Russian folk dance ditties - children's, love and others. Russian folk ditties for children, ditties about professions, about summer, about school, about a camp for children
ABOUT Familiar Affairs.
G. Ladonshchikov
Lida ran boldly into the circle,
Twisted like a spinning top
And sang to the music
About familiar things:
"I'm under the tap soap hands,
And I forgot to wash my face.
Trezor saw me
He growled, "What a shame!"
Lazy in the morning Vova
Comb with a comb.
A cow approached him -
She combed her tongue.
The lazy mother says:
"Make your bed!"
And the lazy one: "Mommy,
I'm still small!"
Like tears, drops from the roof
On a clear day they dripped
Because Sasha writes
Doodles on the wall.
Borya helped to lay down the haystack,
I couldn't get off the stack myself.
Borya is crying, sheds tears,
He asks for a helicopter.
Lay cocky, cheerful
Distributed in the village:
The slob comes from school
Drags a satchel on the ground.
Sooty saucepan
Julia cleaned with sand.
Two hours in Yulia's trough
My grandmother washed it afterwards.
I'm friends with the tractor driver
I go to help him.
Tractor driver driving
And I'm sitting next to you!
Peter is good at fishing
Can make a raft
Just "hello" and "thank you"
Can't speak.
Kolya quarrels with friends,
He throws his fists into action.
At the bully under the eyes
The bruises don't go away.
Everyone on the field will water swede,
Everyone likes work
Only Katya on the bed
Lies around until noon.
On the Day of the Eighth of March, Allah
The floor was diligently swept,
And on the ninth
I did not take the broom in my hands.
Mom was leaving the store
Zina walked beside her.
Daughter didn't know
Mom to carry the load to help.
Aunt Sim asked
Climb Vitya to the attic.
- Sorry, aunt Sima,
I'm not your farmhand at all!
Liza sat for five hours,
Nose buried in the TV
And the next day in the diary
The swan rose on the line.
Vitya made friends with Valya,
Began to follow him like a shadow.
Valya was vaccinated with smallpox -
Vitya groaned all day long.
The train includes three juniors:
- Wow, how many people are here!
Take your seats guys
And then the grandmothers will take it!
Mitya walks like a cat
He doesn't eat soup or cabbage soup.
Falling down from weakness
And he loves only sweets.
I sewed a dressing gown for the doll,
Turned out to be small.
I sewed shoes for the bear,
They turned out to be great.
I asked the boy
Show your truck
And the boy, like a monkey,
He showed his tongue in response.
Returning from fishing
Yura is important, slowly,
And carries in a tin can
Two tiny ruffs.
Lyonya got up early,
I collected all the mushrooms in the forest.
Boasts about mushrooms
With white dots.
I painted myself
Black paint blanket.
The red cat slept under him,
Became a striped tiger.
The wind blows, the forest shakes,
It starts to rain,
Promises
A promise not to be forgotten.
At the bully-brawler
On the face again visible
pink abrasion,
What is given for change.
At the slut-confusion
Everything is not like that and not like that.
And an open shirt
And a buttonless jacket.
Spotted woodpecker with a sharp beak
Hammers a sonorous pine.
Two magpies in the lesson
They break the silence.
I eat porridge and sour cream
I have strength.
Still I won't fight
Just don't come near me!
About kids and toys
I wrote ditties.
Before writing them down
I decided to dance.
Oh, I'm stomping my foot
Yes, I'll drown another!
I can not resist -
Such a character.
I can't resist
The legs run in a circle.
Not sparing the heel
I beat off the trepak.
You play more fun
Balalaika - three strings!
Sing along who can
Come out, dancers!"
Irina Grokhotova
Ditties for preschool children
PARTS ABOUT PROFESSIONS
1. I will swim in the open as the captain of the ship
I will study everything in the world oceans and seas
2. I will be an exemplary pilot to the moon, I will fly
And how our Yuri Gagarin will study all the planets
3. I will be a teacher, I will not forget anything
I'll lay down all the children to sleep, but rather write.
4. I dream of being a doctor of all treat children
To endure dressings, I will surround you with warmth and affection
5. Everyone shouts that I will be, who is a doctor, who is a lecturer
Well, I will be the most important of all, I will become the director.
6. Sew my mother, sew my mother a brocade skirt
And I will grow up and become ALLA PUGACHEVA!
7. I will work as a cook when I grow up big
I will cook compotes and my favorite noodle soup for everyone.
8. I will tell everyone a secret and trust me friends
That I will fulfill this dream, I will become president!
DIFFERENT PARTS
1. Our dear guests, listen carefully
we will sing to you ditties are very wonderful
2. I decided to clean the pan myself once a year,
And then 4 days could not wash me.
3. Masha ate, laughing buckwheat porridge
They washed buckwheat Masha for an hour.
4. Burnt soup and porridge, salt is poured into compote
When my mother came home from work, she had a lot of trouble.
5. Vova rubbed the floor to a shine, prepared a vinaigrette
Mom is looking for what to do, there is no work.
6. Lena walks like a doll won't turn her head.
I didn’t even put on my shoes, I’m afraid the bow will fall off.
7. On the window there are two flowers blue and scarlet
I'm a fighting boy, though small in stature
8. I was swinging and lost my brooch
Well, who cares that I love Earring
9. I’m not too lazy to sew a mitten for a doll all day
My brother praised me - you quickly sewed a dressing gown.
10. If little Andrey sweeps the house
Sora is not on the floor, he flies at the top.
11. Serezha took a rag and wiped it all at once
Didn't drop anything, except for the vase.
12. We sang to you ditties is it good or bad
And now we'll ask you to give us a clap.
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Cheerful miniatures could be heard in the villages right on the street, during gatherings, weddings, feasts, etc. Often, people danced to a fervent performance. There were songs with a lyrical mood, which reflected the ongoing events and experiences in rhymed lines. Even the sad ditties were still filled with humor, which supported an optimistic view of the future.Interestingly, the people surrounding the performer do not just listen, but take an active part in the entertainment: they dance, clap, comment, object or support. Moreover, the most common reaction is the answer with a ditty, which thus turns into competitions.
When did ditties appear?
It is believed that the first poetic and musical miniatures appeared in the 17th-18th centuries. At that time, they were entertained by the people of buffoons, jokers and wandering artists. Other researchers believe that this happened around mid-nineteenth century.
Turning to ancient literature, you can see that almost all varieties of folklore of that time are mentioned there, only not a word is said about ditties.
- The chronicles indicate the names of epic characters, legends and parables.
- A. S. Pushkin wrote “The Song of prophetic Oleg", based on the legend about the death of Prince Oleg from the Tale of Bygone Years, and also retold folk tales.
- Folklore genres are also found in Nekrasov's work.
At the same time, ditties in literary works then not mentioned. Even in explanatory dictionary V. I. Dahl "chastushki" in the meaning of "short song" is not. For the first time this word was used by Gleb Uspensky in the 1889 essay “New Folk Songs”.
Such a significant event as the abolition of serfdom in 1861 is not indicated in any ditty. But those following it (from the 70s of the XIX century. historical facts are found in folk quatrains: the Russian-Turkish and Russian-Japanese wars, the first Russian revolution of 1905.
In literature, it appears in the verses of the 20th century: in S. A. Yesenin, A. A. Blok, V. V. Mayakovsky and their contemporaries.
Variants of the names of ditties
Chastushki began to compose in the most different corners Rus' almost at the same time. Each locality endowed song miniatures with an individual color, and sometimes even a name.
- By nature: whistle, shorty, shorty, horse, wagtail, gypsy, Semyonovna, whistle, chorus, gathering, turntable, toptushka.
- By place of origin: Volga matanechki, Ural taratorka, Saratov suffering, Ryazan ihohoshki, Yelets, Siberian Pidmont, Novgorod draft.
Some of the composed quatrains had to be sung, others had to be shouted out to a melody for dancing, performed to musical accompaniment(accordion, balalaika, horn, tambourine) or without it.
Varieties of ditties
- Lyric (chorus)- a quatrain on various topics.
- Dancing- 4-line songs with a special rhythm, which was combined with dancing. The lines are shorter than the lyric ones. Example: ditties like "Apple", which arose at the beginning of the 20th century in Ukraine as love ones. In 1917-1920. they were transformed and began to reflect the socio-political theme.
- suffering- usually these are 2-line ditties about love. They were sung slowly and protractedly. They were distributed in central Russia and on the Volga. In the northern part of the country, in the Urals and in Siberia, they were not known.
- "Semyonovna"(chastushki, named after the beginning) - 2-line ditties with a special mournful rhythm. Semyonovna is a broken Russian woman. The first songs of this type appeared in the 1930s. 20th century Then on their basis in 30-40 years. composed a lot of cruel romances.
- "Matanya"- a kind of ditty, in which the word "Matanya" was addressed to lovers. Moreover, such an appeal was often encountered both in the verse and in the refrain. Such a song is a 4-foot trochee, and the stanza consists of two lines and has a chorus.
Ditties about the village and the village
| My little tractor driver I am his maid. He is in fuel oil, I am in manure Fighting couple. *** I stood behind the porch And they said: with a young man. I took out my handkerchief And they said: kissed. *** Why are you sitting guys? Do you wipe your pants? Only weeds in the field And you are all walking. *** Oh grandfathers, grandfathers, grandfathers! How clever are you How do I walk on the water - Gray hair in your beard. *** I threw a stone To the sweetheart in the window. The window has vanished Turned out to be a cat. *** A rooster sits on a pipe. He screams that he sees two: Vanya with flowers, Petenka with money! *** I paint my lips brightly I will go through the village It will be hot for all the guys Well, it's fun for me. *** Seven beauties, seven sisters A fire was lit in the meadow. Songs are sung They invite you to visit. *** The guys don't like me And men don't like And I run with snot And blow bubbles. *** Plow in the field in spring Our tractor drivers And kiss under the pine Our harmonists. | We weeded the garden The guys had fun. It got hot, we got undressed, And they fell off. *** I stomp my left foot, I stomp right The girls love it anyway Even though I'm small! *** Doyar Vasya was sad, And sighed wearily. Milked all the cows And milking is not enough! *** Made an accordion girl Eyes sparkle with love. Loved the harmonist Didn't hold the brakes. *** Clouds float across the sky Reflecting in the lake. And Taras came to Nyura, On my bulldozer. *** In the summer it's boring without ditties, Without funny songs - Clockwork without harmonica The world is uninteresting! *** The sun is shining cheerfully There is no reason to frown. The women are walking across the field, And squint at the sun. *** I was sitting on the stove Guarded kalachi. And behind the stove there are mice The donuts guarded. *** Oh yes gray cat I went to the river under the bridge, He lowered his tail into the water, Caught fish for cats! *** Ha-ha-ha, - the goose sang. I'm not afraid of foxes. All chanterelles on weight I'll take it in a basket! |
Ditties about love
| Why did you entice When am I not nice to you? You would say in autumn I wouldn't go in winter. *** I walk around the village with Timoshka, And my Timoshka is with an accordion. He plays, sings The wind blows the curls. *** Baby, don't knock Pretty, don't mess around Under the middle window Scratch yourself a little *** Darling is sleeping, breathing softly. I kiss - he does not hear. *** Soon I'll be the owner At the sweetheart in the house: They will sit down to supper By my command. *** Dear in autumn Said a secret word: - Save, sir, Engagement ring. *** Curly Alyosha I want to love, I want to quit. *** They came to marry me With gilded bow. While powdered, blushed, Gone to another *** Well, what is it to become Carry buckets up the mountain? I will marry there Where is the water under the window. *** Sewed a cute pouch, And the glove came out. Came dear, praised: - What a craftswoman! *** We were walking with a sweetheart Near our pond; The frogs scared us - Let's not go there again. | I was sitting on the window My dear rode on a cat, Began to drive up to the window Couldn't keep the cat. *** Who has a cutie - I have an artisan: I gave shoes to sew - Sewed beetroot birch bark. *** From love, the heart is bursting: The cabbage soup is boiling, she does not hear. *** Timoshka has a wave of forelocks, He takes care of me. *** Oh, cat, scat! Do not sit on the threshold: And then darling go Stumble - fall. *** On my sundress Clubfoot roosters; I myself am not a clubfoot - Clubfoot groomsmen. *** Why did you bloom Cornflower, in the rye? Why did you come My dear, tell me *** Oh, Semyonovna, You are my little one Yes I came to you Yes, under the window. *** Baby what, baby what? Honey angry at what? Is it what people said Did he notice it himself? *** And my dear gave me Your faithful love And I gave him Your dimensionless. *** Beyond the woods, And beyond the forest is a river. Where are you going my friend The heart is gone. |
Ditties about the wedding
| There was a time - having fun Me until morning! And now I'm walking around a bit Husband screams: "It's time to go home!"! *** I have a good reason Sing ditties and dance. Congratulations, mother-in-law You have a good son-in-law! *** Music plays with us - Let's not stop! Husband kisses his wife when - It becomes enviable! *** We don't have enough space Nowhere for an apple to fall! Good, fresh bride, It makes me want to steal! *** The wedding is drinking and having fun And laughs, woo-ha-ha! Let the bride be proud Looking at the groom! *** Warms the earth hot summer The wedding is fun And let this event Brings joy to everyone's heart! *** Let the wedding sing and dance Blooms like a bouquet... Mother-in-law gently smears with a pen And mother-in-law sends greetings! *** We want to wish lovers Honestly in the house to share - Who is garbage and dishes, And who should beat the thumbs! *** Young, you obediently Follow your husband's orders Husband, wife be faithful Don't get on her nerves! *** To you under the very roof of paradise We want to build our nest! And so that there was a nest A full bowl for one hundred percent! *** I was looking for a bride He trampled half of Russia. Friend, confess, just be honest: Where did you get such beauty? | Oh, you are my ring Golden test... I will love dear To the grave! *** Unreliable girls Filled the country. In our time to rely Only for the wife! *** Tired of the girls will, I love the married lot, I will help my husband Buy perfume and dresses! *** Everything is in the mind of the father-in-law! He loves his wife! Money famously gets - Marrying a daughter! *** There is no summer without July And July without flowers; There is no love without a kiss - All love in a kiss! *** My bride and I are friends How many years - do not count. Promise, groom, bride Kiss daily! *** Father-in-law at the wedding - General! He married his daughter! He is sure: happiness will be! The son-in-law loves the bride very much! *** If the berry is ripe, You have to pick a berry. Tired of calling a bride - Know it's time to call your wife! *** What happened, oh-oh-oh Can't find a place for us Such a little daughter - Here is the bride! *** Do not rush, girlfriend, get married, Walk down the street. The feather bed is not ready yet - Feathers on a chicken. *** The guests were whispering at the table, I overheard the conversation. They say, prettier couple Haven't seen it yet! |
Ditties for children
| Go, hut, go, hut, Go, chicken, crested, Walk, canopy and threshold, And sour cream and cottage cheese. *** In the morning, mother, our Mila Gave me two candies. I barely had time to give And then she ate them herself. *** Lazy in the morning Vova comb through, A cow came up to him I combed my tongue! *** Irishka rode down the hill - Was the fastest; Ira even their skis Overtaken along the way! *** If only, if yes, if only Mushrooms grew on the nose We would cook ourselves Yes, and rolled into the mouth. *** I'll go out, I'll go out to dance In brand new shoes All the guys say What am I like a picture! *** Play it, balalaika Balalaika - three strings! Sing along, don't yawn Come out, dancers. *** I'm not a chick I'm not mommy - I grew up on the street The chicken took me. *** Yegor has two spatulas, And Nina has molds. I'm for it them tongue I'll pop it out of the window. *** I baked a cake Treated Vanya. He showed for it I have a bug in a glass. *** The grandfather taught the letter to the mouse, And then the scribbles came out. The mouse got a deuce. And both wept bitterly. *** The lazy mother says: "Make your bed!" And the lazy one: "Mommy, I'm still small." *** Sooty saucepan Manya cleaned with sand. Three hours under Manyu's shower My grandmother washed it afterwards. *** Dressed Dima in the morning And fell down for some reason: He stuck it out for no reason Two legs in one pant. *** I washed my hands under the tap I forgot to wash my face Trezor saw me He barked, "What a shame!" *** Boiled milk Went far away. I approach him again: There is no milk to be seen. *** Oh, once again, We bow down now Let's start the dance We will try for you! | We begin to sing ditties, Please don't laugh. There are a lot of people here We can get lost! *** I've grown an inch And Vitek - by as much as five. And Lariska got fat, Don't hug the whole class. *** Vanka sits at the gate mouth wide open, And people won't understand Where is the gate, and where is the mouth. *** I caught a mouse in a cage And there he locked it tightly, After all, without a mouse you can’t assemble Turnip in the garden. *** Like in a garden The goat loves to walk. After this trip Do not harvest! *** I am a cow anywhere! Like a crown my horns. Who will guide me Milk will taste! *** On my sundress Cockerels and cockerels In the whole world there is no more beautiful My sweet grandmother! *** Sasha and Masha played All toys scattered They began to argue and shout Who collects toys! *** Little kids love All kinds of sweets. Who chews and who swallows Who rides for the cheek. *** That's how Petya is good Watering the garden! There now all the frogs They are charging. *** I went fishing Dropped the rod. A fat crocodile pecked - Capsized the boat! *** We played hide and seek in the forest And Oksana lost. She climbed into the hollow - I slept there until dark! *** In summer, every clearing, Like a tablecloth. Delicious wild berry At once feed us with you. *** What are these mushrooms? Did you cover all the stumps? - Lucky you guys. These are friendly mushrooms! *** There those red-haired girlfriends They are called waves. Hurry to them, Irinka, Invite me to your basket. *** Mother allowed daughter Run for mushrooms in the morning. Daughter brought soon Two baskets of fly agarics. *** On the golden sand The sun shone - How summer time We were good! |
Funny and funny ditties
| We know a lot of ditties Both good and bad. Interesting to listen to Who doesn't know any. *** Oh dear friend, All the people know about us. No one will dance without you Without me - will not sing. *** I'm ditty to ditty, Like a thread, I knit. You tell me, my friend If I don't tell. *** Don't look at me That I'm skinny. Mom did not feed lard, I'm not guilty. *** Don't scold me, mama Don't be so harsh. You yourself were Came late. *** Behind the village on the pond The frogs are croaking. And I'm a pretty little noodle - I hang on my ears. *** Oh, you, pit, pit, pit ... I don't know who dug. There was a sweetheart on a date, Accidentally fell into it. | Didn't swim for three weeks And I caught not a belly louse. She's fat, big You can't kill with a rifle. *** I cooked from a book And she closed... How do I guess now What was brewing there. *** I watered the flowers On the balcony with a watering can. For some reason it suddenly became wet Uncle on the bench... *** And how Borkinsky guys The brave are so brave. Three kilometers ran - The sheep got scared. *** And my dear changed, On a goat he went to the Crimea, And I didn't give up Caught up on a cow. *** Ah, I stomped And I didn't stomp. Ate half a pound of gingerbread And I didn't burst. *** Came out to dance Grandma Lukerya, Where there was no hair poked feathers |
Ditties about pies
| Cakes to bake All gone long ago I would lure you Yes, you look out the window. And on it he met Ninka ... Ninka carried pies, - Cat joy and laughter ... ***
To the kettle and samovar! You, friends, hurry up and sit down! Well, praise the hostess! Well, praise the hostess! ***
Called her "buddy" And she responds to this: Eat a pie from the shelf! *** I'm waiting for dear friends Visit during the week. I want you to mine They ate pies. Pies, pies There will be tea with pies Pies, pies Let's sing songs Pies, pies We about delicious pies
Pies, pies | Baba sowed flour The dough was kneaded. And a neighbor for a pie Invited to visit! ***
I call everyone The table is set a long time ago, The pie is getting cold! ***
I put it on the window. The crow pecked everything Left no crumbs ***
Pies when baking With vinaigrette and carrots That always called me. ***
The river is nearby, the forest is all around! Eat with raspberries And with fish pie! *** Pies for lunch with jam ***
When they baked a cake for me He ate it himself, now he suffers - And eats up all the crumbs ... ***
The pies are delicious! Oh, let's go back We are not invited guests... *** I'm coming to the cutie. At the table I drink compote. A sweetheart sits next to him. She puts pies in my mouth. ***
Pies don't go into your mouth. Did you know that Vasilisa - Granddaughter of grandmother Yaga! Rinse your mouth with them. I'll go to Katya on the threshold, Invited for a pie. *** We meet you with a samovar, We bring pies to the table, We don't miss tea We talk about this, about this, Pirogov with different stuffing
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Chastushkas for children are great for themed evenings for kindergarten and school. They are often humorous and hilarious, making them quick and easy to remember. Ditties for children are most often instructive. With the help of them, you can not only dilute the matinee dedicated to any holiday, but also talk about the seasons, animals, and any phenomena.
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Ditties for children about the seasons
Chastushkas about the seasons are especially popular, they can be told at creative evenings and holidays. Relevant ditties about spring and summer at graduation, about autumn on Teacher's Day, about winter on New Year's Eve.
Ditties for children about spring
The last snow from our roof
Like rain, it's pouring.
Under the spring rays
More fun to sing.
Oh, naughty Spring,
What have you done!
All hockey rink
Turned into a puddle.
Oh, why does it smell so sweet
Is there a lilac outside my window?
I have to learn lessons now
For some reason I got lazy.
The sun is hot,
kidneys swell,
IN long tale about winter
We will make a point.
Oh beautiful spring
Be honest with girls
Give everyone your freckles
Well, we will sing ditties!
Soon our young forest
Dressed again in leaves
The nightingale will sing in it,
For us to have more fun.
Ah, it's time, folks.
Build feathered houses
Ditties of children about summer
On vacation, cheers
The kids ran away!
Let's burn, grow up -
And we don't recognize each other.
How soft the grass is in the village! -
Slavka rejoices from the bottom of her heart. -
I'm in the meadow all summer
I can roll in it!
It's good for me to dive in a mask -
All sea colors are visible.
I don't dive alone
My friend is a dolphin.
In summer, every clearing,
Like a tablecloth.
Delicious wild berry
At once feed us with you.
Jellyfish splash in the sea
Sweeter than sugar watermelons
And the sand is already golden -
We are in heaven with you!
We are with the guys for the summer
Bronze steel.
We baked in the sun
They stocked up for the winter.
On the golden sand
The sun shone -
How summer time
We were good!
Ditties for children about autumn
Oh, the trees turned yellow
They sway in the wind.
Oh, the holidays are always
End so quickly!
Oh, you are an artist, Autumn,
Learn how to draw.
I'm at your job then
I will help you!
Autumn is so generous
Everyone will be rewarded for their work.
We are on the Harvest Festival
They brought its fruits.
Autumn is a wet time
The rain is pouring down from above.
People open up more
Colorful umbrellas!
Autumn is a wonderful time
Kids love autumn!
We go to the forest with baskets,
We find a lot of mushrooms there!
How beautiful everything is around
Golden autumn day
Yellow leaves are flying
They rustle under your feet!
The stupid cloud did not know
That autumn is here.
Fire forest outfit
Downpour puts out an hour in a row.
Ditties for children about winter
Coming Soon New Year
Ride on a sleigh.
It's probably already
There is a knock on our window.
In the yard we have
Snowman with a whisk
Guards the dark night
He is our home from the wolf.
Snow fluffy silver,
Santa Claus rides on a troika
Spruce elegant noise,
And the fireworks in the forest thunder.
They do not want to stand in the winter
Maple without clothes.
Instead of leaves on the branches
Sparrows, crows.
I learn lessons on the rink
Winter sunny day.
That's right, I write all the numbers,
But not with a pen, but with a skate!
We are all our toys
Decorated the Christmas tree.
She has no free
Not a single needle!
Oh winter, winter, winter
How many snowdrifts has piled!
People do not grieve -
Humorous ditties about the school will be interesting to listen to parents and other students in the assembly hall. Very often, ditties for children in grade 4 become one of the most interesting graduation scenes. Ditties for children 10 years old can be funny and comic.
You have the same deuces
Are you planning on picking them up? -
I want to go to the Guinness book
I need to break the record!
Masha hid in the pantry
Notebook from parents.
The mice were indignant: -
Again deuce we chew!
Oh, we don't like it when Pasha
Answers at the blackboard.
From his sleepy mooing
We are dying of sadness.
Tolya boasted to the guys
How he climbs the ropes. -
You did not boast of the rope,
Get better in your studies!
Vova is ours at recess
Checked for wall strength.
He tried so hard
That he was all in plaster!
Katka is a white crow!
According to the dictation again "five".
Couldn't make a mistake
To support us all.
If, Petya, then you
Will you be a deputy
Then your diary can become
Terrible compromising evidence!
Ditties about kindergarten
I wrote words in a notebook
I checked it with a punch.
hit, hit
So that the desk broke!
Oh, to your ears, guys,
We must not trust.
Although we sometimes hear "A",
The letter "O" must be written!
We learn English together
There are successes and progress:
Instead of "yes" is now everywhere
Children of any age always like to learn ditties about animals, it trains memory and artistry well. You can read ditties by roles.
Fantomas, my faithful dog,
All friends are nicer.
He brought me a bone
Licked on the neck.
Do not see the guys in the river,
Only heels stick out.
One - dive and two - dive,
The duck gives them a lesson.
- Why does the hedgehog
Prickly needles?
- so as not to devour him
No fox, no wolves!
- It's been four days.
I have only misfortune.
- What's the trouble, centipede
- Yes, I get up on the wrong foot!
Sees cancer from the bottom of the river:
The fishermen showed up.
He began to save perches -
Tear the line with your claw
Now mom kangaroo
For your little ones
I bought them everything
One hundred pocket books.
- While you were at school, Vitya,
Our parrot has flown away!
- That's why on the world map
Keshka always looked like that.
Oh, how I feel sorry for the horses:
They all need to sleep standing up
And in the nose with your hoof
It's hard to beat them!
And our Barsik the whole year
"Whiskas" fed.
And now the kitten is ours
Turned into a tiger!
- Your cute dog
The whole night howled under the window!
- You, neighbor, do not worry,
Ditties for children about vegetables
Ditties about plants are varied and funny. With the help of the following ditties, you can teach young children in kindergarten so that they better know the names of plants, vegetables, fruits.
No tastier than apples ripe,
The kids know this.
When we see apples
All at once we shout: “Hurrah!”
Cucumber tomato
They whispered merrily.
In the evening they are in a salad
We ended up together.
We love beets, carrots
And cabbage too
Because vitamins
In vegetables and fruits!
A friend said: "There's a cucumber,
Ripe and green."
"This is a trickster zucchini,
You are my friend, scientist.
Beet is a fat girl
A carrot is slim
And each has a pigtail,
She flutters.
Why, like a man,
All goosebumps cucumber?
He lies in the sun
Why is he trembling?
Ah, carrots, my carrots,
She thins the blood.
I will eat vegetables
And listen to your ditties.
I caught a mouse in a cage
And there he locked it tightly,
After all, without a mouse you can’t assemble
Turnip in the garden.
What kind of pig is this
Where is the holey patch
Why can't you hear the squeal?
Well, brother, this is a zucchini!
No more flu
We are not afraid of drafts.
All tablets are replaced
Once I was sailing along the Irtysh (or along the Lovat?)
And I met a naked Kalmyk very opportunely.
Oh, the task is not easy - to conquer the Kalmyk girl!
But I took out the master key from my shorts in time.
Where Baikal splashes (such a lake),
I entertained the Cuban with what was at hand ...
I am grateful to fate that my Cuban
She took me to her very depths!
One night on the steep bank of the Amur
The girls stared at the "Heart of Bonivur" group.
There I noticed two young Tuvinian women
And all night he stayed with them between halves.
One night on the Oka, on an empty barge
Chuvash's chest I crumpled carefully in my hand.
We sat down on the mattress, rolled up the mash ...
And the dream came true (seven times) of a young Chuvash.
One day in broad daylight in Krakow (on the Vistula)
The legs of the polka hung on my shoulders.
The stern of the long-legged polka was good!
By the morning I went crazy, pushing the slices apart.
And one day in the spring somewhere on the Danube
I met a German woman who was mentally ill.
I dug into it like a mole and bit like a horsefly...
A German woman defended her degree in about a year.
One night a barge was sailing on the waves of the Euphrates.
In it, I just accustomed the Kazakh woman to debauchery.
I aimed my device at a young Kazakh woman...
The Kazakh woman still has her legs wide open.
The Nile spread wide downstream ...
There I persuaded a Bashkir to porn entertainment.
It was the ninth wave! .. By the morning I am a Bashkir
Barely tore it off by the scruff of the neck!
Once on the river Limpopo, which is known to children,
I met a typist from our depot,
That stood in the way, leaning low...
I couldn't get past the typist!
Somewhere near a wasteland, somewhere on the Hudson,
I picked a Buryatka in the erogenous zone.
And an arrow of love entered the heart of that Buryat woman ...
The next morning she could not go out to exercise.
Once on Lake Huron (or Huron?)
I drove my cartridge into the chamber for an Uzbek.
An Uzbek woman rushed from me with all her might ...
But in vain - I could not allow misfires.
Past a quiet village along the Ohio River
The Swede swam naked, and even naked!
It's a pity, the mother of her children, that such a Swede
It can be extremely rare along the way!
Once a Japanese woman under a bush on the Izhora River
She sang "Boston Waltz" in B-flat major.
Ah, what an alluring look that Japanese woman had ...
Since then, both my eardrums have been hurting.
A huge crocodile swam down the Elbe,
Where I conducted live shooting with a Czech ...
And two days ago at the mouth of the Rio Grande
The Ethiopian kneaded her tonsils about me.
Once a Karelian came to me and brought a Karelian.
I warmed up a whole plate of borscht for her...
On the bend of the Ob somewhere closer to the night
I loved that karelka outside the box very much.
Once in Kolyma (or Ilmen?)
I fucked a Nanai and her deer.
Oh, I'll leave in the spring in the wilds of the Amazon!
Finns and Estonians longed for me there.
