year.

We are preparing for it in advance,

We've got a lot of work to do.

3. The teacher leads us by the hand

By the wisdom of science.

All the good that we have

We take from his hands.

4. We have a big program

And it really will happen to us.

Opening of the week. Introduction to the weekly calendar

Leading:

I open the meeting

And I have to tell you all

What is very happy

Greet the honorary assembly.

Let's ask the guests in a row

And find out their names

Let me introduce all the guests:

1) Here is mathematics, the queen of all sciences.

2) And this is a cheerful Storyteller

3) We welcome natural science - the ruler (ruler) of the seas and land and the lady of the Red Book

4) And this lady came to us from the great and mighty state of the Russian language.

And her name is Queen Grammar.

5) And this guest came from the Country of Masters - Craftsman-Needlewoman

Leading. Do you love magic and transformations? If you love, then we invite you to an extraordinary day of the Russian language.
We invite Queen Grammar to visit us.

I student.

Grammar, grammar -
Science is very strict!
Grammar textbook
I always take it with concern.
Let it be difficult, but without it
Life would be bad.

II student.

I love you grammar
You are smart and strict.
You my grammar
I'll get by a little.

III student.

We must be friends with grammar,
Learn the rules, and if you're not lazy,
You can learn anything and everything.

Grammar Queen.Guys, mastering your native language is a difficult task. I hope that you are not afraid of difficulties on the way to knowledge. Our day will help you achieve that wonderful and mysterious that is hidden behind the words "Russian language". The Russian language is an extraordinary language, and we will be convinced of this.

Leading:

And now the word is given to Mr. Storyteller.

Storyteller:

- Good afternoon and good hour!
I am a funny storyteller.
I came to you from fairy tales
I found my own way!
And about what will happen next
I'll say a little later.
I only know every hour
Full of fabulous wonders.
In classrooms, at your school
There will be more miracles!

Leading: The word is given to Queen Mathematics and her retinue

Math, friends
It is impossible not to love.
Very rigorous science
Very exact science
This is mathematics.

Why solemnly around?
Do you hear how quickly the speech fell silent?
It's about the queen of all sciences
Let's talk to you today.

It is no coincidence that she is so honored,
It is given to her to give advice,
How to make a good calculation
To build a building, a rocket.
There is a rumor about mathematics
That she puts her mind in order.

Because good words
People often talk about her.
You give us mathematics
To overcome hardship hardening.
Youth is learning with you
Develop both will and ingenuity.

So, the third day we open
And we wish you success.
Think, think, don't yawn,
Quickly count everything in your mind.

Leading: And this guest (guest) is in charge of all natural sciences. And the name of this (her) Mr. (Mrs.) Natural Science.

Natural Science:

There is a huge house on Earth

Blue roof.

Birds and flowers live in it,

Cheerful sound of the stream,

You live in that bright house

And all your friends.

Wherever the roads lead,

You will always be in it.

The nature of native land

This house is called.

This house is a garden planet

Only here the forests are noisy,

Birds calling migratory.

Only on her

Lily of the valley blooms in spring

And dragonflies are only here

They live above water and grass.

Take care of your planet

After all, there is no other in the world!

Leading: You know that not all is well on our planet. Therefore, another important person has come to visit you - Mrs. Red Book.

Red Book:

Protected by the Red Book

So many rare animals and birds

To survive the many-sided space

For the light of the coming lightning.

So that the deserts do not dare to descend,

So that the bushes do not become lower,

Beasts are guarded, snakes are guarded,

Even the flowers are protected.

And anxiety for life is relentless,

So as not to perish in the cosmic darkness,

We will exhaust all the oceans,

We exhaust everything on Earth.

We offend forests and fields,

Rivers groan from bitter insults,

And we forgive ourselves! Forgive!

But the future will not forgive us.

Red book, red.

Maybe she means

That nature will die?

Her goal is clear:

All living things are called to be preserved.

Red book, red.

Leading:

And now the floor is given to Mrs. Craftsman - Needlewoman from the Land of Masters.

Well done boys! I see that future masters have gathered here. But do not forget that you can not stop there. It is necessary to comprehend the wisdom of craftsmanship.

Skillful to be any of you

After all, he can learn

And this is many times in life

Guys will come in handy!

Get down to business together!

I wish from the bottom of my heart

So that the work of skillful hands

Were very good.

3. Appeal of the head of the Ministry of Education to the principal of the school with a request

4. Speech by the director of the school.

5. Speech by the head of mo.

· Getting to know the plan of activities for the week.

Presentation of the task plan to each class.

III. Conclusion.

Leading:

Well, well, my friends,

Time to end the meeting.

We are from the assembled guests

Enough news.

Thank you for your attention.

From Russian

Let's start the week

Our tests.

Tasks you will know

Your teachers.

And everyone be careful

We will judge strictly.

The holiday begins, the guests smile,

Children will try to show in a week

Everything we learned, everything we aspired to

Because there is a lot to know in the world.

Ministry of Education of the Republic of Mari El
MBOU "Average comprehensive school№24 Yoshkar-Ola»

OPENING WEEK OF PRIMARY SCHOOL

Conducted by: Tokareva Faina Petrovna
teacher of the highest qualification category
October 2012

Target:

prepare a full-fledged and thoughtful student, capable of not only understanding and analyzing what he read, but also emotionally correctly perceiving it, receiving joy from the knowledge gained;
during the holiday, to maintain the emotional interest of the children, switch students to different kinds activities;
educate on concrete examples children have a sense of kindness, friendliness, sensory perception of the world around them;

Equipment: posters, stage costumes, CDs, ICT.

I. Music is playing in the hall, all the children have gathered for the opening of the week of elementary school.

5 readers enter the hall. (Poems about Mari El dedicated to the day the birth of the Republic);
Song "My Motherland"

Leading:

We study and work
Must be successful in everything
And ready to receive guests
If the holiday enters the house.

Song "I am a star" (Ulyana Timofeeva)

II. The word is given to open the feast of the head. the educational part of Smirnova Valentina Vasilievna.

III. Opening plan of the week (Appendix 1)

Happy week of our school
We congratulate you all!
May you be happy today
Everyone in the room is a person.
Student or teacher
Are you excellent or not?
Congratulations to everyone,
There are none we don't need here.
And no matter what you're doing
Prodigy or athlete
Get involved in the business
And you will be successful here.

Song "Good Way"

Reader 1 (reads A. Yashin's poem "Russian language"):

I love my mother tongue!
It is clear to everyone
He is melodious
He, like the Russian people, is many-sided,
As our power, mighty.
He is the language of the moon and planets,
Our satellites and rockets.
At the round table
Speak it:
unambiguous and direct,
It is like the truth itself.

Reader 2 (reads a poem by G. Zumakulova, a Kabardino-Balkarian poetess):

Native language!
He has known me since childhood.
On it for the first time I said "mom",
On it I swore stubborn fidelity,
And every breath is clear to me on it.
Native language!
He is dear to me, he is mine,
On it the winds whistle in our foothills,
It was the first time I heard
Birds babble to me in green at times.
But like a native.
I love Russian language
I need him like heaven
Every moment.
On it live, quivering feelings
They opened up to me.
And the world opened up in them.
I understood the Russian word "happiness",
Great happiness to live in a big country,
With him I'm not afraid of grief and bad weather,
With him I will not burn in any fire.
Two rivers flow in the heart, without shallowing,
Become one river...
Forgetting my native language, I will become numb.
Having lost Russian, I will become deaf.

Leading

Famous masters of the Russian word M.V. Lomonosov, I.S. Turgenev, M. Gorky highly valued the Russian language as the language of a great, talented people.

In his beautiful poem in prose "Russian language" I.S. Turgenev calls our language "great, powerful, truthful and free."

In letters to young readers, he bequeaths to take care of mother tongue: “One last piece of advice to young writers and one last request. And my request is this, he said:

“Take care of our language, our beautiful Russian language, this treasure, this property, passed on to us by our predecessors.” Treat this mighty weapon with respect. In the hands of the skilful, it is able to perform miracles! ..».

Leading

Complicated titles. But these sections are even more difficult to learn. But we still have many years ahead of us! And do not be lazy to study them all. But there are times when children are too lazy to learn new knowledge. And here are the stories.
- Listen to what the boy thought from Graubin's poem, which was called "The Lazy Case."

1 account Lezhebokin was asked:

- Come on, tell me
Why do you hate so much
Don't like cases?
A long time ago, all schoolchildren
They are known by heart.
Due to two years to learn
Only you couldn't.
2 account He answered angrily:
- That's not my fault.
Let them, first, scientists
Names will change.
After all, I'm creative
I do not study on purpose:
Work,
And even more so
create
I don't want.
Such a case as Dative,
I have not been patient since childhood.
give, share something
I don't like with friends.
Prepositional I hate:
Not to learn a lesson
Have to invent
Any suggestion.
And in the accusative case
And I'm completely angry.
Father in every prank
Always blames me.
1 account - Yes, alteration, it seems,
Serious need.
And he could have something new
Come up with names?
2 account - I've been thinking about it for a long time.
taking,
dirty,
lying down,
Rude,
lazy
And finally, Forgivable!

Leading.

- That's how lazy Lezhebokin was.
- Guys, why is this boy nicknamed Lezhebokin.
- And yet, guys, I believe that there are few such Lezhebokins in our country.
- Back in the early thirties, a wonderful Soviet writer A.N. Tolstoy, admiring the richness of the Russian language, argued: “The Russian language should become a world language. The time will come (and it is not far off) - the Russian language will be studied along all the meridians of the globe.

Today, the writer's prediction has come true: the Russian language has become one of the widely known world languages.

East Dance.

If there were no physical
Daily at school
Were we cheerful?
Avoid sickness?
If there were no physical
Both winter and summer
We would get fat like that
That the diet would not save.

Physical education minute.

The whole hall is dancing the dance "Merry Frogs"

"Trip to magical land»

S: Once upon a time there was Kolka Berendey.
Usurper and villain
Life in an evon mortal body
Went on without a hitch
In the morning he ate manna porridge
I drank kvass and sour milk
At school he played bast shoes
Basically beat the bullshit
Fought with teachers
Set a bad example for everyone
little by little
Kolka became a loser

K: No, well, what’s the loser right away? There is an important reason here! In! Talk about her!
(magic music, narrator enters)

S: Stop tearing your throat
It's time to tell everyone
What an important reason
School So do not respect

S: (addressing the audience)
Vobchem Kolka entot here
real rambler
He didn't like lessons.
"They're boring!" said

K: No, so what? Isn't that right? It would not be boring at the lessons. You will go to Russian - rules, rules, exceptions, a thousand, millions of pieces, you will come to history with numbers, dates, kings are there, I don’t even know right now. And about foreign - I generally keep quiet ...

S: Yes, yes, a difficult case. It's boring, Kolenka, not because the subjects are like that, but because you don't show any interest in them yourself.

K: And what to show it? What is interesting about science?

S: It’s you, Kolechka, you’re talking like that in vain… do you know how many exciting things you can find in any subject?!

K: Direct absolutely in any???

S: Well, yes! However, it's too long to explain. Come on, I'll send you to the magical land of FIRLIA, where will you understand everything?!

S: Not where, but FIRLIA!

K: I'm not going anywhere, there's nothing for me to do there! I’ll better… I’ll play Lineage on my computer!

S: In general, get equipped, brother, go
Stay in FIRLIE for a while
You learn a lot of new
And isho something.
(breaks out)
You can't - who to blame?
I must (pulling out the axe) execute you.
It's a serious matter here.
Are you catching the thread?

K: I don't understand
With my mind? ..
Tea, I don’t sip cabbage soup,
I figure out what's what.

S: Look how we spoke in verse
(thinking) I need to go to lessons more often with visual aids walk!

S: So this is it, a poet,
You listen to my essence
With whoever you see
You be more polite

K: No, what am I? What about me?

S: Are you back to your tune?
I'll go to jail, mind you!
I'm not just a prankster
Serious speech!

K: (sighs, walks away)

(fairytale music)

S: And our lad went on his way
In FIRLIA to look
And to meet him the king
The sides of that sovereign.

MY FATHERLAND
(The king in a bathrobe paints the fence)

K: Opachki, what kind of people? Are you a king?

K: And what is dressed like that ... glamorous ??? What do you wear at the Park House? In real life"?

Ts: About times, about customs!

Forgot what the storyteller said
(I.N. comes backstage with a hatchet to menacing music)

K: Yes, I’m okay, I was joking ...
So you are a king?

C: Guess. I lived in the ___ century. The fleet was built in our country. Imported potatoes from Holland. He shaved off the beards of all the boyars and cut a window to Europe! (gets into the pose of Peter, looks inquiringly at K.) Well?

K: Mmmm…can the audience help?

C: No! I am the bronze horseman!

C: No! I founded Saint Petersburg!

C: I still wore a tricorne! Well?

K: A-ah-ah ... the king ... Treugolkin! Yes?

C: (painfully) mmm ... I would warm you ... with a roller

K: No, what am I? What about me?

Ts: Do you know, Kolya, that: _____________________________________________

K: Okay, tell me something else! A?!

Q: What school do you go to? In Yoshkar-Ola? So this is the start of your elementary school week. Take part in all the events and you will find out more!

K: Wow…what a week?

C: Go, so that my eyes do not see you!

K: (leaves thinking)

(sounds magical music)

To the tune of "Student's Songs" (...on the French side...)
1.

This song many times
Performed by people
Well, we'll sing now
Yes, and be what will be!

We'll add a few words
About home school
And about the fact that people are here -
Smart and funny
Ah, what are we here
Super teachers!
Heed them every time -
It's just gods!

But the time has come, alas,
Say goodbye to everyone now
For subject week
Let's gather!

Low bow to you from us
And the order is strong for everyone!
You try with the whole class
And then win for sure!

If there's something wrong
Then you try
And it's always like this
Stay longer
Be active, hurry up
Don't be lazy to study
So not for long to us
To be forgiven!