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Unusual surnames

Unusual surnames- on the one hand, this is an unusual fate and increased attention to a person with an unusual surname. On the other hand, there is an increased burden on a person.

Unusual surnames are interesting primarily because they have a certain semantic load. The meaning of the surname gives a clue, the key to understanding a person - his character, his desires, his past. This is what attracts such names.

Some unusual surnames cause a smile and positive feelings in the people around and in the person himself, while others cause a negative reaction. In this list of surnames, we have given mainly characteristic surnames that evoke positive emotions.

Unusual surnames

Avramchik

Avrorin

Adamchik

Alyonkin

Albus- white (lat.)

amethysts

America

Arbat

amphitheaters

Angelin

Antonchik

Apostle

Arakcheev- hard drinker

arapchik

Artyukh

Aphrodite

Babochkin

Babushkin

bazarchik

ram

Baris

Shoe

poor man

Bellerophon- hero Greek mythology who defeated the three-headed monster Chimera

Soulless

Portless

Bezputov

Bezumov

Bezukhov

Cashless

familyless

Bray

Belava

Belenets

Belenky

whitewing

Beluga whale

White

Belyai

Birch

Beskrylov

Bloodless

Immortal

Good

Bozhev

god spirit

Bogatyr

Rich

Log

Valenkin

Cornflower

Varvarin

After all

Magnify

Bicycle

Verigo(chains, shackles)

Loyal

Vertonozhkin(fidgety)

Vertoplyasov

Wind

Windmill

Vinohod

Vislobryukhov

Cherry

Vladykin

Volga

Volkopredatory

Volui

vral

Guy- born of the earth (Greek)

Storm

Grozny

Golubasha

dove

Masters

cooker

Gorbonos

sinners

Mushroom

Grinya

walk

Danilets

Girls

Devushkin

Tar

Degtyar

Derun

Danube

Denezhkin

Dozhdikov

Thrush

Druzhina

Dubyaga

think

Durilo

Ermak

hedgehogs

Yezhin

Greedy

Zhdan

Zhegalo

Pearl

Painters

redneck

crooks

scored

rake in

hare

Bunny

Zamotailov

Zaporozhets

Zvezdin

Bell ringer

Green

Zozulya

Zubok

Toothpicks

Izbavitelev

Issakharov

Jordan

Carp

Kasyan

Square

Kvasha

bricklayer

peck

Mare

Mare

Kozlopasov

Trump

Witch

Caulaincourt

Deck

Kopeikin

Short

Korzhai

Roe

cat

Koshechkin

Cat

Krasavin

Handsome

Beautiful

Krasnozhen

beauty

Krasulya

screamer

curl

Crimea

Lada

Ladushkin

Lampadov

Chest

Bast shoes

Laskin

Swan

Lenik

Lentsov

Likhar

Loboda

Lobotryasov

burdock

burdock

Darling

Love

Lyalin

Lyalkin

Stores

Mazepa

Mazurok

Malik

boys

Bear

Miller

Menyailov

Metals

Blink

Mizulya

Millions of people

Mirgorod

Mitrofanushkin

Molitvin

silent

monks

Moskvich

ice cream

Ant

fly agaric

Publican

Nebaba

negrey

Negroes

Gentle

nectars

Insatiable

Nepomniachtchi

Do not shoot

neophytes(initiate, convert)

Come on

Nothing

cucumber

Ogurchikov

Odessa

Disposable

necklaces

Ozerny

mistletoe

Nut

officers

Pyramids

Bad

Is it true

preferences

bite

Monday

sprinkle

Poltava

justice

Examples

Prince

sold

Friday

roam

crayfish

reasoning

Rye

Riha

Riga

Fisherman

Samara

sour

Sweet

Listen

Magpie

Spesivtsev

Spoke

Arrow

telescopes

Tron

slipper

Tufelkin

Tyapkin

Umov

Umnov

Uralets

Ufimchik

Porcelain

Filadelfov

philologists(lover of words)

Khalyavin

Khitryuk

Hosts

Cold

bachelors

Royal

Capai

Caesar

Charodeev

Chernomorets

Black

Chertok

Shugay

Shuryonok

Generously

Instance

Jupiters

Yulianov

Berry

Yaldygov(parasite, parasite, spendthrift and reveler)

hawk

With such surnames it is difficult to be an ordinary person.

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All we have different surnames. They are funny and sad, funny and funny. We do not choose what we will be called .., not fate! That's why they call us whatever! Now we will present you the most funny names and surnames, and you decide ... - laugh out loud or cry, regretting real person who received such a name and surname.

Look .., this is the real data of real people! No one is to blame that people have such names and surnames. It's funny, of course, laugh ... just do not forget that we do not select this data. This is a gift of fate that sticks “like a bath sheet” and it is almost impossible to tear it off. You will say that I would quickly change all the data, but in the memory of people you will still remain that “funny-family” who recently changed his data, and your friends will tell everyone else and you will still have a new “klikuha”, which may be even worse!

Really funny and cool female names and surnames

To your attention funny women .., no, not So! Funny names and funny surnames of cute girls and beautiful women. Well, why did fate so decree that cute creatures can have such terrible data? For them, the most urgent and vital issue is to urgently get married and change their surname! In the meantime, they sit in their offices with funny names, go through life and make the public laugh right and left ...

Photos of passports of guys and men with funny data

Passports prove that people with funny names and funny surnames live among us. They not only go through life laughing, since they do not change their data, they make us laugh and bring some color to our lives. “Laugh as much as you like, the last name will not come out of the passport ...”

Data in the passports of girls (women) - cause funny emotions

See what beautiful ladies with such surnames. How do they live if I already know them by sight thanks to such ridiculous data? And ... it is clear: "They go through life laughing ...".

Funny names and surnames on VKontakte

"VKontakte" can hide the real name and surname, so do not judge strictly, we could not check exactly and posted what is and was ... And this is a Fact!

Guys and men

Girls and women

The girls are so different, and the VKontakte network speaks about this. Such surnames: are they invented to attract attention, or are they real? Guessing will not ... We will not know! And you see for yourself what is happening there ....

Cool names and funny surnames in English

Foreigners are people from another world who write and speak differently than we are used to understanding. However… there is something we really understand and it's really funny! See for yourself…

Wikipedia has a lot of funny real names and surnames of famous people!

Do you trust Wikipedia? We believe .. because it describes mostly verified facts from our real life. See what famous people have such interesting surnames. In truth, our world is rich and diverse!

Each person pays a lot of attention to his surname. He studies its meaning, where it came from, what are its roots. However, the most ridiculous and unusual surnames presented here do not bring joy to their owners, and many seriously dream of getting rid of such a gift from their parents.

One can only be surprised at the inexhaustible human imagination and have fun from the heart when meeting such proper names in serious documents or on door plates in the offices of respectable bosses. The list presented is real surnames found on the territory of Russia and belonging to its citizens. Numerous photos are evidence of this.

The culture of the Cossacks has always been unique and somewhat different from the cultures of other indigenous peoples of Rus'. This originality was also reflected in those nicknames that were given to warriors according to various signs or qualities of character. In the future, with the advent of surnames in the 19th century. they became official surnames.

  • Karaybeda
  • Motsny
  • Rotan
  • Gubach
  • Nesvyatipaska
  • Titsky
  • Ubeykobyla
  • Good evening
  • rodentub
  • zasyadwolf
  • Hoodier
  • Unclean
  • Walking day
  • Weakness
  • Drozhiruk
  • rottooth
  • Pidkuimikha
  • Nosulya
  • Neeshmak
  • yellowleg
  • Helpbatko
  • Mordan

Of course, the Cossack guys also had ordinary ones, Orthodox names, but given the specifics of the troops, frequent campaigns and close communication, people with the same names had to be distinguished, and then observation and humor came into play. For example, two Sashas could be very different in appearance or temperament, and then each got his own nickname. Now, no one could confuse them during roll call or call them in battle during a fight.

Bulgarian, Moldovan, Gypsy

Everyone knows that in Russian Federation people of different nationalities live, there are even entire villages where Bulgarians, gypsies live, and many Moldovans have long been Russian citizens. They also include surnames. which cause. if not wild uncontrollable laughter, then surprise for sure.

  • Bestrescu
  • Fanta
  • Rakova
  • Khachapuri
  • trifle
  • Zapadlovsky
  • Cherepovsky
  • cats
  • Razdvinogov

Caucasian surnames

  • Nadoev
  • wallpaper
  • slop
  • Sarajevo
  • Plebos
  • Pliev
  • Onanidze
  • Onaniashvili

  • Porosenkov
  • Don't fuck up
  • Hemp
  • Shmal
  • Zhopina
  • Yablonskaya
  • Vagina
  • lokhov
  • Shelyukhin
  • Shmarin
  • Mozgoedov
  • Durnopeiko
  • snot
  • Sexual
  • Svinar
  • Kovyryalov
  • Zhirnov
  • Zhirinovsky
  • Chmyr
  • Moshnin
  • Khokhlupoykin
  • Syringe
  • Moshonkin
  • Brekhunov
  • Mityukov
  • Mondina
  • Mochenkin
  • Fonderkin
  • Sosunov
  • Pechenkin
  • Pichugin
  • Khryukin
  • Golobokova
  • Goloshchekin
  • Quarter
  • Tretyak
  • Dobrobaba
  • Onan

To make sure that the list is not made up, it is enough to enter any surname into the search engine and you can immediately get several dozen lucky people with unusual surnames. Help in the search and telephone directories of megacities.

Double surnames with strange meanings

In Russia, carriers are not rare double surnames. Usually they are written with a hyphen and sometimes cause a lot of trouble to their owners. Where do they come from? The paths are different:

Someone adds a pseudonym to their native surname, this usually happens in creative environment to be different from others and not to be confused with other actors. (For example, the wonderful actor Pankratov Cherny).

There are also historical ones. Two noble families, when they became related, united the surnames of the spouses (Musin-Pushkin).

Someone got a last name orphanage during the war years, thanks to the indefatigable imagination of educators.

Let's get acquainted with these unique words:

  • Buffalo Cat
  • Bit Ivan
  • Honest-Khoroshko
  • Kill-Joyful
  • Shura-Bura
  • Drinker-Nefedoya

Surname Collectors

There are civil servants whose work is directly related to documents and personal data of people. Among them there are a lot of people who know how to appreciate humor, so they cannot pass by the next family pearl. Eat large collections names from which you can laugh more than one evening. In every job, even such a paper and boring one, you can find its charms. Here is one of the interesting selections:

  • Muhosranov
  • Serobaba
  • Blyakher
  • intraligator
  • Nedorezov
  • Akulibaba
  • Dolbnya
  • Bibik
  • Nedorezov
  • Dohlik
  • Pipko
  • asshole
  • Wartkin
  • Saloed
  • Pogulayko
  • skins
  • Khertukheev
  • Khrennov
  • Smorshchuk
  • Wart
  • Shurlo
  • Burdyga
  • Golotsutskov
  • Neumyvakin
  • Sinebryukhov

Sometimes such collectors not only write down their finds in a separate notebook, but also make scans, as evidence that such funny surnames really exist, and are not just another notion.

Funny names of public people

Among famous people, you can often meet people with strange surnames. They exist in all areas and countries, including among our athletes and media personalities.

football players

  • Karyaka
  • Smertin
  • Kolodin
  • Zlobin
  • Popel
  • Mazilu
  • Contra
  • Kakashvili
  • Krivoruchko
  • Jop (Poland)

Hockey players

  • Krutokhvostov
  • Ovechkin
  • Myshkin
  • Koshechkin
  • Mogilny
  • Vypuukal (Czech Republic)
  • Vibl (Czech Republic)
  • Jablonsky
  • Skvernyuk

tennis players

  • Chesnokov

basketball players

  • Najera
  • Khryapa

Biathlon, skiing

  • Deri Earth
  • Chudov
  • Cr. Stick
  • Sacherbacher

Athletics

  • Borzakovsky
  • Borzov
  • B. Shieblowski

Jumpers

  • A. Malysh
  • Zebra

A person, of course, is not free to choose a surname. He gets it from his family. Some owners, having become adults, are in a hurry to change their surname that poisons their lives, others go through life with it, not complexing and proving in deed that it is not the name that makes a person, but quite the contrary, if he is a purposeful, self-sufficient person.

From this article you will learn:

We are already accustomed to the fact that each person has a surname that distinguishes him from the rest, shows his belonging to a particular family and is inherited. However, this was not always the case. The official fixing of the surname for each person happened less than a century ago, that within the framework of history - very small segment time. History of each a separate surname unique in its own way. Sometimes dozens of people with the same last name live in the same area. Sometimes it happens that we smile when we hear some unusual surname. We will talk about such rare family names today.

There are a lot of rare surnames that really cut the ear. It's just that there are relatively few carriers of such surnames. It is impossible to cover them all in the article, but we will try to at least classify them, divide them into groups.

  1. One-letter surnames: despite the simplicity of their composition, they are quite rare and unusual for hearing. People registered in Moscow by last name ABOUT ,YU And E .
  2. Surnames with one syllable: they are also not common. Only a few families with surnames live on the territory of Russia An , Yong , That And Before .
  3. Surnames-toponyms: these are surnames that are consonant with the names of cities or rivers. For example, not many people have surnames such as:
  • Moscow ;
  • America ;
  • Astrakhan ;
  • Kamchatka and others.
  1. Legendary surnames: these are the names of literary and historical heroes, whose carriers are also very few. These include names such as:
  • Crusoe ;
  • Grozny ;
  • Pozharsky ;
  • Chatsky ;
  • Karenin and others.
  1. Two-root surnames: this includes surnames obtained by fusion of two words at once. Some naming sounds quite harmonious and quite common, but you rarely see such surnames as:
  • Good afternoon ;
  • eibogin ;
  • backstreet ;
  • Zacheshymaniu ;
  • Nepeyvoda ;
  • Gunpowder ;
  • Hvataymuha ;
  • Shchiborsch ;
  • Ubeikon and others.
  1. Surnames consonant with ordinary words: these are words that did not receive a normal suffix during the official fixation with the help of suffixes typical for surnames -ov And -in:

- consonant with nouns:

  • Water ;
  • Stove ;
  • Freezing ;
  • Pot ;
  • Chizh ;
  • Magpie and many others;

- consonant with verbs:

  • Tron ;
  • Razdobudko ;
  • bite ;
  • peck ;
  • negrey and others;

- consonant with adverbs:

  • On the side ;
  • Sometimes ;
  • Generously ;
  • Nothing ;
  • Come on and others.

This list is endless. We do not set ourselves the task of covering the entire volume of rare Russian surnames: we have only outlined the main trends in their existence. And after all, each of the surnames has its own unique, unique story, which can tell about the life of our distant ancestors.

Where could such rare and unusual surnames, unusual to our ears, come from? Initially, a person was given a nickname that distinguished him from the rest of the mass of the people. If a nickname took root in a person, it gradually became a name attached to a certain genus, family, even if unofficially. So the nickname turned into a surname. Since nicknames are most often rude or derisive in nature, all modern rare, unusual surnames come from them. Their origin can be very different, but people who are engaged in anthroponymy (the history of surnames, first names, patronymics and nicknames of a person) identify several main trends in the origin of such names.

  1. Surnames were given appearance person:
  • bryla (that was the name of people with plump, drooping lips);
  • Lobar (man of large build);
  • pimple (the so-called pimply man);
  • Uraz (crippled person);
  • Mug (ugly person);
  • Makura (blind person);
  • Fursik (small person).
  1. The surname could reflect occupation person, his profession:
  • Obabok (as our ancestors called people who hunted mushrooms);
  • Vozovik (a person selling goods from a cart);
  • Lazebnik (barber);
  • Argun (Vladimir carpenter);
  • collar (one who deals with horses).
  1. Character features also often displayed in unusual surnames:
  • Butt (so in some areas they called a stupid and stubborn person);
  • Ogibenya (a nickname for a flattering and deceitful person);
  • kichiga (empty man);
  • Buzun (fighter);
  • Palga (nickname for a clumsy person).

4. Surnames could be given by place of residence:

  • Zaporozhets ;
  • Vyatich ;
  • Moskvich ;
  • Volyn ;
  • Uralets and others.
  1. Since for many centuries Russian culture was formed under the influence of Orthodoxy, many rare surnames have ecclesiastical origin:
  • Prayer ;
  • clerk ;
  • Bell ;
  • chanter ;
  • god spirit and others.

Thus, each surname has its own little story. How nice it would be if every person who has unique last name, revealed its secret and preserved its history for their descendants. However, in the history of all rare surnames, common points can be distinguished.

XIII-XIV centuries

At this time, people in the villages began to be distinguished not only by their first names, but also by their surnames. Noble boyars received dashing and sonorous surnames, but the peasantry did not know how to speak beautifully, therefore their surnames were the most dissonant. Some of them did not subsequently receive suffixal design and retained their initial form:

  • Fritter ;
  • Fool ;
  • Dubodel ;
  • Bogomaz ;
  • Tit ;
  • stub and others.

70s of the XIX century

In 1874, Alexander II carried out a military reform, according to which universal military duty was introduced, which entailed the legal registration of surnames for all males. It was not uncommon for a recruit to find it difficult to answer the question of what his last name was. In this case, the surname was given right there, most often in appearance. Since there was no time to fantasize, the surnames often turned out to be funny and even rude. Some of them have come down to us:

  • Toothless ;
  • One-armed ;
  • deaf ;
  • Crooked ;
  • redhead ;
  • Forehead and other surnames.

90s of the XIX century

In 1897, the first All-Russian population census was conducted, which legally fixed the surnames not only for men, but also for women and children. The surname finally became officially assigned to a certain family. Somewhere scribes gave surnames desired shape with the help of typical suffixes, and somewhere left in the form of nicknames, which have become rare today:

  • Censer ;
  • Turnip ;
  • Breeze ;
  • Milk ;
  • Extreme and others.

1930s

The 1930s saw an important era in common history surnames. In Russia, everyone was offered to change their dissonant surnames. Entire queues of people with the most unusual surnames stretched to the registration departments. The Izvestia newspaper managed to capture this historical moment: thanks to it, we have a list of those surnames that disappeared forever in the 30s of the last century:

  • Poltorbatko ;
  • Around-Fist ;
  • Balda ;
  • Poodle ;
  • doggie ;
  • Corn ;
  • Barefoot ;
  • whiny ;
  • fly agaric ;
  • Tail and many, many others.

like this hard way passed many rare surnames. Some of them managed to survive, others irretrievably gone into the past and exist for us only on paper. Rare surnames not always funny and ridiculous. Among them there are many euphonious and beautiful - such that their carriers are rightfully proud of.

Modern unusual first names- this is the memory of the era in which they appeared. decent in Russia noble families began to form relatively recently, and before that, families were called by words that were used in folk speech and were not subject to any censorship. So, for example, if one of the father's eyes was blackened or he was lame, the family was called Krivenky. With the same logic, they named Bezpalye, Bezukhie and Bezruchko. No other countries in the world can compare with Ukraine and Russia in the originality of surnames.

Slavic cool, unusual surnames:

  • unwise;
  • whiny;
  • Wretched;
  • Semirozum;
  • Prusachok;
  • Pyatizhopkin;
  • Bobinchik, ave.

Funny surnames of people

People have original, interesting surnames different nationalities. Many of them surprise and make you laugh until you have stomach cramps. It is unlikely that everyone who got funny surnames, first names or patronymics in the passport lives in harmony with them, because such people have to be mocked and ridiculed from others since childhood. Nevertheless, it is worth treating this with irony and humor, because there will always be a person who is even more unlucky, for example, Lyubov Koshek or Zakhar Zapadlovsky.

For VK for girls

Living with a dissonant surname is not very comfortable, so most girls tend to change or at least hide it from others. Young women of the fair sex are selected for social networks beautiful, concise pseudonyms, only partially reminiscent of a real surname. Thanks to this, discontent and shame disappear, but friends, nevertheless, easily recognize girls. What cool surnames for Vkontakte exist? Examples of successfully modified aliases:

  • for Naumenko Ira - Naum Irina, Naira;
  • for Prus Sveta - Lana Tarakanova, Lana Prus;
  • for Anna Kuznetsova - Anna Blacksmith (literal translation into English);
  • for Nastya Ivanova - Ivanna Nastina (replacement of FI).

The funniest surnames in Russia

Carbon monoxide Russian surnames can be found in the telephone directory. For example, in the capital there are several families with interesting options: Dobryden, Yesterday, Eyboginy, Galoshes, Kuku, Khvataimukhi, Shiborsch, Zadneulitsa, Kukishi. The list can be continued for a very long time: different authors (as a rule, social services workers) compile large-scale selections and ratings of the funniest names / surnames registered in Russia.

For girls

In any large team there are owners of strange, ugly and even obscene surnames. From a huge number, we can distinguish such interesting surnames for girls:

  • Brekhunov;
  • Zhopina;
  • Kazyavkin;
  • Sexual;
  • Mozgoedov;
  • Khryukin;
  • naked;
  • Zhirnov;
  • Durnopeiko;
  • snot;
  • Dobrobaba;
  • Corpse;
  • Lokhov;
  • Non-peypivo.

Complex double rare female surnames Russians:

  • Shura-Bura;
  • Kill-Joyful;
  • Bita Marya;
  • Honest-Good;
  • Buffalo-Cat.

Sometimes seemingly normal surnames look strange and funny in combination with women's professions. A selection of such funny, sometimes scary tandems:

  • doctor Patients;
  • artist of the Meshkov fashion house;
  • decrepit beautician;
  • seller-cashier Skorobogatov;
  • Pediatrician Plague;
  • geologist Zemlyanaya;
  • store manager Gnilomyasov;
  • Headmistress Book.

Funny male surnames

Usually funny male surnames catch the eye of those whose work is connected with the analysis of a huge number of letters and applications. Among the recipients and applicants, one can meet Kozlov, Kisel, Pasyukov and other citizens whose names bring a smile to their faces. Listed below are ridiculous and funny Russian surnames of Russian men. These include:

  • Blablin;
  • Nadryshchev;
  • Blyakherov;
  • Bobbinchik;
  • Kherenkov;
  • Zababashkin;
  • Glukin;
  • Pupkin;
  • Blablin;
  • Zadnikov;
  • Bobik;
  • Abebe;
  • Sharikov;
  • Sukhozad;
  • Sivokoz;
  • Didus;
  • Durnopeiko;
  • Cord.

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Among other peoples, Moldovans and Romanians have succeeded in creating funny names. Among them there are many Boshar (translated as “pumpkin”), Mosh (“grandfather”), Surdulov (“deaf”), Berbekaev (“ram”). Chechens are not inferior to these peoples, their families can be called Pomoevs, Saraevs, Nadoevs and even Playboys. The funniest names and surnames in the world are also found among Armenians and Georgians - these are Zaseyans, Opokhmelyans, Zarzhaveli, Dobegulia.

There are many funny Japanese names - Nakamode, Sukasena, Oherachu, Komushishi, Shirehari, Herovato. An insurance agent lives in America, whose name is Chip Munk, when pronounced, the words combine and sound like a "chipmunk". In addition, the United States is known for the prevalence of such a surname as Assman, which translates into Russian as “ass man”. The Canadian Wacko family would be called the Crazy. The Polish resident Bzdashek Zapadlovsky also distinguished himself.

A separate list should be formed among famous personalities - football players and athletes. Foreigners proudly wear surnames in their own country, but in Russia they sound ridiculous and ridiculous. List of players who were unlucky with the name:

  • Mandanda Steve;
  • Child Paul;
  • Cicinho;
  • I am Conan Didier;
  • Laziness Ivan;
  • Gad Maryan;
  • Kaka;
  • Nasri Sameer;
  • Chuka Stefano Okaka;
  • Kakalov Georgy;
  • Pukki Teemu;
  • Fool Abdullah;
  • Popa Mariusz;
  • Pivko Rafal;
  • Ogogo Abu;
  • Pukanich Adrian.

Ukrainian

Cossack roots can be recognized by the names in the passports of Ukrainians. Sharp-tongued Cossacks, without stint, gave funny, sometimes even offensive nicknames to their brothers. So, the funniest surnames of Ukrainians have survived to our time:

  • Vernyvolya;
  • No breath;
  • Davikoza;
  • Vykhrestyuk;
  • Abyyak;
  • Pidoprygor;
  • Zazhryshchenko;
  • Exhibition;
  • Ridkokasha;
  • Hakalo;
  • Pindyura;
  • Zhopinsky;
  • Galushka;
  • yellowleg;
  • Walking day;
  • rodentub;
  • Nosulya;
  • Unclean.

Jewish

Not only Slavic surnames capable of making the Russians laugh. funny Jewish surnames can only be appreciated in conjunction with the name. These "pearls" include:

  • Lolita Outsole;
  • Melon Merlin;
  • Psyche Vatnik;
  • Cylinder Grave Digger;
  • Monya Baldhead;
  • Leya Sherenga;
  • Helm Robovstone;
  • Itsyk Lechitsa;
  • Me Shalashibes;
  • Fanya Cork;
  • Shmulik Rag;
  • Rivka Shovel;
  • Motya Naftalin;
  • Faina Dratva;
  • Immanuel Footcloth;
  • Maria Help;
  • Lena Dial;
  • Pesya Barrier;
  • Chaim Kukish;
  • Tsylya Shkurnik;
  • Aron Benefit;
  • Yosef Pshik.

Chinese given names and surnames

For foreigners Chinese names are a set of hieroglyphs of incomprehensible meaning. However, every name in this country carries a literal meaning, which is sometimes not just funny, but even indecent. Funny Chinese Names and Surnames:

  • Fàn tǒng - means "fool", "lazy/freeloader";
  • Lái gāo cháo - "reach orgasm";
  • Shǎn diànqiú - "ball lightning";
  • Hè hèhe (needs no translation);
  • Сháng gāo cháo - "frequent orgasm".

Even without going into the details of the translation, many Chinese have names that are funny in pronunciation:

  • Sun Vyn Vchai;
  • Take out Sam Drink;
  • Take out Su Him.

Funny celebrity last names

Real surnames stars Russian stage, cinema and show business are not as harmonious as their pseudonyms. Below are just them short list. funny surnames famous people(the first is a pseudonym, the second is a real name):

  • Pavel Kashin - Pavel Kvasha;
  • Jasmine - Semendueva Sarah;
  • Queen Natasha - Break Natasha;
  • Marshal Alexander - Minkov Alexander;
  • Malinin Alexander - Vyguzov Alexander;
  • Andrey Razin - Krivorotov Vadim;
  • Lolita Milyavskaya - Gorelik Lolita;
  • Rotaru Sofia - Rotar Sofia;
  • Abraham Russo - Ephraim Apjyan;
  • Rubashkin - Chernorubashkin Boris;
  • Stashevsky Vlad - Tverdokhlebov Vyacheslav.

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For outsiders, very funny surnames are another reason to have fun, but their owners often have a hard time. WITH kindergarten such people have to endure the ridicule of their peers, so many of these "lucky ones" sooner or later decide to make changes to their passport data. Below are the most strange surnames registered in the territory of the CIS countries:

  • crap;
  • Golomudko;
  • Worm;
  • Vshivtsa;
  • Perebeinos;
  • Bananovich;
  • Siskov;
  • Viper;
  • Vypirailova;
  • killwolf;
  • Steering wheel;
  • Single poses;
  • Dohlik;
  • Uncle;
  • Podlyuk;
  • Dulya;
  • Drishch;
  • Chmyryuk;
  • Asshole;
  • Beeliner;
  • Kakashkind.

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