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Unusual surnames
Unusual surnames- on the one hand, this is an unusual fate and increased attention to a person with an unusual surname. On the other hand, there is an increased burden on a person.
Unusual surnames are interesting primarily because they have a certain semantic load. The meaning of the surname gives a clue, the key to understanding a person - his character, his desires, his past. This is what attracts such names.
Alone unusual surnames cause a smile and positive feelings in the surrounding people and in the person himself, while others cause a negative reaction. In this list of surnames, we have given mainly characteristic surnames that evoke positive emotions.
Unusual surnames
Avramchik
Avrorin
Adamchik
Alyonkin
Albus- white (lat.)
amethysts
America
Arbat
amphitheaters
Angelin
Antonchik
Apostle
Arakcheev- hard drinker
arapchik
Artyukh
Aphrodite
Babochkin
Babushkin
bazarchik
ram
Baris
Shoe
poor man
Bellerophon- hero Greek mythology who defeated the three-headed monster Chimera
Soulless
Portless
Bezputov
Bezumov
Bezukhov
Cashless
familyless
Bray
Belava
Belenets
Belenky
whitewing
Beluga whale
White
Belyai
Birch
Beskrylov
Bloodless
Immortal
Good
Bozhev
god spirit
Bogatyr
Rich
Log
Valenkin
Cornflower
Varvarin
After all
Magnify
Bicycle
Verigo(chains, shackles)
Loyal
Vertonozhkin(fidgety)
Vertoplyasov
Wind
Windmill
Vinohod
Vislobryukhov
Cherry
Vladykin
Volga
Volkopredatory
Volui
vral
Guy- born of the earth (Greek)
Storm
Grozny
Golubasha
dove
Masters
cooker
Gorbonos
sinners
Mushroom
Grinya
walk
Danilets
Girls
Devushkin
Tar
Degtyar
Derun
Danube
Denezhkin
Dozhdikov
Thrush
Druzhina
Dubyaga
think
Durilo
Ermak
hedgehogs
Yezhin
Greedy
Zhdan
Zhegalo
Pearl
Painters
redneck
crooks
scored
rake in
hare
Bunny
Zamotailov
Zaporozhets
Zvezdin
Bell ringer
Green
Zozulya
Zubok
Toothpicks
Izbavitelev
Issakharov
Jordan
Carp
Kasyan
Square
Kvasha
bricklayer
peck
Mare
Mare
Kozlopasov
Trump
Witch
Caulaincourt
Deck
Kopeikin
Short
Korzhai
Roe
cat
Koshechkin
Cat
Krasavin
Handsome
Beautiful
Krasnozhen
beauty
Krasulya
screamer
curl
Crimea
Lada
Ladushkin
Lampadov
Chest
Bast shoes
Laskin
Swan
Lenik
Lentsov
Likhar
Loboda
Lobotryasov
burdock
burdock
Darling
Love
Lyalin
Lyalkin
Stores
Mazepa
Mazurok
Malik
boys
Bear
Miller
Menyailov
Metals
Blink
Mizulya
Millions of people
Mirgorod
Mitrofanushkin
Molitvin
silent
monks
Moskvich
ice cream
Ant
fly agaric
Publican
Nebaba
negrey
Negroes
Gentle
nectars
Insatiable
Nepomniachtchi
Do not shoot
neophytes(initiate, convert)
Come on
Nothing
cucumber
Ogurchikov
Odessa
Disposable
necklaces
Ozerny
mistletoe
Nut
officers
Pyramids
Bad
Is it true
preferences
bite
Monday
sprinkle
Poltava
justice
Examples
Prince
sold
Friday
roam
crayfish
reasoning
Rye
Riha
Riga
Fisherman
Samara
sour
Sweet
Listen
Magpie
Spesivtsev
Spoke
Arrow
telescopes
Tron
slipper
Tufelkin
Tyapkin
Umov
Umnov
Uralets
Ufimchik
Porcelain
Filadelfov
philologists(lover of words)
Khalyavin
Khitryuk
Hosts
Cold
bachelors
Royal
Capai
Caesar
Charodeev
Chernomorets
Black
Chertok
Shugay
Shuryonok
Generously
Instance
Jupiters
Yulianov
Berry
Yaldygov(parasite, parasite, spendthrift and reveler)
hawk
With such surnames it is difficult to be an ordinary person.
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From this article you will learn:
We are already accustomed to the fact that each person has a surname that distinguishes him from the rest, shows his belonging to a particular family and is inherited. However, this was not always the case. The official fixing of the surname for each person happened less than a century ago, that within the framework of history - very small segment time. History of each a separate surname unique in its own way. Sometimes dozens of people with the same last name live in the same area. Sometimes it happens that we smile when we hear some unusual surname. We will talk about such rare family names today.
There are a lot of rare surnames that really cut the ear. It's just that there are relatively few carriers of such surnames. It is impossible to cover them all in the article, but we will try to at least classify them, divide them into groups.
- One-letter surnames: despite the simplicity of their composition, they are quite rare and unusual for hearing. People registered in Moscow by last name ABOUT ,YU And E .
- Surnames with one syllable: they are also not common. Only a few families with surnames live on the territory of Russia An , Yong , That And Before .
- Surnames-toponyms: these are surnames that are consonant with the names of cities or rivers. For example, not many people have surnames such as:
- Moscow ;
- America ;
- Astrakhan ;
- Kamchatka and others.
- Legendary surnames: these are the names of literary and historical heroes, whose carriers are also very few. These include names such as:
- Crusoe ;
- Grozny ;
- Pozharsky ;
- Chatsky ;
- Karenin and others.
- Two-root surnames: this includes surnames obtained by fusion of two words at once. Some naming sounds quite harmonious and quite common, but you rarely see such surnames as:
- Good afternoon ;
- eibogin ;
- backstreet ;
- Zacheshymaniu ;
- Nepeyvoda ;
- Gunpowder ;
- Hvataymuha ;
- Shchiborsch ;
- Ubeikon and others.
- Surnames consonant with ordinary words: these are words that did not receive a normal suffix during the official fixation with the help of suffixes typical for surnames -ov And -in:
- consonant with nouns:
- Water ;
- Stove ;
- Freezing ;
- Pot ;
- Chizh ;
- Magpie and many others;
- consonant with verbs:
- Tron ;
- Razdobudko ;
- bite ;
- peck ;
- negrey and others;
- consonant with adverbs:
- On the side ;
- Sometimes ;
- Generously ;
- Nothing ;
- Come on and others.
This list is endless. We do not set ourselves the task of covering the entire volume of rare Russian surnames: we have only outlined the main trends in their existence. And after all, each of the surnames has its own unique, unique story, which can tell about the life of our distant ancestors.
Where could such rare and unusual surnames, unusual to our ears, come from? Initially, a person was given a nickname that distinguished him from the rest of the mass of the people. If a nickname took root in a person, it gradually became a name attached to a certain genus, family, even if unofficially. So the nickname turned into a surname. Since nicknames are most often rude or derisive in nature, all modern rare, unusual surnames come from them. Their origin can be very different, but people who are engaged in anthroponymy (the history of surnames, first names, patronymics and nicknames of a person) identify several main trends in the origin of such names.
- Surnames were given appearance person:
- bryla (that was the name of people with plump, drooping lips);
- Lobar (man of large build);
- pimple (the so-called pimply man);
- Uraz (crippled person);
- Mug (ugly person);
- Makura (blind person);
- Fursik (small person).
- The surname could reflect occupation person, his profession:
- Obabok (as our ancestors called people who hunted mushrooms);
- Vozovik (a person selling goods from a cart);
- Lazebnik (barber);
- Argun (Vladimir carpenter);
- clamp (one who deals with horses).
- Character features also often displayed in unusual surnames:
- Butt (so in some areas they called a stupid and stubborn person);
- Ogibenya (a nickname for a flattering and deceitful person);
- kichiga (empty man);
- Buzun (fighter);
- Palga (nickname for a clumsy person).
4. Surnames could be given by place of residence:
- Zaporozhets ;
- Vyatich ;
- Moskvich ;
- Volyn ;
- Uralets and others.
- Since for many centuries Russian culture was formed under the influence of Orthodoxy, many rare surnames have ecclesiastical origin:
- Prayer ;
- clerk ;
- Bell ;
- chanter ;
- god spirit and others.
Thus, each surname has its own little story. How nice it would be if every person who has unique last name, revealed its secret and preserved its history for their descendants. However, in the history of all rare surnames, common points can be distinguished.
XIII-XIV centuries
At this time, people in the villages began to be distinguished not only by their first names, but also by their surnames. Noble boyars received dashing and sonorous surnames, but the peasantry did not know how to speak beautifully, therefore their surnames were the most dissonant. Some of them did not subsequently receive suffixal design and retained their initial form:
- Fritter ;
- Fool ;
- Dubodel ;
- Bogomaz ;
- Tit ;
- stub and others.
70s of the XIX century
In 1874, Alexander II carried out a military reform, according to which universal military duty was introduced, which entailed the legal registration of surnames for all males. It was not uncommon for a recruit to find it difficult to answer the question of what his last name was. In this case, the surname was given right there, most often in appearance. Since there was no time to fantasize, the surnames often turned out to be funny and even rude. Some of them have come down to us:
- Toothless ;
- One-armed ;
- deaf ;
- Crooked ;
- redhead ;
- Forehead and other surnames.
90s of the XIX century
In 1897, the first All-Russian population census was conducted, which legally fixed the surnames not only for men, but also for women and children. The surname finally became officially assigned to a certain family. Somewhere scribes gave surnames desired shape with the help of typical suffixes, and somewhere left in the form of nicknames, which have become rare today:
- Censer ;
- Turnip ;
- Breeze ;
- Milk ;
- Extreme and others.
1930s
The 1930s saw an important era in common history surnames. In Russia, everyone was offered to change their dissonant surnames. Entire queues of people with the most unusual surnames stretched to the registration departments. The Izvestia newspaper managed to capture this historical moment: thanks to it, we have a list of those surnames that disappeared forever in the 30s of the last century:
- Poltorbatko ;
- Around-Fist ;
- Balda ;
- Poodle ;
- doggie ;
- Corn ;
- Barefoot ;
- whiny ;
- fly agaric ;
- Tail and many, many others.
like this hard way passed many rare surnames. Some of them managed to survive, others irretrievably gone into the past and exist for us only on paper. Rare surnames not always funny and ridiculous. Among them there are many euphonious and beautiful - such that their carriers are rightfully proud of.
Work in commercial bank and maintain shareholder registers. To date, more than 70 thousand people have gathered in these registries ( Small town!) - and we decided to collect ratings from all the cool surnames that come across to us, and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.
Just funny surnames such as Popik, Tadpoles, Truffle and others are included only in the starting ratings, therefore I do not give them here.
Well, here's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, I saw copies of the passport!).
Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Polovaya (the question is interesting: how is life, Polovaya?), an eccentric with sonorous surname Beeliner (I wonder if they gave him a cell phone for free?), A man named Tampak (I really want to add, right?), A worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman Jewish surname, and what a first name and patronymic!), the director of a reputable company by the name of Piskin (when he calls the office, everyone freaks out).
Well, now the first three (in ascending order) of the current month, I repeat - I have copies of passports!)
3) Alexander Nikolaevich Asshole (strongly, right?)
2) Leonid Naumovich Khuer (even stronger!) and
1st place - the hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (like an international crocodile).
We decided to study all 2.7 million subscribers of the Moscow telephone network and especially calculate such names.
The richest in obscene surnames was the letter "B".
In Moscow, one Blyabkin and nine Blyablins are toiling under the yoke of teasers. And even without the number of owners of such surnames as Blyaror, Blatnik and simply Blyakh. We express our sympathy to these people. And also to Blyakher, Blyakherova and all the Blyakhmans.
Against the background of these sufferers, one can only rejoice for the three families that proudly bear the surname Bobik. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovich.
And there are only two Nedrischevs in Moscow, but there is one more Sruchkin, four Zadnikovs and one Sukhozad.
Five assholes, respectively, five.
For every three Nadhullins, there is one Podkhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin - in three, and Sivuho is also in two.
The letter "B" in the Russian alphabet can only compete with the letter "X", which begins with three Kherdvimovs, one Khernykh, one Hernes, one Kheresh and three Kherenkovs.
For some reason, the surname Alkashov is very unpopular with us - there are only two of them.
But five families bear the name Pedik!
They are joined by the citizens of Pedora and Pedyachaya, against whose background the owners of the surnames Shnurapet, Shabash, Zyuzya, Zaduyviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeiko, Narko, Shmal and Glyukin live very well.
We believe that one citizen Mudel and nine Mudorisovs were very unlucky.
But the fact that in Moscow there were three Good and even three Garny for one Bad, suggests that good people still more than bad.
And, finally, there are as many as 121 Sharikovs among us, of which P.P. only one.
Chainikovs -17 (it's good to introduce yourself when a traffic cop stops on the road).
And about politics. There are 39 Zyuganovs in Moscow, and four Yeltsins.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, Eltsin -2, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdins - 31, Chernomordovs - 1, Chernomordikovs - 1, Chernomordins - 5, Lenins - 6, Krupskys - 36, Stalins - 3.
The Ivanovs are the most common in Moscow - 21,833 subscribers.
They are not followed at all by the Petrovs, as one might have assumed, but by the Kuznetsovs at all - 17440. The Petrovs are in third place - 9953, pushing the legitimate Sidorovs, who are also very numerous, from it.
All we have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and funny. We do not choose what we will be called .., not fate! That's why they call us whatever! Now we will present you the most funny names and surnames, and you decide ... - laugh out loud or cry, pitying the real person who received such a name and surname.
Look .., this is the real data of real people! No one is to blame that people have such names and surnames. It's funny, of course, laugh ... just do not forget that we do not select these data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath sheet” and it is almost impossible to tear it off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in the memory of people you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will still have a new “klikuha”, which may be even worse!
Really funny and cool female names and surnames
To your attention funny women .., no, not So! Funny names and funny surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decree that cute creatures can have such terrible data? For them, the most urgent and vital issue is to urgently get married and change their surname! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the public laugh right and left ...
Photos of passports of guys and men with funny data
Passports prove that among us live people with funny names and cool surnames. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and bring some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, the last name will not come out of the passport ...”
Data in the passports of girls (women) - cause funny emotions
See what beautiful ladies with such surnames. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such ridiculous data? And ... it is clear: "They go through life laughing ...".
Funny names and surnames on VKontakte
"VKontakte" can be hidden real name and the name, so do not judge strictly, we could not accurately check and posted what is and was ... And this is a Fact!
Guys and men
Girls and women
The girls are so different, and the VKontakte network speaks about this. Such surnames: are they invented to attract attention, or are they real? Guessing will not ... We will not know! And you see for yourself what is happening there ....
Cool names and funny surnames in English
Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However… there is something we really understand and it's really funny! See for yourself…
Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names and surnames of famous people!
Do you trust Wikipedia? We believe .. because it describes mostly verified facts from our real life. See what famous people have such interesting surnames. In truth, our world is rich and diverse!