Unusual swear names. Funny surnames of people

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A little preface. Work in commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registries ( Small town!) and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names that came across to us, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.
Just funny surnames such as Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I do not give them here.
Well, here's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!) sonorous surname A Beeliner (I wonder if they gave him a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, right?), A worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (in Chekhov’s way: there is no such thing,
who could not be Jewish surname, and what a first name and patronymic!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone is dying)
Well, now the first three (in descending order) of the current month I will repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolayevich Sraka (strongly, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - the hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like
international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.
The richest in obscene surnames was the letter "B". In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blyatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also to Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans. Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for three
families that proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or
Bobinchik-Rabinovich. And there are two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is another Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad. Five assholes, respectively, five. There is one Podhullin for three Nadhullins. Onanizev is present in two
copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivuho also in two. The letter “B” in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter “X”, which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Kherny, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the surname Pedik. They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa live very well,
Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glukin. We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garny for one Bad, suggests that good people still more than bad.
Well, and finally: there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one. Chainikovs -17 (it's good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road). And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, four Yeltsins. Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3. Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
The Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers. They are not followed at all by the Petrovs, as one might have assumed, but by the Kuznetsovs at all - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing the legitimate Sidorovs, who are also very numerous, from it.

Each person pays a lot of attention to his surname. He studies its meaning, where it came from, what are its roots. However, the most ridiculous and unusual surnames presented here do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.

One can only be surprised at the inexhaustible human imagination and have fun from the heart when meeting such proper names in serious documents or on door plates in the offices of respectable bosses. The list presented is real surnames found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photos are evidence of this.

The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Rus'. This originality was also reflected in those nicknames that were given to warriors according to various signs or qualities of character. In the future, with the advent of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.

• Karaybeda
• Motsny
• Rotan
• Gubach
• Nesvyatipaska
• Titsky
• Ubeykobyla
• Good evening
• rodentub
• zasyadwolf
• Hoodier
• Unclean
• Walking day
• Weakness
• Drozhiruk
• rottooth
• Pidkuimikha
• Nosulya
• Neeshmak
• yellowleg
• Helpbatko
• Mordan

Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary ones, Orthodox names, but given the specifics of the troops, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with the same names had to be distinguished, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashas could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each got his own nickname. Now, no one could confuse them during roll call or call them in battle during a fight.

Bulgarian, Moldovan, Gypsy

Everyone knows that in Russian Federation people live different nationality, there are even entire villages where Bulgarians, gypsies live, and many Moldovans have long been Russian citizens. They also include surnames. which cause. if not wild uncontrollable laughter, then surprise for sure.

• Bestrescu
• Fanta
• Rakova
• Khachapuri
• trifle
• Zapadlovsky
• Cherepovsky
• cats
• Razdvinogov

Caucasian surnames

• Nadoev
• wallpaper
• slop
• Sarajevo
• Plebos
• Pliev
• Onanidze
• Onaniashvili

• Porosenkov
• Don't fuck up
• Hemp
• Shmal
• Zhopina
• Yablonskaya
• Vagina
• lokhov
• Shelyukhin
• Shmarin
• Mozgoedov
• Durnopeiko
• snot
• Sexual
• Svinar
• Kovyryalov
• Zhirnov
• Zhirinovsky
• Chmyr
• Moshnin
• Khokhlupoykin
• Syringe
• Moshonkin
• Brekhunov
• Mityukov
• Mondina
• Mochenkin
• Fonderkin
• Sosunov
• Pechenkin
• Pichugin
• Khryukin
• Golobokova
• Goloshchekin
• Quarter
• Tretyak
• Dobrobaba
• Onan

To make sure that the list is not made up, it is enough to fill in any surname in a search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Help in the search and telephone directories of megacities.

Double surnames with strange meanings

In Russia, carriers are not rare double surnames. Usually they are written with a hyphen and sometimes cause a lot of trouble to their owners. Where do they come from? The paths are different:

Someone adds a pseudonym to their native surname, this usually happens in creative environment to be different from others and not to be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).

There are also historical ones. Two noble families, when they became related, united the surnames of the spouses (Musin-Pushkin).

Someone got a last name orphanage during the war years, thanks to the indefatigable imagination of educators.

Let's get acquainted with these unique words:

• Buffalo Cat
• Bit Ivan
• Honest-Khoroshko
• Kill-Joyful
• Shura-Bura
• Drinker-Nefedoya

Surname Collectors

There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. Among them there are a lot of people who know how to appreciate humor, so they cannot pass by the next family pearl. Eat large collections names from which you can laugh more than one evening. In every job, even such a paper and boring one, you can find its charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:

• Muhosranov
• Serobaba
• Blyakher
• intraligator
• Nedorezov
• Akulibaba
• Dolbnya
• Bibik
• Nedorezov
• Dohlik
• Pipko
• asshole
• Wartkin
• Saloed
• Pogulayko
• skins
• Khertukheev
• Khrennov
• Smorshchuk
• Wart
• Shurlo
• Burdyga
• Golotsutskov
• Neumyvakin
• Sinebryukhov

Sometimes such collectors not only write out their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans as evidence that such funny surnames really exist, and are not just another notion.

Funny names of public people

Among famous people, you can often meet people with strange surnames. They exist in all areas and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.

football players

• Karyaka
• Smertin
• Kolodin
• Zlobin
• Popel
• Mazilu
• Contra
• Kakashvili
• Krivoruchko
• Jop (Poland)

Hockey players

• Krutokhvostov
• Ovechkin
• Myshkin
• Koshechkin
• Mogilny
• Vypuukal (Czech Republic)
• Vibl (Czech Republic)
• Jablonsky
• Skvernyuk

tennis players

• Chesnokov

basketball players

• Najera
• Khryapa

Biathlon, skiing

• Deri Earth
• Chudov
• Cr. Stick
• Sacherbacher

Athletics

• Borzakovsky
• Borzov
• B. Shieblowski

Jumpers

• A. Malysh
• Zebra

A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He gets it from his family. Some owners, having become adults, are in a hurry to change their surname that poisons their lives, others go through life with it, not complexing and proving in deed that it is not the name that makes a person, but quite the contrary, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.

What is the most important individual feature of each person? That's right - it was his people who began to call each other in ancient times, but the surnames appeared relatively recently. How were they formed? By what principle? Who invented them? Of particular interest is the question of who created the funny surnames. Or have they become such only now, and previously sounded quite normal? We will try to find answers to these and other questions today. It is quite possible that, considering this topic, we will laugh heartily!

in Russia

At different peoples peace in different time major distinctive features each person. In Russia, for example, surnames began to appear in the XII-XIII century, but in Europe they began to spread much earlier.

The first to introduce such a concept as a “surname” into use in Russia was Peter I. Before that, people called each other. They were also called “reklo” and “name”. In the decrees of the king regarding the census of the population of a certain area, it was stipulated that all residents should be recorded “by name with fathers and with nicknames”, which meant first name, last name and patronymic.

The first surnames in Russia were received by princes, nobility and boyars in the XIV-XV centuries. Basically, they came from the names of their patrimonial estates: Kolomensky, Zvenigorodsky, Tver, etc.

Later (in the 17th-19th centuries), servicemen and merchants of the Russian land began to be called surnames. Their surnames also came from geographical names. But not from the possessions that they disposed of, but from the localities from which they were born: Rostovtsev, Moskvichev, Astrakhantsev, Bryantsev, etc. As you can see, the suffixes of the surnames of merchants differ from the suffixes of the surnames of princes. According to them, modern residents with similar surnames can easily determine which lands their ancestors came from.

In the 19th century, surnames of people close to the church began to form in Russia. Many of them were artificially created from various words of foreign origin. A significant group of such surnames is formed from the names church holidays and the churches themselves: Assumption, Rozhdestvensky, Epiphany and others.

As for the peasants, their surnames, in fact, reflected their street nicknames. Sometimes they changed. In one family in one generation there could be several surnames at once.

Many peasants of Russia received their "main titles" only after October revolution before that they were familyless.

Modern surnames

Currently, every inhabitant of the planet Earth should have a surname (with rare exceptions). Most Russian surnames originated from patronymics, but not by adding the suffixes -ovich, -ich, -inich, etc., but in the form of the so-called semi-patronymic with the suffixes -in, -ov. For example, the son of Peter is Petrov's son (the resulting surname is Petrov), the son of Nikita is Nikitin's son (the surname is Nikitin).

Funny surnames: whose fantasy is it?

But until now, scientists cannot determine the etymology of such surnames as Danilin and Danilov, Voronin and Voronov (with suffixes -ov and -in). The same applies to the question of how and by whom funny surnames were invented. Why do some people say their name with their heads held high, while others blush when introduced in public? Indeed, very funny surnames can sometimes cause self-doubt of their owners, a real obstacle to success. Fortunately, today the legislation allows anyone who wants to change their name to a more attractive one. But then a person becomes part of the gray mass and loses his amazing uniqueness. How to be? Do funny surnames interfere with life? Let's try to figure it out.

Some enthusiasts for the sake of a good mood (their own and other people) create the ratings "The funniest surnames in Russia." The organizers of such actions ask the residents of our country to send real stories people who have encountered in their lives with one or another original surname. They study phone books, various registers. They take pictures of funny names of doctors on the plates of offices, the names of company leaders, badges of employees of retail outlets in order to confirm the reality of the existence of such people. And then make them public with modern technologies communication and connections.

By studying such ratings, you can ensure yourself good mood all day! And let them say that it’s ugly to laugh at someone else’s last name, that they only do it in kindergartens, we will do it anyway! Not to offend any of the owners of such a name, but for the sake of a sincere, genuine smile on his face. So, get acquainted in absentia with unique people!

List of funny surnames: real stories

An employee of one of the commercial banks regularly maintains a register of shareholders, in which more than seventy thousand names have already gathered. Deciding to highlight the most interesting of them, he was very surprised, as there were a great many of them! Such as Tadpoles, Popik and Truffle, he did not even take into account! Among them, he found the following: Kakashkind, Beeliner, Chmyryuk, Tampak, Intraligator and many others. The owners of these surnames, by the way, successful people— owners and directors of companies! And they do not interfere with their lives interesting name— on the contrary, it allows them to always be in the spotlight!

Treasures of phone books

Another company of enthusiastic comedians decided to study the telephone directory of Moscow. And here is their Top Funny Surnames! Among the 2.7 million subscribers there were the following: Blyabkin, Blyablin, Blyaror, Blyakher, Blyakhman, Blyakherov, Bobik, Bobinchik-Rabinovich. By the way, there are not even one such family in Moscow, but several. Martyshkin, Nedryshchev, Zadnikov, Sukhozad, Pupkin, Sivuho, Khernykh, Hernes, Kheresh, Kherenkov deserve special attention. It remains to sympathize with subscribers with the names Zyuzya, Shmal, Shnurapet, Zuduyviter, Zababashkin, Sivokobylenko, Glukin, Paltsapupa, Sivokoz, Durnopeiko and Narko.

There are also owners of the names Sharikov, Chainikov, Didus, Gavva, Abebe, Varenye, Gergelaba, Zhuikov, Bobro and Bobik in the telephone book of Moscow. No less interesting are the double names: Engel-Mengel, Honest-Khoroshko, Kill-Joyful, Buffalo-Cat, Shura-Bura. But again, we advise you not to be upset by those who may have read their own among these surnames! You are unique, be proud of it! In order to dispel the myth that such surnames interfere with life and success, we present a list called “Funny Athlete Surnames”. Among them, it turns out, too, there are lucky ones!

Funny names of football players

Thirty of their owners can easily get into the hit parade of funny names among football players. Mostly they are athletes of foreign football teams. It just so happened that their names, which can be proudly pronounced in their country, sound very funny in Russia. On our soil, such football players will not be able to avoid smiles:

I work in a commercial bank and am engaged in maintaining registers of shareholders. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registries (a small town!) - and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool names that come across to us, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.

Just funny surnames like Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I don’t give them here.

Well, here's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!).

Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (an interesting question: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with a sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if they gave him a cell phone for free?), a man named Tampak (I really want to add, right?), worthy citizen Juda Shlemovich Prezerman (that’s right, according to Chekhov: there is no such thing that could not become a Jewish surname, but what a first name and patronymic!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out).

Well, now the first three (in ascending order) of the current month, I repeat - I have copies of passports!)

3) Alexander Nikolaevich Asshole (strongly, right?)

2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and

1st place - the hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like an international crocodile).

We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.

The richest in obscene surnames was the letter "B".
In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also to Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans.

Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for the three families that proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovich.

And there are only two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is one more Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad.

Five assholes, respectively, five.
For every three Nadhullins, there is one Podkhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivuho is also in two.

The letter "B" in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter "X", which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.

For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.

But five families bear the name Pedik!
They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin live very well.

We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.

But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garny for one Bad, suggests that there are still more good people than bad ones.

And, finally, there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one.

Chainikovs -17 (it's good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road).

And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, and four Yeltsins.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.

The Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers.
They are not followed at all by the Petrovs, as one might have assumed, but by the Kuznetsovs at all - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing the legitimate Sidorovs, who are also very numerous, from it.

All we have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and funny. We do not choose what we will be called .., not fate! That's why they call us whatever! Now we will present you the funniest names and surnames, and you decide ... - laugh out loud or cry, regretting real person who received such a name and surname.

Look .., this is the real data of real people! No one is to blame that people have such names and surnames. It's funny, of course, laugh ... just do not forget that we do not select these data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath sheet” and it is almost impossible to tear it off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in the memory of people you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will still have a new “klikuha”, which may be even worse!

Really funny and cool female names and surnames

To your attention funny women .., no, not So! Funny names and funny surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decree that cute creatures can have such terrible data? For them, the most urgent and vital issue is to urgently get married and change their surname! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the public laugh right and left ...

Photos of passports of guys and men with funny data

Passports prove that people with funny names And cool surnames. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and bring some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, the last name will not come out of the passport ...”

Data in the passports of girls (women) - cause funny emotions

See what beautiful ladies with such surnames. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such ridiculous data? And ... it is clear: "They go through life laughing ...".

Funny names and surnames on VKontakte

"VKontakte" can be hidden real name and the name, so do not judge strictly, we could not accurately check and posted what is and was ... And this is a Fact!

Guys and men

Girls and women

The girls are so different, and the VKontakte network speaks about this. Such surnames: are they invented to attract attention, or are they real? Guessing will not ... We will not know! And you see for yourself what is happening there ....

Cool names and funny surnames in English

Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However… there is something we really understand and it's really funny! See for yourself…

Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names and surnames of famous people!

Do you trust Wikipedia? We believe .. because it describes mostly verified facts from our real life. See what famous people have such interesting surnames. In truth, our world is rich and diverse!