Jokes - pictures, video jokes, funny stories and anecdotes. April jokes Actual jokes for April 1
1. In any city there is either a river, a swamp or a reservoir - in general, some kind of water body. So, when driving in public transport over the water, you need to, looking out the window, portray great surprise and exclaim loudly: “Look - dolphins !!!” It will be a lot of fun when all together, with their mouths open, fall to the windows.
2. Cool prank on April 1: if your city has a subway, you can take advantage of such a lucky circumstance. Get into the car, and when the train starts, pretend that you have pressed the button to communicate with the driver. Say for everyone to hear: “Please, in such and such a car, Coke and a pack of chips!”, Or something like that. After that, with the calmest expression on your face, wait for the next stop. On it, in the same doors that you are standing in front of, your friend should enter, ask who ordered Cola with chips, and hand them to you. And you have to pay for the order. But all this must happen very quickly so that the “courier-waiter” jumps out of the car before the doors close. People are shocked!
And now the main joke for April 1: again you press the button and say: “Until the final one without stopping!” You can imagine the reaction of the passengers!
3. For this April Fool's joke, you need some kind of crowd, for example, a trolleybus or tram stop. A man “in the form” of a deer runs past her, i.e. or with real horns, dressed on the head or putting hands with fingers “fan” to the head, shouting at the top of my lungs: “I am a deer!!! I am a deer!!!" And safely hiding behind the corner of a nearby house. A minute later, “hunters” with toy guns or models of machine guns run past the same stop, simultaneously asking people if a deer ran through here ?!
4. If suddenly in your locality already so warm that the fountains are turned on - squeeze dishwashing detergent into the fountain pool. So much foam will turn out that it will cover the entire surrounding area !!!
5. On April 1, April Fool's Day, you can do another cool trick: 2 people who look at least somewhat similar, for example, in length or hair color, dress the same, at least in things of the same color. And they are located at neighboring transport stops, or rather close to them. For example, a trolleybus pulls up to the first stop. Just before his departure, or when he is already closing the doors and starting to move, one of the dressed guys appears, tries to catch up with the trolleybus, but does not have time. The transport is leaving. At the next stop, a sort of out of breath second member enters the door and, breathing heavily, declares: “Woah, I barely caught up!”
6. At a family dinner, put a small flat magnet under the tablecloth for one of the family members. And on the tablecloth, as expected, cutlery. It will be funny when a person tries to take a spoon / fork / knife. The main thing is that there should not be a plate of hot soup near the person, because it can easily spill out!
7. Jokes and jokes on April 1 in the company: the game “Guess the part of the body with the help of fingers”, but blindfolded, is arranged. One person is blindfolded, the other is intended for “poke”. After several successful or not entirely guesses, which part of the body the first person hit, cut tomato halves are substituted under his fingers! The guesser pokes at them, and then another, “victim”, immediately starts yelling that his eye was gouged out! The joke is evil, so you can crank it only on a mentally calm and stable person!
8. If you are walking with a group of friends, pointing at the sky with your hand, exclaim: “Look, a dead bird is flying!” Everyone will watch, of course. Joke to match the April Fool's Day!
9. In the dormitory, nail or glue the slippers of one of the students to the shelf with something. He gets up, his feet in slippers, but they do not come off the floor!
10. You call a person and in a serious voice inform that you are from the Housing Office, and warn that both cold and hot water will be turned off in half an hour. Advise you to collect all the free containers, they say, there may not be water for a couple of days. After the specified time, you call back again: “Did you get water? Warm up! Soon we will bring the elephant to wash!”
April Fool's Day is in full swing, and you haven't had a good laugh yet? There is still time before evening. Our jokes are here to help you. Only, chur, no evil and dangerous jokes, it's not funny at all.
family jokes
Who are you?
Great idea to change door lock April 1st. The very fact of "missing" own apartment is something unexpected. If you are sure that the nerves of your household are strong and able to withstand more, proceed further. Invite to the house unknown man(woman) and ask to open the door at the moment when someone (that unfortunate person you are joking over and who is trying to open the door with the wrong key) is picking the key in the lock. “Who are you?” is a natural question. “What are you doing in OUR apartment?” is also predictable. But further - as fantasy tells. A stranger can tell a story that he bought THIS apartment from a man last night (according to the description, everything fits), he can even wave some documents under his nose. In general, you can imagine the situation. You will laugh!
Carefully! Just in case, have ammonia on hand, and in the next room a crowd of friends who are ready to “resolve” the situation at the right time.
We paint nails
Paint nails for dad or older brother - what could be more fun? The only question is that they will not agree to voluntarily go for such manicure excesses, they will have to act secretly, preferably in a dream. This prank is most effective when the “experimental” wakes up early in the morning and, in a hurry, does not immediately pay attention to his hands. But when he is driving or grabs the phone to answer a call from his boss, there will be no time for acetone.
As an option - permanent marker drawings on exposed parts of the body.
Soap "non-soap"
Transparent nail polish will help turn soap into a completely non-soapy useless item that is not clear why it is in the bathroom. Apply a thin layer of varnish on the soap and die with laughter while your household tries in vain to “blur” this piece of, uh ... bad, in short, a piece of soap.
A harmless shoe joke
While no one sees, stuff cotton wool or paper into the shoes, but not too much so that it does not immediately arouse suspicion. When the owners decide to wear shoes, they will find them extremely uncomfortable. Some may pretend that nothing happened and try to walk in SUDDENLY tight shoes, but sooner or later you still have to check what happened. Are you wearing bricks? Discreetly place something very heavy in a backpack, handbag or purse. For example, brick, stone. The owner will be surprised!
One of my friend's husband "tossed" a plastic skull and she brought it to work. As an option - a children's gun, a typewriter. Turn on the fantasy, friends!
Delicious toothpaste
Empty a soft plastic tube with pasta and fill with mayonnaise. It is most convenient to do these manipulations with a syringe without a needle. The effect is amazing! You laugh.
school jokes
Bomb!
Bring a large box, write "BOMB" on it and put it on a cabinet in the farthest corner of the classroom. To make the effect believable, cut paper is poured inside and a loudly ticking alarm clock is set.
Tricky signs or signs are hung around the school. For example: “The toilet is not working, come tomorrow”, “There is no water, and there won’t be, you need to wash your hands at home”, “April 1 - lessons are canceled”, “The director is angry, do not enter without a chocolate”, etc. The main thing is to act discreetly so that the teachers didn't get caught.
"Defective" board
Rub the board with soap, then the chalk will not write.
Yum yum to me
In a box of washing powder or cat food, pour a harmless baby food or crunchy corn flakes. It is effective to get such a “hands-off” and start eating with appetite.
Miracle Egg
With a syringe, draw out chicken egg contents, fill with plain water. By all the laws of physics, if the hole is one and small, you can not be afraid of backflow. Armed with such a miracle egg, go up to a friend and with the words “I wonder how much your suit costs?”, Put the egg in his pocket. While he will be "stupid" in bewilderment, clap his pocket hard with his palm. The contents of the egg will leak out...
office jokes
Spot
"Spill" milk on the keyboard. To do this, apply PVA glue to the glass, carefully remove the dried film and use it for a prank!
Red nail polish is poured onto a file or any other smooth surface. You can use the "bloody" stain at your discretion.
Smokey!
Temporarily block the door. Using a wide tube, use a hair dryer to blow baby powder into the gaps in the doorway or into the free space under the door. The effect is unexpectedly "smoky".
live mouse
If two people are sitting side by side (opposite each other), you can swap keyboards and mice in their absence (change the plugs under the table). When the workers return to their places and start working, "the computer will begin to live its own life."
Madam, you are here!
On the door to the men's and women's toilets, signs "Male" (with the largest possible letter "F"), and "Madama" (the letter M are large) are pasted. From afar, only these large letters are visible, so many go to the wrong door.
Dear readers! Tell us in the comments about your April Fool's pranks. Let's laugh together!
April 1 is a holiday of humor and laughter, so you need to try to make a funny joke, play one of your relatives, friends, acquaintances, colleagues and classmates. After all, it is on this day that it is allowed to arrange petty dirty tricks, to mock others on completely “legitimate” grounds.
Moreover, you can do this with almost impunity, because such a holiday is April Fool's Day - why be offended!
The main rule is that all the jokes and jokes that you can pull off must be harmless, so that after you and the “victim” you will have fun laughing at what happened.
So, what is so funny you can come up with for a good April Fool's prank, a funny joke?
Home jokes
The first targets for "divorces" are usually family members or close friends with whom you share a common living space.
Therefore, there will be no difficulty to get their personal item or shared items.
So we offer the best ideas!
Put crumpled newspaper in shoes
From this her real size will decrease and it will be extremely difficult to put on shoes. In this way, you can play a trick on relatives who are going to work in the morning or on friends who have dropped by to visit you.
By the way, instead of paper, you can put a slightly inflated balloon. And then enjoy the expression on the face of your "victim" when she feels her leg sink into something soft and shapeless.
Sew up the sleeves
For such a joke, you can use a shirt, sweater, jacket or even a jacket.
It is better to do this with large stitches so that after such a joke the thing does not turn out to be damaged.
It will also be funny if you sew up the legs on your trousers or pockets on your clothes.
You can develop the idea even more and sew the duvet cover to the sheet. It is better to do this by stepping back about 10–20 cm from the edge of the bed.
Paint your nails
Of course, you won’t surprise a girl in this way, so a man should become the object of a joke. Early in the morning, while he is still sleeping, give him a bright manicure. Don't forget to buy nail polish remover in advance!
Seal the doorway
For this, it is recommended to use cling film. When stretched, it is almost completely transparent. The main thing is to straighten it so that there is not a single fold. It will be very funny when someone from all over the running run stumbles upon an invisible obstacle.
Jelly with a straw
The essence of the divorce is that you offer to drink juice through a straw, and instead make jelly in a glass.
Prank Freeze
It is best to use the keys to the car or office for this joke. They need to be put in a cup the night before, pour water and put in the freezer.
In the morning, when it's time to rush to work, your "victim" will be in for a surprise. She would have to quickly warm up the cup or drag it with her to work so that the ice would melt along the way.
Head in the bank
Certainly, we are talking not about a real head! You need to print on A4 photo paper any face from the Internet. Then roll up the photo with a “tube”, paste it into three-liter jar and pour water into it. Get the effect of a voluminous head.
It remains to put the jar in the refrigerator and enjoy the wild cries of the one who opens it.
Tasty breakfast
Option number 1
Prepare a scrambled egg. Instead of protein, pour thick white yogurt, instead of yolk - half a peach. Serve on the table and watch the reaction.
Option number 2
Prepare milk porridge in the evening and put in the freezer. In the morning, as if nothing had happened, offer to have a healthy porridge for breakfast. After the draw, do not forget to warm up breakfast and feed your family without jokes.
Option number 3
Add gelatin to milk. The milk will hold tightly in the glass so that it is impossible to drink it.
Fun in the shower
There are many options for such jokes:
Lubricate the toothbrush with sharp ketchup, and then wash it off (the bottom line is that after that there will be bitterness on the brush, which the one who starts brushing his teeth will immediately feel);
Pour mayonnaise or milk into a jar of shampoo;
Unscrew the diffuser on the shower, put the cube inside chicken broth and screw into place
Pour flour into a hair dryer;
Coat the soap with clear nail polish;
Pick up a shaving cream that looks like a paste and put it in bath accessories instead of toothpaste.
The coolest prank in the shower is writing with soap on the mirror. It can be a phrase like "You're next" or "I'm coming for you." When the inscription dries, it will become invisible. But as soon as the bathroom after taking a shower is filled with steam, all the letters will come through.
Various jokes for colleagues or friends
How can you ignore your friends and colleagues on April Fool's Day?! For them, so dear and beloved, it is worth coming up with something more serious than glued pens (pencils, sheets of paper, etc.)!
Fun for the office
1. Make a box without a bottom, fill it with confetti (snacks, paper clips, etc.), write on it in large letters “Gift” (“To the most beautiful”, “Award”, etc.) and put it in a conspicuous place . As soon as someone picks up the box, its contents will spill out, and everyone around will have fun.
2. Give colleagues a pen with ink, which disappears in half an hour.
3. Pour the nail polish onto the waxed paper and let it dry. Then carefully remove the resulting blot and transfer it to any document. Now take the open bottle of nail polish in your hand, put on a look of horror on your face and start apologizing loudly.
4. Place counterfeit money in a prominent place in the office. WITH reverse side sign "From April 1!". Everyone who reaches for "someone else's" money will appreciate this joke.
5. Using adhesive tape, attach the balloon to the wall towards which the door opens. And on the door itself, glue the button opposite the ball. Now, as soon as someone opens the door, the button will stick into the ball and a loud bang will sound.
6. Cut a wide strip of orange peels, use a black marker to draw on it a few bold vertical lines and insert it in front of your teeth. With such a charming smile, you can approach anyone and congratulate them on the holiday.
7. Coat the pencil lead with clear nail polish. Nobody can write to them.
8. Inconspicuously tie a plastic cup to the bag with a thread, which is on the table and will fall off when the hostess takes the bag. You can pour water into a glass, but this will no longer be a completely harmless joke.
Pay raise orders
On the information board in the morning, a pleasant announcement should be placed in the form of a fake order, where you can announce a day off for employees for something, or an order for a promotion wages etc.
How do you feel?!
Agree in advance with colleagues that they will ask the same thing from the “object” chosen for jokes. When the object appears, you need to pretend that it looks very bad and ask leading questions.
For example:
Did you skip all night last night, buddy?
This is “your face Sharapov!”
Go to the toilet, put yourself in order, otherwise the boss will not understand!
Such different desires
On the back discreetly stick a sticker with various inscriptions.
For example:
1. Looking for a husband. Phone (specify).
2. I'm losing weight - offer only buns with cottage cheese!
3. Invite me on a date at least you!
4. Call me today “My bunny! Angela."
There's something wrong with you
The most common joke. On the day of April 1, when you see your friend, you need to say with confidence that something is wrong with him (her).
For example, a white back, a torn knee, a torn elbow, a dirty face, etc. It is necessary to speak with a serious face, insisting on “what he saw”, so that the addressee could not figure out for a long time that they were joking with him.
April Fool's jokes for the wife, beloved
And, of course, the most main draw on April 1, you need to organize for your "second half".
Surprise in a box
Prepare a gift for her by using the well-known trick of multiple wrapping. Only this time, put a note with the text "Congratulations on April Fool's Day" in the gift box.
Try to wrap the box with paper as many times as possible, put the bundle in other boxes and seal them with tape. The longer you have to fiddle to get a gift, the cooler the draw will turn out.
By the way, do not forget to buy a real gift to give it after you laugh at the prank together.
Gift with delivery
Continuing the theme of gifts, we offer an even larger drawing. Buy a big one for your beloved soft toy, a box of chocolates or something else to your taste. The main thing is that the gift should be wrapped in special wrapping paper!
In this prank, you will need the help of a friend that your girlfriend doesn't know personally. He will have to play the role of a courier and bring these gifts to her home.
After the presentation, you need to wait about 30 minutes so that the girl has time to remove the wrappers and eat a few sweets.
Then the courier returns and says that he has the wrong address and he needs to pick up the gifts. He should try to express maximum dissatisfaction with the fact that the packaging is damaged and the box of chocolates is opened. It is important that he does not overdo it and does not bring your wife to tears.
At the most critical moment, you appear in the apartment, announce that it was a rally, return all the gifts and, in addition, give big bouquet colors.
fake offer
If your loved one has a good sense of humor, then here is another prank for her. Buy a small cup with a rounded gold-plated handle and a box similar to those used to pack jewelry. Place a cup in it so that the handle sticks up, cover it with tinsel. Lay a cardboard partition with a slot on top, into which the rounded part of the handle will look out, and also sprinkle with a thin layer of tinsel. Everything should look like there is a ring in the box.
On April 1, arrange an appropriate romantic setting and hand the girl a box. And then watch her reaction and be ready to dodge the cup flying at you.
It should be noted that this is a very tough prank for a girl who really dreams of getting a marriage proposal from you! Therefore, you can arrange such a “surprise” only if you are sure that she will understand everything correctly and appreciate your sense of humor.
Fake lover
Girls can also decently “tickle the nerves” of their boyfriend on the occasion of the holiday of laughter. Ask familiar friends for items menswear and shoes. Then, while he is at work, do in the apartment from front door to your bedroom a "path" of scattered things (your clothes and underwear mixed with men's). Make a mess on the bed and build a semblance under the covers human figure so that from the outside it looks like someone is lying there.
For greater effect, arrange with one of your boyfriend's friends to tell him how he saw you with an unfamiliar young man entering the entrance of the house. You can wait for your boyfriend in bed or pretend you just got out of the shower. Just try to anticipate his reaction in advance in order to avoid a serious quarrel and bring the prank to a conclusion.
Beloved husband
What's up with your car?!
Option number 1
Tie ropes with metal cans at the other ends to the bumper of the car. Hide the entire structure under the car and wait for its movement.Option number 2
Put dry peas in a plastic or plastic box. Tape it to the bottom of the machine. Noise while driving is guaranteed and panic too!Option number 3
On Windshield stick an appeal: “Today I hit (touched, scratched) your car. I apologize, call me, we will agree!” Write phone. If the call goes through, congratulations on April Fools' Day. Another version of the letter: “You hit my car. Video recording is available. Give us a call and we'll make a deal!"Option number 4
A small amount of powdered sulfur can be “injected” into the muffler of a car. When the car is started and the muffler starts to warm up, blue smoke with an unpleasant odor will pour out, which will confuse anyone, do not forget to congratulate your husband on the holiday right away and reassure your husband.
Boots
Option number 1
If the shoes are very dirty, one should be put in order, and the second should be left in its original form. Put a sticker or a postcard with the inscription - "From April 1, dear!" into a dirty boot.Option number 2
Tie the shoelaces tightly together. A greeting card from April 1 can be signed "Together and forever!"
Pranks to suit any occasion
With food
1. Pour croutons or snacks into a cat food container, and then sit down in front of your colleagues and absorb the contents with appetite. Similarly, you can pour milk powder into a pack of washing powder or insert Mamba chewing candies into a glue stick case.
2. Treat a friend to a sandwich with a rubber cockroach under a piece of sausage.
3. Order a friend a cocktail and, as soon as your companion turns away for a minute, make a hole in the tube with a needle. Then have some fun watching his futile attempts to finish his cocktail.
4. Treat a friend to an iced Coke. The essence of the draw is that the ice must be unusual - inside it, you must first freeze the mentos candy. When the ice around the candy melts, there will be a violent reaction from the interaction of cola and mentos - a fountain will start beating from the glass!
5. Lubricate the neck of a bottle of soda with a head of garlic and treat a friend.
Jokes on the phone
1. Download the Scare Your Friend app or horror animated pictures on your phone and send such a surprise to your friend in a message.
2. Change the contact signatures on your friend's phone and call him on behalf of the boss, his girlfriend, parents, etc.
3. Install the "Ghost in Photo" app on your phone. Then take a photo of a friend, quickly mount the photo and show it to him right away. He must believe that real photo which has just been made.
4. Download the program Dude Your Car. Then take a photo of a friend's car and mount the picture so that it looks like the car has been in an accident. It remains to wait until a friend leaves the car in the parking lot and you can send him a message.
5. One of the most fun pranks you can play with your phone is to download the Smart TV Remote app. After that, you can control any TV: change channels, adjust the volume. Put on a "show" at home while someone else is watching TV, in the office, or take a friend to an electrical store and have a lot of fun.
6. There is another similar program that allows you to control a computer mouse or connect to a keyboard through your phone. Play a colleague or friend like this by starting to print various nonsense on his computer and open all the folders in a row.
computer jokes
1. Set an alarm clock on your computer with a cool sound and turn up the volume to the maximum. Let it work at the most inopportune moment: during a meeting, at a computer science lesson, when mom is watching her favorite TV series, etc.
2. Download a picture of a cracked monitor screen from the Internet and install it on your computer as a screensaver. Be sure to discreetly disconnect the cords from the mouse and keyboard. Your friend will be shocked thinking that his PC is broken.
3. If you don’t want to bother too much, you can tape the hole for the LED sensor on the computer mouse with tape. To make it more fun, put a picture with a cool inscription under the tape. When your friend fiddles with a non-working mouse for about five minutes, he will think of turning it over and will understand the essence of the joke.
At the end, one more useful hint
. For the drawing on April 1, it is not necessary to think and prepare for a long time. On the eve of the holiday, you can look into the fun store. There will definitely be an interesting little thing that will help make this day unforgettable: a fart pillow, a glass of non-spill, sweets with pepper, deodorant with an unpleasant smell - this is not a complete list of gizmos that can be found in such establishments.
And then - from April 1! And it all depends on your imagination!
Friends, hello again! Spring is generous with the holidays and April 1st is one of my favorites. Do you too? What I love this day for is the unrestrained fun, funny congratulations and laughter even from those from whom it is difficult to give out a semblance of a smile on ordinary days. Adults become like children, getting bogged down in pranks, children take their breath away, actively inventing jokes for adults, friends and colleagues on April 1, with the hope that this time pranks are “within the law”. In general, I propose to delve into the topic April fool's drawings and come up with something super interesting and original together!
April 1 jokes for friends and family
To please and amuse classmates, mom and dad, sister, I picked up the most interesting jokes.
Pranks for classmates - how not to get bored at school on April 1
Children love to joke and have fun more than anything in the world. In this sense, they are much cooler than adults. Young pranksters are not held back by a sense of responsibility, they do not worry about the rules of conduct and norms, they get high from the opportunity to have fun on a specially designated day from the heart. Consider the best school jokes.
- "Paper Joke". Prepare for the holiday at school in the evening. On several sheets of paper, print text with different content. This may be an announcement about the imminent shutdown of water, the cancellation of lessons, the arrival famous group to perform at the school line, etc. Post ads in the school yard. Try not to catch the eye of the principal or teachers. It will be funny when the kids gather in the auditorium for the concert of rapper Face, and instead get scolded by teachers for making noise and disrupting the lesson!
- "April Fool's Brick". Watch the victim. She must have a large backpack with an abundance of compartments behind her back. Follow the owner of the backpack, wait for the moment when the latter is left unattended. In one of the compartments of the backpack, put a brick or stone, preferably heavier. Watch the guy when he tries to lift the backpack, I wonder if he will guess to check what gives such weight in it?
- "Life Without School". If there are those in your circle of friends who rarely go to school, they will become the victims of the draw. On April Fools' Day, prepare a letter for your chosen student from class teacher. In the text of the letter, report the exclusion from school for systematic absenteeism. It will be fun to watch his face change!
- Fantomas. Get your hands dirty with ashes. Choose a victim and play with him the game "guess who closed his eyes with his hands." Guess you or not, not so important. The main thing is that black ash glasses will remain on the face of the victim.
- "Blackboard". A classic harmless joke of schoolchildren of all countries. With all the harmlessness, it can disrupt the lesson, or at least delay its beginning. The bottom line is simple: rub blackboard soap. Writing on such a surface will not work, so the teacher will force you to remove traces of soap, or offer to work according to a different scheme. But here already, as luck would have it. The main thing is not to confess what you have done, otherwise the punishment may turn out to be incommensurable with leprosy if the teacher is not going smoothly with a sense of humor.
Jokes on friends
Making fun of your friends on April Fools' Day is a sacred thing. Who else, if not over them, can be kindly mocked during the day and completely with impunity?
So, how to joke?
- Let's start with the known joke with "head in a jar". It will be funny if you have not done such a trick before and are sure that a friend or girlfriend has not seen anything like this and definitely does not expect to see it.
You don't have to do anything illegal to scare the head of a corpse in a jar. Just find an empty jar, fill it with liquid, slightly tinted green, pink or yellow, place a suitable photo inside. It is especially funny if it is a photo of one of your friends. Put the jar with the "head" in the fridge and ask a friend to go get ice cream, sandwiches, or whatever. The effect of surprise will work as it should, you can’t do without shock!
Jokes on parents - delicate humor
With parents on April 1, everything is not so simple. You need to joke with them carefully and I would even say gently, so as not to hurt your heart. Jokes about death, accidents, mining, kidnappings and others are definitely inappropriate. These are all dangerous topics that parents cannot be funny about.
I offer classic harmless practical jokes:
- Dessert with a trick sweets "Raffaello" for mom - mash the melted cheese with a fork, put beans or peas inside, add more spices, roll into balls and roll liberally in coconut flakes. Don't forget branded packaging.
- Compote-non-spill. Treat your parents to a delicious compote of fresh fruits, although they won’t be able to drink it, because in each glass there will be a bag of gelatin.
- colored tea. Same interesting option for those who drink tea bags. Carefully open the sachet, add a little food coloring, better different colors in several bags, fasten with a stapler with a thread as it was. It will be funny to watch the surprise of mom, dad, sister or brother when they get blue or red tea from ordinary bags.
Interesting joke - with "sudden message". Make it so that on April 1, parents will find a letter from the public utilities in the box with a message about the imminent work on laying the cable on the roof of the house and recommendations to protect the windows with tape. Don't forget to film the parents diligently taping the windows. See don't play! Admit that it was a joke as soon as you record a short video clip.
"Holiday Toothpaste" There are options here. The most innocent option is with a hole covered with cling film. Harder - with dye or sour cream (mayonnaise) in a tube.
"Transcendental communal". Cheer your parents up with a fake bill with a ridiculous 5-zero utility bill. It is easy to make in any graphics editor. Slip the receipt under the door or put it in the mailbox. And yes, in order not to arouse suspicion in your address, be surprised with your parents, scolding public utilities.
Making fun of colleagues
In the office, pranking colleagues is the direct responsibility of every prankster. Well, it does not pass without this today, a normal April 1 in any organization. Options to joke the sea. I offer these ideas:
- Workplace lock. There are two ways to block access to a colleague's computer and desk: self-adhesives and cups of water. There is also a variation on the theme - with foil (all furniture and office equipment are carefully wrapped with it, but it is laborious and costly) and a simplified method - stationery rubber bands on the mouse, pen and other important little things (you need as many rubber bands as possible).
- "Crazy Mouse". Popular prank with a computer mouse. All that needs to be done is to seal the laser with tape or a napkin. You can film a colleague's torment as he desperately tries to tame a naughty mouse.
- "Blot". A great joke for a colleague who pays special attention to perfection appearance. Mix phenolphthalein with ammonia (buy at a pharmacy). Fill the ink pen with this liquid. Shake her inadvertently right on white shirt employee. The red spot will shock! Do not rush to reveal your cards right away. Take a little time for decency and only then report that the stain will not be in a few minutes.
- "Pogrom in the office". Make your way on workplace colleagues and replace his pens with analogues with glued caps, with empty pastes or with pastes of bright colors. Don't miss the reaction to the joke!
- "Changing Signs". Change the signs of the offices, for example, "Accounting" to "Toilet". This joke is appropriate when there are new people in the office every day. I wouldn’t recommend a more radical joke on this topic with the participation of the “Leader” sign, it’s too risky.
Anonymous SMS - pranks under the mask of incognito
Through special anonymous messaging services, you can have great fun sending SMS to parents, friends and colleagues without leaving your home. How do you like these texts:
- “Mobile operator welcomes you. Unfortunately, we are forced to inform you that your number will be disabled for six months in payment of a fine for profanity during calls.
- "Attention! Urgently neutralize your phone otherwise it will self-destruct in 30 seconds!”
- “Attention, you are in range of laughing gas. Get out of the area immediately."
- “Your account has been debited with the balance of funds for the white lemur support fund, with respect and gratitude for your participation, the society of animal defenders.”
- “Dear subscriber, funds in the amount of 1,500 rubles have been debited from your account for prohibited charging of the device at night.”
I hope I helped with the ideas. Write how you are going to play friends and parents in the comments, share the post on the networks!
Sincerely, Anastasia Skoreva
- Zinochka, have you forgotten that my Fedenka has an anniversary on the first day? I’m waiting for you and your Vasya to come to us, - Vera calls her girlfriend on the phone, - don’t worry, girlfriend, we will arrive on time, as promised. My Vaska fasts for two days: he doesn’t eat anything, knowing that you, as always, will prepare all sorts of goodies! Ver, which guest did you invite? I'm worried about the behavior of my Vaska: only he will flood him by the collar and carry him aside with his jokes ... Anya will come with Nikolai?
- Do not worry, Zina, we will tame your goat! I have already compiled an interesting program for the evening! Nikolai Ivanovich, our neighbor, and his Anechka is my girlfriend. And how can I not invite them. So what if he's a writer. His surname is Modest, in life he is the same. Don't worry, everything will be tip-top! - Verochka answered cheerfully, - fifteen people will be typed. Oh, I don't have time to talk to you! I'm running away, I need to run into one store! As long as it's a secret, I won't tell!
Dressed, warmer (the north is still), the end of March, and blizzards with snowfall do not let up. I went to the city. I went to the joke shop. Even confused, seeing a lot of interesting unusual things. Here lies on the shelf soap, several varieties. The saleswoman came up and explained that they were not simple. One piece does not lather (varnished), and the second - when lathering, stains hands with soot. She suggested jumping candies, when you unfold them, they jump out of the wrapper! A pillow - a pukalka (on a chair), refined sugar with a surprise, an ampoule with the smell of hydrogen sulfide and a tiny frog with a thin wire, you press the pear, and the frog croaks and bounces! Matches - when ignited, they scatter like fireworks. Well, how not to buy such a miracle?
Without hesitation, Vera buys everything. She happily goes home, carefully carrying such a miracle in her purse and mentally imagining how she will present everything to the guests! Already anticipating their faces ... After all, the first of April! In the evening met with a smile:
- Come on, my dears. Thank you for the gifts. Sit down at the table. The table was set festively. What was there just not there: pressed caviar, salmon, salads, assorted meat and fish, aspic. The owner was on a roll! She tried so hard for her beloved husband. The first toast to the host, the guests, standing up together, sang: happy birthday. The second toast was for the hostess, and then the toasts “fell down”. Zina was pushing Vasechka with her foot under the table and, by chance, touched Verochka's husband's knee. He blinked his eyelashes in confusion. Zina blushed, but the guests burst out laughing! The fun was in full swing. The men went into the kitchen to smoke. Vera slowly followed them. Clicking on the ampoule and crushing it, she slowly slipped into the room. She couldn't help laughing. There was silence in the kitchen. But the smell spread quickly, and reached the room. Vera explained the reason for her laughter. Here comes the guests! They began to laugh merrily, imagining their husbands in an awkward position. Then came
volley and hiss! This men used magic matches!
The smokers returned quickly, coughing in embarrassment. What each of them thought, one could only guess. But they looked sideways at Vasya. Not only did his socks smell bad, but he also “fucked up”! We sat at the table. The feast continued! Vasya flopped down on a chair, but ... there was a sound (a bunch!), jumping up, Vasya shouted: It's not me! Such laughter arose! Nikolai Ivanovich laughed the loudest! Realizing that he was being played, Vasyok laughed in a bass voice. Vera slowly put a frog into the Olivier. One of the ladies reached for a salad. Vera pressed the pear and the frog, croaking, jumped into the lady's plate! Such a respectable lady, but she screamed: motherfucker! The men were already bursting with laughter! 
Before dessert, we went, at the invitation of the hostess, to wash our hands. You can imagine the faces of the guests! The defective soap cheered them up. Vera brought out sweets and served coffee. Sugar - refined sugar in a sugar bowl. Nikolai chose a beautiful wrapper and reached for a candy. The candy suddenly escaped from his hands! The guests reached out for candy with laughter! Candy flew, bouncing! The guests couldn't stop laughing!
Well, Verunka, made me laugh! And when they began to drink coffee, putting a piece of sugar in cups, they looked at the figures floating in their cups for a long time. Nikolai Ivanovich laughed the most! He "floated" in a cup male organ with all the "tricks". Someone has a female ass, others have animals. Each got it according to their needs. They began to exchange souvenirs among themselves. Vasya put everything in his pocket. They will come in handy ...
The holiday was a success! For a long time we remembered Verunka's birthday!
