Scenario for holding an international student day at the institute. International student day, Tatyana's day, scripts for the student's day
Scenario
extracurricular activities dedicated to the International Student's Day
"Student boom"
Compiled by teachers:
Ufa - 2010
Extracurricular activity program
"Student boom"
1. Official part.
· welcome words and
· Congratulations to the students
2. Concert, dedicated to the holiday“International Student Day”
Members:
· Delegation of Russia, group 2208
· American Delegation Group 2304
· Delegation of Ukraine, group 2214
· Delegation of Bashkiria, group 2203
· Delegation of India, Group 2110
· Delegation Türkiye, group 2109
· Delegation France, Group 2314
· Delegation of Spain, Group 2202
· Africa Delegation Group 2205
3. Final common song.
Scenario
1. Opening remarks:
Elmira Nurvilevna: Hello dear teachers and students!
Irina Robertovna: Today, November 17, is celebrated a holiday - International Student's Day. Our college decided to join such an event and hold its student festival dedicated to this date.
Elmira Nurvilevna: Therefore, students of groups 2208 and 2203, headed by curators Elmira Nurvilevna and Irina Robertovna, became the organizers of this festival. And the groups 2304,2214, 2314, 2110, 2109, 2202 and 2205 became its members. And group 2305 decorated and prepared this hall.
Irina Robertovna: And we all want to congratulate you, dear students of the College of Trade and Economics, on your “professional” holiday and wish you a stormy student life.
Elmira Nurvilevna: Please accept a special congratulations from the administration of our college!
Irina Robertovna: Now let's start our first Student Festival!
- "Calambia Pictures" and "16th Century FOX" presents a fantastic thriller "".
Year 1585. Rus'.
On the stage is the throne on which Tsar Ivan the Terrible sits, next to Marfa Vasilievna.
Tsar:
Joke to me!!! Who in Rus' is happy to live?
It is clear, Ivan Vasilievich, to people - scientists, students
named.
Tsar:
Explain!
Yes, they say you won’t get bored with them, they just need a reason!
Tsar:
I command then to arrange a holiday student BOOM! Send SMS messengers to overseas countries!
Marfa Vasilievna:
Don't call them, let them call themselves. The treasury of Rus' is empty - the budget does not allow.
And I am connected to the “Rus” tariff - all incoming calls are free.
Tsar:
Let the heroes meet the guests (change of scenery).
3 heroes come out, look into the distance.
1 Do you see, Dobrynya, the guests?
2 - No, no one, Ilyusha.
3 - What about you, dudes, where are your carts?
2 - Mine is in the garage, the bearings flew.
3 - And the cops slowed down my cart, drove it to a fine parking lot for speeding.
Ladies and gentlemen, once in America, you should not miss the opportunity to get to a basketball game. The game is a feature of the American mentality. The competitive spirit pervades all American students. “So, let’s go, goal! UTEK did it, cool!”. Where there is basketball, there are fans.
Cheerleaders dance: energetic music sounds, five girls dance.
4. Presenter:
Ukraine is good-natured
Salom will treat us all.
The girls there are laughing
They will dance, they will sing songs to us.
2214 - Ukraine.
- “Film studio 21st century FOX, together with the group 2214, presents the latest Ukrainian block buster “Obshchakovsky fun”.
On stage is one of the dorm rooms. Characters:
Lisa - teaches lessons,
Yuliana - listens to music,
Elena does her hair
Alena - paints nails,
Margarita - sweeps.
College freshman bursts into room Ukrainian girl:
Healthy bools, my beauties!
Lisa:
And what's the point?
Ukrainian:
What did you, paw, say?
Lisa:
I say, where did you come from?
Ukrainian:
I am from the village, they call me Thekla, I came from afar, from Ukraine, I entered your college, I will conquer it, I will show myself and look at you.
Alyona:
Well, come on, conquer, just change the image.
Lena:
Do you want us to help? Let's start with the hair. What do you wash your head with?
Ukrainian:
- How than, laundry soap!
Lena:
So you have to shampoo! We will change your hairstyle and color your hair. What color do you want: black, white or red?
Ukrainian:
Let's go orange!
Alyona:
I'll give you a manicure. Yes, you, don’t know, were on potatoes?
Ukrainian:
Yes, we have a big business. All pigs, yes calves!
Alyona:
What color will we paint?
Ukrainian:
Come on, gray, polka dots!
Alyona notices some strange bag: “And what is this with you?”
Ukrainian:
Yes, it's my makeup bag. Charcoal - bring eyebrows. Eyebrows, my eyebrows... Beets are blush. Cheeks, my cheeks...
Yuliana approaches the Ukrainian woman and begins to teach her how to dance. Heavy music is playing. They start dancing then Ukrainian sits down on a chair, looks in the mirror and says: “Well, all people are like people, but I keep getting better and better. The girls wanted to change my image, but I can teach them my dances!”
The altered song of Verka-Serduchka “Oh, I won’t grieve, I’ll dance!” ”
All the girls dressed in Ukrainian outfits and sing song:
1 couplet: We come together to show ourselves
Imagine Ukraine, dance and sing!
We learned that there is a college somewhere in Ufa.
And we decided to study here.
Chorus: Our college is the best!
We know because
Great teaching here
Never get bored na-na-na!
No gorilka and lard,
But I changed everything.
For this college I know
Without him, I'm dying on-on-on!
verse 2: Here they will teach you mathematics,
Accounting and even grammar.
How to set tables, talk.
You will also know the constitution!
Chorus.
5. Presenter:
As part of Mother Rus'
There are different peoples.
For help with the housework, he taught them flaring in return.
But one day the bartender left the “horses” for a booze
And the guys began to hammer behind the counter.
Two other brothers ended up in brigades
There, they taught them how to “boat on a hair dryer”.
For superfluous words they fight in the blood,
If you quarrel with someone, you will not wake up again.
The following brothers ended up with elephants
And they accepted the third brothers as their own.
But one morning there were no boys.
Two boys turned into elephants.
And there were two sisters - they were wise in mind,
Having finished the course without “zapar”, the sisters signed up for a bar.
And today life has brought adult brothers from the village
In the assembly hall of UTEK, where the disco is taking place!
After energetic music sounds, two guys are juggling bottles on the stage.
After the scene “Disco” begins: everyone is dancing - girls, guys and elephants. Two guys go towards each other, collide, start to fight to the music of “The Matrix”. One of the guys has something falling out of his pocket.
1 guy: - What do you have?
2 guy:- This is my "student"!
1 guy: - Your "student"?
2 guy: - Yes, mine.
1 guy: - Why, this is a "student" trade and economic college!
2 guy: - Yes!
1 guy: - Yes, you are my brother!
2 guy: - Brother!
Everyone hugs on stage.
7. Presenter:
Tourism seems to be fashionable
The sea, the beach is in Turkey.
There will be money - we will visit
We are the country of azure.
Music sounds. A group delegation is coming 2109 - Türkiye.
There is a chair on the stage on which the Sultan sits. He calls his servant - the eunuch Fatima.
Sultan:
Fatim, I want my wives to pass my exam. Let them show their abilities!
The first wife comes, her face is covered with a veil. Dancing, she brings fruit. The Sultan is pleased.
Sultan:
Fatim, bring me your second wife.
The second wife comes, her face is covered with a veil. Dancing, she sweeps the floor. The Sultan is pleased.
Sultan:
Fatim, bring me the third wife.
The third wife comes, her face is covered with a veil. Dancing, she brings clean linen.
Sultan satisfied:
Now, Fatim, entertain us - sing a song!
The eunuch sings song- “If I were a sultan...”
Sultan:- And now let all the wives dance the “belly dance”!
All three wives dance to an oriental tune.
Sultan:- Bravo! Everyone passed the exam with excellent marks!
8. Presenter:
Great honor given to the French
Their country is the queen of fashion.
Well, in general, there are always people.
Music sounds. A group delegation is coming 2314 - France.
The presenter enters the stage, says in French: “Bon jur madam, bon jur monsieur. Perke wu levu danse” (“Hello Madame and Monsieur, we present you a dance”).
A modern melody sounds, two girls are dancing a modern dance on the stage.
After the presenter enters the stage, she says “Vu levu recomende de vogue” (“We present fashion to you”).
Guys and girls take turns on the stage to the music, demonstrating models of clothes. For this, a podium of tables was built.
9. Leading Mile:
Spain is famous for bullfighting,
The sound does not stop castanets
And Lapland envy you
You don't have frost.
Music sounds. A group delegation is coming - 2202 Spain.
A student sits on the stage at the desk, the teacher explains the lesson at the blackboard. Time passes, the student sleeps and he has a dream that he is a bull, and the teacher is a bullfighter with a red rag. The bull charges at him.
A girl enters the stage. She asks in Spanish:
Young woman:
Hi what are you doing?
Boy:
Yes, I'm taking the exam.
Young woman:
Well, how is it successful?
Boy:
But not very.
Young woman:
I will give you advice student
There are no better ones in the world.
For luck, lie all the change
Under the heel, and not otherwise.
Put the spurs in the boot.
Not in the sleeve and not in the trouser leg.
Take your ticket
The one on the left is not the other.
Don't like it, drop it.
Ask for another, maybe...
Answer without delay
And don't wait there for inspiration.
You will be the first to take it boldly.
Believe in luck - that's the thing.
And suddenly you do not know the answer,
Tell me about the poet
About a child, about a frog,
About an unknown animal.
I answer that in the record
Can easily and clearly
For this ending
Write you five.
A week passes, the student passed the exam.
And in honor of this, the students staged a celebration.
On the stage dance 4 girls to Spanish music.
10. Presenter:
Oh hot sun of Africa
orange paradise
Bananas, coconuts, pineapples,
Whatever you want, choose!
Music sounds. There is a delegation of the group - 2205 Africa.
We present to you “ Incredible adventure African women in Russia” It happened in 2003, when the entrance exams to UTEC were taking place. The Patrice Lumumba tribe sent their daughter to Russia.
An African girl is pushed onto the stage.
Young woman:
Come on, we said!
Young woman:
Okay, I'll go, but I want to have a farewell party. Girls out!
6 girls in bathing suits come on stage and dance to the music of the group "Brilliant" - Orange song.
After that, an African girl arrives in Ufa, walks down the street and runs into a guy.
Boy:
Girl, what's your name? Where are you from?
African girl:
I am from Africa. My name is Malu ibn Balu ibn...
Boy:
In short, you will be Malu! Join us at UTEK.
Years passed. The girl entered, unlearned, became an excellent specialist, she was invited to three companies, but she opened her own company called “FRUTELLA”.
11. Leading Mile:
The guests were nice
Songs, dances - from the heart.
Ours aren't bad either.
Russians perform!
Band on stage 2208 - Russia.
A cow enters the stage, followed by a grandmother, milking a cow. The granddaughter comes out.
grandmother:
Where are you going, granddaughter?
Granddaughter:
To the disco, grandma.
grandmother:
What a disco, because you have a test tomorrow.
Granddaughter:
Yes, well, this offset
grandmother:
Oh, woe, woe to me, here we all managed to pass the test and go to the disco at one time!
Grandma sings a song:
1 couplet: In the old days, in Rus', we passed the test.
We wrote spurs on the stove amicably!
Who wrote, he handed over no matter how life beat,
If only everything, it was not all in vain!
Chorus:
For this meeting with you.
Was at a feast, left a little dawn.
I know it wasn't in vain
All that was was not in vain
It was not in vain.
verse 2: New Age came, knocked on the door,
Is it a test - we believe and do not believe
Didn't go, didn't teach, autumn was drizzling
So many couples for so many days, where have I been?
Chorus: Suddenly, like in a fairy tale, the door creaked,
We are all scared now.
Every year we argue with fate
For this meeting with you.
Were in the bar, left a little dawn.
All the parties were not in vain
We know it was not in vain
It was not in vain.
grandmother:
Something sad to me, there is no place to go, and no one to go with. All my fellow soldiers are already dead. Thought I'd go to the disco. Even in last time let me dance!
The modern arrangement of music “Katyusha” sounds, everyone on the stage dance including the cow.
12. Presenter:
The holiday was a success
Cheerful people gathered
I invite everyone now
Get together friendly!
All countries come on stage, sing final song to the music of the Bravo group.
1 couplet: This is a holiday for all students and all over the earth
The fun begins and everyone laughs.
This is a holiday for all students, for the peoples of all
They will gather together, friendly laughter is heard.
And today grandmother and grandfather will smile
He will say, because I was once a student too,
And now the birds are blowing their wings sunrise
Time will not return, will not change course.
And today we are students and in five minutes
We will explain to the dean with a smile what they are waiting for
Friends of that moment and that hour are waiting,
To celebrate Student's Day, looking at the sky.
Chorus:
Have the same friends
Be them always!
verse 2: Constant jokes, constant laughter.
Our student is always cheerful, he is smarter than everyone
The festivities begin, and everyone laughs
This is a holiday for all students and all over the world.
Chorus: I don't know where else in this world
Have the same friends
I, perhaps, will ask all students -
Be them always!
12. Presenter:
Our holiday is over
We say goodbye
Accept our low bow
You have completed the task!
Leading (1). Where did our Vasya go?
(2nd presenter exits)
Vasya, why are you late? We agreed to meet at 12 noon. What, are you ready to pass the certification? And anyway, why are you so dressed up today? I understand: the test is always a holiday for you.
Lead (2). Yes, what a credit, Marya Ivanovna! Today is a holiday - Student's Day. All students today are heroes of the occasion.
1. How are you - the heroes of the occasion ?! Are we not people?
2. What do you have to do with it?
1. Since this is the case, let's start with the fact that all our teachers were also once students. And secondly, they work with you, students, and if it were not for us, teachers, then there would be no you and no holidays. Tell me, Vasily, how old do you think I am?
2. I think seventeen years old.
1. You see, seventeen. And all our teachers are also seventeen and no more, because they, working with you, have no right to be older. Therefore, I think that the holiday is common.
2. And we can congratulate all those present in this hall on the Student's Day and wish them success in everything, happiness, fun and, of course, love!
1. By the way, love is driving force everything - good luck and happiness!
Number 1. (song)
2. Since we have such a day today, then the program is also festive. And today's holiday promises to be fresh and cheerful... Marya Ivanovna, as a teacher of literature, you can imagine this: there is a lot of material on literature, there are also a lot of writers, and even more poems. Can you imagine what happens if you learn all the poems in one night: about three, four, five? ..
1. ...Eight, nine, ten... I can reassure you, Vasya, that I sometimes come across such a situation. And what can come of it, we will see now!
Number 2. (sketch)
1. Well, is Vasya convinced? Would you like to visit the place of Yura Filimonov?
2. Yes, of course you don't.
1. Hence the conclusion: everything must be done on time.
2. Marya Ivanovna, please answer me the question: how do you feel about innovations in our education - 12 points, thematic certification?
1. You know, Vasily, all innovations always take root for a long time. However, it stuck with us. The students had a desire to get such a high mark - 12 points.
2. You know, I agree with you, because we students have a motto: “It is better to sweat forty times than frost once.” And now we will see how the student's bowler cooks, and the teacher is covered with frost when passing the test.
Number 3.
1. Vasya, please answer me, what do you think harmony is?
2. I think that harmony is a coincidence of views and interests. There is, for example, harmony in nature.
1. You think so. And some of our students believe that harmony is when there is an accordion. And here is what our students write in literature lessons: “Oblomov ate all the time, drank vodka and watched TV.” This is in the 19th century, can you imagine? "Rodion Raskolnikov killed a grandmother because he needed money."
2. And here is what they write at the lessons of sanitation training: “In order to provide first aid for frostbite, the victim must be put in the bathroom until it thaws.”
1. And sports injuries: it swam - swam, hit his head. And in case of loss of consciousness, it is necessary to carry the victim upside down.
2. And at DPY lessons, students say that in order to remove radiation, you need to put a wet rag in front of the threshold.
1. Yes, our students write well, but they sing even better.
Number 4. (song)
1. Vasya, tell me, how do you feel about folk signs?
2. Positive.
1. Did you know that our ancestors have long noticed that if you look at textbooks and check your knowledge of notes before the start of the school year, then success in the school year is guaranteed.
2. Well, success is guaranteed. And if the notebooks are in the trash, then what does this mean - goodbye, technical school.
1. Oh, and if the technical school is in the trash.
2. Then, goodbye cleaners!
1. Vasya, let's listen to a song... About love...
Number 5. (song)
2. Good song. Marya Ivanovna, would you like me to sing a song about you?
1. Of course I want to.
2. Then listen: What are you standing, swaying, thin mountain ash,
Head, bowing to the very tyna?
1. Well, thank you. What do you think, if it's a holiday, then you can laugh?! Then let me sing a song about you: And across the road beyond the wide river,
Also lonely oak stands tall.
So, Vasya, we are in the calculation. Well, what did you drink?
2. Got drunk. Now you can dance.
Number 6. (dance)
2. Marya Ivanovna, what do you think, if we have folklore lovers in the hall today?
1. I think so.
2. Then we will now see such folklore that everyone will like.
Number 7. (chastushki)
(The presenter comes out dressed and combed like a student, dancing to a song from the series under "Wild Angel". The host also begins to dance.)
2. Marya Ivanovna, I don’t understand what kind of look you have, and in general, what kind of behavior is this?
1. And this means, Vasechka, that you will watch the series now.
2. (indignantly) What kind of series, what series can there be? We have a full hall of guests, the holiday is not over yet, and you with your TV shows!
1. Calm down, Vasya. Why do you immediately get nervous? This series is the most serial. And the best thing is that it never ends. So, STRPashin Production presents 825..., 1131... I remembered! 3472 episode of the film "One day in the life of a technical school."
Number 8. (verse).
Number 9. (sketch)
Number 10. (sketch)
Number 11. (sketch)
Number 12. (sketch)
Number 13. (song)
1. Well, how is Vasya the series?
2. Yes, great movie! Even I enjoyed watching.
1. You see where all the foreign stars are. Here are the real stars! (Participants take the stage) In the meantime, they have not gone on tour, let them congratulate us with a song instead of autographs.
Final song.
Scene The most-most student "An easy-to-stage humorous miniature, which can be shown at a concert in honor of the "Student's Day", and at the dedication to students, and at the graduation party.
LEADING: Student years are filled with various competitions: Mr. University, Miss University, student spring, KVN and many, many others, where students can demonstrate their talents and abilities. But we decided to supplement the list with one more: "The most-most student", where young people would demonstrate their talents of student life. Let's get a look.
CAST: three young people.
There is a chess clock on the table. Young people say their argument and then click on them.
STUDENT 1: And I can cook dumplings in a kettle!
STUDENT 2: And I'm soup
STUDENT 3: And I can make foie gras in a teapot… (two others look at him questioningly)… probably… I haven't tried it yet!
STUDENT 1: I can not go to a single lecture and pass the test!
STUDENT 2: And I can not go to a single lecture and pass the exam!
STUDENT 3: And I can even not come to the exam with a credit and pass them!
STUDENT 1: Of course! If I had an uncle rector, I could do the same.
STUDENT 3: Well, play here yourself. And I'll go (leaves).
STUDENT 2: Well, there are mega-titans left! I can brew one tea bag 15 times!
STUDENT 1: And I can brew one doshirak 15 times!
STUDENT 2: And I can live on one scholarship
STUDENT 1: (shakes hands) I sympathize! ... And I can treat three girls I like in the club with a cocktail for 100 rubles!
STUDENT 2: Yes, this is your trademark: “Only each, mind you, take a sip” is known throughout the university!
STUDENT 3 comes out: And I can get the rector's seal (shows everyone a clerical seal)
STUDENT 1: Yes, we got it! You are cool, you are cool! (exit 3) I lost my student ID 100 times. For me, the secretariat is already steadily ordering new forms.
STUDENT 2: And I started marking the equator at the abbiture!
STUDENT 1: Yes, a book has already been written about my adventures in the hostel.
STUDENT 2: Yeah, plaintive! But according to my adventures, Tinto Brass has already made 4 films.
STUDENT 3 comes out, picks up the watch, leaves.
STUDENT 1: Uh-uh! Where?
STUDENT 2: Can I extend it for an hour more?
Scene - "The God of Students"
LEADING: Few people know that on Olympus, in addition to all the other gods, there was also the God of Students. His life was not easy! Let's get a look!CAST: there are three gods at the table (Zeus, Hermes, Apollo) in white tunics (sheets), then another one appears (GOD OF STUDENTS). Apollo is desirable to play a person with the most imperfect figure. On this then you can build a visual joke.
ZEUS: So, God of Students, come in!
The God of Students enters. Tunic in ink, dressed slightly sloppy.
ZEUS: Yes, Scholarship. Well, tell the Commission of Olympus about your behavior!
GOD OF STUDENTS: First, please don't call me Scholarship. Given the size of the scholarships, this is a mockery.
HERMES: What is your name then? Freebie? Crib? Forever late?
GOD OF STUDENTS: Okay, okay, call it Scholarship.
ZEUS: Well, tell us how your last six months …
GOD OF STUDENTS: In the works of the father ...
ZEUS: This is how you tell your parents when you come home. I know. You didn’t come to Olympus for one of my lectures ...
GOD OF STUDENTS: I then rewrite all the lectures at Hephaestus ...
HERMES: Oh well. It would be fine if only this, but the God of the Hostel, Commandant complains about you.
GOD OF STUDENTS: Comrade Hermes, Athena and Aphrodite actually came by themselves ... and in general, you need to knock before entering! So pass the Commandant.
HERMES: Yeah, you can't pass it on now. They evicted you.
APOLLO:, and I think that we are too strict with the boy. All of us, except for me, are not perfect.
HERMES:, the fact that you got the role of Apollo by lot does not mean anything.
ZEUS: In general, Scholarships. We will expel you from Olympus!
GOD OF STUDENTS: How?
ZEUS: Yes. And your comrades: Cognacus and Confetti, I think, will no longer help.
HERMES: God Voenkomatus was already interested in you!
GOD OF STUDENTS: Give me a chance to improve! I won't let you down!
HERMES: Alas! This will not work here: we have Olympus, not the Russian national football team.
APOLLO: But there is good news (GOD OF STUDENTS cheers up) You can take a picture with me for free!
GOD OF STUDENTS: Okay, I'll leave. But, not because he gave up, but what would happen later, students of mythology had to learn one less god!
Scene for the student's day
Young Professional: Hello!Chairman of the collective farm: And you do not get sick. What do you want?
Young specialist: I am a young specialist. Arrived to you by distribution. Here is my diploma.
Collective farm chairman: (looking at the diploma) So! Your degree is good. Come on, shout something!
Young specialist: How is it, shout...?
Collective farm chairman: How do you scream in the forest
Young Specialist: (quietly) Ahhh
Collective farm chairman: Don't be shy, shout louder
Young Specialist: (slightly louder) Ahhh
Collective farm chairman: Yes, your voice is rather weak. Well, swear.
Young specialist: How? Right here?
Collective farm chairman: Why be ashamed! All are here. Here you go straight at me and swear.
Young professional: ... cheeky
Collective farm chairman: No! Can you do something like a man?
Young specialist: ... unscrupulous impudent!
Collective farm chairman: (sighs) How will you work with people? For example, the milkmaids did not come out for the morning milking. What will you tell them?
Young specialist: Well, I will say that this is not good. What...
Collective farm chairman: And tomorrow you will milk the cows yourself. But, for example, the shepherd in the evening brought only half of the herd. What will you tell him?!
Young Specialist: Well... for the last time!
Collective farm chairman: Yes-ah-ah! Your diploma is, of course, good, but I can't hire you.
Young specialist: How so?!
Collective farm chairman: And so! I can't do everything!
Young specialist: What are you doing! What does it turn out?! I studied for nothing for five years?! Was the state spending money on me in vain?! (starts) What are you doing?! He sits here, wipes his pants, and even mocks people, the damned bureaucrat !!!
Chairman of the collective farm: Yes, yes. go on
Young Specialist: You think I'm scared of you?! Do you know what I'll do to you now?! Goat!!!
Collective farm chairman: That's it, stop! Great! Back to work tomorrow!
Scene for Student's Day 2
Introduction: to introduce the course of things that Vera falls asleep and she has such a dream.
Teacher:
So, who is ready to answer on the topic of our seminar? Not one hand! Ugliness! With such a reluctance to learn, I will not allow you to the session!
1. Karenina (Karenina holds out her hand)
Teacher:
Thank God, at least Karenina is ready! I'm listening, Anechka!
Karenina:
Actually, I didn’t want to answer, sorry, but I need to leave urgently! I'm late for the train! (leaves in a hurry)
Teacher: Disgusting attendance! Anna earns another two.
2. Hamlet
Teacher:
So ... since there are no people interested, I call according to the list.
Prince of Denmark! And when will you enter your name in the dean's office!
Hamlet:
O women, your name is treachery!
How insignificant, flat and stupid
It seems to me that the whole world is in its aspirations!
Teacher:
So you're not ready for the seminar either?
Hamlet:
I saw the spirit of my father....
What is in me is truer than a game;
And this is all - outfit and tinsel.
3. Don Quixote.
Teacher: Alonso Quijano, answer! Wake up! I'm talking to you!
Don Quixote, brandishing his sword and killing invisible enemies, exclaims that he will save the Beautiful Lady, strives to take Vera by the hand ....
4. Dowry
Teacher:
Larisa, you are always ready, set an example for these loafers how to respond at seminars!
Larisa: Onegin copied everything from me! A thing... yes, a thing! They are right, I am a thing, I am not a person.... I refuse to answer! (wrings hands and sits down)
5. Onegin
Teacher:
Onegin!
Onegin:
Ah, legs, legs! where are you now?
Where do you crumple spring flowers?
Teacher:
Do not be distructed! Why not ready to answer?
Onegin:
English spleen took possession of me...
6. Oblomov
Teacher:
Oblomov, stop chewing! Try to answer!
Oblomov:
Ah... I should get ready next time... I'll have them bring me paper... and a pen.... oh, how sweet the pies were in Oblomovka... maybe we'll leave everything and go there with you. ..
Teacher:
2! And you will eat outside the door, and dress more decently !!
He does not go anywhere, good-naturedly shrugs his shoulders and imposingly, lazily sits down
7. Raskolnikov.
Teacher:
Raskolnikov! And how do you explain your idleness?
Rodya:
I am a poor student crushed by poverty...
Teacher:
Two, Rodion! This is not an explanation!
Rodya, taking out an ax:
Am I a trembling creature or have a right?!
Terrified teacher
5! Sit down, sit down, calm down! So, enough with me! This group is impossible to work with!
Games for celebrating in a student company
Time Machine
You need to prepare in advance a large envelope or box, several ordinary envelopes, paper and felt-tip pens. All current students present are invited to write a letter to their future self. Then all the letters are put into envelopes, then into a box, all this is sealed and entrusted to a reliable person for safekeeping. Imagine how interesting it will be to read your message after ... years, when your studies come to an end.
The conditions of the game can be changed at your discretion. For example, if there are students finishing their studies, they can write a letter to themselves and open it in 10 years.
Theatrical
Everyone is given cards with theatrical assignments and is invited to read the rhyme according to the assignment received. As a rhyme, you can use a well-known verse from childhood:
Our Tanya is crying loudly
Dropped a ball into the river.
Hush, Tanechka, don't cry,
The ball will not sink in the river.
As tasks, you can offer to read the verse as a love confession, a denunciation by phone, last speech before execution, speech at a rally, etc.
Who ate the carrot?
Prepare carrots in advance (cucumber, banana, apple, loaf ...). Everyone who wants to stand in a circle, the leader goes to the center. Players pass carrots to each other behind their backs. At the same time, everyone tries to bite off a piece of carrot while the driver is distracted. The task of the driver is to guess who has this moment in the hands is a carrot. If the driver guesses, then he changes places with the one in whom the carrot was found. The driver who ate the carrot performs a phantom.
Quiz
The quiz can be literary, serious or comic. Depending on what profession the students present in the company are mastering, you can make up a series of questions on some narrow focus and arrange a competition for the most savvy and intelligent. Everyone present can take part in the quiz, because it is interesting to remember your student knowledge.
For example:
- compose questions on literature, geography, chemistry, mathematics;
- you can generally beat everything in the form of riddles for ingenuity;
- ask to name the actresses of cinema and theater, whose name is "Tatiana";
- invite to remember famous works in which the name "Tatiana" is mentioned;
- ask to name all derivative names on behalf of "Tatiana".
For a quiz, you can prepare in advance cards with questions, riddles, with portraits, frames from films, which will depict women, girls, girls named Tatyana, and use them instead of oral questions.
Student years are the best period in the life of every person. Especially if you can feel it away from home, in a simple hostel, surrounded by friends and buddies. You need to do everything: gain knowledge, fall in love, have a few parties, find true friends.
November 17 is the international day of students - a holiday, unfortunately, associated with tragic events. The history of its origin touches even the most callous hearts ...
Excursion into history
A lot of blood of innocent people was shed during the Second World War. Back in 1939, a demonstration was organized in Prague on the occasion of the tenth anniversary of the Czechoslovak state. Most of the people were students best universities countries. Young brave guys and girls took to the streets of the city with banners and posters, they were not afraid that the country was occupied by the Germans. Enemy troops began to disperse the demonstrators by force - one of the students was shot dead on the spot. A commotion ensued and many were arrested. Within a few days, boys, girls, teachers were arrested. Some were taken to be shot, while others were sent to a concentration camp.
World peace
Hitler ordered the immediate closure of all educational establishments countries, although there was no one to come to classes ... Universities resumed their work only after the end of the war.
In 1942, in London, the International Student Congress decided that November 17 would be a day of remembrance for Czech students. The holiday is not at all cheerful, it is celebrated in every locality peace in memory of the victims of fascism. Youth of all nationalities and religions protest against wars and conflicts. November 17 is the date when the people commemorate the innocent victims of young and talented people.
In our memory
Almost every higher educational institution in the country hosts a student holiday. concerts, interesting events, master classes and, of course, solemn flower laying at memorials.
Teachers and students receive congratulations on Student's Day (November 17) all over the world. It's so nice to hear warm wishes and feel the support of loved ones.
Sometimes couples drag on like years!
But I ask you not to be bored today!
After all, in the evening we are all honest people,
Let's go celebrate our holiday!
Strive for knowledge and kindness,
There are a lot of them on Earth.
Carry the title of student with pride,
Granite of science you gnaw at breakneck speed.
On the day of the student of the world
Be beautiful, groovy,
Celebrate the holiday brightly
But don't be late for the hostel!
Concert program
Many universities host fun concerts. Students show their talents, put on small skits.
You need to prepare in advance - take care of the decor of the hall, decorating it yourself with balls, paper flowers and garlands. The main thing is to create a solemn atmosphere that will cheer up those invited. After all, November 17 is International Students' Day, and, therefore, everything must be done at the highest level.
In many educational institutions there are students. For example, several Russians fly abroad and live and study there for a year. And we are visited by foreigners who are very interested in our culture and mentality. They study the language, try to understand traditions and laws. Present them with congratulations on Student's Day in prose on their mother tongue and be sure to ask to speak on holiday concert! Invited spectators will be happy to immerse themselves in unfamiliar creativity.
There is no need to write an overly complicated script for Student's Day. A simple program: a few musical numbers, poetry reading own composition, a funny scene - that will be enough.
Good wishes
Every school has its activists. And some universities send their representatives to schools, where they hold conversations with high school students, explain to them how important it is to get a good education, and how wonderful the years spent at the institute or academy are. Of course, it is also mentioned that November 17 - International touches schoolchildren to tears. Applicants are invited to festive events on the occasion of this holiday. They enjoy spending time in the company of older comrades and look forward to entering the university.
Think over the scenarios for the Student's Day in advance, choose leaders with good diction. At the end of the holiday, you can launch a large number of balloons in memory of the fallen Czech students. Nothing that the holiday will end on such a sad note. Each of those present will have a reassessment of values. After all, we often do not appreciate the good that we have.
teachers
Be sure to give proper attention to teachers. Give them flowers and good wishes. They give students not only knowledge, but also love them like their own children! November 17 (International Students Day) is a holiday that directly concerns the teaching staff!
It's never too late to learn - this is the truth that everyone should remember!
Student's Day, which is celebrated on November 17, was established in 1946 in Prague, in memory of a Czech patriot student. The origin of this holiday is as follows. In 1939, in Prague, Czechoslovakia, students and their teachers demonstrated on October 28 in honor of the anniversary of the formation of the Czechoslovak state. But the demonstration was dispersed by the invaders, and one student, Jan Opletal, was shot dead. The funeral, which took place on November 15, turned into a protest. As a result, many students were arrested and imprisoned in a concentration camp. And by order of Hitler, all educational institutions of Czechoslovakia were closed until the end of the war.
In our country, student's day is usually celebrated on January 25th. The history of this holiday is completely different ... Firstly, on this day the church celebrates the day of Tatiana, the Roman consul. Tatiana (now Tatiana) was persecuted for her Christian faith. She was severely tortured to renounce her faith. But Tatyana was steadfast, and many admired the strength of her character. Later she was sentenced to death, and the girl's name was canonized. The question is, what does the student's day have to do with it? The point is that history Russian state It happened in such a way that it was on this day, January 25, 1755, that Elizaveta Petrovna signed a decree on the opening of the first Russian university. And since then, Saint Tatiana has been considered the patroness of all students. Since the same 1755, this holiday began to be celebrated - to arrange celebrations on the occasion of the holiday: solemn speeches, worship, and then illumination, fireworks, treats, theatrical performances. So students' day is celebrated on January 25th.
student day congratulations
IN student day congratulations usually occur in words, because this holiday is an ordinary school day. You can also send short SMS messages to your fellow students on the student's day and, no doubt, they will be pleased. Of course, concerts and discos are organized on this day to add solemnity to this day. You can approach the organization of this holiday creatively, and prepare scenarios for the students' day. A good screenplay will be written by a professional screenwriter, which you can easily find on our website. As for gifts for a student's day, it is not customary to give them, but there are many others. interesting traditions for this day. For example, the so-called "cat concerts" used to be arranged. Today, students walk until night, have fun and celebrate this holiday with all their hearts.
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Happy Student Years Student Day Scenario - Vocational Education World
This is the most fun time into every person. A smile will appear on the face of any person who recalls this period of his life. The student years have always been distinguished by their unforgettableness and a certain immediacy, which is not necessarily associated with naivety.
Between the ages of 17 and 22, we are still kids trying to do everything "like adults." But, fortunately, students do not try to have fun "like adults", so they have fun
Answer: 8209; really - childishly. It is especially great for students whose parents stayed in other cities or villages, sending their beloved child to a “foreign land”. - (hover over)
students like known - people funny. They have a number of holidays, but among them there is one that is recognized by everyone - Tatyana's day. This day is usually celebrated by students on a grand scale. We have no doubt that it will always and for a long time remain in the memory of those who vigorously celebrated it.
For this holiday, we offer you all kinds of student jokes, toasts and humorous games.
So let's start with a few toasts.
A student of the Academy of Economics lies drunk in the corridor, a teacher passes by and asks:
Student?
What course?
Twenty-eight rubles thirty kopecks...
So let's drink to the fact that each course of our studies lasts no more than one year!
Two teachers near the dean's office are having a conversation:
Now, if I put at least one "four" on the exam, then the whole group will carry me in their arms!
And if I put at least one “three” on the exam, then the whole group will carry me in their arms!
The dean comes out the door and says:
And if I fire you both now, then the whole faculty will carry me in their arms.
So let's drink to those times when the entire faculty will carry the dean in their arms!
Association of High School Teachers All&
Answer: 8209; still achieved an increase in its wages twice - from this day on, students will take the session four times a year. So let's drink to pass the session on our own! - (hover over)
If a student does not want to study, it means that the military registration and enlistment office is not working well!
Let's drink to the fact that no improvements are planned in his work in the coming years!
We decided to conduct a test on the intellectual development of students, approached students one by one 1&
Answer: 8209; 2nd, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th years and asked: "What is twice two?" - (hover over)
Answer: 8209;th course (quickly): "4!" - (hover over)
Answer: 8209;th course (quickly looking into the spur): "4!" - (hover over)
Answer: 8209;th course (pulling out a calculator, quickly): "4!" - (hover over)
Answer: 8209;th course (in a hurry, leafing through the reference book): "4!" - (hover over)
Answer: 8209;th course (with indignation!): "What am I supposed to remember all the constants?" - (hover over)
So let's drink to the fact that we always have a reference book with us or, at worst, a calculator.
There is an exam. A rather drunk student bursts into the audience:
Professor, please take an exam from an almost sober student.
Okay, get a ticket.
Answer: 8209;e?e, not with me. Guys, bring Vasya. - (hover over)
So let's drink to the fact that our assessments do not depend on the degree of intoxication.
A cool student takes an exam, invests in examination paper 500 dollars and writes: "A hundred bucks a point!". After the exam, he opens the notebook and sees $ 300 and the inscription: "Surrender!".
So let's drink to the honest passing of exams with the help of cheat sheets!
In order to distinguish a visiting student from a native, it is not necessary to communicate with him or peer into his face, you just need to look at his behavior.
Answer: 8209; riddle. Restore text. Moreover, each proposal is a sign or sign indicating the prohibition of actions, or vice versa. - (hover over)
1. N_T B_ _O_ _!
2. O_ _O_O_ _O, Z_ _ I C_ _ _K_!
3. P_ T_ _B_ H_ X _ _ _ _b!
4. N _ K_R_ _ _!
5. O_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!
6. R _ _O_ _ _ T L _ _I!
7. O _ _ _ST _ _ _ _ _ _ _ D _ _ _ _H_ _!
8. W _ _ _ _ _ _ _ B _ _ _D!
9. V _ _ _ P _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ V _ _ _ _ _ _ _ N!
10. O _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A A _ _ _ _ _ _ A!
1. There is no way out!
2. Beware, angry dog!
3. Do not walk on the grass!
4. Don't smoke!
5. Beware!
6. People work!
7. One way traffic!
8. Emergency exit!
9. No outsiders allowed!
10. Bus stop!
For the next one you will need two chairs. Attach a “Correct” sign to one of them, and “False” to the other. All players are divided into two teams. The moderator asks a question. If the team believes that the statement is correct, then one of its members should take the chair with the “Correct” sign, and if you think that this statement is wrong, then you need to take the chair with the “False” sign.
We offer you the following statements:
1. Etymology - the science of insects - is false (about the origin of words).
Answer: 8209; Latin means "nothing" - correct. - (hover over)
4. Rio de Janeiro is in Argentina - falsely - in Brazil.
5. Autism is a kidney disease - a false - mental illness.
6. A rhombus is an equilateral parallelogram - right.
7. In the word "protocol". 9 letters - false - 8.
8. Goalkeeper is a right-back in hockey - falsely - a goalkeeper.
9. Holland is the same as the Netherlands - right.
10. Purim is a Muslim holiday - false, Jewish.
11. The Euphrates flows through Iraq and flows into the Persian Gulf - right.
12. Van Gogh died in 1890 - correct.
13. Lieutenant is the rank between captain and sergeant - correct.
As you know, there is no limit to the ingenuity of students in writing cheat sheets. Therefore, you can play the game "Cribs". Choose two participants and give them each a roll of toilet paper. Their main task is to tear the paper into small pieces as quickly as possible and hide it in such a way that the paper is not visible. You can hide cheat sheets in socks, in pants, in shorts - anywhere. The first person to complete this task wins.
Add to this party a large number of different games that can be taken from other chapters, and then you can celebrate the student's day even more fun than usual. Good luck!
Scenarios student's day
Holiday for the first year in collegePresenters exit from different sides of the stage to cheerful music
Vedas. 1. Good afternoon, dear friends!
Vedas. 2. We are glad to see you, dear freshmen, highly experienced graduates and parents!
Vedas. 1. Guests, teachers and masters of industrial training!
Vedas. 2. After all, today in this beautiful hall there will be major event this year.
In chorus: DEDICATION TO STUDENTS!!!
Sounds like Murmansk
To the song "top-top, stomp baby" a freshman comes out
Vedas. 1. Baby, are you lost?
Freshman (sadly): Yes… I can’t find mine…
Vedas. 2. You will become your own when you pass the initiation into students!
The freshman stays in the middle of the stage.
The leaders leave. Pioneers come out to the music.
Read the speech in turn
1st pioneer: Everyone, everyone,
Scenarios of evenings dedicated to the student's day and Tatyana's day (page 1) - scenarios - cultural forum
SCENARIO "Oh, this Tatyana!"
1. METEL (Struk)
HERO. Frost and sun! I don't care,
After all, I, as the main character of the novel
Waiting for my first and main love!
Come, come quickly, my Tatiana!..
Chu, I hear a rustle, it seems that she is coming ...
BABKA. (from prompter booth) Vitalik, come here!
HERO. Sh-sh-sh!
BABKA. Why are you hissing, Serpent Gorynych! Come here!
HERO. Baba Luda, don't interfere, leave me alone!
BABKA. What is it, wait, I'll get out now!
HERO. Baba Lyuda, you're disrupting our event! So much preparation for this vaudeville, so much rehearsal.
BABKA. (gets out) Yeah, I'm ripping off. No, you just look, good people, I rip off a vaudeville for them. It’s not enough that I’m my stage for them, for that I’m sitting in this prompter’s booth, I’m suggesting words to these ignoramuses. So I'm still in the disruption of the performance ..
HERO. ... Vaudeville!
Yes, your vaudeville is accused. What is my fault?
HERO. How in what!? Now, according to the script, Tatyana should go on stage and sing a song. And then you got out. For what?
BABKA. What do you mean why? I showed you from the hole. (gestures)
HERO. And what does it mean? I did not get anything! Can you understand, dear viewers?
BABKA. What's wrong with that?!?! I told you: DO NOT WAIT, FOOL, TANKA WILL NOT COME! FOOL, FALL IN LOVE AND LEFT TO MOSCOW!!! What is not clear here? Okay, figure it out yourself. I went. (leaves)
HERO. How did you leave? Two months of rehearsals! Director!!! Director!!!
DIRECTOR. (leaves slowly) Why are you yelling?
HERO. So this…
DIRECTOR. I know, so what now? Well, she left, well, she fell in love. Why do nerve cells waste? Here's a lamb, eat ... Uh, honey, wait. What is that shirt you have on?
HERO. Yes, I took it in the dressing room, it hung there ...
DIRECTOR. This is, my dear, my shirt! And no one should wear my shirts except me. I'm the director here! Or what do you think - I'm stealing bagels here ?! Eat some more lamb. Eat a lamb and take off your jacket!
HERO. Yes, I will not undress on stage. This is vaudeville, not an erotic program!
DIRECTOR. Oh, we're not going to take off our jacket?! Well, no need, I'll take it off! My shirt is closer to my body! (takes off his shirt) Here, my golden one, eat the lamb! I went!
HERO. And what about me?
DIRECTOR. I don't know, my diamond, I don't know. (leaves)
HERO. Here is the number. Unlucky, so unlucky.
2. UNLUCKY (Jr.) (Roma)
STUDENT. Young man, what happened to you? You are so sad.
HERO. What's happened. The vodeville partner left. The prompter, she is the usher, left. The director took off my shirt and left me alone on stage and also left!
STUDENT. Now I see that you are in trouble. They even took off their last shirt. Probably this director of yours is the ataman of robbers.
HERO. No, he is a normal person. Oh, who are you?
STUDENT. I am Jean, the eternal student. I have trouble too. Once I refused to help my friend in an exam and...
HERO. What, did not write off?!
STUDENT. That's it. AND great spirit students cursed me and said: “UNLESS YOU HELP 1,000 STUDENTS IN A DIFFICULT SITUATION, YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVENESS. BUT THE SITUATIONS HAVE TO BE REALLY DIFFICULT! I GIVE YOU 1,000 YEARS FOR EVERYTHING!” I have helped 999 students, but today, January 25, 2006 at 12 o'clock at night, my term expires. And I need to help another student. And where will I find a student in the middle of frosty snowy Russia, and even at 7 pm. There seems to be no end to my curse!
HERO. Jean, you are lucky, because I am also a student, I have a difficult situation. I need to have a STUDENT HOLIDAY! Will you help me?
STUDENT. Certainly!
HERO. Tell me, are you really over 1,000 years old?
STUDENT. Yes.
HERO. Where did you study?
STUDENT. Far away, in medieval France. Come on, I'll tell you.
3. IN THE FRENCH SIDE (Jr.)
4. WHITE SNOW (Art.)
HERO. Yes, you had a hard time. You drank for 1000 years.
STUDENT. Okay, now we need to help you! What do we do?
HERO. We need to play with the audience.
STUDENT. Okay, but which one?
HERO. I don’t know, the director should have explained the meaning of the game. Here he is, by the way.
DIRECTOR. I see you are not wasting your time. And who is this?
HERO. This is my assistant. He helps me play.
DIRECTOR. Well, come on, come on. And I'll stand on the sidelines. I'll see how you get on.
HERO. You know what to do?
STUDENT. Call 5 people.
HERO. And what will they do?
STUDENT. Call, you'll see!
HERO. We ask 5 people to come on stage, preferably students. Former, present, future. Maybe even eternal. It can be boys, it can be girls.
COMPETITION (The smartest student)
5. ANY (or GIRL) (Art.)
6. ASSOL (Jr.)
7. SUN (st.) (winter forest)
HERO. Here we come to the next game.
STUDENT. Well, it's wonderful, it's good that the gypsies are with us, they are my friends.
gypsies. Hey Jean!
STUDENT. Hello Free Tribe!
HERO. And how do you know them?
STUDENT. They are the same wanderers as I am. Over the years I have met them many times and we have become friends.
BABKA. So, what is this camp? Who allowed? Why is there fire on the stage. Who will clean up? Police!!!
HERO. These are our assistants, they will help us to play the game.
BABKA. What game with gypsies? Who will lead the horse faster or steal the wallet?
STUDENT. Do not offend people, it's better to see what game they came up with.
COMPETITION (tickets) (winter forest)
DIRECTOR. Tickets have been collected, so the hall will be clean!
BABKA. Oh, good gypsies, you could not guess what awaits me in the future.
8. FORTUNE (Art.) (winter forest)
HERO. Oh, gypsies, how I envy them, these are the freest people in the world.
STUDENT. Now, if I help you today, I will be free too! How I dream about it!
9. FREEDOM (Jr.)
10. I LOVE YOU (Art.)
HERO. You know, Jean, everything is fine, everything is fine, but something confuses me.
STUDENT. What exactly?
HERO. I will be able to explain this only when 2 people come on stage. (leave) Guys, we have vaudeville on the poster, and since we all dispersed, dispersed, there is no one to sing with us. We must correct the situation. And then my hat will fly in, and Jean will be in trouble.
Gotta sing. Can you sing?.. Well, nothing.
We are not going to teach you to sing, we will now try to hold such a competition as in the program “ Good jokes". Each of you represents your half of the room. A representative from another part of the hall will sing a song to him. We reverse the song, you listen to the result and try to sing what you hear. Then we turn your singing over and you have to guess what song you have guessed. Clear?
COMPETITION (Hero - songs)
11. BROKEN LOVE (v.)
12. WHERE ARE YOU? (ml.)
DIRECTOR. Well, students? How is it going?
HERO. Fine.
DIRECTOR. Were there?.. And the games?.. And the dances?.. And Tatyana?
HERO. In terms of?
DIRECTOR. In the sense that we have Tatyana's Day. And we always congratulate all Tatyana. Did you call Tatyana on stage?
HERO. No.
DIRECTOR. Well, let's invite. And I'll see what you can do.
HERO. Dear Tatyana, we congratulate you on your name day, Happy St. Tatiana's Day!
We wish you success in everything, health, love! And welcome to the stage!
COMPETITION (Tatiana - Dancing)
13. MR. DJ(Sr.)
14. PUM-PAM (junior)
DIRECTOR. Once again, we congratulate all Tatiana and students on Tatiana's Day!
BABKA, Learn for yourself, do not wait for a hint.
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A fragment of an open lecture on socionics, which we held in June in the regional scientific library Kaliningrad. Our intern Vladimir (IEE "Huxley/Counselor") talks about his experience of applying socionics in life.
