The most difficult riddles. Funny riddles with a trick for children and adults Riddles that no one can guess

What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?

(Trolleybus)

She puffs up her sides
Your four corners
And you, as the night falls,
It will still draw you in.

(Pillow)

Not a rider, but with spurs,
Not an alarm clock, but wakes everyone up.

Soup, salad, mashed potatoes, meatballs
Always served in ... (Plate)
And for tea and yogurt
Give it up buddy...

Spreads its tail like a peacock,
Walks like an important gentleman
On the ground with their feet - a knock,
What is his name...

For predictions, this subject is indispensable.
Wizards all use it.
It's round and transparent like glass
It is quite easy to see the future in it.

She is beautiful and sweet
And her name is from the word "ash".

(Cinderella)

One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros?

(A cow peeks around the corner)

Five boys
Five closets.
Dispersed boys
In dark closets.
Every boy
Into your closet.

(Fingers and gloves)

The nose is round, patchy,
It is convenient for them to dig in the ground,
Small crochet tail
Instead of shoes - hooves.
Three of them - and to what
The brothers are friendly.
Guess without a clue
Who are the heroes of this tale?
(Three piglets)

My father had a strange boy
Unusual - wooden.
But the father loved his son.
What a strange
Little wooden man
On land and underwater
Looking for a golden key?
It has a long nose everywhere.
Who is this? .. (Pinocchio).

White-sided chirping,
And her name is ... (magpie).

I go to bed every night,
In a room alone, I'm not afraid.
I fall asleep sweetly
Under the singing of a bird - (nightingale).

We don't sleep for a day
We don't sleep at night
And day and night
We knock, we knock.
(Watch)

I'm sitting on top
I don't know who.
(A cap)

Autumn rain walked around the city,
The rain has lost its mirror.
The mirror lies on the asphalt,
The wind will blow - it will tremble. (Puddle)

I have two horses, two horses.
They carry me on the water.
And the water is as hard as stone!
(skates, ice)

I've been wearing them for many years
I don't know how to count them.
(Hair)

Very strange postman:
He's not a Muggle, he's not a wizard.
Deliver letters and newspapers
Carries a parcel to the ends of the world,
He knows how to keep all the secrets.
Winged and bold, and sharp-sighted he is.
Who is this postman? (Owl)

Three eyes - three orders
Red is the most dangerous.
(Traffic light)

Who comes, who goes
Everyone leads her by the hand.
(Door)

Pinches ears, pinches nose,
Frost creeps into boots.
You splash water - it will fall
Not water, but ice.
Not even a bird flies
The bird freezes from frost.
The sun has returned to summer.
What, say, for a month is this?
(January)

Who made me does not say. Who does not know me, accepts. And who knows, they won't let you into the yard.
(Fake coin)

If it weren't for him,
Wouldn't say anything.
(Language)

Khokotun Egor took up the cleaning,
I went dancing around the room,
Looked around - a clean floor.
(Broom)

There is a fat woman -
wooden belly,
Iron belt.
(Barrel)

Hot, sultry, stuffy day,
Even chickens seek shade.
The mowing of bread has begun,
Time for berries and mushrooms.
His days are the peak of summer,
What, say, for a month is this?
(July)

There is water all around, but there is trouble with drinking. (Sea).

Along the edges are two sharp sticks,
In the middle is what
What all the guys will exclaim
Kohl suddenly hear it.
(Bell)

A warm south wind is blowing
The sun is shining brighter.
The snow is thinning, soft, melting,
The loud-mouthed rook flies.
What month? Who will know?
(March)

Thirty-two thresh
one turns.
(Teeth and tongue)

The sun bakes
Linden blossoms.
The rye is earing
The wheat is golden.
Who's to say, who knows
When does it happen?
(Summer)

Lots of teeth, but nothing to eat.
(Comb)

What is it with Galochka?
thread on a stick,
Wand in hand
And a thread in the river.
(Fishing rod)

I'm light as a feather, but you can't hold me for long.
(Inhale)

sheet of paper in the morning
They bring us to the apartment,
On one such sheet
a lot of news.
(Newspaper)

When you see me, you cannot see anything else. I can make you walk even if you don't have the opportunity. Sometimes I tell the truth, sometimes I lie. But if I'm lying, then close to the truth. Who am I?
(Dream)

Who walks on 4 legs in the morning, on 2 legs in the afternoon, and on 3 legs in the evening?
(Man. Morning - childhood, evening - old age)

People always have
There are always ships.
(Nose)

Not a rider, but with spurs, not a watchman, but wakes everyone up (rooster)

Gum Akulinka
I went for a walk on the back.
And while she was walking
The back is pink.
(washcloth)

This month hides everything, this month it snows, this month everything is warmer, this month is Women's Day.
(March)

Sitting Pahom
Riding a horse
I'm illiterate myself
And reading helps.
(Glasses)

Spinning, chirping,
Busy all day.
(Magpie)

Furiously the river roars
And breaks the ice.
The starling returned to his house,
And in the forest the bear woke up.
A lark trills in the sky.
Who came to us?
(April)

I received these miracle bricks as a gift,
What I make of them - I break,
And I start all over again.
(Dice)

Lives without a language
Doesn't eat or drink
He speaks and sings.
(Radio)

He sat on the fence, sang and shouted, but when everyone gathered, he took it and fell silent (rooster)

Snow falls in bags from the sky,
There are snowdrifts from the house.
Now snowstorms, then blizzards
They attacked the village.
The frost is strong at night
During the day, a drop is heard ringing.
The day has grown noticeably
Well, so what month is it?
(February)

Doesn't bark, doesn't bite, but is tied to the booth.
(Chain)

The bird sits on the white mountains, waits from dead alive(hen-hen)

In the forest tyap-tyap, blunder-blunder at home, you take it on your knees - it will cry.
(Balalaika)

Goes down - breaks the road, goes up - builds.
(Doggy zipper on jacket)

Though she herself is snow and ice,
And she leaves - sheds tears.
(Winter)

He swing and bed
It's good to lie on it
Is he in the garden or in the forest
Shows on weight.
(Hammock)

Duck in the sea, tail on the fence. (Ladle)

It pours into it, pours out of it, weaves itself along the ground. (River).

Warm, long, long day
At noon - a tiny shadow,
An ear blooms in the field,
The grasshopper gives a voice
The strawberry ripens
What month is it, please?
(June)

Every year they come to visit us:
One gray-haired, the other young,

(Seasons)

Little boy in a gray coat
Snooping around the yards, picking up the crumbs,
At night he wanders - he steals hemp.
(Sparrow)

I puff, puff, puff,
I don't want to get hot anymore.
The lid rattled loudly.
"Drink tea, the water has boiled!"
(Kettle)

The river is flowing - we are lying.
Ice on the river - we run.
(Skates)

Frequent, toothy,
I grabbed a swirling forelock.
(scallop)

All his life he flaps his wings,
And he can't fly away.
(Windmill)

In a wooden house
Gnomes live.
Already such good people -
Give out lights to everyone.
(Matches)

Two sisters next to each other
They run circle after circle.
Shorty - just one time
The one above is every hour.
(Clock hands)

One says
Two are looking
Two are listening.
(tongue, eyes, ears)

A small dog curled up lies -
He does not bark, does not bite, but does not let him into the house.
(Lock)

All the time knocking, hollowing trees.
But they are not crippled, but only healed.
(Woodpecker)

Black vest, red beret.
The nose is like an ax, the tail is like an emphasis.
(Woodpecker)

The bridge stretched for seven miles,
And at the end of the bridge - a golden milestone.
(A week)

Apples on the branches in winter!
Collect them quickly!
And suddenly the apples fluttered
After all, this...
(Bullfinches)

So that autumn does not get wet,
Not sour from water
He turned puddles into glass
Made the gardens snowy.
(Winter)

If it's raining, we don't grieve -
We smartly romp through the puddles,
The sun will shine -
We stand under the hanger.
(Galoshes, boots)

What will this eye look at -
All the picture will convey.
(Camera)

He will knock on the ground with his nose,
He flaps his wings and screams.
He screams even sleepy,
The screamer is restless.
(Rooster)

And in the forest, mind you, children,
There are night watchmen.
Watchmen are afraid of these
Mice, hiding, trembling!
Very very harsh
Owls and...
(Owls)

Who whitens the glades with white
And writes on the walls with chalk,
sews downy feather beds,
Did you decorate all the windows?
(Winter)

He has a rubber trunk
With a canvas stomach.
How his engine hums
He swallows dust and rubbish.
(Vacuum cleaner)

If I got up, I would reach the sky.
(Road)

Girded stone belt
Hundreds of cities and villages.
(Highway)

The snow is melting, the meadow has come to life.
The day is coming. When does it happen?
(Spring)

The tree has grown from earth to heaven.
This tree has twelve branches.
Each knot has four nests.
Each nest contains seven eggs.
And the seventh is red.
(Year, months, weeks, days)

Dies in the evening, revives in the morning.
(Day)

I am woven from heat, I carry warmth with me,
I warm the rivers, "swim!" - I invite.
And you all love me for this, I ...
(Summer)

Front - awl, back - wilze,
Top - black cloth,
Below is a white towel.
(Martin)

I run like a ladder
Ringing on the pebbles
From afar by the song
Recognize me.
(Brook)

small, round,
And you can't catch it by the tail.
(Clew)

Black, nimble,
Shouts "krak" - the enemy of worms.
(Rook)

Goes to four in the morning
During the day for two, and in the evening for three.
(Child, adult, old man)

Appeared in a yellow coat:
Farewell, two shells!
(Chick)

The beauty walks, lightly touches the ground,
Goes to the field, to the river,
And on the snow, and on the flower.
(Spring)

On the wall, in plain sight,
Gathers the news together
And then its residents
They will fly in all directions.
(Mailbox)

She has her whole soul wide open,
And even though there are buttons - not a shirt,
Not a turkey, but inflates,
And not a bird, but flooded.
(Harmonic)

Everyone rejoices today!
In the hands of a child
Dancing for joy
Air...
(balls)

If I see dust, I will grumble, wrap and swallow.
(Vacuum cleaner)

It crackled from the very morning: "Por-r-ra! Por-r-ra!"
What's the time? What a mess with her
When it crackles...
(Magpie)

Fidget motley, long-tailed bird,
The bird is talkative, the most talkative.
The white-sided messenger, and her name is ...
(Magpie)

They speak in Moscow, but we hear it.
(radio)

Carpenter with a sharp chisel
Building a house with one window.
(Woodpecker)

I'll sit under my arm and tell you what to do:
Either I'll put you to bed, or I'll let you walk.
(Thermometer)

Angry touchy
Lives in the wilderness of the forest.
Too many needles
Not just one thread.
(Hedgehog)

Blue house at the gate.
Guess who lives in it.

The door is narrow under the roof -
Not for a squirrel, not for a mouse,
Not for the spring tenant,
Talking starling.

News is flying in through this door
They spend half an hour together.
The news does not stay for a long time -
Flying in all directions!
(Mailbox)


White feathers, red comb.
Who is that on the peg?
(Peter-cockerel)

There are no clouds on the horizon
But an umbrella opened up in the sky.
In a few minutes
Got down...
(parachute)

Doesn't burn in fire
Doesn't sink in water
Does not rot in the ground.
(Is it true)

Who, guess, the gray-haired mistress?
She shook her feather beds - over the world of fluff.
(Winter)

Chick-chirp! Jump to the grains!
Peck, don't be shy! Who is this?
(Sparrow)

In linen country
On the river sheet
The steamboat is sailing
Back, then forward
And behind him such a smooth surface,
Not a wrinkle to be seen.
(Iron)

The house is a glass bubble
And the light lives in it.
He sleeps during the day, but when he wakes up,
It will ignite with a bright flame.
(Flashlight)

Red doors in my cave
White animals sit at the door.
And meat, and bread - all my booty -
I gladly give to the white beasts.
(Lips, teeth, mouth)

It is important to walk around the yard
with a sharp beak, a crocodile,
Ggolovoy shook all day,
mumbled something loudly.
Only this, right, was
no crocodile,
and turkeys are your best friend.
Guess who?..
(Turkey)

Everyone tramples on me, but I'm getting better.
(Path)

He is in a bright uniform, spurs for beauty
During the day he is a bully, in the morning he is a watch.
(Rooster)

A climber stands on the roof
And catches the news for us.
(Antenna)

I silently look at everyone
And everyone is looking at me.
Merry see laughter
I cry with sadness.
Deep like a river
I'm at home, on your wall.
The old man sees the old man,
The child is the child in me.
(Mirror)

In a small barn
Keep a hundred fires.
(Matches)

The cold has come.
The water turned to ice.
Long-eared hare gray
Turned into a white bunny.
The bear stopped roaring:
The bear went into hibernation in the forest.
Who's to say, who knows
When does it happen?
(Winter)

Who's on the tree, on the bitch
Counting: ku-ku, ku-ku?
(Cuckoo)

Not offended, but inflated,
They lead him across the field.
And hit - nothing
Don't chase after...
(ball)

Has no language
And who will visit
He knows a lot.
(Newspaper)

Who sings so loudly
that the sun is rising?
(Cockerel)

I decorate the house
I collect dust.
And people trample on me,
Yes, then they still beat with batogs.
(Carpet)

It was yesterday, it is today and it will be tomorrow.
(Time)

She doesn't need a driver at all.
You turn it on with the key -
The wheels will start spinning.
Put it on and she will rush.
(Clockwork machine)

It has no legs and no wings,
It flies fast, you can't catch up with it.
(Time)

Kvohchet, quohchet, calls the children,
He gathers everyone under the wing.
(Hen with chickens)

I have a tree
It has twelve branches;
Each branch has thirty leaves;
One side of the sheet is black,
The other is white.
(Year, months, days, nights)

Snow on the fields, ice on the waters,
The blizzard is walking. When does it happen?
(in winter)

Every day at six in the morning
I'm cracking: it's time to get up!
(Alarm)

I am related to Moidodyr,
Turn me away
And cold water
I will kill you alive.
(Tap)

What tool can you slurp cabbage soup with?
(Spoon)

What cannot be returned?
(Time)

I have a robot in my apartment.
He has a huge trunk.
Robot loves cleanliness
And buzzing like a liner "TU"
He willingly swallows the dust,
Not sick, not sneezing.
(Vacuum cleaner)

I lie above the river, I hold both banks.
(Bridge)

Olya listens in the forest
How the cuckoos cry.
And for this you need
Our Olya...
(Ears)

You are given
And people use it.
(Name)

Wrinkled Tit
The whole village is happy.
(Harmonic)

Olya runs happily
To the river along the path.
And for this you need
Our Olya...
(Legs)

I'm standing on the roof, all the pipes are higher.
(Antenna)

Meets everyone with one hand,
The other handle accompanies.
(Door)

Admire, look -
North Pole inside!
There sparkles snow and ice,
Winter lives there.
(Fridge)

Sleeps during the day, flies at night.
(Owl)

Night. But if I want
I click once - and the day will turn on.
(Switch)

If our hands are in wax,
If there are blots on the nose,
Who then is our first friend,
Will it remove dirt from the face and hands?
What Mom Can't Do Without
No cooking, no washing
Without what, we will say directly,
Man to die?
To make it rain from the sky
To grow ears of bread
For ships to sail
We can't live without...
(Water)

A house made of tin, and the tenants in it - to lead.
(Mailbox)

How to start talking, talking,
We need to make tea soon.
(Kettle)

On a pole - a palace, in a palace - a singer.
(Starling)

Escapes like a living thing
But I won't release it.
Foaming with white foam
Don't be lazy to wash your hands.
(Soap)

What kind of blacksmiths forge in the forest?
(Woodpecker)

Blacker than all migratory birds,
cleans the arable land from worms.
(Rook)

He reveals himself, he closes you,
As soon as the rain passes, it will do the opposite.
(Umbrella)

Day and night I stand on the roof
No ears, but I hear everything
I look into the distance, although without eyes,
My story is on the screen.
(Antenna)

The monster's emerald eye blazed.
So you can cross the street now.
(Traffic light)

I held your tail in my hand,
You flew, I ran.
(Balloon)

What comb does no one comb their hair with? (rooster)

What is a judge without a tongue?
(Scales)

One gray-haired, the other young,
The third jumps, and the fourth cries.
What are these guests?
(Seasons)

He rides on someone else's back, but carries a load on his own.
(Saddle)

She walks in the rain
Loves to nibble grass
Quack screams, it's all a joke,
Well, of course it is - (duck).

On the squares of the board
The kings brought down the regiments.
No for battle with regiments
No bullets, no bayonets.
(Chess)

I have guys
Two silver horses
I drive both at the same time.
What kind of horses do I have?
(Skates)

Tail with patterns, boots with spurs,
He sings songs, counts time.
(Rooster)

They love the young man very much, but they beat him, beat him endlessly. (Ball).

A small head sits on the finger.
Hundreds of eyes looking in all directions.
(Thimble)

In the belly - a bath, in the nose - a sieve, on the head - the navel. One hand, and that one on the back. What is this?
(Kettle)

The fields are green,
The nightingale sings.
The garden is dressed in white
The bees are the first to fly.
Thunder rumbles. Guess,
What month is this?
(May)

I am a helpful bastard.
I am happy to serve everyone.
I am silent as an idol.
And then I sing songs. (Samovar)

The tablecloth is white
The whole world is dressed.
(Winter)

What month do people talk the least
(In February)

Flowing-flowing - will not flow out; runs-runs - not you-runs. (River)

I'm spinning, I'm spinning
And I'm not lazy
Spin around all day long.
(Yula)

Not boots, not boots
But they are also worn by legs.
We run in them in winter:
Go to school in the morning, home in the afternoon.
(Felt boots)

Born twice, never a christening, a prophet to all people (rooster)

Thirty-two warriors have one commander.
(Teeth and tongue)

twelve brothers
They roam one after another
They don't bypass each other.
(months)

He wanders importantly across the meadow,
Comes out of the water dry
Wears red shoes
Gives soft feathers.
(Goose)

I have which year
the hedgehog lives in the room.
If the floor is waxed
He will rub it to a shine.
Answer (Polyter)

They knock, they knock - they don't tell you to be bored.
They go, they go, and everything is right there.
(Watch)

In the forest, under twitter, ringing and whistling,
The forest telegrapher knocks:
"Hey, thrush, buddy!"
And signs...
(Woodpecker)

Four blue suns
Grandma's in the kitchen
Four blue suns
They burned and faded.
Shchi is ripe, pancakes hiss.
Until tomorrow the sun is not needed.
(Gas stove)

Under the roof - four legs,
Under the roof - soup and spoons.
(Table)

They beat him with a hand and a stick -
Nobody feels sorry for him.
Why are they beating the poor guy?
And for the fact that he is inflated.
(Ball)

Come on, guys, who can guess:
Are two fur coats enough for ten brothers?
(Mittens)

Bent over the river
Their deal is this:
The river will exchange it
Perch on a worm.
(Fishing rod)

A warm wave splashes
Under the wave of whiteness.
Guess, remember
What kind of sea is in the room?
(Bath)

I knock on wood, I want to get a worm,
Though hidden under the bark -
It will still be mine!
(Woodpecker)

Two brothers
Looking into the water
They will not converge in a century.
(Shores)

Very fast two horses
They carry me through the snow
Through the meadow to the birch,
Pull two strips.
(Skis)

In our house under the window
There is a hot accordion:
She doesn’t sing or play - she heats the house.
(heating battery)

Five brothers -
Years equal, growth different.
(Fingers)

Not a king, but in a crown,
not a rider, but with spurs,
not an alarm clock, but wakes everyone up.
(Rooster)

He himself does not know the days, but indicates to others.
(Calendar)

round, deep,
Smooth, wide
potter twisted,
burnt in the oven,
From the jug - low
Clay ... (bowl).

The train goes knock-knock-knock...
They suddenly bring us in a compartment
What's the liquid? Answer!
The conductor brought us ... (tea).
So as not to burn the palms,
Save the passenger
(And save all the guests)
When you drink hot tea
Get the install:
This glassware
(In recent years the main)
The train is the main one.
The glass is his boss,
And he himself... (cup holder).

If she works
There will be no hungry family.
(Bake)

Narrow at the bottom, wide at the top
Not a saucepan ... (cast iron).

From the Russian stove
Pull the porridge from the oven.
Chugunok is very happy
What grabbed him ... (grab).

Before, like a wooden basin,
Served the people all the time
There were grips
At the old ... (tubs).

To go to the bath
And carry water in it,
Such a pelvis
Two pens at once.
Splash water from it - ka!
That's the basin with the name ... (gang)!

Here are the nail clippers
Here are the nail clippers
And these (tweezers) are old
For the sweet ones, they were more important.
(Sugar tongs)

I always draw, sometimes muzzles, sometimes faces.
My palette is different faces
I help them grow faster
In the villain, in the beauty, in the blue bird,
In the beast, in the Bab - Yoshka,
In a horror story, in Koshchei,
In a funny matryoshka
In a cat, in Barmaleya.
My client is an actor.
I'm cool ... (make-up artist)

Works in the theater
Saves clothes
He strokes and darns
Sequins fastens, sews.
Actor tries on
jacket, for example
His profession is ... (costume designer).

Every man knows
What is sculpted from clay ... (glechek).

There are no dishes for such a long time,
All metal and glass
And in the old days everyone had
More often dishes ... (clay).

Wooden bottom and none -
Above and below it.
In a circle the boards are curved,
Slightly curved, not large
And fastened not with nails,
And belted with rims.
(Barrel, tub)

There is a dot
On the branch - "bud",
And similar to a tub
On the farm ... (barrel).

There is a word "gun".
There is a "frog"
And there is a vessel ... (a tub).

For rain water
What flows from the drainpipe
(What flows from the roof to the ground)
At the clay house
It stood ... (tub).

There is a Dymkovo toy -
"Water carrier" name,
On her shoulders
Wooden arc.
(Yoke)

Long, low
Someone galvanized,
Needed for washing
Maybe for swimming.
Vessel strange
Has a name.
I don't know who it is
Title open
But this vessel
Just …. (trough).

Without work - she is cold,
And after work - red from the fire.
(Poker)

The iron leg is ... (poker).

Helps to manage
Beauty by the oven
Remove the rings from the stove
So that you put the cast iron.
(Poker)

fix the firebox
Will help deftly
Helper of fire
Hard worker ... (poker).

She has one leg
Oh, she's hot.
(Poker)

Full, wide
Smooth and high.
What's her name guys
She's a little heavy.
Pour and ten liters
In a pot sister ... (makitra).

The pot has a sister -
Wide, high
Full and good.
Call her ... (makitra).

Even though I'm not a hammer -
I knock on wood:
It has every corner
I want to explore.
I walk in a red hat
And a great acrobat.
(Woodpecker)

How many peas can go into one glass?
(Not at all, because peas do not go.)

Golden sieve, full of black houses. (Language)

I am any girl
I'll cover my hair
I'll cover the boy too
Short haircuts.
I am protection from the sun
That's what it was made for.
(Panama)

On the stove - pots chief.
Fat, long-nosed ... (Teapot)

I ride it
Until evening time.
But my lazy horse
Carries only from the mountain.
And always on the hill
I walk myself
And my horse
I lead by the rope.
(Sled)

Starts from home
At home it ends.
(Road)

How to say correctly: “I don’t see a white yolk” or “I don’t see a white yolk”? (The yolk cannot be white.)

Say the magic words
Swipe the subject just barely:
Flowers will bloom instantly
Between the snowdrifts here and there.
And you can conjure rain
There are five cakes at once.
And lemonade and sweets...
You name that subject! ( Magic wand)

What do you want -
You can't buy that
What is not needed -
You don't sell that.
(Youth and old age)

Guess what bird
Afraid of the bright light
Beak crochet, eye patch?
(Owl)

Near different girlfriends,
But they are similar to each other.
They all sit next to each other
And just one toy.
(Matryoshka)

They started Moscow, what was the first nail pounded into? (In a hat.)

Two twins, two brothers
They sit on top of the nose.
(Glasses)

There will be delicious food
With a golden crust
If you are using...
That's right, (frying pan!)

What is it: flies, rustles, and not a rustler? (Brother of the rustler.)

I work in the theatre.
I'm just an aunt during intermission.
And on the stage - the queen,
That granny, then the fox.
Knows Kolya and Larisa,
That in the theater I ... (actress)

Not the sea, not the land
Ships don't sail
And you can't walk.
(Swamp)

In order not to freeze
five guys
knitted in the oven
They are sitting.
(Mittens)

Admire, look -
North Pole inside!
There sparkles snow and ice,
Winter lives there.
Forever us this winter
Brought from the store.
(Fridge)

I have no legs, but I walk
There is no mouth, but I will say
When to sleep, when to wake up
When to start work.
(Watch)

Fall - jump
Hit - do not cry.
(Ball)

Fidget motley,
long-tailed bird,
talking bird,
The most chatty.
(Magpie)

Sitting in a cage all day
And under his breath he repeats,
But hearing the door creak,
He screams "Philip-Philip"
Let Kesha drink faster
Who is this - (parrot).

What always goes
And won't leave the place?
(Watch)

The fat man lives on the roof
He flies above all.
(Carlson)

The grandmother loved the girl very much.
She gave her a red hat.
The girl forgot her name.
Well, tell me her name.
(Little Red Riding Hood)

your ponytail
I held in my hand
You flew
I ran.
(Balloon)

Unapproachable, lonely
On a steep, high cliff,
A gloomy lump in appearance
He is by the lake.
Through the ancient loopholes
Looks into the surface of the lake. (Lock)

What dishes can not eat anything?
(From empty.)

He is always at work
When we say
And resting
When we are silent.
(Language)

With a tail, but you can't lift it by the tail
(Clew)

What word starts with three "G"s and ends with three "I"s? ("Trigonometry".)

Didn't look out the window
There was only one Antoshka,
Looked out the window -
There is a second Antoshka!
What is this window
Where was Antoshka looking?
(Mirror)

This thing is functional:
She can sweep.
Well, you can (it's not a secret!)
Fly on it under the clouds.
Brand "Nimbus" thing happens,
Everyone plays Quidditch on it. (Broom)

Along the river, along the water
A line of boats floats
The ship is ahead
Leads them along
Small boats have no oars,
And the boat hurts a walker.
Right, left, back, forward
He will turn the whole gang.
(Duck with ducklings)

With a catch that gained popularity among a huge number different people not only because of the opportunity to use them in the educational process, but also because of the entertainment component.

Such riddles contribute to the expansion of the horizons of both children and adults, and they are of interest to those who want to replenish their knowledge. They are light and simple. Let's start.

1. A man stands on one side of the river, his dog on the other. He calls the dog, and he immediately runs to the owner, without getting wet, without using either the boat or the bridge. How did she do it?

2. What is unusual about the number - 8, 549, 176, 320?

3. A 12 round bout is scheduled between two boxers. After 6 rounds, one boxer is knocked to the floor, but none of the men is considered a loser. How is this possible?

4. In 1990, a person turned 15 years old, in 1995 the same person turned 10. How is this possible?

5. You are standing in the corridor. Before you are three doors to three rooms and three switches. You do not see what is happening in the rooms, and you can only get into them through the door. You can enter each room once and only when all the switches are off. How to understand which switch belongs to which room?

6. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April, the second was named May. What was the name of the third child?

7. Before the discovery of Mount Everest, what was the highest peak in the world?

8. What word is always misspelled?

9. Billy was born on December 25, but his birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?


10. A truck driver is moving in the opposite direction on a one-way street. Why aren't the cops stopping him?

11. How can you quit a raw egg on a concrete floor without breaking it?

12. How can a person go eight days without sleep?

13. The doctor gave you three tablets and told you to take one every half an hour. How long will it take you to take all the pills?

14. You entered a dark room with one match. The room has an oil lamp, a newspaper and wooden blocks. What will you light first?

15. Is a man legally entitled to marry his widow's sister?


16. Some months have 30 days, some have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

17. What goes up and down but stays in one place?

18. What can you never eat for breakfast?

19. What always increases and never decreases?

20. Imagine that you are in a sinking boat surrounded by sharks. How can you survive?


21. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

22. Seven sisters arrived at the dacha, and each of them went about her own business. The first sister cooks food, the second one works in the garden, the third one plays chess, the fourth one reads a book, the fifth one does a crossword puzzle, the sixth one does laundry. And what does the seventh sister do?

23. What goes both uphill and downhill, but at the same time remains in place?

24. Which table has no legs?

Difficult riddles with answers

25. How many years are there in a year?


26. What kind of cork can not stop up any bottle?

27. No one eats it raw, but when cooked, they throw it away. What is this?

28. The girl wanted to buy a chocolate bar, but she lacked 10 rubles. The boy also wanted to buy a chocolate bar, but he lacked 1 ruble. The children decided to buy one chocolate bar for two, but they still lacked 1 ruble. How much does a chocolate bar cost?

29. A cowboy, a yogi and a gentleman are sitting at the table. How many feet are on the floor?

30. Nero, George Washington, Napoleon, Sherlock Holmes, William Shakespeare, Ludwig van Beethoven, Leonardo da Vinci. Who is missing from this list?

Riddles with a trick


31. Which island calls itself a piece of linen?

32. Is she red?

No, black.

Why is she white?

Because green.

33. You are sitting in an airplane, a car is in front of you, a horse is behind you. Where are you at?

34. How long does it take to boil a hard boiled egg in water?

35. What unites the numbers 69 and 88?

Logic riddles


36. Whom does God never see, the king rarely sees, but the common man sees every day?

37. Who walks while sitting?

38. What is the longest month of the year?

39. How can you jump off a 10-meter ladder and not crash? And not even get hurt?

40. When this item is needed, it is abandoned, and when it is not needed, it is taken with them. What are we talking about?

Riddles with answers


41. Any person receives it for free twice in his life, but if he needs it for the third time, then he will have to pay for it. What is this?

42. The name of which state will you get if you put a small horse between two identical pronouns?

43. The capital of a European state in which blood flows?

44. The combined age of father and son is 77 years. The age of the son is the age of the father in reverse. How old are they?

45. If it is white, then it is dirty, and if it is black, then it has been cleansed. What are we talking about?

Difficult riddles


46. ​​Can a person be in a room without his head and still be alive?

47. In what case will you not be able to take the place of a seated person, even if he gets up?

48. What product can be boiled in at least 10 kg of salt, and it still will not become salty?

49. Who can easily light a match underwater?

50. A plant that knows everything?


51. What will you do if you see a green man?

52. How many stripes does a zebra have?

53. When does a person look like a tree?

54. What can travel around the world, staying in the same corner?

55. Where is the end of the world?

Ready for answers?

Answers to riddles


1. The river is frozen

2. This number contains all digits from 0 to 9.

3. Both boxers are female.

4. He was born in 2005 BC.

5. Turn on the right switch and do not turn it off for three minutes. After two minutes, turn on the middle switch and keep it on for one minute. When the minute has passed, turn off both switches and enter the rooms. One bulb will be hot (switch 1), one will be warm (switch 2), and the cold bulb will refer to the switch you didn't touch.

6. Johnny.

7. Everest, it just hasn't been discovered yet.

8. The word "wrong."

9. Billy was born in the southern hemisphere.

10. He is walking along the sidewalk.


11. An egg won't break a concrete floor!

12. Sleep at night.

13. You will need one hour. Take one tablet now, the second in half an hour, and the third in another half hour.

14. Match.

15. No, he is dead.

16. Each month has 28 or more days.

17. Staircase.

19. Age.


20. Stop imagining.

22. The seventh sister plays chess with the third.

23. Road.

24. At the diet.

25. There is one summer in a year.

26. Traffic jam.

27. Bay leaf.

28. The price of a chocolate bar is 10 rubles. The girl had no money at all.

29. One foot on the floor. The cowboy puts his feet on the table, the gentleman crosses his legs, and the yogi meditates.

30. Sherlock Holmes because he is a fictional character.


32. Blackcurrant.

33. Carousel.

34. This does not need to be done, the egg is already boiled.

35. Upside down, they look the same.


36. Like yourself.

37. Chess player.

39. Jump off the lowest step.


42. Japan.

44.07 and 70; 25 and 52; 16 and 61.

45. School board.


46. ​​Yes. Stick your head out the window or door.

47. When sitting on your lap.

49. Sailor on a submarine.

51. Cross the road.


52. Two, black and white.

53. When he had just woken up (pine, from sleep).

55. Where the shadow begins.

No matter how many correct answers you get, this is not an IQ test. It is important to force your brain to think outside of the ordinary. Below we will give you some tips that will help tune your brain to the right wave and prevent it from aging.

brain exercises


Let a crossword, puzzle, sudoku, or any other similar thing that interests you always be in a conspicuous place. Every morning spend a few minutes on them, activate the brain.

Constantly attend exhibitions or conferences on topics unfamiliar to you. Think about how you can apply what you've learned to your industry.

A collection of puzzles for fun and educational activities with children. All children's riddles are given with answers.

Riddles for children are rhymes or prose expressions that describe an object without naming it. Most often, the main attention in children's riddles is given to some unique property object or its resemblance to another object.

For our distant ancestors, riddles were a kind of test of wisdom and ingenuity. fairytale heroes. In almost every fairy tale, questions were asked that the main characters had to answer in order to receive a magical gift.

It is customary to share riddles for children and adults. In this section you will find only children's riddles, the solution of which turns into a game and not only teaches, but also develops the logic of your baby. Their number is constantly growing, because people still continue to invent, and we continue to post the most interesting ones.

All riddles for kids are answered so you can test yourself. If you are playing with a very young child, then you should look at the answers in advance, because you need to make sure that he already knows the word that is the clue. Play guessing games with your child and he will understand that learning can be interesting and even fun!

Children's puzzles: how to choose?

Surprisingly, the children's preferences for riddles are so different that it is not possible to identify any trend. Of course, kids are delighted with riddles for children about birds, animals, all kinds of bugs and spiders. Older children love to play riddles about fairy tale characters and heroes of modern cartoons.

To turn guesswork into entertaining game, you need to choose topics in accordance with what you are doing now and where you are. On vacation outside the city, choose children's riddles about animals and birds, if you went to pick mushrooms in the forest - riddles about mushrooms. This choice will bring you and your child new experiences and joy. Imagine that you are relaxing on a lake or river and your baby saw a fish. And if you prepared in advance and took riddles about fish with you? Your success in the game of a puzzle on the water and sea theme is guaranteed.

Attention: the site contains riddles for children with answers! Just click on the word "Answer".

There is a rich house and a poor one. They are on fire. Which house will the police put out?

Police do not put out fires, firefighters put out fires

How can a person not sleep for 8 days?

Sleep at night

You enter a dark kitchen. It contains a candle, a kerosene lamp and a gas stove. What will you light first?

A girl is sitting, and you cannot sit in her place, even if she gets up and leaves. Where is she sitting?

She sits on your lap

You are standing in front of three switches. Behind an opaque wall are three light bulbs in the off state. You need to manipulate the switches, go into the room and determine which light bulb each switch belongs to.

First you need to turn on two switches. After a while one of them will turn off. Enter the room. One bulb will be hot from the switch on, the second - warm from the off, the third - cold, from the untouched switch

It is known that among the nine coins there is one counterfeit, which has less weight than the rest of the coins. How to determine a counterfeit coin using a weighing pan in two weighings?

1st weighing: 3 and 3 coins. The counterfeit coin is in the pile that weighs the least. If they are equal, then the fake is in the third pile. 2nd weighing: Any 2 coins from the pile with the lowest weight are compared. If they are equal, then the fake is the remaining coin.

Two people approach the river. Near the shore is a boat that can only support one. Both men crossed to the opposite bank. How?

They were on different shores

Two fathers, two sons found three oranges and divided them. Each got a whole orange. How can this be?

The dog was tied to a ten-meter rope, and walked 300 meters. How did she do it?

The rope was not tied to anything.

How can a thrown egg fly three meters and not break?

You need to throw an egg four meters, then the first three meters it will fly by

The man was driving a large truck. The lights on the car were not on. There was also no moon. The woman began to cross the road in front of the car. How did the driver manage to see her?

It was a bright sunny day

If five cats catch five mice in five minutes, how long does it take for one cat to catch one mouse?

Five minutes

Can you light a match underwater?

You can, if you pour water into some kind of container, for example, into a glass, and keep the match below the glass

The boat is rocking on the water. A ladder has been thrown out from it along the side. Before high tide, water covered only the bottom step. How long will it take for the water to cover the 3rd step from the bottom, if at high tide the water rises by 20 cm per hour, and the distance between the steps is 30 cm?

Never, as the boat rises with the water

How to divide five apples among five girls so that each girl gets an apple and at the same time one of the apples remains in the basket?

Give one girl an apple with a basket

One and a half pike perch cost one and a half rubles. How much are 13 zanders worth?

Merchants and potters. In one city, all the people were merchants or potters. Merchants have always told lies, and potters have always told the truth. When all the people gathered in the square, each of those gathered said to the others: “You are all merchants!” How many potters were there in this city?

The potter was alone, because:

  1. If there were no potters, then the merchants would have to tell the truth that all other merchants, and this contradicts the condition of the problem.
  2. If there were more than one potter, then each potter would have to lie that the rest were merchants.

There are two coins on the table, in total they give 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?

1 and 2 rubles

The satellite makes one revolution around the Earth in 1 hour 40 minutes, and the other in 100 minutes. How can it be?

100 minutes is 1 hour 40 minutes

As you know, all Russian female names end either in the letter “a” or in the letter “ya”: Anna, Maria, Irina, Natalya, Olga, etc. However, there is only one female name, which ends with another letter. Name it.

What has no length, depth, width, height, but can be measured?

Time, temperature

If it rains at 12 o'clock at night, can we expect that in 72 hours it will be sunny?

No, because in 72 hours it will be night

Seven brothers have a sister. How many sisters are there?

One yacht goes from Nice to San Remo, the other from San Remo to Nice. They left the harbors at the same time. The first hour of the yacht's movement went at the same speed (60 km/h), but then the first yacht increased its speed to 80 km/h. Which of the yachts will be closer to Nice at the time of their meeting?

At the time of their meeting, they will be at the same distance from Nice

A woman was walking to Moscow, and three men were walking towards her. Everyone has a bag, in each bag there is a cat. How many creatures were sent to Moscow?

Only the woman went to Moscow, the rest went the other way

There were 10 birds perched on a tree. A hunter came and shot one bird. How many birds are left on the tree?

None - the rest of the birds flew away

The train runs from east to west, and the wind blows from north to south. In which direction is the smoke coming from the chimney?

You are running a marathon and you overtook the second runner. What is your current position?

Second. If you answered that you are now first, then this is wrong: you overtook the second runner and took his place, so you are now in second position

You are running a marathon and you overtook the last runner. What is your current position?

If you answered that the penultimate one, you were mistaken again :). Think about how you can overtake the last runner? If you run after him, then he is not the last. The correct answer is it's impossible, you can't overtake the last runner

There were three cucumbers and four apples on the table. The child took one apple from the table. How many fruits are left on the table?

3 fruits and cucumbers are vegetables

The product first rose in price by 10%, and then fell in price by 10%. What is its value now relative to the original?

99%: after a rise in price, 10% was added to 100% - it turned out to be 110%; 10% of 110% = 11%; then subtract 11% from 110% and get 99%

How many times does the number 4 appear in integers from 1 to 50?

15 times: 4, 14, 24, 34, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44 - twice, 45, 46. 47, 48, 49

You drove the car two thirds of the way. At the beginning of the journey, the gas tank of the car was full, and now it is one-quarter full. Will there be enough gasoline until the end of the journey (at a similar consumption)?

No, since 1/4< 1/3

Mary's father has 5 daughters: Chacha, Cheche, Chichi, Chocho. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

A deaf and dumb man went into an office supply store to buy a pencil sharpener. He stuck a finger in his left ear and with the fist of his other hand made a rotational movement near his right ear. The seller immediately understood what he was being asked for. Then a blind man entered the same store. How did he explain to the salesperson that he wanted to buy scissors?

Just said he's blind but not dumb

A rooster flew to the border of Russia and China. He sat right on the border, absolutely in the middle. Took an egg. It fell exactly across: the border divides it in the middle. What country does the egg belong to?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

One morning, a soldier who had previously been on night guard approached the centurion and said that that night he had dreamed that the barbarians would attack the fortress that evening from the north. The centurion did not really believe in this dream, but nevertheless he took measures. That same evening, the barbarians really attacked the fortress, but thanks to the measures taken, their attack was repulsed. After the battle, the centurion thanked the soldier for the warning and then ordered him to be taken into custody. Why?

For sleeping on duty

There are ten fingers on the hands. How many fingers are on ten hands?

Aircraft with English tourists flew from Holland to Spain. It crashed in France. Where should the surviving (injured) tourists be buried?

The survivors do not need to be buried! :)

You drove a bus with 42 passengers from Boston to Washington. At each of the six stops, 3 people got out of it, and at every second - four. What was the name of the driver when the driver arrived in Washington 10 hours later?

How about you, because in the beginning it was said that You drove the bus

What can you find in minutes, seconds and days, but not in years, decades and centuries?

How many times can 3 be subtracted from 25?

Once, because after the first subtraction, the number "25" will change to "22"

All of Mrs. Taylor's bungalows are finished in pink color: it has pink lamps, pink walls, pink carpets and a pink ceiling. What color are the stairs in this bungalow?

There are no stairs in the bungalow

In the ancient castle where the prison was located, there were 4 round towers in which prisoners were imprisoned. One of the prisoners decided to escape. And then one day he hid in a corner, and when a guard came in, he stunned him with a blow to the head, and he ran away, changing into other clothes. Could this be?

No, because the towers were round and there were no corners

The 12-storey building has an elevator. Only 2 people live on the ground floor, from floor to floor the number of residents doubles. Which button in the elevator of this house is pressed more often than others?

Regardless of the distribution of residents by floors - button "1"

A pair of horses ran 20 kilometers. Question: how many kilometers did each horse run individually?

20 kilometers

What can stand and walk, hang and stand, walk and lie down at the same time?

Is it possible to predict the score football match before it starts, and if so, how?

The score of any match before it starts is always 0:0

What in a person can increase in diameter by 7 times in a few seconds?

Pupil. When moving from bright light to dark, the diameter can change from 1.1 to 8 mm; everything else either almost does not increase, or increases in diameter by no more than 2-3 times

A seller in the market sells a hat that costs 10 rubles. A buyer comes up and wants to buy it, but he has only 25 rubles. The seller sends the boy with these 25 rubles. exchange for a neighbor. The boy comes running and gives 10 + 10 + 5 rubles. The seller gives a hat and change of 15 rubles, and 10 rubles. leaves to himself. After a while, a neighbor comes and says that 25 rubles. fake, demands to give her money. The seller returns her money. How much money was deceived by the seller?

The seller was deceived by fake 25 rubles.

How many animals did Moses take on his ark?

Animals were taken to the ark not by Moses, but by Noah

2 people walked in at the same time. One has an apartment on the 3rd floor, the other has an apartment on the 9th. How many times will the first person get there faster than the second? Note: they simultaneously pressed the buttons in 2 elevators moving at the same speed.

Usual answer: 3 times. Correct answer: 4 times. Elevators usually go from the 1st floor. The first one will pass 3-1=2 floors, and the second one 9-1=8 floors, i.e. 4 times more

This riddle is often offered to children. But sometimes adults can rack their brains for a long time to guess how to solve such a problem, so you can arrange a competition: invite everyone to try to solve the problem. Whoever guesses, regardless of age, deserves a prize. Here is the task:

6589 = 4; 5893 = 3; 1236 = 1; 1234 = 0; 0000 = 4; 5794 = 1; 1111 = 0; 4444 = 0; 7268 = 3; 1679 = 2; 3697 = 2

2793 = 1; 4895 = 3

The main thing is to look at the problem in a childish way, then you will understand that the answer is 3 (three circles in the numbers)

Two jigits competed: whose horse will come to the finish line last. However, things did not go well, both stood still. Then they turned to the sage for advice, and after that both galloped at full speed.

The sage advised the jigits to exchange horses

One student tells another: “Yesterday our college basketball team won the basketball game 76:40. At the same time, not a single basketball player scored a single ball in this match.

Women's teams played

A man enters a store, buys sausage and asks to cut it, but not across, but along. The saleswoman asks: "Are you a firefighter?" - "Yes". How did she guess?

The man was in uniform

The lady did not have a driver's license with her. She did not stop at the railroad crossing even though the barrier was lowered, then, ignoring the "brick", she moved along the one-way street against the traffic and stopped only after passing three blocks. All this happened in front of the traffic police officer, who for some reason did not consider it necessary to intervene.

The lady was walking

There were three tailor shops on one Odessa street. The first tailor advertised himself like this: “The best workshop in Odessa!” The second - "The best workshop in the world!" The third "surpassed" them both.

“The best workshop on this street!”

The two brothers were drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one of them began to argue with the bartender, and then he pulled out a knife and, ignoring his brother's attempts to stop him, hit the bartender. At his trial, he was found guilty of murder. At the end of the trial, the judge said: "You are found guilty of murder, but I have no choice but to let you go." Why did the judge have to do this?

The culprit was one of Siamese twins. A judge couldn't send a guilty person to jail without putting an innocent one in there too.

Baba Yaga, the Serpent Gorynych, the stupid ensign and the smart ensign were traveling in the same compartment. There was a bottle of beer on the table. The train entered the tunnel, it became dark. When the train left the tunnel, the bottle was empty. Who drank beer?

The stupid ensign drank the beer, since the rest of the creatures are unreal and do not occur in life!)

What is in first place in Russia, and second in France?

(Letter "P")

A tin can was placed on the edge of the table, tightly closed with a lid, so that 2/3 of the can hung from the table. After a while, the bank fell. What was in the bank?

(piece of ice)

90 apples grew on a birch. blew strong wind, and 10 apples fell. How much is left?

(Apples do not grow on a birch)

You are in a competition and you have overtaken a runner in second position. What is your current position?

(If you answered that you are now first, then you are absolutely wrong. You overtook the second runner and took his place, so you are now in second position)

You overtook the last runner, where are you now?

(If you answered the penultimate one, you are absolutely wrong again. Think. How can you overtake the last runner? If you run after him, then he is not the last. The answer is impossible. It turns out that your use of the brain is not the forte)

Do not write anything or use a calculator, and remember - you must answer quickly. Take 1000. Add 40. Add another thousand. Add 30. Another 1000. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What happened?

(Answer 5000? Wrong again. The correct answer is 4100. Try to recalculate on a calculator)

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Chacha 2. Cheche 3. Chichi 4. Chocho.
Question: What is the name of the fifth daughter? Think fast. The answer is just below.

(Choochu? NO! Of course her name is Mary. Read the question again)

When a woman lifts her leg, what do you see? Five letters, starts with P, ends with A.

What lengthens when it is picked up, passed between the breasts and thrust into the hole?

(Safety belt)

What does a woman have on her body, a Jew has in mind, is used in hockey and on a chessboard?

(Combination)

What has a head but no brains?

(Cheese, onion, garlic)

Run, run - do not run,
Fly, fly - do not fly.

(Horizon)

Little blue coat -
Covered the whole world.

blue field
Silver strewn.

(Stars on the sky)

blue handkerchief,
Red gingerbread man
Riding on a scarf
People smile.

(sky and sun)

White cat
Flying through the window.

(The lights of a sun)

Gray boars covered the whole field.

No arms, no legs
And the gate opens.

An eagle flies across the blue sky:
Wings spread out
The sun has stopped.

I'll look out the window:
There is a long Antoshka.

red rocker
It hung across the river.

No arms, no legs
And he knows how to draw.

The tablecloth is white
The whole world is dressed.

Flowing, flowing, not flowing
Runs, runs - does not run out.

Doesn't burn in fire
Doesn't sink in water.

Not the sea, not the land
Ships don't sail
And you can't walk.

What does half an orange look like?

(To the other half)

When is the best time for a black cat to sneak into a house?

(When the door is open)

Two nails fell into the water. What is the surname of a Georgian?

(Rusted)

There are two coins on the table, in total they give 3 rubles. One of them is not 1 ruble. What are these coins?

(2 rubles and 1 ruble. One is not 1 ruble, but the other is 1 ruble)

She was white and gray
Came green, young.

(Winter and spring)

Two people approach the river. Near the shore is a boat that can only support one. Both men crossed to the opposite bank. HOW?

(They were on different shores)

What do they drop when they need it and pick it up when they don't need it?

(Sea anchor)

There were two fathers and two sons, they found three oranges. They began to divide - everyone got one. How could it be?

(They were grandfather, father and son)

Hanging without work, standing while working, wet after work.

That it is easy to raise the earth, but it is difficult to throw far?

What rocks are not in the sea?

How do day and night end?

(soft sign)

Who speaks all languages?

Four birches grew,
each birch has four large branches,
each large branch has four small branches,
there are four apples on each small branch.
How many apples are there?

(None. Apples don't grow on birch trees!)

What is it: blue, big, with a mustache and completely stuffed with hares?

(Trolleybus)

Which hand is best for stirring tea?

(In which there is a spoon, and if there is a spoon in both, then which is more convenient)

There were 12 chickens, 3 rabbits, 5 puppies, 2 cats, 1 rooster and 2 hens in the room. The owner came in with his dog. How many legs are in the room?

(Two. Animals have paws)

How many steps do you need to take to put a hippo in the refrigerator?

(Three. Open the refrigerator, plant the hippopotamus and close the refrigerator)

And how many steps do you need to take to put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

(Four: open the fridge, get the hippopotamus, plant the giraffe, close the fridge)

And now imagine: they arranged a race around the Kremlin, a hippopotamus, a giraffe and a turtle participate. Who will run to the finish line first?

(Behemoth, because the giraffe is sitting in the refrigerator...)

Can an ostrich call itself a bird?

(No, he can't talk.)

How many peas can go into one glass?

(Not at all, because peas do not go)

Small, gray, like an elephant. Who?

(Baby elephant)

How do day and night end?

(soft sign)

As you know, all primordially Russian female names end either in “a” or in “ya”: Anna, Maria, Olga, etc. However, there is one single female name that does not end in either "a" or "I". Name it.

There is a woman on the floor, opening her hole.

What is it: a hard one is inserted into a soft one, and the balls dangle nearby?

What woman first rubs against you, and then demands money?

(Conductor on a tram)


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