It's fun to have a birthday without a toastmaster. And the music sounds...
Hedgehog
The guests take an apple and insert as many matches as possible into it to make a hedgehog. A couple consisting of a guy and a girl is invited to participate in the competition. They take turns pulling out a match from an apple and saying an affectionate word to each other. At the end, the couple is awarded a prize.
draw the word
The host with the guests come up with a word and say it to one of the participants in the competition. His task is to depict this word on paper without using letters and numbers. The participant tries and draws. The task of the team of players is to guess what word they are talking about. The one who guesses first will receive a prize.
I never...
This competition is quite interesting for people who have not yet known each other enough. All people sit in a circle, everyone is given a lot of chips in their hands. The first player says "I have never..." and names something he has never done in his life. Players who, on the contrary, did what the first player did not do, give him one chip each.
The one who collects the maximum number of chips wins.
Fire
Several players are invited to participate in the competition, they are given two sheets of paper each. They must imagine that their house was on fire, and the players must decide which item they would save first. They should draw this thing on the first sheet. On the second sheet, they should depict the reason why they will save this particular thing.
All papers are put in two boxes, the first box is the “subject”, the second is the “reason”. Then the host pulls out a sheet from both boxes. And it turns out interesting story: "I'll save the TV because it's nice to walk on."
The girl behind the curtain
One girl is brought in behind the screen. The host asks guests questions about the girl's clothes, her makeup, hair, and so on. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. Whoever is right gets points. The guest with the most points wins a prize.
stickers
At the entrance to the celebration, the host presents the guest with a sticker. Guests keep them throughout the celebration. The host has the right to take the sticker from the guest if his arms or legs are crossed. Win those guests who have never crossed their arms and legs. They are awarded prizes.
funny and birthday
Subsections: for children, for women, for men, for adults, for girls, for 10 years, for home
No one modern holiday can not do without all sorts of fun and scenarios. No anniversary, no wedding, no ordinary birthday. At the same time, good and funny scenarios are half the success of the event - a corporate party, birthday or student party.
Every birthday person wants his birthday to be fun and in a good atmosphere. To fulfill this desire, you need to carefully consider the script for the evening. It may include games, contests, funny scenes. For those who do not want to develop a plan on their own, ready-made birthday scenarios are suitable. They are designed for adults and all ages. By choosing a birthday scenario in this section, you can be sure that the holiday will be excellent.
Original stories will be interesting for both children and adults. Scenarios for the birthday presented on the site are designed for any audience. In the proposed and will be happy to play adults and children. You can change the script if necessary. own will: add dances, skits, etc. It all depends only on the imagination of those who are going to celebrate the holiday. Celebrating a birthday, any hero of the occasion wants to make this day unforgettable.
Using ready-made birthday scenarios, you can entertain the assembled guests who will be interested in the proposed games and contests.
Mini birthday scenarios for all occasions:
Birthday Scenario"Hit"
A bottle of alcohol is placed on the table, on which a new deck is then placed. playing cards(preferably plastic). The players in this scenario must take turns removing one card from the deck. From whom the whole deck falls, he lost. The punishment for this is a sip from the bottle.
Birthday Scenario"Pencil"
For this scenario, two teams of players of 4-5 people are made up, in which a man alternates with a woman. Each participant of the competition pinches a pencil between his lip and nose and passes it to the next. Quite right, the next player must take the baton in the same way. At the same time, the pencil itself is not allowed to be touched, but all other parts of the body and face can be touched. Usually. Very soon, the faces of the participants in the script take on a completely hilarious look, especially after taking alcohol.
Birthday Scenario"Round dance"
All guests stand in a circle, while the men are opposite the women. The job of the lead script is to tell the player what to do. In this case, the specific action depends only on the imagination and preparation of the presenter. For example, you can order the player to hug the person in front, or kiss, or say hello, as with a not-so-good friend, etc. After each participant, the next one is selected clockwise (or counter-clockwise if the leader is left-handed).
Birthday script
1. Staging the fairy tale "Teremok".You will need: a house (a house with balls at the bottom, this is a cube, 1x1x1m in size, with windows and an entrance, made of fabric stretched over plastic sticks); branches from the forest (to decorate the house), hats with images of animals. They are made like this: a piece of drawing paper is folded into a cone, fixed with a stapler, a piece of elastic is attached - put it on the neck, in front of the cap, again, the figure of the beast is attached with a stapler. Hats can be decorated by gluing pieces of colored paper on them.
Girl's birthday script 17, 18, 20, 22, 25, 30 years old
Invitation: the text of the invitation can be written in children's handwriting, drawings can be used in the design. An invitation card can be attached to a small soft toy or baby doll (for girls), to a typewriter or toy gun (for boys).
Decor: the room is decorated with balloons, on chairs, armchairs and sofas lie Stuffed Toys, dolls, balls, toy cars. On the wall hangs with children's photographs of the birthday girl. Another wall is decorated with a fence made from several pieces of paper.
Hello, friends! Today we celebrate a birthday wonderful girl(Name)
(age) - oh, what a date!
Let it not be an anniversary, not round,
This is the dance of the waves and the riot of the garden.
It's behind two wings!
It's eight Fridays in a week
Time for trial, error and dilemmas.
Beauty and spirit in a healthy body,
This is life so far without problems!
This is a neighborhood with recklessness,
And now it's forgivable
The epicenter of adolescence and childhood,
This is fermented wine.
It's time for self-assertion
This is the best time in life.
From birth!
Happy birthday!
And still no fluff, no feather!
(Guests raise their glasses to the birthday girl).
Leading:(age) years is the beginning adulthood, this is a farewell to childhood. Therefore, we decided to celebrate today's holiday in a way that we never did as children. The Day of Disobedience is declared! Today we will be naughty, have fun and tease each other, and also scream loudly. Screaming "Happy Birthday, (name)!"
(Everyone screams. It is done several times to make it loud and slender).
And today we will write whatever we want on the fences. I ask you to come to the fence and write on it to our birthday girl.
(Guests write to the birthday girl on the fence).
Leading: Birthday girl, now you have your wish fence. And may these wishes come true!
Auction "Our birthday girl".
The host announces that the winner of the auction will be the one who last says a kind word-definition of the birthday girl. The winner receives a prize - a large lollipop or a bag of sweets for the sweetest speeches addressed to the birthday girl. And the host offers to raise glasses for such an unusual birthday girl.
"Empty Relay"
The facilitator offers to remember the ritual of growing up. A game is played with a pacifier, which the participants must spit out as far as possible. The winner receives a prize - a bright dummy.
"On the chair"
The host talks about what kind of chairs were played in our childhood. We used them to get to the farthest corners of the sideboard or lockers where sweets were hidden from us. We built whole castles out of them. And how many times have we had to stand on it, recite poems and sing songs to the approving exclamations of adults and the proud look of parents.
The guests pull strips of paper from the box with 1 line from a children's poem. Then 4 people stand on chairs and read what happened.
"How it was"
Everyone gets forfeits. Participants must portray.
How the birthday boy learned to walk.
Depict how the birthday boy in childhood was engaged in rhythmic gymnastics;
Like a birthday boy, sitting on a potty, he called his mother.
How the birthday boy selected his favorite toy
As the birthday man demanded in the store to buy him a toy.
"Birthday Gifts"
From one box, guests draw cards with the names of the gift. The birthday girl pulls a card from another box with a description of what she will do with this gift.
"Daughters-Mothers"
The facilitator suggests recalling the game of "daughter-mother". Participants are divided into two teams with an equal number of players. Each team is given a bow. The first one ties a bow to the second one, the second one unties it and ties it to the third one, and so on. The latter ties the first. The team that did it earlier and more accurately wins.
"We all sang songs"
The host reads the definition to the children's song, and the guests, guessing, sing it.
Tasks:
A song about a piece of land surrounded by water, whose inhabitants are happy from the constant eating of tropical fruits ("Chunga-changa");
A song about a sky-colored vehicle ("Blue Carriage");
A song that bad weather conditions cannot spoil the holiday ("We will survive this trouble");
A song about how a shaggy creature performs musical composition and at the same time takes sunbaths ("I'm lying in the sun")
A song about a plant that grew up in the wild and was cut down by a peasant ("A Christmas tree was born in the forest");
A song about how fun it is to march with the team ("It's fun to walk together");
A song about a small creature resembling a certain vegetable in color ("A grasshopper was sitting in the grass").
"Magic Bag"
During the dance, the guests pass each other a box. When the music stops, the one with this moment the box was in his hands, he takes out some thing from it without looking and puts it on himself. Game continues.
Funny birthday scenarios
How to congratulate a birthday man with humor1. Congratulations on the template
For such a congratulation, you need to prepare a text with games, skipping adjectives. For example, "On this ____________ and ___________ evening, when __________ stars are burning in the ___________ sky, ____________ ladies and at least ____________ gentlemen gathered at this ___________ table in this ______ hall (apartment) to congratulate our __________ NN.
We wish him friends, _______ love. smiles, success and
Today, in honor of NN, we will sing _________ songs, ____________, give _____ gifts and drink _________ wine. At our _______ party there will be _________ jokes, ________ jokes, ______ dances-shmantsy and squeezing. We will play _____ games and put on __________ skits. Let our NN be the most and __________".
The text of congratulations can be composed for any celebration, anniversary, graduation, professional holiday.
Directly at the party, the host gets up and says: " Dear friends, I have prepared a congratulation here, but I have problems with adjectives, and I ask you to name any adjectives that come to mind, and I will write them down. and everyone laughs at the hilarious coincidences.
For more fun, you can ask to name adjectives from a specific area, for example, medical terms, scientific, military jargon, etc.
2. "Rope"
Before sitting down at the table, each guest cuts out of paper what he would like to give or wish to the hero of the occasion. For example, a car, a key to new apartment, baby, banknote, new dress. All "gifts" are attached with thread to a rope or fishing line, which is stretched approximately at chest level.
The birthday boy is blindfolded and handed scissors. To the approving cries of those present, he must go to the rope and cut off the "souvenir". What was in the hands will definitely appear at the birthday man before the end of the year.
To involve guests, you can invite the hero of the occasion to guess whose wish it is. If he succeeds, the guest performs some kind of phantom: he sings a song, tells a joke.
3. "Hot-cold"
The text of congratulations is written in advance and cut into pieces. If the hero of the occasion is a man, then the "pieces" are hidden in the clothes of the ladies present and vice versa. The task of the birthday boy is to collect all the parts. To do this, the ladies (men) stand in a row, and the guests direct the "seeker" or "seeker" by shouting "hot", "cold". After the congratulation is collected, it is read out by those who hid it.
4. Striptease
In secret from the culprit (or culprit) of the holiday, a silhouette is made of cardboard human figure V full height. A photograph of the birthday person (birthday girl) is glued in place of the face. They put on this mannequin all possible items of clothing: from shorts to a hat. They can be both real and made of paper. Paper ones are pinned to the mannequin. Then the host asks the guests questions about the hero of the day: when was he born, favorite dish etc. If the guest is not mistaken, he removes any item of clothing from the mannequin. The most intimate parts can be covered with green paper fig leaves. On these sheets you can write comic wishes if the birthday boy has a well-developed sense of humor.
5. Target
For such a congratulations you will need big leaf drawing paper (attached to the wall), marked as follows: a target of five circles. The first one with the letters L, P, S, P is the main one.
The host invites the hero of the occasion to fill in the "target". In each sector of the second circle, you need to randomly arrange numbers from 1 to 4. In the third circle, you need to write the names of animals, for example, bee, hippopotamus, boa constrictor, lion. In the next circle - character traits: importunity, generosity, laziness, tenderness.
In the last circle are written catchphrases, aphorisms, sayings, "jokes". Now the presenter "decodes" all the inscriptions. The first circle will tell you that the birthday boy is in first, second, third and fourth place in life: P - bed, C - family, R - work, L - love.
The third and fourth circles must be read together with the main one. For example, a lazy hippo in bed, a gentle boa constrictor in the family, an annoying bee at work, a generous lion in love. The last circle also refers to the main one and characterizes the culprit (-tsu) of the holiday with one phrase: Bed - measure seven times, etc.
6. "True balls"
For this congratulations in the form of a game, you need to prepare two sets of cards: one with questions, the other with answers. Answer cards are laid out in Balloons. Cards with questions are mixed in a hat or in a box. copyright - http://sc-pr.ru The hero of the occasion is invited to pull out a "ticket" with a question, burst the balloon and read out the answer.
The meaning of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions matches the number of answers. Sample questions for cards
1. Does your loved one make you jealous?
2. When do you have to smile?
3. Do you compliment your boss?
4. Are you afraid of prison?
5. How often do you put wine on the table?
6. How often do you sort things out with your fists?
7. Do you respect alcohol?
8. Do you enjoy erotica?
9. Do you remember those who loved you before?
10. Do you dream of winning a car?
11. How often do you step on the feet of others?
12. How often do you fight with your friends?
13. Are you jealous of your "second half"?
14. Is your character unbearable to others?
15. Do you like to enjoy food?
16. Do you like to play the fool?
17. How often do you remember your loved one?
18. Do you spend your hard earned money on trifles?
19. Do you want to go to America?
20. Do you hide false earnings from your family?
21. Do you use obscene words in conversation?
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
23. Do you experience fatigue from work?
24. Do you criticize our government?
25. Are you capable of noble deeds?
26. Are you patient and well-mannered to the best of your ability?
Sample Answers
1. There was not and will not be.
2. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
3. I am ashamed to ask such questions, knowing my character.
4. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
5. Only when in a bad mood.
6. Of course, and more than once.
7. It happens, but only at night.
8. Every day, and more than once.
9. Whenever I go to bed.
10. Had to suffer from it.
11. Only awake and in slippers.
12. Exclusively in a restaurant.
13. And under torture I will not tell.
14. This is my hobby.
15. Once a day I allow myself this pleasure.
16. It was once.
17. When there are guests in the house.
18. Of course, otherwise it would be uninteresting to live.
19. Not without it.
20. This is my secret, I do not want others to know about it.
21. If there is no second half nearby.
22. When kicked out of the house.
23. This topic is unpleasant for me.
24. When my relatives do not see.
25. At night under the covers.
26. Only in thoughts.
Comic scenario for a girlfriend's birthday - nicelady women's magazine
Your friend's birthday is coming up soon. In order to have fun, come up with something new, create an atmosphere of fun and a great holiday at the birthday party. Organize a mind-blowing event, invite only those guests to whom you will definitely be happy! It does not matter how many there will be - two, five or ten - the main thing is that all participants are cheerful, noisy and groovy!
In order to fill the holiday with surprises and surprises, organize it outside the home. How do you like the idea of spending a friend's birthday in the sauna? After all, this is such a great opportunity! We so rarely manage to combine the useful with the pleasant!
First you need to decorate the room where the feast will be. Inflate balloons, hang them on the walls. Prepare a large postcard on which each guest should leave their wishes for the birthday girl. You can attach streamers with congratulations when all the participants of the event gather, the toastmaster is the closest friend, invites everyone to the festive table. She is given the first toast. Words of congratulations sound, and a gift is presented. This is followed by an invitation to drink a glass of champagne for the birthday girl.
Toastmaster offers the contest "The most nimble." All participants are preparing to enter the sauna, for which they need to undress in time. The one who was first won. The winner is awarded a small prize. Everyone enters the sauna for no more than 5-10 minutes, after which they run into the pool to cool off. Between congratulations, entering the sauna, dancing and swimming, further congratulations sound and competitions are held.
1. The game "Surprise". A rope is prepared in advance, small objects are tied to it on a thread. The player is blindfolded, untwisted and directed to a rope with surprises. The participant must use scissors to try to get a surprise by cutting it off. The rest of the guests help him in this, shouting "cold-hot".
2. Joke game. There are two participants: a man and a woman. The lady is given candy in her mouth, seated on the sofa. it is proposed blindfolded to take the candy from the lady. The comic of the situation is that as soon as the man is blindfolded, another man is seated on the sofa! The competition ends with loud shouts and merry laughter of the guests.
3. The hottest man. Men are given a piece of ice. The first one to melt it is the hottest. You can drown in the palms, between the legs, under the arms, on the torso. Laughter and squeal are provided to you!
Nothing brings a company together like singing familiar songs! You can pick up a melody and sing a congratulation for the birthday girl.
For example: (Melody "Robins").
Having learned about her birthday from her,
We all came to the party.
Everyone rushed together to the light,
Champagne here to drink to everyone for health!
I beg you, friend
Don't feel sorry for the wine.
Pour it to all the guests
And me too ... pour it!
Products went to no one knows where,
There were not enough bottles of all of us,
The hostess suddenly felt sad then,
Why did I invite them here?
And the guests don’t even lead with their ears,
All together happy birthday congratulations,
Big and a whole sack of money,
With all their hearts, they wish her everything!
At the end of the holiday, be sure to perform the rite of purification of the birthday girl. While she fuss over festive table prepare a surprise for her. Drop floating candles and flowers into the pool, turn off the lights. Guests stand around the perimeter of the pool and blow bubbles. The toastmaster and the birthday girl descend into the water. “Our Father” is read and the hero of the occasion is washed with water. The guests, whooping and shouting with delight, jump into the water to the “sinless one”.
Believe me, this is a liberating action!
After such events, the rise of moral and physical strength provided for you for a long time!
Happiness to all of you!
It is unlikely that anyone will say that an anniversary is the same birthday as all the others. Round dates are celebrated, as a rule, on a grand scale: they call all relatives, friends and colleagues, gather in a cafe or restaurant, invite a host or toastmaster. But not everyone loves magnificent celebrations, many prefer to manage on their own, celebrating the anniversary at home.
Meeting
Even if the toastmaster is not planned, one of the relatives of the hero of the day should still take on the role of host - a person who will explain the rules of games and competitions and tell the guests what needs to be done and at what point.
So, first you need to prepare a solemn meeting. It can be done different ways, which, first of all, depend on the style of the celebration. If there is no specific topic, then it is worth stopping at the following options:
Also, to meet the hero of the occasion, they often lay a “red carpet” from whatman paper or a roll of wallpaper and at the end they award a symbolic “Oscar” for the best female role myself. And if the birthday girl is a fragile woman, then she can be brought in on a palanquin and greeted with oriental dances.
Table contests
When the solemn meeting is over, the first toasts are pronounced and the first gifts are presented, it's time to move on to the entertainment program, namely to table competitions. Contests and games for which you do not have to get up from the table are one of the best options.
At the table, you can sing songs, solve riddles, hold a tongue twister contest (for the most daring - with a mouth full of candies), compose congratulatory odes, etc. All this will fit perfectly into home scenario holiday.
Outdoor games
Second part entertainment program includes dancing and outdoor games. They spend it when the guests have already sat at the table, and it's time for them to warm up.
- Among those present, there will certainly be couples (husband and wife). They are called from the table, the man is put on a shirt, and the woman is dressed. Everyone should also wear mittens. On command, they begin to fasten each other. Whoever copes faster than the rest, he won.
- A rather difficult competition that requires preparation is “Sensitive Nose”. And we are talking not about smell. For this game, you need to sew identical bags of opaque fabric and pour peas, rice, small buttons, sand, foam balls, etc. into them. The more bags there are, the more interesting. The player puts his hands behind his back and, poking his nose into the bag lying in front of him, tries to determine its contents.
- You can also play famous game“A fairy tale with a sign language translation”, when one tells a fairy tale, and the other shows it. Only for such a holiday it is necessary that the narration goes about the life of the hero of the occasion, and the sign language interpreter shows all the actions not on himself, but on her.
All outdoor games should not be played at once. They need to be diluted with dancing and, possibly, karaoke. You can also invite guests to surprise the birthday girl with some concert number- such an unexpected turn in the script should please not only the hero of the occasion, but also the rest of those present at the holiday.
for birthdays, anniversaries and just for the holidays
The best impromptu requires careful preparation - the organizers of the celebration of birthdays, anniversaries, know this better than anyone else. the main task holiday scenario is to unobtrusively captivate guests, endow them with a good mood. For this, you can use fun games that look impromptu, or a serious scenario with a flexible approach.
It is important to understand that a holiday is an unpredictable phenomenon, in which there is always a place for retreats or a change of mood. Therefore, the organizer of the holiday is like a good conductor, who is also a psychologist. To notice in time that the mood of the guests has gone in the wrong direction, to stop the acute situation, to divert attention from an accidental problem - this is what a real organizer is.
The scenario for a birthday or any other holiday has a modular structure that allows you to change the program in places, closing accidentally interruptions. Even if at first glance everything in the script is subject to linear logic, there is always the opportunity to rebuild it on the go, literally between toasts. Guests will not notice anything, and the holiday will only gain momentum!
Scenarios for an anniversary birthday for women and men
Festive anniversary in nature
If the weather permits, you can spend it in a very original and undoubtedly fun way. Nature sets up a benevolent attitude towards everything around, so games and pranks with pouring water, sprinkling flour and the like are held with a bang.
Anniversary celebrations can begin with a comic congratulations.
Leading
I want to test the mental abilities of the hero of the day. To do this, take an ordinary matchbox. We stick one match in the box, we give the other to the hero of the occasion. I will ask questions. If the birthday boy finds it difficult to answer, he must light a match on the box with his match.
After a few simple questions, the host asks: “When is the donkey’s birthday?”. The subject naturally lights a match. The moment has come to solemnly hand him this box with a burning match and sing “Happy Birthday to you” in chorus
Leading
(voice Owl from the cartoon "The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh"). Expensive …. ! Happy Birthday to You! At this joyful moment, let me present you with this wonderful lace (brings a bucket from which the lace hangs).
The culprit solemnly pulls the string and pulls out a bottle of champagne or vodka.
Leading
And now I invite all those present to participate in the contest “Do you know the hero of the day?”. The first guest to answer the question correctly gets a candy. At the end of the quiz, the owner of the largest number of sweets will receive a prize from the birthday boy - a photo with a personal autograph and the right to drink brotherhood with him.
Sample list of questions.
1. What is the day of the week when the birthday boy was born.
2. His height, birth weight.
3. Where did this event take place.
4. What was the time of day.
5. What was the name of the kindergarten teacher.
6. Favorite toy.
7. The best school friend of the birthday boy
8. What kind of education did he get.
9. Where was the first day of work.
10. When I bought the first car.
11. Where did you spend your last vacation.
12. Where did you meet your other half.
13. When was the wedding day.
14. What was the weather like that day.
15. Give the exact age of the children.
16. Favorite dish.
17. Favorite drink.
18. Favorite activity.
19. Favorite books/movies.
20. Foot size.
21. How many acres is the summer cottage.
22. Favorite alcoholic drink.
23. Brand of the car.
24. Name best friend(girlfriends).
25. Favorite song.
It is advisable to ask simple questions, such that you can find out the answers in advance, although everything depends on the company and it is not always necessary to know the answer to the question, in this case they are purely symbolic.
This is where the official part can end, and move on to the stormy entertainment.
For the birthday boy, you can arrange an impromptu concert and at the same time demonstrate your many talents.
Joke-draw “Merry fortune-telling”
Good people, I'll try to surprise you
And I'm surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will solve the riddle
He will know his fate.
So my 1st riddle:
Does he have a heel behind his nose? (boot)
We continue fortune-telling - gild the pen ...
I wish my predictions come true!
Surprises await you in life
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
The house is huge, the garden is blooming,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!
Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will take you to distant lands.
Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dried fruit compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret.
So you're going to be a chef!
You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor, shout loudly:
"Smoke break, Serve dinner, wife,
And a bottle of wine!
You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.
Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"
Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.
Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!
There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!
There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!
The husband will buy earrings, fashionable boots,
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!
The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!
You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!
You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
That's what you win from shoes lace!
You not to be bored
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!
If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat 3 kilos of salt
And a big bag of candy.
Then drink some vodka...
You will be happy, even kill!
I've been talking here, joking...
Still didn't please anyone.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be dancing for you ...
55th Anniversary Scenario (for woman)
Script Host: Dear Colleagues! Dear birthday girl!
Today we are in friendly cheerful company, in our so-called “banquet hall” we decided to congratulate the hero of the day.
May this day go down in history forever
And the birthday girl will only bring joy,
And the guests have fun, let them carelessly,
No one, I hope, will leave sad from the anniversary.
To start the celebration, as expected,
It is proposed to fill all the glasses.
Why are there many people?
All friends gathered here
For a well-deserved rest
They came to congratulate you.
Well, here's two fives for you,
How fast the years go by
But for a reason like this
Do not be upset!
Of course it's not 16
And far from 25
But, to be honest,
There is no reason to be discouraged!
After all, a string of difficult years
Didn't ruin the portrait.
Let's look honestly, from above:
What were you before?
Walked - ribs rang,
And now - what a body!
Bones covered with flesh
Rounded features:
Lush bust, hip, what you need -
A delight for men's eyes.
There is something to take, something to look at,
There is something to cling to the bones.
And those sparkling eyes
At least someone will be driven crazy!
And therefore, without further ado, I want to raise the first glass for our hero of the occasion.
Leading: And now I want to give the floor for congratulations to the director of our team.
Director: Dear _______________!
From pure heart with great respect
Receive our congratulations today
We are happy to congratulate you and wish you
All also to work, all also to dare.
Do not grow old in soul and outwardly
To be blooming as before.
Keep the spark of the soul and still love.
Be beautiful as always to you for many years.
(Gift given)
The team sings congratulations to the motive of the song “I am standing at a half-station”, gives gifts.
Friends and relatives sit
Sparkling wine flows
And there is a long way behind.
Greetings are spoken.
Where, are you cherished years?
What has passed cannot be returned.
As a token of our attention
Accept wishes,
To the joy of all live for many years.
Let the years, like a blizzard,
Everything is gray,
And the light warms youth!
Inconspicuous happiness to you,
Unchanging success,
We wish you lots of luck.
I wish you excellent health, hopes and personal happiness,
Let youth not leave you!
Let adversity be forgotten
And all wishes will come true.
And may there never be grief.
Love if you love.
Live the way you want
And always be cheerful!
Leading: This holiday is a birthday.
Just a great anniversary.
To keep the fun going
I’ll say to everyone: “Pour it!”
I propose to drink for these wonderful wishes!
Leading: You cried into the world when you were born,
And everyone was laughing...
But indeed, we had a little pensioner.
Leading: The word for congratulations is presented to our pensioners.
1. That's the hour for retirement!
Once in a lifetime, he happens to us!
2.We came here today
wish you for long years,
You accept from us Lyubasha
Our pension greetings.
3. Worked a lot,
You didn't work in vain
That's for it dear
You have been given a pension.
4. You will sit at home,
Will you miss, grow old,
If you sing in the choir,
You will instantly look younger.
5. There is no reason for sadness and tears -
The autumn of life is like frost in winter;
Let's tell everyone, without hiding anything:
Every age has its own beauty!
6. Age is our only experience brings
He doesn't age you at all.
After all, 55 is not autumn for us yet,
But only the velvet season.
7. Do not be sad and do not be sad,
There is no return to those past days,
Smile always and everywhere
And don't go to the doctors.
8. On this anniversary day, beautiful,
We want to sincerely wish:
Only joy, long life,
Sorrow and grief do not know.
9. And we wish you to continue
Don't get old, get younger.
Multiply a number of fives
Yes, live well
Without sadness and problems
Need to be always and everything.
Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the council of pensioners allows you, Lyubov Vladimirovna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this, you must take an oath.
Oath I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in the face of my relatives, friends, colleagues and husband, solemnly swear: fervently with the heat of my heart to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the obligations of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in spite of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!
Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with duties and rights.
Responsibilities: (on the screen)
Get up, wash up. Sit down, eat.
receive guests,
Don't forget friends.
Put the brazhonka for distillation.
Do sports this year.
Be ready for love and work.
Do not get sick, do not lose heart
Eat in moderation and sleep soundly
Never grow old
All men like it.
Rights of a young pensioner: (read by the hero of the day herself)
When I want, then I get up.
As long as I want, I lie down.
And if I want, I will drink.
I will go where I want.
When I want, then I sleep.
Whoever I want, I love.
Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot to do!
Presenter: Today, each of the guests, as a sign of respect for you, would like to say special words and make a special gift.
- We would give you a miracle,
Magic beautiful moment
Only a miracle has been done before,
The people who gave you life, birth!
Please raise your glasses and drink for the parents of the hero of the day __________________!
Leading:
Be healthy, beloved wife,
Wallet to always be tight
Optimism and creativity!
Every day to give joy.
Since we are talking about men,
I want to remind you of a man
who many years ago fell in love with our (name)
and is still a support and a shoulder
V family life for her. AND
so, the word to the wife of the hero of the day.
How much beauty in the world:
The sun, the sky is blue,
And spring flowers
They can't compare to you.
For many years we walked side by side,
It was all: sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
We are already getting old.
We won't let her into the house
Let him take a walk
When it comes again,
Let us not be found at home.
You are my good
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with lots of love.
I give you this song. "I love you to tears" or others.
Thank you for finding words that please and comfort at the right moment.
I want to drink for what you are!
Leading: Today the address of the hero of the day received telegrams. Allow me to read them.
Telegrams:
Grandma, hello, don't be sad,
We're out of candy, mind you.
Your grandson _______-.
Well, now, friends, the time has come
Fill a glass for parents.
For those who gave the joy of life,
And he opened the doors to the beautiful world.
For those who taught him kindness,
He gave me a lot of mind.
For those thanks to whom now
Vanya is sitting among us as a birthday man.
So, let's fill our glasses and drink for the parents of our hero of the day, let them be fun and pleasant today.
Dear guests! Today we learned a lot about the hero of the day, there were many congratulations and wishes addressed to him. But not everyone present congratulated him. The word is given to the sister and brother of the hero of the day.
Dear friends, we continue our evening dedicated to the 30th anniversary of
Happy thirtieth anniversary
All friends rush to congratulate
And wherever fate would wear them -
Everyone is here today.
We wish you good health
And a long life without worries
Good luck, happiness and luck!
It's time for big victories!
Let's all fill our glasses, and drink for the happiness and health of our birthday boy!
Wow, I see you are moving something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter says:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20__. Ivan's anniversary is not canceled
3. Remember: for starters, it didn’t hurt everyone to drink a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this house is not cancelled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and are non-refundable.
And now the floor is given to the beloved wife of the hero of the day.
We congratulate you on a significant event,
Today is your legal anniversary,
We wish you great health
And many sincere friends.
We do not give the birthday
No headsets, no rings,
Surely you will receive warmer
Greetings from friendly hearts.
I propose a word for congratulations to friends. Dear guests, dear birthday boy, the children's nursery group "Mouse" has come to your holiday!
Congratulations to Uncle Vanya
Our favorite kindergarten
Sends greetings to you dear,
Junior Nursery Squad.
We promise to listen to Vanya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten porridge,
Let's take the cups.
Be healthy uncle Vanya!
Many many more days
We promise to come
To you on the hundredth anniversary!
Dear guests! I ask you to fill your glasses with white, and drip red into your glasses.
If you want, believe
If you want, don't believe
An animal is roaming around somewhere.
He does not live in a dense forest,
Powerful in Russian.
This animal is called "moose"
- It's been that way for a long time.
May "ELSE" be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
To want and be able
So that happiness does not end,
About good things to dream about, so that business succeeds
So that everything always comes true!
We want to congratulate you
With a wonderful date - thirty years.
You have already achieved a lot
But here comes the flourishing of all forces.
May hope never
Your earthly one will not leave the path.
May it be full of good luck!
We don't want to turn away from it!
In the Canary Islands, out of 365 days a year, only 350 are sunny.
So we wish you, Vanya, so that in your life there is a ratio of joyful and sad days.
But the natives of the Canary Islands are far from stupid. Here in those 15 days when there is no sun, they all gather together in their large huts and drink the fermented juice of tropical mango fruits. And again in their hearts good mood again the sun shines in their souls. And you, Vanya, on gloomy and rainy days, do not forget to take mangoes. And if there is no juice at hand, use any substitute from 12 to 40 degrees
For your anniversary!
Thirty years is a special age.
Life leads us forward slowly,
We want to wish you
The soul does not age with age.
So that creativity does not leave,
To make the table wide with wine,
To make music sound in the house,
To love my wife more.
Birthday is a responsible step,
Thirty years in life means something.
Be happy and healthy, like Hercules.
Let luck not leave you!
Hey, Ivan, such a thing -
Vodka boiled in glasses
Schaub she was not out of breath,
We need to bite a little.
For such a reason
Let's say a toast is small.
Masha and Glasha meet.
- Masha, how is your husband Misha?
- As he drank - so he drinks, as he beat - so he beats.
- Well, thank God, if only I didn’t get sick!
To the health of all those present!
Dear guests! We had a lot of fun. Our evening is coming to an end. I propose to sing a song for the hero of the day.
We walked nicely at your holiday
Nowhere have we seen a more beautiful holiday
So be healthy, live richly,
And we are leaving home to the hut!
The evening ends with songs and dances.
As a leader, there may be one of close friends, or a husband, if the birthday girl is married, or maybe a specially hired person. A scripted holiday can be held in a banquet hall or in a spacious room at home, depending on the number of invited people.
Props:
an envelope with a phrase, a photo of the birthday girl, cards with inscriptions, sweets, prizes for competitions, several certificates, album sheets, two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds, a gift bottle,
The host welcomes all guests.
Presenter:
Hello dear guests! I am glad to see each of you at this magnificent holiday, which is organized in honor of our dear (name of the birthday girl). On this day, the world had a special honor to know this amazing, incomparable woman. I ask everyone to take their seats. We begin.
Presenter:
As you may have guessed, this evening is under my leadership! But, there are many of you, and I am alone, so I will need my personal assistant! Look, please, everyone under your chair, whoever finds the envelope will be my assistant for the evening!
(An envelope with a short phrase is attached to the chair, for example, “wow”, the person who found the envelope will pronounce this phrase loudly before each toast)
Presenter:
Like everyone social event, our holiday has its own rules that everyone must follow! Now I will read them:
1. Have fun until you drop;
2. Do not be sad, do not lose heart at the table and beyond;
3. Say beautiful toasts;
4. Drink everything that is poured;
5. Participate in all conversations;
6. Dance, dance, dance;
7. Obey the leader in everything.
Presenter:
Everyone has gathered for a long time
It's time to raise a glass to everyone
For a beautiful birthday girl
It's time to say congratulations to us!
While you are all eating together, I want to remind you that you can leave the hall only with the permission of our beautiful Queen of the evening and only in your own things.
Presenter:
(Name of the birthday girl) they say that in the East there is one wisdom that I really want to voice:
It's easy to beat your age
You can't refuse it
Although in principle it is possible
If your friends are by your side!
May you be 100 or 200
But your soul is young
Pour your glasses soon
Drink to youth (name of the birthday girl) to the dregs!
Presenter:
And you know how wonderful it is sometimes to immerse yourself in the memories of your childhood, youth, youth. Probably, not everyone remembers what kind of girl our hero of the occasion was, but now, thanks to the efforts of her close friends (children, family, husband, parents, depending on who will take up this creative process), you can plunge into her past, and see what she was and what she has become.
(Prepare in advance a collage with photos or a presentation about the birthday girl. It is important to make this surprise bright, cheerful. You can insert a few jokes, photos into pictures, write a few fun facts and life stories)
Presenter:
But, without (the names of the parents of the birthday girl), this event simply would not have happened. Therefore, I propose to raise glasses for them, for the fact that they gave us such beautiful woman that fills the life of each of you with happiness!
Presenter:
In the meantime, you eat, I would like to tell you one story that you may know, which you may hear for the first time. So this happened decades ago. In one town, in the most ordinary apartment, a miracle happened, a tiny girl appeared from nowhere, who remained to live there. The girl grew, grew, grew, grew and grew! On her way there were many different people, but the most special ones she forever settled in her heart. And so, so many years of desperate searches have led her to those with whom she shares her holiday today, to those whose love and support is more important than anything in the world. For friends, comrades, for you!
Presenter:
You eat, eat, and I will hold a small auction for now! So, friends, three special lots are being drawn, including a photo of a birthday girl, a dance with a birthday girl and hugs lasting a whole minute! Let `s start?
(Auction "Compliments". To win, the guest needs to give compliments. Whoever gives the most compliments, he gets the lot. Props: photo of the birthday girl)
Presenter:
I offer you a drink for compliments,
Who touched the birthday girl of the soul,
Fill your glasses quickly
And reinforce everything you said!
Presenter:
Changer, please pay attention! I recently walked by a magic shop here and bought cards. But, these are not simple cards, but magical ones. They will tell you what the people at this table think of you. Draw a card gentlemen!
(Cards are prepared in advance on which one of the qualities of the birthday girl is written. For example, “I think you are very good at putting the kettle on” (if the hero of the occasion does not know how to cook). The inscriptions should be cheerful, but at the same time truthful. You can also make cards with predictions Props: cards with inscriptions)
Presenter:
It is a pity that our magical session was not long, but he made clear the thoughts of the guests. Now I'd like to talk about love, oh wonderful feeling that fills our soul (name of the birthday girl). And now, the man of her life will tell her about her feelings. As far as I know, he cooked.
(A husband or boyfriend is invited, if there is no one and the birthday girl’s heart is free, the item is skipped, or they simply raise their glasses for love)
Presenter:
Dear guests,
Your turn has come
Congratulate our birthday girl,
Anyone interested, please come here!
(Guests take turns saying wishes and).
Presenter:
While you guys are eating, I want to run a little competition where the winner will get valuable prize. I will ask questions about our birthday girl, for each correct answer - a candy, the one who collects the most candy will win!
(Requisites: sweets, certificate of honor)
Questions:
1. What day of the week was she born?
2. How much did you weigh on your birthday?
3. How much does it weigh now?
4. How long did she spend most of her time on the phone?
5. Favorite color?
6. Does she mope in autumn?
7. How old are you?
8. What grade did she have in algebra?
9. Favorite sweet?
10. How much time does he devote to sports?
11. How many pairs of shoes does she have in her wardrobe?
12. Does he like to chew at night?
13. Smoking?
14. Name of the first guy?
15. Favorite flowers?
16. Favorite music?
17. Favorite movie?
18. Excitement, her true ally?
19. What did she dream about in 1st grade?
20. Who was the first to get a kiss?
(Questions may not necessarily be these, it is important to get answers first in order to know who guessed right. Questions are read loudly and quickly)
Presenter:
Something you all sat up,
Gotta fix it
Wish what you wanted?
Let's dance fast!
(The presenter announces a dance break)
Presenter:
And now, my dears, I invite you to play a little. You are all good dancers, and I would like to suggest that you diversify your steps a little.
Competition "Repeat".
Each guest must repeat the movements after the other, whoever copies better will receive a prize.
Presenter:
Glasses are waiting, it's time for the table,
Let's get back to the dance floor
It's time to wish health, happiness,
Friends, follow me!
Presenter:
Now, I would like to torture our men a little. More precisely, I want to test their dexterity! Ladies, how do you see it?
Competition "Kisses".
Men are given sheets of paper. In half a minute they must collect the kisses of the ladies who have come, whoever collects the most receives a prize!
Props: sheets.
Presenter:
I would not want to be distracted from our hero of the occasion, but it seems to me that our men also deserve our attention, I propose to raise a toast to them!
Presenter:
Dear guests, I suggest you draw a little! But, the drawings will be unusual. You will have to portray the birthday girl!
Guests are divided into two teams. The first participant is blindfolded, and so on in a chain. Team the best drawing will receive a prize.
Requisites: two drawing paper, two markers, two blindfolds.
Presenter:
Now get in line
We will play with you
Let's, let's have fun
Evening long to remember!
(The presenter announces the “Shore” contest. There are two code words “Coast”, “Water”. At the word “Coast”, everyone jumps forward, at the word “Water”, back. You can also use other words: land, sea, beach, ocean, etc. The inattentive fall out, the most attentive gets a prize.It is necessary to take into account the age characteristics of the participants, if necessary, you can use another one).
Presenter:
Now, I invite you to be in the role of singers! The task is not difficult, you must sing for our dear birthday girl!
(The presenter calls the word on which the song should begin. The one who sings the most will win)
Presenter:
I want to raise this toast
For happiness, for health,
So that the birthday girl always blooms,
To recede all the bad!
Presenter:
Now, it's time to give us gifts,
And to make it more interesting
Should you describe your gift,
Will the Princess guess it!
(Guests take turns giving gifts, while describing them, but not naming)
Presenter:
But the gift is common, it is from everyone,
It will become a good memory
It is recommended to open in 10 years,
And treat the guests who came!
(The host gives the birthday girl a bottle of good wine, or cognac. You can decorate the bottle, and instead of the label, stick a photo of the hostess of the evening)
Presenter:
Great sounded congratulations,
Nice toasts to all you said
It's time for the birthday girl to say
Thank you for visiting!
(The birthday girl says her speech, thanks the guests for coming)
Presenter:
(Turning to the birthday girl) did you manage to make a wish? Think well, because now is the time to blow out the candles!
(Bring out birthday cake)
Presenter:
Friends, our glorious evening is coming to an end. I'm sorry to part with you, but still have to. Finally, I want to wish our beautiful birthday girl ordinary female happiness and happy, prosperous days! Thank you for the atmosphere and good mood!
Birthday - important holiday. And you can not spend it gray, boring, ordinary. But what can you think of so that this day will be remembered for a long time, so that guests do not spend time in boring conversations, looking for a new suitable topic, but merged into exciting games and contests, jokes, charged with positive and drive for a long time? Three bright and funny scenarios for a girl who will help turn a birthday at home into an extravaganza of emotions and joy, are waiting for you further in the article.
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Scenario 1 "Land of the Looking Glass"
The hall is decorated with mirrors, bizarre elements resembling the tools of an alchemist - a large glass ball, flasks with multi-colored liquids, decorative candles are burning. The room is twilight, muffled mystical music sounds. There are tables laid out against the wall, but now they are hidden from everyone by a screen. Before people take their seats, they must pass the control of the Alchemist.
- ALCHEMIST (host 1):
Hello, dear guests, hello good people. For what reason did you come here, to my castle, to my abode of riddles and secrets?
(Something appears from the depths of the hall shaggy, eccentric, but infinitely cheerful - a resident of another reality, let's just call him the Leader 2) - HOST 2:
- But how are you, oh the wisest, oh most talented, who knows the mysteries of nature and the secrets of distant stars, the language of animals and birds, and the fact that Alla Pugacheva is going to arrange the twentieth concert in honor of her farewell to the stage, and you do not know such an important! Because today is an amazing day!
- ALCHEMIST
- Yes, what is it? Don't languish! You know I don't like puzzles!
- HOST 2:
- Today is the birthday of the most beautiful of earthly girls, the kindest and sweetest! Here she is! (points to the hero of the occasion)
- ALCHEMIST (looking closely):
- Yes, yes ... now I understand why the stars in the sky today shine brighter than usual. Now I understand... But who are these people?
- HOST 2
- Well, you are a chick! Forgive me, these are the guests of our beauty! Who also want to congratulate her. - ALCHEMIST
- I have an idea!
- HOST 2:
- You are! Again he with his ideas. Now he’s thinking up something that won’t be cleared until the night ... Oh, ho-ho-hoshenko, I feel today I can’t eat cakes. And I love them so much...
- ALCHEMIST
- Don't goofy. Here's what I came up with. Now we will find out with what thoughts our dear guests came. (addressing the guests) Please choose one of the balloons from those that hang on the wall (points to the wall where the balloons are preliminarily hung).
- (Leader 2 draws the audience to choose their own balls, then the Alchemist takes out a needle and approaches the first person with a ball, pierces it. Inside the ball is a twisted note with a wish or some kind of joke)
“Well, well… what is this guest thinking about?” (Reads) “There is no friend in the world more wonderful and kinder than our birthday girl!” Yes, this is a good idea. Come in, please, take your place at the table.
(So the Alchemist goes to everyone and reads aloud the note stored inside the ball, or gives this right to the one who holds the ball.
Notes should be kind and funny, without negative statements.
After reading, everyone sits down at the table. After a feast, good wishes and songs with a guitar, a series of fun competitions begins).
- ALCHEMIST
- Many of you probably know that the word has great power. I propose to do this: we will now wish something good, good for our birthday girl, but not just like that, but by doing
hedgehog. What it is? Tell you. I explain. We take an apple and stick a match into it along with a wish. The result is a lovely hedgehog, a talisman for the happiness of our beauty. So let's go! - HOST 2
"Now, let's play!" I have one word in mind, and now I will quickly draw it as best I can. Of course, I am not an artist, but I will try my best. Your task is to guess what word I originally conceived! Whoever guesses first will get a prize.
- ALCHEMIST
- And now I would like to check how well you know our birthday girl! (Takes her behind the screen and returns with a mysterious expression) So, you must answer correctly to simple questions. What color was the blouse (dress, skirt) of our beauty. What color are her eyes. What color is her lipstick and eye shadow (if any). What she loves the most. What he dislikes the most. What kind of music does she listen to. Do you think she has a dream, if so, what kind.
(Questions can be different, funny and simple. The person who gives the most correct answers wins a prize)
- HOST 2
— Yes, you know our birthday girl well. But I think we've sat too long at the table. It's time to joke and have fun. Well, get up, I'm announcing the start of a new contest!
(The essence of the next competition is as follows: the guests are divided into two teams, one stands against the other, in two lines. The competition is something like a relay race, but not
sports, but theatrical, that is, the presenter asks the first in a row some simple task, for example, to portray friends who met after a long separation or, conversely, inveterate enemies and people should try to portray the task. Then they go to the end, and they are already the second in the row to complete the task, and so on until the end of the row. Those who do not cope with the task are eliminated from the competition. There are no winners here, friendship wins, and as a sign of this, all participants in the game are awarded with souvenirs). - ALICHMIK
- What talented guests gathered today! We can gather a real theatrical troupe, worthy of the capital's theater stage. You have done a good job in our contests. And now I'm turning the dial of my time machine back by... oops! I wanted to turn it back only half an hour to see the beginning of the holiday again, but now ... we move in time and find ourselves ... in the 19th century, at the royal ball! It's horrible!
- HOST 2
- This is wonderful! How many of us have had such a wonderful opportunity to get into the romantic 19th century before? Music, maestro! (plays Beautiful music, dancing begins)
Scenario 2 "Dancenight"
The room is decorated in a youth style - posters, posters of famous rock stars, some attributes of active youth - headphones, CDs, sheet music and song tests. Incendiary music plays.
Instead of tables, there are pillows and rugs scattered across the floor;
Scenario 3 "Funny pun"
The hall is decorated with bright pictures, tinsel, in general, everything that can be found in the house - sweets, oranges, bananas, so that the room turns into a harmonious chaos of colors, aromas, things. Dance music plays.
