April jokes. Jokes - pictures, video jokes, funny stories and anecdotes Short jokes for April 1
washing powder
In an empty box from under the washing powder is placed
plastic bag and powdered milk is poured into it.
It is interesting to observe others when in a crowded
place you will begin to eat the contents of the box with a spoon.
Prank with glue
We glue a 10 ruble coin somewhere on the sidewalk with superglue, clean it from dust in front of this with a brush, sit down on a bench nearby and observe ... The joke can be modified: do the same in the place where the people are crowding, and then ask: "Who Did you drop a coin?
spotted draw
You need to call your girlfriend (naturally, there should be a close relationship between you) and say in a dead voice that you have the most unpleasant news for her, which you will tell at the meeting. While she, torn by anxiety, runs to you, you take an ordinary watercolor and in some place (approx. Which fantasy will tell you) you apply small dots. Believe me, it looks not just natural, but one might say, unpleasant. Well, when your beloved jumps to you, open your clothes sadly and rejoice that THIS appeared after your last meeting. The effect is amazing.
Slime Prank
A very simple draw. At a party, a slime is put in the boot of the most emotional girl. Who does not know, this is such a jelly-like ball that, being thrown at the wall, spreads like the eponymous cartoon character about ghosts. It used to be sold everywhere, now you have to look. When the girl is going home and changing shoes in the hallway, her foot finds something very nasty in the boot.
DUNYA
The draw is notable for the fact that, for all its simplicity, it VERY often succeeds. In the midst of any conversation, you need to screw in such a question: "By the way, do you know how the abbreviation "DUNIA" stands for?" After the natural answer "No. How?" you answer: "We have no fools." After that, in 90% of cases, your interlocutor automatically says: "And I?"... After a second of confusion and the following explosion of laughter from all other listeners, you can already comment: "Well... if only you..."
Rainbow
For a friend or girlfriend, you can arrange a funny and pleasant surprise. Take children's finger paints or any other fairly thick paints and do this
Then, turning on the wipers, your friend or girlfriend will be pleasantly surprised by this such pattern)
flour draw
Place a balloon in the middle of the table. A competition is announced, and its meaning is as follows - two participants are blindfolded, and they sit down at the table. They are invited to compete in blowing this balloon. Carefully remove the ball and put in its place a plate richly filled with flour. When they begin to blow with force on this plate, they are amazed, and when they untie their eyes, they come to indescribable delight.
bouncy draw
With a large number of participants and video shooting is especially interesting. Everyone, except the leader, stand in a line, standing, looking at each other's backs. The host tells that he will guess one animal for everyone, and then he will call them in random order, after which the participant to whom this animal corresponds must jump onto the back of the one in front. The essence of the draw is that everyone is called the same animal.
Fishing
The host calls two men and announces the task to them: “Imagine that you came fishing, unwound the fishing rods, the participants depict how they unwind the fishing rods, threw them, the participants show, and began to catch. how they go to the stone and settle down to catch. The water starts to rise, you feel sorry for your trousers, lift them, the players raise them, the water is higher and higher, the players raise their trousers even higher. " And when the presenter decided that the trousers were raised enough, he announces: "AND NOW A COMPETITION FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LEGS OF OUR WEDDING (Birthday, etc.)" :)))
bottle draw
Beforehand, a hole with a diameter of about 5 mm is drilled in the bottom of the bottle (from under vodka, with a screw cap). Drilling should be done with a diamond or pobedit drill bit with water. Then, holding the hole with your finger, fill it with water and tighten the cork tightly. After that, the finger can be released, the water known reasons does not spill out. At the height of the evening, the bottle can be put on the table and the first person to try to open it pours water on himself.
loud prank
Attach a "quack" behind the door, then when you open the door your friend / colleague / neighbor will be very "delighted") Not recommended for especially impressionable natures!
About the little mouse
The “victim” is asked the question: Who do you think will go down the hill faster: a mouse or a rat? Regardless of the answer, we say that it is wrong. Any normal person will ask: "Why?" With a smart (or any other) face, we answer: "And he is on a bicycle." Now the soil for the joke is ready. We ask the offended "victim" the following question: How can you determine who is in the refrigerator: a mouse or a rat? Here people invent options (by sound, by smell, etc.). Naturally, we say that everything is wrong. To the logical question "How?" we answer: "We need to see if the bike is worth it ..."
Chemical draw
Ammonia solution (ammonia) and phenolphthalein are mixed (in the common people "purgen", it is sold in pharmacies). The result is a red-pink liquid. This is poured into a fountain pen and, on occasion, as if accidentally brushed off onto a white blouse or shirt. A chain of red spots causes a storm of indignation. After three seconds, the ammonia evaporates and the stains disappear.
In the same socks
The draw is very simple and old. In a company where everyone is already tipsy and better not quite familiar with each other, the point guard somehow draws the attention of the person being played to the floor (if the carpet is too shaggy, if the floor is made of linoleum, then slippery, etc.) and tries challenge him to a dispute that in some socks he will not pass on the floor, while, of course, everyone should be in shoes. The situation is real in a cafe or bar. If the person being played gets excited and, having argued, takes off his shoes and walks across the floor, then we draw his attention to the fact that the condition of the dispute was to pass in just socks, and he was wearing a lot of other things!
Prank with clothespins
The draw itself is extremely simple. To do this, you need a company of different sexes, preferably a little tipsy, two dozen clothespins and good mood. To begin with, the facilitator offers a simple competition: to collect clothespins hung on the partner’s clothes. Two guys are blindfolded and invited to touch to find the hung 5 clothespins. Naturally, the crowd counts the collected clothespins in chorus, the girls squeal, blush, but the game is not interrupted. After the last clothespin is removed, everyone applauds in unison, and the host invites the couples to switch roles. Arguing that women are more accustomed to clothespins, he proposes to increase their number to 10 for each person. The clothespins are hung up, the ladies are blindfolded, brought to the partners, after which the presenter quietly removes a pair of clothespins from each. You should have seen the movements of these "clothespin seekers" !!! The cops from the militants do not check the places that ransacked the hurried hands of the girls in search of the last clothespins.
Warm sausage
A blindfolded person determines: what parts of the body are in front of him. The main thing is for him to orient himself: where is the head, where are the legs, and in the middle is slipped a WARM SAUSAGE (without a casing).
Festive draw
For this joke you will need a box of matches. One match is stuck into the box, the other is given to the object. You immediately warn him that if he does not know the answer to any of your questions, he must immediately light a match on the box with his match. Set several simple questions to which he knows the answers. After a while, you ask: "When is the idiot's birthday?" He, of course, does not know and lights a match on the box, and you solemnly hand him this box with a lit match and sing: "Happy Birthday To You!"
Prank with clothes
Draw to be held in educational institutions April 1st and beyond. It is necessary to persuade one girl in advance so that she, along with notebooks, put men's clothes in a bag. There is a lecture. 15 minutes late, a young man wrapped in a blanket comes in and turns to the girl: “I left your clothes in the morning ... You didn’t take it with you by any chance?” The girl, shrugging her shoulders, begins to take out pants, a shirt, socks, underpants from the bag along with notebooks ... For everything to go smoothly, the main thing is not to laugh at the main participants. The result will not keep you waiting.
Draw with bags
They find a suitable place for this bullying, it can be a trolley bus stop (using its example I will consider the sequence of actions) or a bus, a pedestrian crossing, a train station, or something else. It appears like this ... A fragile, pleasant-looking girl with two average-looking bags is placed at the bus stop. When the trolley bus comes up, the girl with an innocent look asks for some young man help her carry the bags into the transport. No fool will refuse to help a beautiful girl, so with the air of a hero, pompous like that, he grabs the handles ... and load something into the bags so that each weighs 80 kilograms, no less ... Watch the result: with Side looks cool, but the main thing is the plot itself. You can take a camera (only so that the operator is not seen). At the pedestrian crossing, you can put a grandmother who asks for help carrying bags across the road.
Draw with an elevator
They took a table, brought it into a freight elevator, covered it with a tablecloth, put a vase of flowers, a cup of coffee and seated one comrade in a bathrobe with a newspaper at the table. So, what was the reaction of the resident of the house, who called the elevator and after opening the doors heard: "Yes, how dare you break into my apartment, who gave you such a right and so on ..."
It's no secret that laughter prolongs life, and 5 minutes of fun adds exactly the same amount to it. Therefore, it is very important to be optimistic about the things and actions of people, and in order to feel even better, sometimes you should set aside time for small practical jokes and jokes. Everyone's favorite April Fool's Day, which is held in our country on April 1, is especially relevant. So feel free to congratulate all friends who have a good sense of humor. A the best way to amuse others, there will be sending SMS jokes.
New SMS jokes from April 1 for classmates, classmates and best friends
On April Fool's Day, according to tradition, no one trusts anyone, and friends from the very morning will begin to look for a catch in your actions. Below you will find many options for sending funny SMS jokes to colleagues, friends and acquaintances in prose and poetry.
A woman is as unpredictable as possible: either a girl or a boy.
Look left.
Look right.
Look up.
Don't you feel like an idiot?
I found out which stone you have according to your horoscope! Judging by your face - a brick.
Cool short SMS for students on the day of laughter
April Fool's Day at the university is a great occasion to poke fun at classmates and send original SMS to all your friends.
According to psychiatrists, every fourth person on Earth is mentally ill. Check three of your friends. If they're okay, then it's you!
They write to you from the military registration and enlistment office,
Today we have an urgent collection,
Take vials like that from the heels,
Otherwise - to the camp! Here's the order!
Do you want your eyes to be big and expressive? Push!
Optimistic congratulations for best friend on April 1
Who, if not best friend, will be delighted with a cheerful SMS on the day of laughter? Next posts only for girls.
Are you warm girl? Are you warm after red?
Girlfriend!
I wish that today does not become a waste of makeup!
Everything, friend.
It's too late for you to be shy!
Original short SMS from April 1 - funny pranks through a mobile phone
Cool short SMS on the day of laughter are like raisins in a fragrant bun - jokes can rightly be called the "stuffing" of this positive holiday. To make the pranks sparkling and harmless, we suggest choosing an original SMS for friends, classmates and colleagues.
If your family and close friends do not call you for a long time, then everything is fine with them.
Honey, let me make sure money can't make me happy!
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What are you looking at, have you ever seen snow?
Funny SMS jokes on April 1 for best friends
A languid look...
Angel face...
Divine figure...
Enchanting voice...
Well, we are all about me and about me. How are you?
This is written by your neighbor,
The one below
Water pours from you in a stream,
I already called the cops!
I don't have breakfast in the morning - I think about you!
I don’t have lunch during the day - I think about you!
I don’t have dinner in the evening - I think about you!
I don’t sleep at night - I want to eat!
Short jokes and SMS bummers to congratulate on April 1
In you, my friend, a genius sleeps.
And every day it's getting more and more...
You dug up such talent!
And most importantly - I forgot where!
An old friend is better than two new ones, what if those new ones turn out to be blue!
Funny SMS to your beloved to pin him up from April 1
SMS jokes for a loved one are funny declarations of love and expressions of sympathy, but all this is written in a comic form and with a joke. A loved one who reads such an SMS will definitely laugh, receive a lot of positive emotions and a charge. good mood all day.
I was just about to work, and you picked it up and woke me up!
I know the password
I see an ATM
I know dear husband
You will be happy about it!
I'm in the police. They took me and started a case. Reason: too pretty. They have all the evidence in their hands! I'm confused. HELP!!!
Erotic SMS jokes from April 1 for a loved one
Send cool SMS messages with erotic overtones to the person you are close to - husband, wife, as well as people with whom you meet or live together. The text of such messages balances between good and evil, and is designed for those who have a good temperament. We have collected a lot of interesting SMS so that you can send something vulgar and playful to your loved ones.
Before you remove the girl, think about it: why did they hang her there?
If suddenly at night your wife called you by someone else's name - respond!
You'll like it...
Baby, I'm stretching you like pleasure, look - don't burst!
Why are we all about you, about you,
Let's talk about pleasant things.
Well, is it time? Not the first day already familiar ...
Killer SMS pranks and jokes from April 1 are a great reason to cheer up friends
On the day of smiles, fun and laughter, funny pranks in the form of SMS messages will become the best gift on April 1st.
I have a crystal clear conscience because I don't use it.
Gentle and obedient little hippo is looking for mutual understanding, affection, love and... something to eat!
Dear subscriber, you are disconnected for squandering state secrets on our network.
Comic pranks for acquaintances to poke them up from April 1
Son, do not cut your toenails, otherwise they promised ice!
170 rubles were withdrawn from your personal account for the gardening of the moon. Thank you for your help. Sleepwalkers.
Honey, I'm already in the elevator. Don't kiss me, I'm with my wife.
Funny and short SMS congratulations - jokes for April 1 in prose and poetry
Since April 1st is the perfect day for pranks on colleagues, friends, and family members, you can have a fun April Fool's Day with SMS pranks and jokes. The next funny messages section contains a selection of funny April 1st jokes for kids and their parents (siblings, moms and dads). Here you can easily pick up a good funny April Fool's Day SMS for your best friend.
Your balance is less than 1 kopeck. Your number is automatically transferred from the Balabol tariff to the Dosvistelis tariff.
I sell kittens.
Cheap: 50 rubles a bucket.
30% of the population now drink coffee, 10% read, 50% work, 20% watch TV and only one idiot has a cell phone in his hand.
How to have a fun working day - SMS pranks for colleagues on April 1
On class work and great dreams!
Only secretaries can touch type, because almost everyone has such a bust that you can’t see anything behind it! At least put a mirror on your feet!
It hurts me. The button had to be pressed gently. Now I'm offended and I won't show you anything. Your mobile.
Cool short SMS in verse to congratulate you on April 1, fun and beautiful
This section includes cute, funny and funny SMS, sometimes even with black humor. If you remember and love famous poems about little boy- here you will be able to find an April Fool's joke of identical content. On April 1, such an SMS prank will be very useful for relatives, friends and acquaintances.
Sleep, my joy, sleep,
Bend your legs behind your neck
Cover your ears with your heels
What, not convenient, dear?
I kiss you passionately, dear,
Everything in me is bubbling violently,
Come to my bed, love!
Accidentally sending your wife!
Look left quickly
Now forward and down
On the command "flash from the rear",
Do not turn your face into the floor.
Since on April Fool's Day on April 1 you can play with impunity and tease friends and relatives, choose any SMS and send the text to your friends. With the help of funny SMS pranks, you can not only congratulate your loved one, classmates, parents, classmates, colleagues and other people around, but also cheer up everyone around you on the day of laughter.
April Fool's Day is in full swing, and you haven't had a good laugh yet? There is still time before evening. Our jokes are here to help you. Only, chur, no evil and dangerous jokes, it's not funny at all.
family jokes
Who are you?
Great idea to change door lock April 1st. The very fact of "missing" own apartment is something unexpected. If you are sure that the nerves of your household are strong and able to withstand more, proceed further. Invite to the house unknown man(woman) and ask to open the door at the moment when someone (that unfortunate person you are joking over and who is trying to open the door with the wrong key) is picking the key in the lock. “Who are you?” is a natural question. “What are you doing in OUR apartment?” is also predictable. But further - as fantasy tells. A stranger can tell a story that he bought THIS apartment from a man last night (according to the description, everything fits), he can even wave some documents under his nose. In general, you can imagine the situation. You will laugh!
Carefully! Just in case, have ammonia on hand, and in the next room a crowd of friends who are ready to “resolve” the situation at the right time.
We paint nails
Paint nails for dad or older brother - what could be more fun? The only question is that they will not agree to voluntarily go for such manicure excesses, they will have to act secretly, preferably in a dream. This prank is most effective when the “experimental” wakes up early in the morning and, in a hurry, does not immediately pay attention to his hands. But when he is driving or grabs the phone to answer a call from his boss, there will be no time for acetone.
As an option - permanent marker drawings on exposed parts of the body.
Soap "non-soap"
Transparent nail polish will help turn soap into a completely non-soapy useless item that is not clear why it is in the bathroom. Apply a thin layer of varnish on the soap and die with laughter while your household tries in vain to “blur” this piece of, uh ... bad, in short, a piece of soap.
A harmless shoe joke
While no one sees, stuff cotton wool or paper into the shoes, but not too much so that it does not immediately arouse suspicion. When the owners decide to wear shoes, they will find them extremely uncomfortable. Some may pretend that nothing happened and try to walk in SUDDENLY tight shoes, but sooner or later you still have to check what happened. Are you wearing bricks? Discreetly place something very heavy in a backpack, handbag or purse. For example, brick, stone. The owner will be surprised!
One of my friend's husband "tossed" a plastic skull and she brought it to work. As an option - a children's gun, a typewriter. Turn on the fantasy, friends!
Delicious toothpaste
Empty a soft plastic tube with pasta and fill with mayonnaise. It is most convenient to do these manipulations with a syringe without a needle. The effect is amazing! You laugh.
school jokes
Bomb!
Bring a large box, write "BOMB" on it and put it on a cabinet in the farthest corner of the classroom. To make the effect believable, cut paper is poured inside and a loudly ticking alarm clock is set.
Tricky signs or signs are hung around the school. For example: “The toilet is not working, come tomorrow”, “There is no water, and there won’t be, you need to wash your hands at home”, “April 1 - lessons are canceled”, “The director is angry, do not enter without a chocolate”, etc. The main thing is to act discreetly so that the teachers didn't get caught.
"Defective" board
Rub the board with soap, then the chalk will not write.
Yum yum to me
In a box of washing powder or cat food, pour a harmless baby food or crunchy corn flakes. It is effective to get such a “hands-off” and start eating with appetite.
Miracle Egg
With a syringe, draw out chicken egg contents, fill with plain water. By all the laws of physics, if the hole is one and small, you can not be afraid of backflow. Armed with such a miracle egg, go up to a friend and with the words “I wonder how much your suit costs?”, Put the egg in his pocket. While he will be "stupid" in bewilderment, clap his pocket hard with his palm. The contents of the egg will leak out...
office jokes
Spot
"Spill" milk on the keyboard. To do this, apply PVA glue to the glass, carefully remove the dried film and use it for a prank!
Red nail polish is poured onto a file or any other smooth surface. You can use the "bloody" stain at your discretion.
Smokey!
Temporarily block the door. Using a wide tube, use a hair dryer to blow baby powder into the gaps in the doorway or into the free space under the door. The effect is unexpectedly "smoky".
live mouse
If two people are sitting side by side (opposite each other), you can swap keyboards and mice in their absence (change the plugs under the table). When the workers return to their places and start working, "the computer will begin to live its own life."
Madam, you are here!
On the door to the men's and women's toilets, signs "Male" (with the largest possible letter "F"), and "Madama" (the letter M are large) are pasted. From afar, only these large letters are visible, so many go to the wrong door.
Dear readers! Tell us in the comments about your April Fool's pranks. Let's laugh together!
April 1 is a holiday of humor and laughter, so you need to try to make a funny joke, play one of your relatives, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and classmates. After all, it is on this day that it is allowed to arrange petty dirty tricks, to mock others on completely “legitimate” grounds.
Moreover, you can do this with almost impunity, because such a holiday is April Fool's Day - why be offended!
The main rule is that all the jokes and jokes that you can pull off must be harmless, so that after you and the “victim” you will have fun laughing at what happened.
So, what is so funny you can come up with for a good April fool's drawing, funny joke?
Home jokes
The first targets for "divorces" are usually family members or close friends with whom you share a common living space.
Therefore, there will be no difficulty to get their personal item or shared items.
So we offer the best ideas!
Put crumpled newspaper in shoes
From this her real size will decrease and it will be extremely difficult to put on shoes. In this way, you can play a trick on relatives who are going to work in the morning or on friends who have dropped by to visit you.
By the way, instead of paper, you can put a slightly inflated balloon. And then enjoy the expression on the face of your "victim" when she feels her leg sink into something soft and shapeless.
Sew up the sleeves
For such a joke, you can use a shirt, sweater, jacket or even a jacket.
It is better to do this with large stitches so that after such a joke the thing does not turn out to be damaged.
It will also be funny if you sew up the legs on your trousers or pockets on your clothes.
You can develop the idea even more and sew the duvet cover to the sheet. It is better to do this by stepping back about 10-20 cm from the edge of the bed.
Paint your nails
Of course, you won’t surprise a girl in this way, so a man should become the object of a joke. Early in the morning, while he is still sleeping, give him a bright manicure. Don't forget to buy nail polish remover in advance!
Seal the doorway
For this, it is recommended to use cling film. When stretched, it is almost completely transparent. The main thing is to straighten it so that there is not a single fold. It will be very funny when someone from all over the running run stumbles upon an invisible obstacle.
Jelly with a straw
The essence of the divorce is that you offer to drink juice through a straw, and instead make jelly in a glass.
Prank Freeze
It is best to use the keys to the car or office for this joke. They need to be put in a cup the night before, pour water and put in the freezer.
In the morning, when it's time to rush to work, your "victim" will be in for a surprise. She would have to quickly warm up the cup or drag it with her to work so that the ice would melt along the way.
Head in the bank
Certainly, we are talking not about a real head! You need to print on A4 photo paper any face from the Internet. Then roll up the photo with a “tube”, paste it into three-liter jar and pour water into it. Get the effect of a voluminous head.
It remains to put the jar in the refrigerator and enjoy the wild cries of the one who opens it.
Tasty breakfast
Option number 1
Prepare a scrambled egg. Instead of protein, pour thick white yogurt, instead of yolk - half a peach. Serve on the table and watch the reaction.
Option number 2
Prepare milk porridge in the evening and put in the freezer. In the morning, as if nothing had happened, offer to have a healthy porridge for breakfast. After the draw, do not forget to warm up breakfast and feed your family without jokes.
Option number 3
Add gelatin to milk. The milk will hold tightly in the glass so that it is impossible to drink it.
Fun in the shower
There are many options for such jokes:
Lubricate the toothbrush with sharp ketchup, and then wash it off (the bottom line is that after that there will be bitterness on the brush, which the one who starts brushing his teeth will immediately feel);
Pour mayonnaise or milk into a jar of shampoo;
Unscrew the diffuser on the shower, put the cube inside chicken broth and screw into place
Pour flour into a hair dryer;
Coat the soap with clear nail polish;
Pick up a shaving cream that looks like a paste and put it in bath accessories instead of toothpaste.
The coolest prank in the shower is writing with soap on the mirror. It can be a phrase like "You're next" or "I'm coming for you." When the inscription dries, it will become invisible. But as soon as the bathroom after taking a shower is filled with steam, all the letters will come through.
Various jokes for colleagues or friends
How can you ignore your friends and colleagues on April Fool's Day?! For them, so dear and beloved, it is worth coming up with something more serious than glued pens (pencils, sheets of paper, etc.)!
Fun for the office
1. Make a box without a bottom, fill it with confetti (snacks, paper clips, etc.), write on it in large letters “Gift” (“To the most beautiful”, “Award”, etc.) and put it in a conspicuous place . As soon as someone picks up the box, its contents will spill out, and everyone around will have fun.
2. Give colleagues a pen with ink, which disappears in half an hour.
3. Pour the nail polish onto the waxed paper and let it dry. Then carefully remove the resulting blot and transfer it to any document. Now take the open bottle of nail polish in your hand, put on a look of horror on your face and start apologizing loudly.
4. Place counterfeit money in a prominent place in the office. WITH reverse side sign "From April 1!". Everyone who reaches for "someone else's" money will appreciate this joke.
5. Using adhesive tape, attach the balloon to the wall towards which the door opens. And on the door itself, glue the button opposite the ball. Now, as soon as someone opens the door, the button will stick into the ball and a loud bang will sound.
6. Cut a wide strip of orange peels, use a black marker to draw on it a few bold vertical lines and insert it in front of your teeth. With such a charming smile, you can approach anyone and congratulate them on the holiday.
7. Coat the pencil lead with clear nail polish. Nobody can write to them.
8. Inconspicuously tie a plastic cup to the bag with a thread, which is on the table and will fall off when the hostess takes the bag. You can pour water into a glass, but this will no longer be a completely harmless joke.
Pay raise orders
On the information board in the morning, a pleasant announcement should be placed in the form of a fake order, where you can announce a day off for employees for something, or an order for a promotion wages etc.
How do you feel?!
Agree in advance with colleagues that they will ask the same thing from the “object” chosen for jokes. When the object appears, you need to pretend that it looks very bad and ask leading questions.
For example:
Did you skip all night last night, buddy?
This is “your face Sharapov!”
Go to the toilet, put yourself in order, otherwise the boss will not understand!
Such different desires
On the back discreetly stick a sticker with various inscriptions.
For example:
1. Looking for a husband. Phone (specify).
2. I'm losing weight - offer only buns with cottage cheese!
3. Invite me on a date at least you!
4. Call me today “My bunny! Angela."
There's something wrong with you
The most common joke. On the day of April 1, when you see your friend, you need to say with confidence that something is wrong with him (her).
For example, a white back, a torn knee, a torn elbow, a dirty face, etc. It is necessary to speak with a serious face, insisting on “what he saw”, so that the addressee could not figure out for a long time that they were joking with him.
April Fool's jokes for the wife, beloved
And, of course, the most main draw on April 1, you need to organize for your "second half".
Surprise in a box
Prepare a gift for her by using the well-known trick of multiple wrapping. Only this time, put a note with the text "Congratulations on April Fool's Day" in the gift box.
Try to wrap the box with paper as many times as possible, put the bundle in other boxes and seal them with tape. The longer you have to fiddle to get a gift, the cooler the draw will turn out.
By the way, do not forget to buy a real gift to give it after you laugh at the prank together.
Gift with delivery
Continuing the theme of gifts, we offer an even larger drawing. Buy a big one for your beloved soft toy, a box of chocolates or something else to your taste. The main thing is that the gift should be wrapped in special wrapping paper!
In this prank, you will need the help of a friend that your girlfriend doesn't know personally. He will have to play the role of a courier and bring these gifts to her home.
After the presentation, you need to wait about 30 minutes so that the girl has time to remove the wrappers and eat a few sweets.
Then the courier returns and says that he has the wrong address and he needs to pick up the gifts. He should try to express maximum dissatisfaction with the fact that the packaging is damaged and the box of chocolates is opened. It is important that he does not overdo it and does not bring your wife to tears.
At the most critical moment, you appear in the apartment, announce that it was a rally, return all the gifts and, in addition, give big bouquet colors.
fake offer
If your loved one has a good sense of humor, then here is another prank for her. Buy a small cup with a rounded gold-plated handle and a box similar to those used to pack jewelry. Place a cup in it so that the handle sticks up, cover it with tinsel. Lay a cardboard partition with a slot on top, into which the rounded part of the handle will look out, and also sprinkle with a thin layer of tinsel. Everything should look like there is a ring in the box.
On April 1, arrange an appropriate romantic setting and hand the girl a box. And then watch her reaction and be ready to dodge the cup flying at you.
It should be noted that this is a very tough prank for a girl who really dreams of getting a marriage proposal from you! Therefore, you can arrange such a “surprise” only if you are sure that she will understand everything correctly and appreciate your sense of humor.
Fake lover
Girls can also decently “tickle the nerves” of their boyfriend on the occasion of the holiday of laughter. Ask familiar friends for items menswear and shoes. Then, while he is at work, do in the apartment from front door to your bedroom a "path" of scattered things (your clothes and underwear mixed with men's). Make a mess on the bed and build a semblance under the covers human figure so that from the outside it looks like someone is lying there.
For greater effect, arrange with one of your boyfriend's friends to tell him how he saw you with an unfamiliar young man entering the entrance of the house. You can wait for your boyfriend in bed or pretend you just got out of the shower. Just try to anticipate his reaction in advance in order to avoid a serious quarrel and bring the prank to a conclusion.
Beloved husband
What's up with your car?!
Option number 1
Tie ropes with metal cans at the other ends to the bumper of the car. Hide the entire structure under the car and wait for its movement.Option number 2
Put dry peas in a plastic or plastic box. Tape it to the bottom of the machine. Noise while driving is guaranteed and panic too!Option number 3
On Windshield stick an appeal: “Today I hit (touched, scratched) your car. I apologize, call me, we will agree!” Write phone. If the call goes through, congratulations on April Fools' Day. Another version of the letter: “You hit my car. Video recording is available. Give us a call and we'll make a deal!"Option number 4
A small amount of powdered sulfur can be “injected” into the muffler of a car. When the car is started and the muffler starts to warm up, blue smoke with an unpleasant odor will pour out, which will confuse anyone, do not forget to congratulate your husband on the holiday right away and reassure your husband.
Boots
Option number 1
If the shoes are very dirty, one should be put in order, and the second should be left in its original form. Put a sticker or a postcard with the inscription - "From April 1, dear!" into a dirty boot.Option number 2
Tie the shoelaces tightly together. A greeting card from April 1 can be signed "Together and forever!"
Pranks to suit any occasion
With food
1. Pour croutons or snacks into a cat food container, and then sit down in front of your colleagues and absorb the contents with appetite. Similarly, you can pour milk powder into a pack of washing powder or insert Mamba chewing candies into a glue stick case.
2. Treat a friend to a sandwich with a rubber cockroach under a piece of sausage.
3. Order a friend a cocktail and, as soon as your companion turns away for a minute, make a hole in the tube with a needle. Then have some fun watching his futile attempts to finish his cocktail.
4. Treat a friend to an iced Coke. The essence of the draw is that the ice must be unusual - inside it, you must first freeze the mentos candy. When the ice around the candy melts, there will be a violent reaction from the interaction of cola and mentos - a fountain will start beating from the glass!
5. Lubricate the neck of a bottle of soda with a head of garlic and treat a friend.
Jokes on the phone
1. Download the Scare Your Friend app or horror animated pictures on your phone and send such a surprise to your friend in a message.
2. Change the contact signatures on your friend's phone and call him on behalf of the boss, his girlfriend, parents, etc.
3. Install the "Ghost in Photo" app on your phone. Then take a photo of a friend, quickly mount the photo and show it to him right away. He must believe that real photo which has just been made.
4. Download the program Dude Your Car. Then take a photo of a friend's car and mount the picture so that it looks like the car has been in an accident. It remains to wait until a friend leaves the car in the parking lot and you can send him a message.
5. One of the most fun pranks you can play with your phone is to download the Smart TV Remote app. After that, you can control any TV: change channels, adjust the volume. Put on a "show" at home while someone else is watching TV, in the office, or take a friend to an electrical store and have a lot of fun.
6. There is another similar program that allows you to control a computer mouse or connect to a keyboard through your phone. Play a colleague or friend like this by starting to print various nonsense on his computer and open all the folders in a row.
computer jokes
1. Set an alarm clock on your computer with a cool sound and turn up the volume to the maximum. Let it work at the most inopportune moment: during a meeting, at a computer science lesson, when mom is watching her favorite TV series, etc.
2. Download a picture of a cracked monitor screen from the Internet and install it on your computer as a screensaver. Be sure to discreetly disconnect the cords from the mouse and keyboard. Your friend will be shocked thinking that his PC is broken.
3. If you don’t want to bother too much, you can tape the hole for the LED sensor on the computer mouse with tape. To make it more fun, put a picture with a cool inscription under the tape. When your friend fiddles with a non-working mouse for about five minutes, he will think of turning it over and will understand the essence of the joke.
At the end, one more useful hint
. For the drawing on April 1, it is not necessary to think and prepare for a long time. On the eve of the holiday, you can look into the fun store. There will definitely be an interesting little thing that will help make this day unforgettable: a fart pillow, a glass of non-spill, sweets with pepper, deodorant with an unpleasant smell - this is not a complete list of gizmos that can be found in such establishments.
And then - from April 1! And it all depends on your imagination!
- Zinochka, have you forgotten that my Fedenka has an anniversary on the first day? I’m waiting for you and your Vasya to come to us, - Vera calls her girlfriend on the phone, - don’t worry, girlfriend, we will arrive on time, as promised. My Vaska fasts for two days: he doesn’t eat anything, knowing that you, as always, will prepare all sorts of goodies! Ver, which guest did you invite? I'm worried about the behavior of my Vaska: only he will flood him by the collar and carry him aside with his jokes ... Anya will come with Nikolai?
- Do not worry, Zina, we will tame your goat! I have already compiled an interesting program for the evening! Nikolai Ivanovich, our neighbor, and his Anechka is my girlfriend. And how can I not invite them. So what if he's a writer. His surname is Modest, in life he is the same. Don't worry, everything will be tip-top! - Verochka answered cheerfully, - fifteen people will be typed. Oh, I don't have time to talk to you! I'm running away, I need to run into one store! As long as it's a secret, I won't tell!
Dressed, warmer (the north is still), the end of March, and blizzards with snowfall do not let up. I went to the city. I went to the joke shop. Even confused, seeing a lot of interesting unusual things. Here lies on the shelf soap, several varieties. The saleswoman came up and explained that they were not simple. One piece does not lather (varnished), and the second - when lathering, stains hands with soot. She suggested jumping candies, when you unfold them, they jump out of the wrapper! A pillow - a pukalka (on a chair), refined sugar with a surprise, an ampoule with the smell of hydrogen sulfide and a tiny frog with a thin wire, you press the pear, and the frog croaks and bounces! Matches - when ignited, they scatter like fireworks. Well, how not to buy such a miracle?
Without hesitation, Vera buys everything. She happily goes home, carefully carrying such a miracle in her purse and mentally imagining how she will present everything to the guests! Already anticipating their faces ... After all, the first of April! In the evening met with a smile:
- Come on, my dears. Thank you for the gifts. Sit down at the table. The table was set festively. What was there just not there: pressed caviar, salmon, salads, assorted meat and fish, aspic. The owner was on a roll! She tried so hard for her beloved husband. The first toast to the host, the guests, standing up together, sang: happy birthday. The second toast was for the hostess, and then the toasts “fell down”. Zina was pushing Vasechka with her foot under the table and, by chance, touched Verochka's husband's knee. He blinked his eyelashes in confusion. Zina blushed, but the guests burst out laughing! The fun was in full swing. The men went into the kitchen to smoke. Vera slowly followed them. Clicking on the ampoule and crushing it, she slowly slipped into the room. She couldn't help laughing. There was silence in the kitchen. But the smell spread quickly, and reached the room. Vera explained the reason for her laughter. Here comes the guests! They began to laugh merrily, imagining their husbands in an awkward position. Then came
volley and hiss! This men used magic matches!
The smokers returned quickly, coughing in embarrassment. What each of them thought, one could only guess. But they looked sideways at Vasya. Not only did his socks smell bad, but he also “fucked up”! We sat at the table. The feast continued! Vasya flopped down on a chair, but ... there was a sound (a bunch!), jumping up, Vasya shouted: It's not me! Such laughter arose! Nikolai Ivanovich laughed the loudest! Realizing that he was being played, Vasyok laughed in a bass voice. Vera slowly put a frog into the Olivier. One of the ladies reached for a salad. Vera pressed the pear and the frog, croaking, jumped into the lady's plate! Such a respectable lady, but she screamed: motherfucker! The men were already bursting with laughter! 
Before dessert, we went, at the invitation of the hostess, to wash our hands. You can imagine the faces of the guests! The defective soap cheered them up. Vera brought out sweets and served coffee. Sugar - refined sugar in a sugar bowl. Nikolai chose a beautiful wrapper and reached for a candy. The candy suddenly escaped from his hands! The guests reached out for candy with laughter! Candy flew, bouncing! The guests couldn't stop laughing!
Well, Verunka, made me laugh! And when they began to drink coffee, putting a piece of sugar in cups, they looked at the figures floating in their cups for a long time. Nikolai Ivanovich laughed the most! He "floated" in a cup male organ with all the "tricks". Someone has a female ass, others have animals. Each got it according to their needs. They began to exchange souvenirs among themselves. Vasya put everything in his pocket. They will come in handy ...
The holiday was a success! For a long time we remembered Verunka's birthday!
