Sports statuses. Statuses about athletes
Better not mess with a runner. If you are stronger in a fight, he will hit you in the face and run away, and if you turn out to be a weakling, then the result may turn out to be deplorable for you.
My favorite sport is rowing! I give all my strength to her, this is my meaning of life. To everyone who re-reads this status, I wish to decide on a life goal. I am sure that a meaningful life is brighter and richer.
Our life can be compared to boxing. We try to stay on our feet even after the most powerful blows, and in response we try to hit without a miss.
I’ll take a can of condensed milk in the store, put on my jeans-boiled jeans as soon as possible and head to the gym. Is there anything more beautiful than this real?!
Best Status:
An athlete during a diving competition lost his swimming trunks, and instead a prize received applause from the audience.
A racer from Armenia starts the competition on the top five of eggplant, but, according to the athlete himself, no matter what, he has alloy wheels, tinted windows and, most importantly, lower lighting.
The wife is touched: “Honey, this athlete in a red scarf is such a cutie!” Husband indignantly: “What kind of scarf is this?! It's his language!
Smoke, thump and inhale various dirty tricks and more! Personally, I will drink juice and go to the gym!
I sympathize with the boxers. And the point is not at all that they experience pain, both during training and at various competitions. I feel sorry for them because broken teeth are very difficult to pull out of boxing gloves.
A smart guy-athlete of a pleasant appearance does not drink alcohol, does not recognize cigarettes, one flaw is a lover of women.
Equestrian sport is the sport of the strongest, so horses do it!
Nothing decorates a girl like an athlete next to him!!! ;-))) ?
Blue - wow! Nicotine is a poison)) Youth Council is a sport)) And one more piece of advice, for those who think differently, “Smoke, drink, DIE! Choke on booze, choke on smoke, die from an overdose! Clean up the nation's gene pool!" XD
Sport is life… Years of diligent training, when it happens that it’s hard to hold back tears from fatigue… Life would be empty and meaningless without sport…
If chess is a SPORT, then masturbation is WEIGHTLIFTING.
We love each other so much, but sport takes over my feelings!
Where professional sports begin, health ends.
Drink tomato juice! Tomato juice is health! Health is a sport! Sport is victory! Victory is money! Money is women! Women are AIDS! AIDS is death! Don't drink tomato juice!
- Hi, count up downloaded the application on the phone so that I become a sportsman, it turns on 180 times a day, I do exercises for 10 seconds. - Isn't it easier to go to the gym? - Well, you're stupid, I can't go to the gym 180 times a day!
If it doesn't work the first time, then parachuting not for you. If it didn’t work out the second time, then the ghost of you is also xp#new.
Personally, I think it’s cool to answer the question “treat me with a cigarette”, to answer “I don’t smoke - an athlete”. Don't kill yourself!
If the first time did not work - parachuting is not for you!!))
Sports - This is the place where friends temporarily become enemies)))
Interests: my favorite - 100%.. friends - 95%.. laughter - 90%.. happiness - 85%.. sports - 20%.. sleep - 10%.
Sport is not a hobby... It's a lifestyle.
Sport makes us beautiful, slim and tired ...
Sport - is life. No, these are two different newspapers. xD
I met a friend of a volleyball player. Suddenly, he skillfully jumps up and beats with his hands. Having traced the flight path of the “projectile”, I find an insane dove that comes to life on the sidewalk. -Reflexes! - the athlete is embarrassedly justified :)
And we have sports news. Moldovan swimmer does the impossible!!! He... DROWNS!
She: so you're an athlete? He: yeah She: how long have you been a sportsman? He: *looks skeptical at his body* 20 kilos back
I am a real athlete! I am fond of litreball, heavy cutlet, and bedside biathlon)
It doesn’t matter what sport you do, it’s important that you don’t wander around and don’t do incomprehensible things
I have him as an athlete, Gandonist! =) - Who? o_O Handball player or something? :))
Only Sports, no Alcohol or Cigarettes… this is what I need, and what you need is up to you!
The goal of bodybuilders is to make a work of art out of their body, only in my opinion something is wrong with their sense of proportion and taste.
Please tell me, is "Hunting martens with a boomerang" a sport at all? - Well, as the creator of curling said, - “If only they didn’t rummage around the entrances”
Worked out perfectly today. Sports again. memories
Life is like a sport... In order to achieve a good result, everything must be on schedule and with increased workload
African athletes will not give up the palm to anyone
Real life begins when you make friends with the best, train with the strongest and don't give up when it seems that nothing can be fixed.
Not a brunette, not brown, not an athlete ... But my heart stops ...
Life is movement, movement is sport!
And now we see how a Japanese athlete named Herovato is running ... Yes, indeed, he is not running very well ...
Girls who have it. So go to bed and think everything, with tomorrow on a diet and in the gym, and the next day you forget about it??!
Boxing is an intellectual sport!
The best sport for quick weight loss is sex. Classes should be carried out at least in the morning, afternoon and preferably in the evening and at night!
Sport is the only way to lose weight...!!!
Let me be exhausted and tired after sports, but at the same time, what a charge of vivacity these workouts give!
Athlete to businessman: - Here you are, for example, how long will you run 100 meters? - Well ... dollars for 500, no less!
The races are already moving towards the end, but our athlete is not catching up. He doesn’t catch up ... that he needs to move in the other direction.
Russian athletes took a lot of gold ... in Vancouver jewelry
at first it’s scary, then it’s high ... there may be unpleasant consequences, but we don’t care about everything) this is such a sport .. Hockey)
At the world championship in break-dance, our athlete spun on his head for 20 minutes. Vaseline is the sponsor of the Russian national team in break-dance!
I can’t imagine life without sport, sport is a kind of drug that not everyone can withstand. Rhythm - you're my drug, and I'm your drug addict
Fishing is a sport with the mandatory use of doping.
Love is a sport. Especially if one doesn't want to...
Before taking a low start position, it is imperative to make sure that no one is running behind with a pole
The worst thing is not when you miss a blow, even two, but when each of them remains unanswered
Damn, how cruel it is when the muscles are cramped on the legs)) xDD... athletes will understand)
Salo strength, sports grave!
Our athletes mostly win bronze, because silver and gold will have to pay more tax
Life is a sport. To achieve excellent results, you need to constantly be active and at the same time increase the load.
n: we will watch football at your place! she: oh, maybe it’s better to go to some sports bar? he: nah, nafik she: well... football... together... in a sports bar. it's so... family like^^ he: hmm... i like your idea of a family vacation)
Most best holiday- it's humor, sports and sex
and nowhere to go ... athletes are the coolest guys)
Juice is strength, strength is health, health is sport, sport is money, money is girls, girls are sex, sex is speed, speed is death.. Do you like juice?
hehe when does it start big sport health ends...
Dear girls! The best remedy for unrequited love is sports =) don't sit at home and wrap your snot around your fist! Take care of yourself! Always be busy with something, do not lose heart and think about a bright future) thoughts are material!
Sport is primarily a struggle with yourself! Because. that at competitions no one sees what happened to you in training!
Dutch athletes ridicule anti-doping commission
Sport is audacity, success and movement, This is a reflection of sports awards, This is delight mixed with fatigue, This is a face inspired by joy, These are seconds, points and moments, This is a struggle, blows and falls This is a dream with unlimited patience. And to the victory pedestal
why can't athletes love us as passionately as their sport??
They say that sex is a sport .. well, here I am for healthy lifestyle life!
Do you doubt that I will make you? Let's try, just remember that I never have to do the second blow, and the opponent can no longer do it
A Ukrainian athlete was awarded for the will to win. He swam for half an hour in his shorts in the snow, trying to sober up before the start.
The stands are roaring - just a flurry! Athlete runs faster than light!!! The referee casually gave a start, And he hit the ass with a pistol ...
Breathe Russian sport ... breathe)
Gym - better than Thai pills!
Alcohol to hell, nicotine to hell, I devoted a year of my life to sports! Tired of this drug and all these drunks, Breathe Russian Sport, let's breathe!
Sport is like a universe. It also lights up and fades the stars
And you say sports. The boy, fully dressed in Adidas, could not escape from the Rottweiler.
People! Before you go to weightlifting competitions, think about it, is it worth it? Or at least take a gas mask with you
Decided to take up tourism, but can not move away from the computer? Imagine that you are going to play a 3D rpg only with good videos and audio qualities
Girls, I don’t envy those who have an athlete boyfriend .. always in training, tired, there is not enough time, even to simply send an SMS .. but we love them ..
The Jewish athlete ran so cunningly that he came not only first, but also second.
I quit smoking, drinking and doing drugs!!! Now only sports! All just for you!!=
how athletes celebrate their birthdays: - I will lift this barbell for your 21!!!
The only thing effective remedy for weight loss - sports. Don't believe? It's true, you're just lazy, but I'm not!
I didn’t postpone the start of sports until tomorrow, I just went and signed up for the gym. You have no idea how proud I am!
At the hammer throwing competition, one athlete says to another: - Today I have to try hard, my mother-in-law is sitting on the podium. Don't try, you still won't finish.
sex is a sport, and sports should be practiced every day!
If the first time did not work - parachuting is not for you
Oh!, Sports, you! peace!, oh! sex! You! bliss)))
Every day I want to start doing barbells, but my wife always ruins everything with homemade meatballs
The world is ruled by sports, sports and once again SEX
It turns out that the brain also has muscles. Otherwise, what is training in such a sport as chess?
Damn the Army is just a resort for some kind of sport in the morning and in general, diet food, friendly neighbors, and most importantly, no one from the ancestors itches in the ear ... Ehhhh Golden time was…
A selection of pretentious or funny quotes for your status on "mamba".
1. A real bodybuilder has to do three things in life: build a house, plant a tree and raise a son. And all this in one go!
2. Keep faith in yourself even when no one believes in you.
3. Who can do it. Who can not, he criticizes.
4. Don't expect the maximum if you're doing the minimum!
5. Yesterday you said you would do it tomorrow... Do it today!
6. "The worst thing that can happen is I'm going to be ordinary. I hate being ordinary." . Arnold Schwarzenegger
7. Genetics is just an excuse.
8. "The main wealth is health." R.V. emerson
9. "We don't stop exercising because we get older - we get old because we stop exercising!" K. Cooper
10. "Fitness is not only one of the keys to healthy body but also the basis of dynamism and creative thought". John Kennedy
11. The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
12. "A man's health can be judged by what he does twice at a time - takes a couple of pills or overcomes two stairs." Joan Welsh
13. "My husband and I do yoga every night after we put the baby to bed. People who work out together stay together for life." Bettany Frankel
14. "The only thing needed to win evil forces above a good man, is his inaction". Edmund Burke
15. "If something moves me forward, then only my weakness, which I hate and turn into my strength." Michael Jordan
16. "My main rival is myself. I have always fought only with myself." Yelena Isinbayeva
17. "We are what we do all the time. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
18. "Life is a struggle with our eternal desire to hide our heads in the sand, calm down and fold our hands. If your goal is a minimum of movement, then let laziness take the reins in their hands. If you strive for growth, for development, every morning be ready to meet a new day, where there is no place for sleep and laziness. Henry Ford
19. "There are no limits: the more you strive for something, the further you will be able to move." Michael Phelps
20. "Such muscles ached that I did not know at all and did not even guess that they are in the human body." Ilya Pervukhin
21. "If something hurts you, then it's yours weakness And he needs to be trained twice as hard." Mas Oyama
22. "One action is more important than a thousand intentions." John Mason
23. "The courage to say "no" to something minor will give you the opportunity to say "yes" to the big things in your life. Robin Sharma
24. You can become as good as you want. The main thing is to work hard and believe in yourself." Scott Adkins
25. "Football is a team, a team, not one or two or three star players." Pele
26. "If I listen to others, then I will cease to be myself." Roy Jones
27. "If at 30, 40, 50 years old they do not do physical education, then this is a prejudice inherited from the old days, when an idle life was considered the ideal of well-being." V.V. Gorinevsky
28. "Dedicate half an hour daily to your grief and use this half hour to take a nap." Yanina Ipohorskaya
29. "A woman has only one opportunity to be beautiful, but there are a hundred thousand opportunities to be attractive." Charles Louis Montesquieu
30. Sometimes you have to fight for happiness even with yourself.
31. To look like a goddess, you need twenty minutes in the morning. To look natural, you need to take care of yourself all your life.
32. "To live freely and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice." Richard Bach
33. "A decisive man cannot be prevented from succeeding. Place stumbling blocks in his path, and he will turn them into steps along which he will rise to the top." David Villa
34. The fire in the eyes of a person who believes in himself is a hundred thousand times brighter than the sun.
35. "A fit woman always achieves what a woman in a dressing gown cannot achieve." Evelina Khromtchenko
36. "The best cure for all ailments is salt water. Sweat, tears and the sea." Karen Blixen
37. "The most important decisions are not what you do, but what you decide not to do." Steve Jobs
38. "The will is able to change even the lines on our palms." Jean Cocteau
39. "Time doesn't like being wasted." G Henry Ford
40. Girlfriends look at your face, man - on your feet.
41. "The greatest sensual pleasure, which does not contain any impurity and aversion, is, in a healthy state, rest after work." Immanuel Kant
42. Never take the advice of people who do not live the way you dream of living.
43. Most a wise man someone who is annoyed by the loss of time.
44. Someday the refrigerator will take revenge on me. He will open the door to my room every half hour, stare at me, and then leave.
45. "The purpose of life is the search for perfection, and the task of everyone is to bring its manifestation in oneself as close as possible." Richard Bach
46. Dreams become reality when thoughts turn into actions.
47. Do at least once what others say you can't do. After that, you will never pay attention to their rules and restrictions.
48. If you want - you will find time, if you don't want - you will find a reason.
49. "Avoid those who try to undermine your self-confidence. This trait is characteristic of small people. great person On the contrary, it gives you the feeling that you too can become great." Mark Twain
50. They say that perfect woman does not exist. She went to the mirror. Lie, you bastards!
In the ring, one boxer flailed his arms so hard that his opponent got pneumonia.
Don't spoil your ass with sports!
Hurdling would be a much more spectacular sport if the hurdles were rigid.
While the losers drown in the glass real people workout in the gym!
A sledgehammer, bars, horizontal bars - a medicine against sadness and melancholy.
Go in for sports together, and you will be interested.
I decided to shake the press, lay down on the floor. Lay, lay and fell asleep...
If the first time did not work out - parachuting is not for you ...
My first love is sports!
IN gym the children are doing the “bicycle” exercise, the teacher asks Vovochka: -Vovochka, why are you lying without moving your legs? - Mary Ivanna, and I'm coming from the mountain!
Stronger is not the one who hits, but the one who holds the blow!
Sport is a secret weapon that is always with you!
Gym Guy: “I want to impress a beautiful girl, what should I use to do this?” Coach: - "ATM."
Each athlete has that coach whose bullying he agrees to endure ...
Hi, count up downloaded the application on the phone so that I become a sportsman, it turns on 180 times a day, I do exercises for 10 seconds. - Isn't it easier to go to the gym? - Well, you're stupid, I can't go to the gym 180 times a day - go to the gym!
Exercise is the cure for all diseases!
Two tips for fast running: 1. Beautiful girl ahead of you. 2. Terrible behind you.
How nice it is to feel the pain in the muscles ... which makes you stronger.
There is no such thing as too much sports! And you sit near the computer and overgrown with fat.
The Olympic scandal continues to flare up. Hockey players also want gold medals in figure skating.
You will have a cool figure if you move as much as your mouth.
And I started watching football with my husband! I have already learned four teams - "Spartak", "Dynamo", "make it louder" and "bring beer" ...
The weak say: - "Not fate" The strong say: - "I'll try again."
To mitigate the effects of a fall, a mat is usually used.
If I still live without guys, then I can’t live without sports!
So that you don’t envy me too much, I hide my gorgeous abs under a layer of fat.
In Russia, such a sport as baseball somehow did not take root especially, but baseball bats are especially popular!
Mom, can I go play football? — Okay, just don't buy anyone.
Shot on goal! The ball hits the nine! And here is the angry driver of the "nine" ...
Cool, when at training with mineral water, and not at the entrance with beer.
Sport is a force that either breaks a person or elevates him to heaven.
Do you know why the Russian team defeated the England team in the second period? - No. - During the break, the Gazmyas coach came to them ...
One girl went to the gym and dropped 5 thousand rubles in a month.
I watched the Olympics - There is a suspicion that the same athlete is playing for the Chinese.
Football is not chess, you have to think here!
Alcohol is entertainment for the poor, drugs are for the weak, Sport is for the strong!
Why do football players have short shorts, while hockey players have knee-length ones? Real men play hockey...
Valuev was suspected of doping, but so far no one dares to tell him about it.
If a hedgehog overtakes you while jogging, then it's time to stop drinking.
Fall in love with sport and it will love you back!
Pain is a temporary phenomenon. It may last a minute, an hour, a day or a year, but in the end it will subside and give way to another plague… but if I quit sports, the pain will torment me forever!!!
Sport is not a hobby... It's a lifestyle.
The most offensive defeats are those in which you gave everything to win.
Feelings for the sport were stronger than our love!
I was not created for sports, I was born for it!
Our players have learned how to score… and scored on the coach… and on the match in general.
My neighbor likes to talk in his sleep. Released today. He snored calmly, suddenly as he yells: “Kick!”. With all the dope, he kicks his foot against the wall in a dream, and then, almost crying: “For what? ..”
You train while others are walking, having fun, drinking and swimming. Dissatisfied with this. But terribly proud.
Getting off the couch and going to a workout is half the workout.
Bodybuilders dream of making their body a work of art. It is a pity that they have neither taste nor sense of proportion.
I will stop drinking, smoking, swearing - I will go in for sports.
Fishing is such a kind of folk sport, in which the adoption of doping known to everyone is always, well, simply necessary and necessary!!!
Life is like a sport... To achieve good result, everything should be on schedule and with an increase in load.
Sport makes us beautiful, slim and tired ...
The worst opponent in a fight is the runner. If you are stronger, then you will not catch up with him, if he is stronger, you will not run away from him.
Sport becomes a means of education when it? everyone's favorite activity!
Wrestling is life! Training is the place where the soul and body rest.
The coach says to the players: guys, I think. asked you to play like you've never played before. And you played like you never played at all!
No one understands Russian football players like Brazilian hockey players.
I was not created for sports, I was born for it!
After all, boxing is not a fight - it's a sport, brave ... - V.S. Vysotsky
You train while others are walking, having fun, drinking and swimming. Dissatisfied with this. But terribly proud.
Do not envy those who have by nature ideal figure. Do not envy those who eat a lot and do not get fat. Is not cool. Cool is willpower. The cool thing is to work on yourself. Cool is to fight and work on yourself.
Fall in love with sport and it will love you back!
Boxers rule, karatekas rule, and wrestlers sit in the back seat and show where to steer.
The hardest exercise in the gym is getting dressed back.
People without legs and without arms take the gold of the Paralympic Games, and two-legged and two-armed people complain about life.
Sport is a force that either breaks a person or elevates him to heaven.
If we do not take care of the body, then where will we live?
In sport, megalomania helps badly. But persecution mania helps a lot.
Sport is a secret weapon that is always with you!
Beauty does not require sacrifice, but regular exercise.
Who does not smoke and does not drink - breathes evenly, hits hard!
Each athlete has that coach whose bullying he agrees to endure ...
If the first time did not work - parachuting is not for you...
In life, as in boxing: the main thing is not with what force you strike, but with what force you can withstand the blow.
Oh, sport - you are life, and life is beautiful!
Life is like a sport... In order to achieve a good result, everything must be on schedule and with increased workload.
Sport is like a universe. It also lights up and fades the stars.
Your credo is not to be afraid of anything, fight with yourself and never give up!
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You can seek and find meaning not only in life or in spiritual practices, but also in sports. How many people found themselves in it, how many people wanted to change and make of themselves what they dreamed of: a strong, strong, skillful person. Someone dreamed of coping with the disease and found a way out in sports. Surprisingly, he overcame his illness and continued to practice further, because sport, like a drug, enters our lives and does not let go until the end. Some people are ready to train day and night, because they are constantly drawn to loads, to this feeling when you leave the gym and realize that life is good, and this is the most pleasant fatigue in the World! Or when you run 10 kilometers through a large stadium, which is located in the forest, and you are incredibly pleased to feel unity with nature and with all the people who run next to you. This is an indescribable feeling of delight and awareness that you live. Statuses with a meaning about sports can give you an idea about classes, or maybe about changing something in yourself, something that you have been dreaming of for so long. Create your image in your head and implement it day after day. Good luck.
