Funny names of people. Very funny last names

All we have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and funny. We do not choose what we will be called .., not fate! That's why they call us whatever! Now we will present you the most funny names and surnames, and you decide ... - laugh out loud or cry, regretting real person who received such a name and surname.

Look .., this is the real data of real people! No one is to blame that people have such names and surnames. It's funny, of course, laugh ... just do not forget that we do not select these data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath sheet” and it is almost impossible to tear it off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in the memory of people you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will still have a new “klikuha”, which may be even worse!

Really funny and cool female names and surnames

To your attention funny women .., no, not So! Funny names and funny surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decree that cute creatures can have such terrible data? For them, the most urgent and vital issue is to urgently get married and change their surname! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the public laugh right and left ...

Photos of passports of guys and men with funny data

Passports prove that people with funny names and funny surnames live among us. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and bring some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, the last name will not come out of the passport ...”

Data in the passports of girls (women) - cause funny emotions

See what beautiful ladies with such surnames. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such ridiculous data? And ... it is clear: "They go through life laughing ...".

Funny names and surnames on VKontakte

"VKontakte" can hide the real name and surname, so do not judge strictly, we could not check exactly and posted what is and was ... And this is a Fact!

Guys and men

Girls and women

The girls are so different, and the VKontakte network speaks about this. Such surnames: are they invented to attract attention, or are they real? Guessing will not ... We will not know! And you see for yourself what is happening there ....

Cool names and funny surnames in English

Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However… there is something we really understand and it's really funny! See for yourself…

Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names and surnames of famous people!

Do you trust Wikipedia? We believe .. because it describes mostly verified facts from our real life. See what famous people have such interesting surnames. In truth, our world is rich and diverse!

I can’t tell right away, those who read it no longer rumble, like a button accordion .. we sit silently, maybe someone didn’t read the thread ...))) Also continue the topic if you want ... There is no mat, just real surnames .. some people really it's a pity...)))
found at http://www.territory.ru/info/forums/topic.php?t=112&f=22
A little preface. Work in commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registries ( Small town!) and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names that came across to us, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.
Just funny surnames such as Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I do not give them here.
Well, here's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!) sonorous surname A Beeliner (I wonder if they gave him a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, right?), A worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (in Chekhov’s way: there is no such thing,
who could not be Jewish surname, and what a first name and patronymic!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone is dying)
Well, now the first three (in descending order) of the current month I will repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolayevich Sraka (strongly, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - the hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like
international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.
The richest in obscene surnames was the letter "B". In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also to Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans. Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for three
families that proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or
Bobinchik-Rabinovich. And there are two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad. Five assholes, respectively, five. There is one Podhullin for three Nadhullins. Onanizev is present in two
copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivuho also in two. The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Kherny, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Pedik. They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa live very well,
Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glukin. We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garny for one Bad, suggests that good people still more than bad.
Well, and finally: there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one. Chainikovs -17 (it's good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road). And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, four Yeltsins. Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3. Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
The Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers. They are not followed at all by the Petrovs, as one might have assumed, but by the Kuznetsovs at all - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing the legitimate Sidorovs, who are also very numerous, from it.

Modern unusual first names- this is the memory of the era in which they appeared. decent in Russia noble families began to form relatively recently, and before that, families were called by words that were used in folk speech and were not subject to any censorship. So, for example, if one of the father's eyes was blackened or he was lame, the family was called Krivenky. With the same logic, they named Bezpalye, Bezukhie and Bezruchko. No other countries in the world can compare with Ukraine and Russia in the originality of surnames.

Slavic cool, unusual surnames:

• unwise;
• whiny;
• Wretched;
• Semirozum;
• Prusachok;
• Pyatizhopkin;
• Bobinchik, ave.

Funny surnames of people

People have original, interesting surnames different nationalities. Many of them surprise and make you laugh until you have stomach cramps. It is unlikely that everyone who got funny surnames, first names or patronymics in the passport lives in harmony with them, because such people have to be mocked and ridiculed from others since childhood. Nevertheless, it is worth treating this with irony and humor, because there will always be a person who is even more unlucky, for example, Lyubov Koshek or Zakhar Zapadlovsky.

For VK for girls

Living with a dissonant surname is not very comfortable, so most girls tend to change or at least hide it from others. Young women of the fair sex are selected for social networks beautiful, concise pseudonyms, only partially reminiscent of a real surname. Thanks to this, discontent and shame disappear, but friends, nevertheless, easily recognize girls. What cool surnames for Vkontakte exist? Examples of successfully modified aliases:

• for Naumenko Ira - Naum Irina, Naira;
• for Prus Sveta - Lana Tarakanova, Lana Prus;
• for Anna Kuznetsova - Anna Blacksmith (literal translation into English);
• for Nastya Ivanova - Ivanna Nastina (replacement of FI).

The funniest surnames in Russia

Carbon monoxide Russian surnames can be found in the telephone directory. For example, in the capital there are several families with interesting options: Dobryden, Yesterday, Eyboginy, Galoshes, Kuku, Khvataimukhi, Shiborsch, Zadneulitsa, Kukishi. The list can be continued for a very long time: different authors (as a rule, social services workers) compile large-scale selections and ratings of the funniest names / surnames registered in Russia.

For girls

In any large team there are owners of strange, ugly and even obscene surnames. From a huge number, we can distinguish such interesting surnames for girls:

• Brekhunov;
• Zhopina;
• Kazyavkin;
• Sexual;
• Mozgoedova;
• Khryukin;
• naked;
• Zhirnov;
• Durnopeiko;
• snot;
• Dobrobaba;
• Corpse;
• Lokhov;
• Non-peypivo.

Complex double rare female surnames Russians:

• Shura-Bura;
• Kill-Joyful;
• Bita Marya;
• Honest-Good;
• Buffalo-Cat.

Sometimes seemingly normal surnames look strange and funny in combination with women's professions. A selection of such funny, sometimes scary tandems:

• doctor Patients;
• artist of the Meshkov fashion house;
• decrepit beautician;
• seller-cashier Skorobogatov;
• Pediatrician Plague;
• geologist Zemlyanaya;
• store manager Gnilomyasova;
• Headmistress Book.

Funny male surnames

Usually funny male surnames catch the eye of those whose work is connected with the analysis of a huge number of letters and applications. Among the recipients and applicants, one can meet Kozlov, Kisel, Pasyukov and other citizens whose names bring a smile to their faces. Listed below are ridiculous and funny Russian surnames of Russian men. These include:

• Blablin;
• Nadryshchev;
• Blyakherov;
• Bobbinchik;
• Kherenkov;
• Zababashkin;
• Glukin;
• Pupkin;
• Blablin;
• Zadnikov;
• Bobik;
• Abebe;
• Sharikov;
• Sukhozad;
• Sivokoz;
• Didus;
• Durnopeiko;
• Cord.

The funniest last names in the world

Among other peoples, Moldovans and Romanians have succeeded in creating funny names. Among them there are many Boshar (translated as “pumpkin”), Mosh (“grandfather”), Surdulov (“deaf”), Berbekaev (“ram”). Chechens are not inferior to these peoples, their families can be called Pomoevs, Saraevs, Nadoevs and even Playboys. The funniest names and surnames in the world are also found among Armenians and Georgians - these are Zaseyans, Opokhmelyans, Zarzhaveli, Dobegulia.

There are many funny Japanese names - Nakamode, Sukasena, Oherachu, Komushishi, Shirehari, Herovato. An insurance agent lives in America, whose name is Chip Munk, when pronounced, the words combine and sound like a "chipmunk". In addition, the United States is known for the prevalence of such a surname as Assman, which translates into Russian as “ass man”. The Canadian Wacko family would be called the Crazy. The Polish resident Bzdashek Zapadlovsky also distinguished himself.

A separate list should be formed among famous people- footballers and sportsmen. Foreigners proudly wear surnames in their own country, but in Russia they sound ridiculous and ridiculous. List of players who were unlucky with the name:

• Mandanda Steve;
• Child Paul;
• Cicinho;
• I am Conan Didier;
• Laziness Ivan;
• Gad Maryan;
• Kaka;
• Nasri Sameer;
• Chuka Stefano Okaka;
• Kakalov Georgy;
• Pukki Teemu;
• Fool Abdullah;
• Popa Mariusz;
• Pivko Rafal;
• Ogogo Abu;
• Pukanich Adrian.

Ukrainian

Cossack roots can be recognized by the names in the passports of Ukrainians. Sharp-tongued Cossacks, without stint, gave funny, sometimes even offensive nicknames to their brothers. So, the funniest surnames of Ukrainians have survived to our time:

• Vernyvolya;
• No breath;
• Davikoza;
• Vykhrestyuk;
• Abyyak;
• Pidoprygor;
• Zazhryshchenko;
• Exhibition;
• Ridkokasha;
• Hakalo;
• Pindyura;
• Zhopinsky;
• Galushka;
• yellowleg;
• Walking day;
• rodentub;
• Nosulya;
• Unclean.

Jewish

Not only Slavic surnames capable of making the Russians laugh. Funny Jewish surnames can only be appreciated together with the name. These "pearls" include:

• Lolita Outsole;
• Melon Merlin;
• Psyche Vatnik;
• Cylinder Grave Digger;
• Monya Baldhead;
• Leya Sherenga;
• Helm Robovstone;
• Itsyk Lechitsa;
• Me Shalashibes;
• Fanya Cork;
• Shmulik Rag;
• Rivka Shovel;
• Motya Naftalin;
• Faina Dratva;
• Immanuel Footcloth;
• Maria Help;
• Lena Dial;
• Pesya Barrier;
• Chaim Kukish;
• Tsylya Shkurnik;
• Aron Benefit;
• Yosef Pshik.

Chinese given names and surnames

For foreigners Chinese names are a set of hieroglyphs of incomprehensible meaning. However, every name in this country carries a literal meaning, which is sometimes not just funny, but even indecent. Funny Chinese Names and Surnames:

• Fàn tǒng - means "fool", "lazy/freeloader";
• Lái gāo cháo - "reach orgasm";
• Shǎn diànqiú - "ball lightning";
• Hè hèhe (needs no translation);
• Сháng gāo cháo - "frequent orgasm".

Even without going into the details of the translation, many Chinese have names that are funny in pronunciation:

• Sun Vyn Vchai;
• Take out Sam Drink;
• Take out Su Him.

Funny celebrity last names

Real surnames stars Russian stage, cinema and show business are not as harmonious as their pseudonyms. Below are just them short list. funny surnames famous people(the first is a pseudonym, the second is a real name):

• Pavel Kashin - Pavel Kvasha;
• Jasmine - Semendueva Sarah;
• Queen Natasha - Break Natasha;
• Marshal Alexander - Minkov Alexander;
• Malinin Alexander - Vyguzov Alexander;
• Andrey Razin - Krivorotov Vadim;
• Lolita Milyavskaya - Gorelik Lolita;
• Rotaru Sofia - Rotar Sofia;
• Abraham Russo - Ephraim Apjyan;
• Rubashkin - Chernorubashkin Boris;
• Stashevsky Vlad - Tverdokhlebov Vyacheslav.

Top funny last names

For outsiders, very funny surnames are another reason to have fun, but their owners often have a hard time. WITH kindergarten such people have to endure the ridicule of their peers, so many of these "lucky ones" sooner or later decide to make changes to their passport data. Below are the strangest surnames registered in the territory of the CIS countries:

• crap;
• Golomudko;
• Worm;
• Vshivtsa;
• Perebeinos;
• Bananovich;
• Siskov;
• Viper;
• Vypirailova;
• killwolf;
• Steering wheel;
• Single poses;
• Dohlik;
• Uncle;
• Podlyuk;
• Dulya;
• Drishch;
• Chmyryuk;
• Asshole;
• Beeliner;
• Kakashkind.

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I work in a commercial bank and am engaged in maintaining registers of shareholders. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registries (a small town!) - and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names that come across to us, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.

Just funny surnames like Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I don’t give them here.

Well, here's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!).

Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (an interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with a sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if they gave him a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, right?), worthy citizen Juda Shlemovich Prezerman (that’s right, according to Chekhov: there is no such thing that could not become a Jewish surname, but what a first name and patronymic!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out).

Well, now the first three (in ascending order) of the current month, I repeat - I have copies of passports!)

3) Alexander Nikolaevich Asshole (strongly, right?)

2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and

1st place - the hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like an international crocodile).

We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.

The richest in obscene surnames was the letter "B".
In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also to Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans.

Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for the three families that proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovich.

And there are only two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is one more Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad.

Five assholes, respectively, five.
For every three Nadhullins, there is one Podkhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivuho is also in two.

The letter "B" in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter "X", which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.

For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.

But five families bear the name Pedik!
They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin live very well.

We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.

But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garny for one Bad, suggests that there are still more good people than bad ones.

And, finally, there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one.

Chainikovs -17 (it's good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road).

And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, and four Yeltsins.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.

The Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers.
They are not followed at all by the Petrovs, as one might have assumed, but by the Kuznetsovs at all - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing the legitimate Sidorovs, who are also very numerous, from it.