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1. In any city there is either a river, a swamp or a reservoir - in general, some kind of water body. So, when driving in public transport over the water, you need to, looking out the window, portray great surprise and exclaim loudly: “Look - dolphins !!!” It will be a lot of fun when all together, with their mouths open, fall to the windows.

2. Cool prank on April 1: if your city has a subway, you can take advantage of such a lucky circumstance. Get into the car, and when the train starts, pretend that you have pressed the button to communicate with the driver. Say for everyone to hear: “Please, in such and such a car, Coke and a pack of chips!”, Or something like that. After that, with the calmest expression on your face, wait for the next stop. On it, in the same doors that you are standing in front of, your friend should enter, ask who ordered Cola with chips, and hand them to you. And you have to pay for the order. But all this must happen very quickly so that the “courier-waiter” jumps out of the car before the doors close. People are shocked!

And now the main joke for April 1: again you press the button and say: “Until the final one without stopping!” You can imagine the reaction of the passengers!

3. For this April Fool's joke, you need some kind of crowd, for example, a trolleybus or tram stop. A man “in the form” of a deer runs past her, i.e. or with real horns, dressed on the head or putting hands with fingers “fan” to the head, shouting at the top of my lungs: “I am a deer!!! I am a deer!!!" And safely hiding behind the corner of a nearby house. A minute later, “hunters” with toy guns or models of machine guns run past the same stop, simultaneously asking people if a deer ran through here ?!

4. If suddenly in your locality already so warm that the fountains are turned on - squeeze dishwashing detergent into the fountain pool. So much foam will turn out that it will cover the entire surrounding area !!!

5. On April 1, April Fool's Day, you can do another cool trick: 2 people who look at least somewhat similar, for example, in length or hair color, dress the same, at least in things of the same color. And they are located at neighboring transport stops, or rather close to them. For example, a trolleybus pulls up to the first stop. Just before his departure, or when he is already closing the doors and starting to move, one of the dressed guys appears, tries to catch up with the trolleybus, but does not have time. The transport is leaving. At the next stop, a sort of out of breath second member enters the door and, breathing heavily, declares: “Woah, I barely caught up!”

6. At a family dinner, put a small flat magnet under the tablecloth for one of the family members. And on the tablecloth, as expected, cutlery. It will be funny when a person tries to take a spoon / fork / knife. The main thing is that there should not be a plate of hot soup near the person, because it can easily spill out!

7. Jokes and jokes on April 1 in the company: the game “Guess the part of the body with the help of fingers”, but blindfolded, is arranged. One person is blindfolded, the other is intended for “poke”. After several successful or not entirely guesses, which part of the body the first person hit, cut tomato halves are substituted under his fingers! The guesser pokes at them, and then another, “victim”, immediately starts yelling that his eye was gouged out! The joke is evil, so you can crank it only on a mentally calm and stable person!

8. If you are walking with a group of friends, pointing at the sky with your hand, exclaim: “Look, a dead bird is flying!” Everyone will watch, of course. Joke to match the April Fool's Day!

9. In the dormitory, nail or glue the slippers of one of the students to the shelf with something. He gets up, his feet in slippers, but they do not come off the floor!

10. You call a person and in a serious voice inform that you are from the Housing Office, and warn that both cold and hot water will be turned off in half an hour. Advise you to collect all the free containers, they say, there may not be water for a couple of days. After the specified time, you call back again: “Did you get water? Warm up! Soon we will bring the elephant to wash!”

Good game for school. Write a note during the lesson with the words “There is a mop on the ceiling” and pass it on to your desk mate. Tell him to pass the note on after reading it. The effect will be amazing when everyone who reads the note looks up, and the teacher with him!

You can also play a funny prank on your beloved guy by replacing his glove with your own (of course, a smaller one).

You need to ask a friend to stand in the middle of the room, stretching their arms forward. Next, put two matches in your hands (between the index and thumb), heads to the bottom. Place the next two matches under the shoes of the friend being played, barely putting them in. At the end, ask him a question about what month is in the yard. Of course, in response you will hear: "April." And then a trick: “Why are you skiing then?” Laughter in the room is guaranteed!

The draw is suitable for people who are not very well versed in astronomy. It consists in the fact that you tell a person that today on the news they transmitted information that a piece came off from the Sun, with another flash, and it flies towards the Earth. It will reach our planet by the end of this day. And they say that it is not yet known what damage it can cause, but most likely - colossal. So far, the details are unknown, in such a short time, scientists are unlikely to be able to do something.

For such a prank, you should find out when a person is absent and then return home. Throw a decorated box under the door with the inscription "Your surprise from the firm" with a note inside - "Your bonus for hard work." Plant inside the box to choose from - a turtle, a lizard, a snail or someone else, of course, you need to make sure that the beast has access to air. Also include a business card with the company's phone number. If you like the surprise, then it will also be a gift. If not, he will return to the "firm".

A call at 6 in the morning to a friend - dear, help, robbed at night, beaten, woke up in the morning outside the city - there’s not even anything to get to, no money, he asked the mushroom picker for a phone (it’s better in general for an outsider like a mushroom picker to start a conversation - here, here your friend supposedly - all battered, etc.). He says where to drive ... along such and such a highway, bring money. A friend is carrying money and ends up on a holiday, where the table and all his friends are set.

A wonderful prank to play in an institution with a huge number of visitors. A sign indicating the toilet should be placed on the door of one of the offices. It would be better if his employees would leave the office infrequently. This will give time for a joke until the sign is removed. It is very hilarious to imagine office workers watching the following scene. “The door to the office opens rapidly, another visitor almost runs in and quickly leaves with a surprised look.”

On April 1, you can make such a prank at work to prank colleagues. Take a glass bottle with a capacity of 250 grams from vodka at home. Pour water into it. Put a bottle of water in your bag. At work, you can first start a conversation about healthy way life, while taking out this bottle and drinking water from it. You could also offer to drink from this bottle to one of your colleagues. It will be especially funny if a person drinks who has not drunk before.

The method is hopelessly outdated, but surprisingly effective. If you have good company friends and you need to play "the most gloomy" - then there is a good way to cheer up. At ordinary gatherings, you offer to smoke new cigarettes, donated by some distant common acquaintances, cigarettes. After a few minutes, you can do anything: run 10 chickens into the room, get dirty with paint, or even quietly turn on some kind of melody. The main thing is to pretend that no one notices anything. The expression of confusion on your friend's face will cheer you up for a long time.

April Fool's Day is in full swing, and you haven't had a good laugh yet? There is still time before evening. Our jokes are here to help you. Only, chur, no evil and dangerous jokes, it's not funny at all.

family jokes

Who are you?

Great idea to change door lock April 1st. The very fact of "missing" own apartment is something unexpected. If you are sure that the nerves of your household are strong and able to withstand more, proceed further. Invite to the house unknown man(woman) and ask to open the door at the moment when someone (that unfortunate person you are joking over and who is trying to open the door with the wrong key) is picking the key in the lock. “Who are you?” is a natural question. “What are you doing in OUR apartment?” is also predictable. But further - as fantasy tells. A stranger can tell a story that he bought THIS apartment from a man last night (according to the description, everything fits), he can even wave some documents under his nose. In general, you can imagine the situation. You will laugh!

Carefully! Just in case, have ammonia on hand, and in the next room a crowd of friends who are ready to “resolve” the situation at the right time.

We paint nails

Paint nails for dad or older brother - what could be more fun? The only question is that they will not agree to voluntarily go for such manicure excesses, they will have to act secretly, preferably in a dream. This prank is most effective when the “experimental” wakes up early in the morning and, in a hurry, does not immediately pay attention to his hands. But when he is driving or grabs the phone to answer a call from his boss, there will be no time for acetone.

As an option - permanent marker drawings on exposed parts of the body.

Soap "non-soap"

Transparent nail polish will help turn soap into a completely non-soapy useless item that is not clear why it is in the bathroom. Apply a thin layer of varnish on the soap and die with laughter while your household tries in vain to “blur” this piece of, uh ... bad, in short, a piece of soap.

A harmless shoe joke

While no one sees, stuff cotton wool or paper into the shoes, but not too much so that it does not immediately arouse suspicion. When the owners decide to wear shoes, they will find them extremely uncomfortable. Some may pretend that nothing happened and try to walk in SUDDENLY tight shoes, but sooner or later you still have to check what happened. Are you wearing bricks? Discreetly place something very heavy in a backpack, handbag or purse. For example, brick, stone. The owner will be surprised!

One of my friend's husband "tossed" a plastic skull and she brought it to work. As an option - a children's gun, a typewriter. Turn on the fantasy, friends!

Delicious toothpaste

Empty a soft plastic tube with pasta and fill with mayonnaise. It is most convenient to do these manipulations with a syringe without a needle. The effect is amazing! You laugh.

school jokes

Bomb!

Bring a large box, write "BOMB" on it and put it on a cabinet in the farthest corner of the classroom. To make the effect believable, cut paper is poured inside and a loudly ticking alarm clock is set.

Tricky signs or signs are hung around the school. For example: “The toilet is not working, come tomorrow”, “There is no water, and there won’t be, you need to wash your hands at home”, “April 1 - lessons are canceled”, “The director is angry, do not enter without a chocolate”, etc. The main thing is to act discreetly so that the teachers didn't get caught.

"Defective" board

Rub the board with soap, then the chalk will not write.

Yum yum to me

In a box of washing powder or cat food, pour a harmless baby food or crunchy corn flakes. It is effective to get such a “hands-off” and start eating with appetite.

Miracle Egg

With a syringe, draw out chicken egg contents, fill with plain water. By all the laws of physics, if the hole is one and small, you can not be afraid of backflow. Armed with such a miracle egg, go up to a friend and with the words “I wonder how much your suit costs?”, Put the egg in his pocket. While he will be "stupid" in bewilderment, clap his pocket hard with his palm. The contents of the egg will leak out...

office jokes

Spot

"Spill" milk on the keyboard. To do this, apply PVA glue to the glass, carefully remove the dried film and use it for a prank!

Red nail polish is poured onto a file or any other smooth surface. You can use the "bloody" stain at your discretion.

Smokey!

Temporarily block the door. Using a wide tube, use a hair dryer to blow baby powder into the gaps in the doorway or into the free space under the door. The effect is unexpectedly "smoky".

live mouse

If two people are sitting side by side (opposite each other), you can swap keyboards and mice in their absence (change the plugs under the table). When the workers return to their places and start working, "the computer will begin to live its own life."

Madam, you are here!

On the door to the men's and women's toilets, signs "Male" (with the largest possible letter "F"), and "Madama" (the letter M are large) are pasted. From afar, only these large letters are visible, so many go to the wrong door.

Dear readers! Tell us in the comments about your April Fool's pranks. Let's laugh together!

Friends, hello again! Spring is generous with the holidays and April 1st is one of my favorites. Do you too? What I love this day for is the unrestrained fun, funny congratulations and laughter even from those from whom it is difficult to give out a semblance of a smile on ordinary days. Adults become like children, getting bogged down in pranks, children take their breath away, actively inventing jokes for adults, friends and colleagues on April 1, with the hope that this time pranks are “within the law”. In general, I propose to delve into the topic April fool's drawings and come up with something super interesting and original together!

April 1 jokes for friends and family

To please and amuse classmates, mom and dad, sister, I picked up the most interesting jokes.

Pranks for classmates - how not to get bored at school on April 1

Children love to joke and have fun more than anything in the world. In this sense, they are much cooler than adults. Young pranksters are not held back by a sense of responsibility, they do not worry about the rules of conduct and norms, they get high from the opportunity to have fun on a specially designated day from the heart. Consider the best school jokes.

• "Paper Joke". Prepare for the holiday at school in the evening. On several sheets of paper, print text with different content. This may be an announcement about the imminent shutdown of water, the cancellation of lessons, the arrival famous group to perform at the school line, etc. Post ads in the school yard. Try not to catch the eye of the principal or teachers. It will be funny when the kids gather in the auditorium for the concert of rapper Face, and instead get scolded by teachers for making noise and disrupting the lesson!
• "April Fool's Brick". Watch the victim. She must have a large backpack with an abundance of compartments behind her back. Follow the owner of the backpack, wait for the moment when the latter is left unattended. In one of the compartments of the backpack, put a brick or stone, preferably heavier. Watch the guy when he tries to lift the backpack, I wonder if he will guess to check what gives such weight in it?
• "Life Without School". If there are those in your circle of friends who rarely go to school, they will become the victims of the draw. On April Fools' Day, prepare a letter for your chosen student from class teacher. In the text of the letter, report the exclusion from school for systematic absenteeism. It will be fun to watch his face change!
• Fantomas. Get your hands dirty with ashes. Choose a victim and play with him the game "guess who closed his eyes with his hands." Guess you or not, not so important. The main thing is that black ash glasses will remain on the face of the victim.
• "Blackboard". A classic harmless joke of schoolchildren of all countries. With all the harmlessness, it can disrupt the lesson, or at least delay its beginning. The bottom line is simple: rub blackboard soap. Writing on such a surface will not work, so the teacher will force you to remove traces of soap, or offer to work according to a different scheme. But here already, as luck would have it. The main thing is not to confess what you have done, otherwise the punishment may turn out to be incommensurable with leprosy if the teacher is not going smoothly with a sense of humor.

Jokes on friends

Making fun of your friends on April Fools' Day is a sacred thing. Who else, if not over them, can be kindly mocked during the day and completely with impunity?

So, how to joke?

• Let's start with the known joke with "head in a jar". It will be funny if you have not done such a trick before and are sure that a friend or girlfriend has not seen anything like this and definitely does not expect to see it.

You don't have to do anything illegal to scare the head of a corpse in a jar. Just find an empty jar, fill it with liquid, slightly tinted green, pink or yellow, place a suitable photo inside. It is especially funny if it is a photo of one of your friends. Put the jar with the "head" in the fridge and ask a friend to go get ice cream, sandwiches, or whatever. The effect of surprise will work as it should, you can’t do without shock!

Jokes on parents - delicate humor

With parents on April 1, everything is not so simple. You need to joke with them carefully and I would even say gently, so as not to hurt your heart. Jokes about death, accidents, mining, kidnappings and others are definitely inappropriate. These are all dangerous topics that parents cannot be funny about.

I offer classic harmless practical jokes:

1. Dessert with a twist sweets "Raffaello" for mom - mash the melted cheese with a fork, put beans or peas inside, add more spices, roll into balls and roll liberally in coconut flakes. Don't forget branded packaging.
2. Compote-non-spill. Treat your parents to a delicious compote of fresh fruits, although they won’t be able to drink it, because in each glass there will be a bag of gelatin.
3. colored tea. Same interesting option for those who drink tea bags. Carefully open the sachet, add a little food coloring, better different colors in several bags, fasten with a stapler with a thread as it was. It will be funny to watch the surprise of mom, dad, sister or brother when they get blue or red tea from ordinary bags.

Interesting joke - with "sudden message". Make it so that on April 1, parents will find a letter from the public utilities in the box with a message about the imminent work on laying the cable on the roof of the house and recommendations to protect the windows with tape. Don't forget to film the parents diligently taping the windows. See don't play! Admit that it was a joke as soon as you record a short video clip.

"Holiday Toothpaste" There are options here. The most innocent option is with a hole covered with cling film. Harder - with dye or sour cream (mayonnaise) in a tube.

"Transcendental communal". Cheer your parents up with a fake bill with a ridiculous 5-zero utility bill. It is easy to make in any graphics editor. Slip the receipt under the door or put it in the mailbox. And yes, in order not to arouse suspicion in your address, be surprised with your parents, scolding public utilities.

Making fun of colleagues

In the office, pranking colleagues is the direct responsibility of every prankster. Well, it does not pass without this today, a normal April 1 in any organization. Options to joke the sea. I offer these ideas:

• Workplace lock. There are two ways to block access to a colleague's computer and desk: self-adhesives and cups of water. There is also a variation on the theme - with foil (all furniture and office equipment are carefully wrapped with it, but it is laborious and costly) and a simplified method - stationery rubber bands on the mouse, pen and other important little things (you need as many rubber bands as possible).
• "Crazy Mouse". Popular prank with a computer mouse. All that needs to be done is to seal the laser with tape or a napkin. You can film a colleague's torment as he desperately tries to tame a naughty mouse.
• "Blot". A great joke for a colleague who pays special attention to perfection appearance. Mix phenolphthalein with ammonia (buy at a pharmacy). Fill the ink pen with this liquid. Shake her inadvertently right on white shirt employee. The red spot will shock! Do not rush to reveal your cards right away. Take a little time for decency and only then report that the stain will not be in a few minutes.
• "Pogrom in the office". Make your way on workplace colleagues and replace his pens with analogues with glued caps, with empty pastes or with pastes of bright colors. Don't miss the reaction to the joke!
• "Changing Signs". Change the signs of the offices, for example, "Accounting" to "Toilet". This joke is appropriate when there are new people in the office every day. I wouldn’t recommend a more radical joke on this topic with the participation of the “Leader” sign, it’s too risky.

Anonymous SMS - pranks under the mask of incognito

Through special anonymous messaging services, you can have great fun sending SMS to parents, friends and colleagues without leaving your home. How do you like these texts:

1. “Mobile operator welcomes you. Unfortunately, we are forced to inform you that your number will be disabled for six months in payment of a fine for profanity during calls.
2. "Attention! Urgently neutralize your phone otherwise it will self-destruct in 30 seconds!”
3. “Attention, you are in range of laughing gas. Get out of the area immediately."
4. “Your account has been debited with the balance of funds for the white lemur support fund, with respect and gratitude for your participation, the society of animal defenders.”
5. “Dear subscriber, funds in the amount of 1,500 rubles have been debited from your account for prohibited charging of the device at night.”

I hope I helped with the ideas. Write how you are going to play friends and parents in the comments, share the post on the networks!

Sincerely, Anastasia Skoreva